FKK Dietzenbach

[ExpatLover]

Trip. Just grab them as soon as you see them, way lay them as soon as they have been paid by previous client.Good luck

Sorry but what are you thinking about.

[Optimist]

Trip. Just grab them as soon as you see them, way lay them as soon as they have been paid by previous client.Good luck

[Triptogamont]

This went up elsewhere about 3 hours ago so with the time difference some guy already creampied one or more of them early for you let's just hope it is a native German and not a Turkish man who can type in German. Now you can start thinking of your choices and perhaps using the sausage experience to see which ones flavors up a sausage the best. If this is your last day try to see two girls and compare the taste of the sausages and report back. She may not be for all but if Nico is there you might get a little XXX movie upon finishing up, I personally have her on the permanent to fuck list if there along with an obvious one and Karla and Roxanna too. Anyone of them might enjoy a sausage

Please while engaging in sexual activity at this club given it's poor hygienic conditions and reputations to always practice ' safe feet' and ' safe sausage'

Adele RO.

Andrea RO.

Bianca RO.

Dana RO.

Elena RO.

Karla RO.

Maya RO.

Nico RO.

Rebekka RO.

Roxana RO.

Sarah RO.

Valentina HU.

Well, shit. I guess I'm headed down there. I'll just wait until one of them breaks free. Worst case, I'll repeat with Valentina.

[Optimist]

My plan to keep you all out of the club is not to send you all to La Luna Moers, report in that thread. If Dietzenbach is the morgue, then La Luna was (on this day at least) the party

[Optimist]

Well, if he is a ghost, he can at least manifest himself enough physically to shake my hand. If he's not a ghost, I hope he washed that hand after touching the sausages!

I am vegan so can guarantee my freedom from all sausage related bacteria.

[Optimist]

Blonde w / o kissing Elena.

After a client dresses & leaves the club those crappy sandals put back on the shelf.

There are sprays for the clients to disinfect (or is it just dirty water?) the sandals before putting them on.

[Kosher Kowboy]

If I go tonight, I will save myself for her only. Or Sara. I think they are the last two on my list. Unfortunately, both of them seem to disappear for long periods of time. I will definitely leave Bianca 40 Euro richer for you. If my feet acquire mutant fungus, I'll just have them amputated when I get home.

This went up elsewhere about 3 hours ago so with the time difference some guy already creampied one or more of them early for you let's just hope it is a native German and not a Turkish man who can type in German. Now you can start thinking of your choices and perhaps using the sausage experience to see which ones flavors up a sausage the best. If this is your last day try to see two girls and compare the taste of the sausages and report back. She may not be for all but if Nico is there you might get a little XXX movie upon finishing up, I personally have her on the permanent to fuck list if there along with an obvious one and Karla and Roxanna too. Anyone of them might enjoy a sausage

Please while engaging in sexual activity at this club given it's poor hygienic conditions and reputations to always practice ' safe feet' and ' safe sausage'

Adele RO.

Andrea RO.

Bianca RO.

Dana RO.

Elena RO.

Karla RO.

Maya RO.

Nico RO.

Rebekka RO.

Roxana RO.

Sarah RO.

Valentina HU.

[Triptogamont]

I am starting to think this ' Optimist' is a ghost created by the crafty Germans to keep us out of the clean clubs and that he never went to NRW after saying good bye to Bianca and instead went to Sharks and got ' wedding nights' for 50 E in return for keeping the dirtballs out.

Well, if he is a ghost, