FKK Dietzenbach

[Triptogamont]

Good hanging out with you too. I just realized we actually spent most time this past week and the last time occupying the exact same grungy couch, only difference this time was Jessy was sitting (Selena one day) in your former Hungarian Queen's spot

That long couch in the back is always my favorite. Big enough to lie down on if I need a nap. Good for sitting with another monger. If we sit together on the small couches, it feels a little bit too much like we are going to take each other to the room. Who would pay whom? Best not to consider such things!

[ExpatLover]

Do you pay each girl seperately after you keave the room? Someone mentioned paying slightly less for the second and third. Does this mean you pay at the desk up front along with your entry fee or what?

Kind regards,

Lee.

You will pay each girl separately, I keep my money in the changing room just because I don t like the others can see how much I am paying I also ask the girl to check the money when she is back in her changing room. Never had any issue about this way to handle the things.

[Optimist]

Do you pay each girl seperately after you keave the room? Someone mentioned paying slightly less for the second and third. Does this mean you pay at the desk up front along with your entry fee or what?

Kind regards,

Lee.

You pay each girl after the session. It is usual to hand the money over by the counter near the entrance. Your money will be in the small lockers opposite the desk. Don't worry: the girl will make sure you do the right thing.

I don't know about the price per hour being less for subsequent hours. The price is at set out by Trip (Std is as Sven says short for "hour". KK was the first to spot the joke which continues to provide amusement as developed by Trip)

[SvenFKK]

Forgot to mention that the hilarious pricing sign is no longer on the wall. Instead, there is a strip under each girl's picture at the bar.

30 Euro 20 min, 40 Euro 1/2 STD, 70 Euro 1 STD.

Of course, we all know we should never do one hour rooms. But what exactly is HALF of an STD?

Not sure if this is a joke. STD is an abbreviation for "Stunde", which means "hour".

The price per hour now declines the longer the room is booked; it wasn't always that way.

At least for a while, the price and the time was not the only difference between the first and second options.

[Curious39]

Forgot to mention that the hilarious pricing sign is no longer on the wall. Instead, there is a strip under each girl's picture at the bar.

30 Euro 20 min, 40 Euro 1/2 STD, 70 Euro 1 STD.

Of course, we all know we should never do one hour rooms. But what exactly is HALF of an STD?

"STD" is an abbreviation for "Stunde" (Eng. : "hour" A half of a Stunde is 1/2 hour.

[Shenners]

Forgive me if I explain the obvious but I don't know what your experience is.

The be all and end all here is to be respectful to the girls. They have a special extra sense to detect men who look down on them. If they think you are one of these men, you will find that the girls you are interested in will suddenly disappear even before to get to their couch to say Hi. And even if you catch them you will only get the minimum service.

Once you enter the club, after buzzing at the pearly gates, a naked girl will greet you and guide you to the Thekefrau (Alice or Ina). At this point you will just be seen as yet another stranger looking for a quick fuck, in and out. Here is the first chance to be nice to the girl who opens the door, and to Alice (even if she virtually ignores you). You get a bathrobe and towel, go downstairs, change, come back upstairs and put you valuables in the small lockers, and shower (even if you don't need a shower the girls will notice if you don't).

Then remember that heaven comes in many forms. As does hell. It all depends on you. If you like the size and facilities, strutting Precious Princesses, and the scamming (or at least hard bargaining and cartel rules) at Sharks you will hate it here. The decor is of shed gloom suffused with red depression, where there is no food or entertainment. Your only option is to sit on a red couch..

Do you pay each girl seperately after you keave the room? Someone mentioned paying slightly less for the second and third. Does this mean you pay at the desk up front along with your entry fee or what?

Kind regards,

Lee.

[Shenners]

Thank you all for taking time to reply.

When are you guys next making the trip?

[Triptogamont]

Forgot to mention that the hilarious pricing sign is no longer on the wall. Instead, there is a strip under each girl's picture at the bar.

30 Euro 20 min, 40 Euro 1/2 STD, 70 Euro 1 STD.

Of course, we all know we should never do one hour rooms. But what exactly is HALF of an STD?

[Kosher Kowboy]

She asks for a non-Catholic finish, which isn't a huge deal for me. But then she said sometimes guys say they forget or they can't control it. If you are one of those guys, please go fuck yourself.

In 26 years of reading and writing reviews and also just being one who enjoys writing in general I do not think I have ever seen one wrap up in such a fun and entertaining manner to drive home a point (and I agree with your thoughts) and conclude like that. Extremely unique finish.

' Please go fuck yourself'.

Classic! Fun read.

Good hanging out with you too. I just realized we actually spent most time this past week and the last time occupying the exact same grungy couch, only difference this time was Jessy was sitting (Selena one day) in your former Hungarian Queen's spot

Speaking of your former Queen now gone again (this return was about three days as long as the last time she came back which was one day only) I finally in the light got a good look at this new Hungarian girl Melissa. The hair, the smile, the eyes and everything about her reminds me of the old Valentina but a much younger version and I have a hunch there is a connection between the two either sister or younger cousin, the similarities are way too many. However, Melissa as of yesterday when a friend visited is very much on the opposite end of this Catholic faith you speak of than many prefer to the point she may be joining two others in taking cover for all religious practices.

Der Auslander or Optimist or anyone , can you do the honours please on my behalf, I can't seem to fucking be able to RoD these things? The ending alone IMO warrants a nomination for such a report

[Triptogamont]

Last week, I made my once-every-few-months pilgrimage to Dietzenbach in order to feed my addiction of acquiring athlete's foot from disgusting slippers, getting second degree burns from scorching showers, sitting on shabby couches, going blind from dim red lighting, and testing the internal temperature of some pretty girls.

I was lucky enough to meet up with Kosher Kowboy and a couple of other Americans who share my addictions. Thanks guys, I always appreciate the story-telling and camaraderie between rooms.

Overall, it was a pretty decent trip, but for various reasons I am getting a little bored with Dietz these days. The lineup was very static. In my past visits, there has been a least a little variation day to day. Girls I remember being there: Alina, Amira, Andrea, Anna, Dani, Delia, Diana, Jessica, Kim, Maya, Melissa, Milena, Monica, Neco, Selena. That's not a terrible lineup, but once I had roomed with all of the girls who interested me, I wasn't itching to repeat very much. I tend to have a much better time when I mix in sight-seeing, or visiting multiple clubs. I may be sticking with NRW in the future. Or maybe fly in and out of Frankfurt and hit Dietz just at the beginning and end of my trip.

Anyway, who cares about anything but the girls?

Alina is a very short, thin girl with glasses and long black hair. She looks very young and innocent, usually a deadly combination for me. I had a good room with her, but her inexperience was pretty apparent, so I never did repeat.

I try to room with Anna on most visits. Her body is wonderful and her service is decent, but for whatever reason, I really enjoy the relaxing and napping in the room afterward. She's never in a hurry to get back on the floor and is perfectly willing to sprawl next to / on top of me for a while. When I feel like I have abused her time, I try to get up, but she just throws a leg over me and snuggles closer. I did two rooms with Anna in there somewhere.

Delia was the first girl I roomed with, on KK's recommendation. She's short, curvy with long, straight, brown hair. OK face, nice breasts. She is relatively new at the club, and I had never roomed with her before. Excellent in the room. My only, very slight complaint would be her relapsed catholic faith. Let's just say she's only half catholic. Not a huge concern for me, but could be for others. We found a very enjoyable way to complete my session which I found very satisfactory.

I had seen Diana up in NRW earlier this year. I was eager to try her out again. She is TINY. Bones like a bird. She speaks almost zero English and very little German, so sitting with her on the couch was a little difficult. But in the room, she is a hell of a lot of fun. Her tiny size makes me feel like a dirty old man porn star in the best possible way. Especially when she says, "Ficken mich" over and over again. I roomed with her twice.

Jessica is one of my favorite girls. I make sure I room with her at least once per trip. She's got a great curvy body and a fantastic attitude. I love how she is always dancing, flirting, making silly announcements in the main room. Behind closed doors, she's a whirlwind of activity. I'm sure she's lying, but she pretends to give herself an orgasm while clamping her kegels down, which I find sexy as hell. Roomed with her twice.

I finally took Neco to a room on this trip. For whatever reason, she seems much more confident and sexy than she has in the past. Her hair is longer and straighter. She wears a bit more makeup, walks, stands, and sits straighter. Makes good eye contact and smiles on the couch. I couldn't resist. The room was a lot of fun, and she was happy to comply with any and all of my requests. Afterward, she seemed to enjoy cuddling, chatting, and giggling. She taught me to say, "Kiss me" in Romanian, so a few times during the day, I would walk past her, say it, and have her kiss me on the cheek. She thought it was hilarious every time.

Selena is IMHO the best looking girl at Dietz these days. Perfect body. Beautiful face (although her skin has some scarring). Bleached blond hair. Sexy as hell. Speaks very good English and is smart and funny on the couch. In the room, she is a little business-like, but still a lot of fun. Fantastic optics above, below, and behind her. She asks for a non-Catholic finish, which isn't a huge deal for me. But then she said sometimes guys say they forget or they can't control it. If you are one of those guys, please go fuck yourself.

[Kosher Kowboy]

I was away with the fairies, suffering palpitations thinking of my Queen at Freude.

Very understandable, been there myself, lost in my thoughts.

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen! Do we look anything at all alike? That's awesome.

Will post my notes and reviews when I get the time.

Look forward to your reviews and Dietz notes, always a fun read for all. At this point having seen most girls my reviews would only be boring and redundant. I think we look alike if they see Euros we are identical. As Optimist was I was lost in my thoughts controlled by the fairies to tell you, we often remember much after the trip than during.

I also was lost in a scene reminiscent of Planes, Trains and Automobiles where Kevin Bacon and Steve Martin on opposite sides of the street in NYC at rush hour had their eyes on the same cab at the same time and only one would get to sit it in and pay up. You may have been in the room, too many fairies flying around to remember things at times.

I have found at Day Care when on the prey it is sometimes best not to look at the girls but to learn which guys like what girls, when they finished their last room and must learn to watch their eyes and who they are looking at and keep the girl you want in your peripheral vision. The smart ones let their eyes roam not turning their heads, like corners and safeties watch the eyes of the quarterback to see where they may be looking and of course if in the quarterback position have to not show your target either.

What a fun place to play ball or maybe better said have your balls played with

[Optimist]

What was I thinking. Of course there is no downstairs at Dietzenbach. I was away with the fairies, suffering palpitations thinking of my Queen at Freude. Sorry to misinform: too much remembering Elysian Fields elsewhere (yes, fkk can really be the final resting place reward for the heroic and virtuous amongst us )

[Triptogamont]

On another note Trip not sure I told you, these girls really like you one asked me if we were related. I am not sure if that is a compliment or an insult to me or to you LOL but either way our Euros and visits are welcomed.

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen! Do we look anything at all alike? That's awesome.

Will post my notes and reviews when I get the time.

[Kosher Kowboy]

You get a bathrobe and towel, go downstairs, change, come back upstairs and put you valuables in the small lockers, and shower (even if you don't need a shower the girls will notice if you don't).

If you like the size and facilities, strutting Precious Princesses, and the scamming (or at least hard bargaining and cartel rules) at Sharks you will hate it here.

This is where the fun comes in. You need to approach anyone you are interested in.

On your first visit you are on a sort of (metaphorical) temporary permit issued to visitors. Once you establish your personality and style you will then get a permit to stay in the lower reaches of heaven or will gradually get permits to higher levels of residence, until you reach the Ultimate Reality inhabited by Kosher Kowboy.

Kosher. Apologies to butt in on your paradise, but I still have a soft spot for some of the girls there.

Just as a proof that the girls notice everything you do. A week or so ago, a girl at another club gave me a list of the girls I had been with at Dietzenbach during a period when she was in Romania well over a year ago; information stored, discussed, and used to manage their customer base

I may have made this sound like a challenge. Another way of looking at it is, simply relax, and have fun with the girls as equals

I think you summed it up great in your final line. I think you may have described the entry in to another heavenly club as no bathrobes here and the lockers and showers are all on the same level and agree to show the girl who greets you some nice respect it will be your first contact. These girls have not a cartel but there are two girls on the floor who clearly make sure things run smoothly and there is a hierarchy in place but to the common non regular they will not know so just be nice to all, the girls will collectively return the favor. I was there last week with Triptogomont another stammgast for sure and we observed one of these girls in full control of the others almost to the point of lecturing them.

No apologies needed Optimist, I like guys with soft spots for these girls. Actually you get a hall pass for eternity in never having to apologize! The Gypsies are there for all of us who wish to show respect. Sometimes with some guys the girls will split, for example I know three girls who despise one guest yet other girls see him for reasons won't disclose and another guy there is blackballed by 3 of them because they feel he fucks them too hard and his bedroom manners are not liked by them.

Once in with all of them you have the run of the house, and the girls will hook you up as well. Last trip I wanted one of the girls badly and she had been asking me all day to fuck her and I lost out to her as a guy sat on her couch. I went up to one of the English speaking ones and told her to tell this girl for lack of better words ' tell this girl to get this guy in and out and I will take her to the room ASAP' and next thing I know this girl cut his couch time short the second she was informed, got the key, and within 15 minutes was out of the room, paid and vashed and on my couch. She is well known for giving shit service and rushed rooms to non-regulars anyway so the guy probably got the same service he would have anyway but I got the girl I wanted in a timely fashion

Several of these girls have worked mainstream clubs prior and are fully aware of the precious princesses and they know the guys who come to this club regularly also recognize the arrogance of many ' Sharks or Oase' girls, the Gypsies themselves find these girls arrogant. They know the guys who choose them over the mainstream respect them as people and will return the favor many times over.

As to the boredom I must say over time yes there are periods I just sit on a couch but now the girls all play with me especially in down times and one thing not discussed often are the other guys in this club. I've gotten over the last year (think in one year made over 50 visits now) gotten to know many of the stammgasts and keep in touch with several. I always have someone to talk to and share stories with.

Also, some girls have different rules than others. Trip last week went to a room with one girl and after the session told me something she told him once they were wrapping up their time. I was appalled to hear how some men do not respect her rules and she actually thanked Trip for being a gentleman. Those girls who are aware of this girls rules although they differ from some others blackball guys who are disrespectful to her. Moral of the story, behave and ' alles gut.' On another note Trip not sure I told you, these girls really like you one asked me if we were related. I am not sure if that is a compliment or an insult to me or to you LOL but either way our Euros and visits are welcomed.

However last time there a few days there were no male guests so I really have to thank Trip and some other members of the ISG convention that were in town from a far away land for keeping me company on the couches, it was great chatting with all of you and thanks for booking your trips when you did!!

[Optimist]

Also, the etiquette here and what to expect.

Kind Regards.

Forgive me if I explain the obvious but I don't know what your experience is.

The be all and end all here is to be respectful to the girls. They have a special extra sense to detect men who look down on them. If they think you are one of these men, you will find that the girls you are interested in will suddenly disappear even before to get to their couch to say Hi. And even if you catch them you will only get the minimum service.

Once you enter the club, after buzzing at the pearly gates, a naked girl will greet you and guide you to the Thekefrau (Alice or Ina). At this point you will just be seen as yet another stranger looking for a quick fuck, in and out. Here is the first chance to be nice to the girl who opens the door, and to Alice (even if she virtually ignores you). You get a bathrobe and towel, go downstairs, change, come back upstairs and put you valuables in the small lockers, and shower (even if you don't need a shower the girls will notice if you don't).

Then remember that heaven comes in many forms. As does hell. It all depends on you. If you like the size and facilities, strutting Precious Princesses, and the scamming (or at least hard bargaining and cartel rules) at Sharks you will hate it here. The decor is of shed gloom suffused with red depression, where there is no food or entertainment. Your only option is to sit on a red couch.

This is where the fun comes in. The girls will initially all be hoping for your custom so will make eye contact. You need to approach anyone you are interested in. What you do then is dependent on your taste. Several girls speak no English so if you like to talk this will limit you. I would suggest that you do not ask the Thekefrau about AO: this will mark you out as a foolish customer, and you will be pointed towards the many signs telling you that legally you are required to use a condom. The club has strict rules and will not tolerate anything which might get it in trouble. Of course, what you and a girl decide to do in a room is something which stays behind closed doors. The service you get may vary from girl to girl, and you may need to do more than one session to get yourself taken seriously. Although the girls are here for the money you are likely to get the sort of service you can only dream of at Sharks or Oase or Mainhatten; DFK, DATY and respect. The small size of the lineup means the choice will be limited compared to Sharks or Oase but there are some girls for every taste (even my taste for very very slim).

On your first visit you are on a sort of (metaphorical) temporary permit issued to visitors. Once you establish your personality and style you will then get a permit to stay in the lower reaches of heaven or will gradually get permits to higher levels of residence, until you reach the Ultimate Reality inhabited by Kosher Kowboy.

Kosher. Apologies to butt in on your paradise, but I still have a soft spot for some of the girls there.

Just as a proof that the girls notice everything you do. A week or so ago, a girl at another club gave me a list of the girls I had been with at Dietzenbach during a period when she was in Romania well over a year ago; information stored, discussed, and used to manage their customer base

I may have made this sound like a challenge. Another way of looking at it is, simply relax, and have fun with the girls as equals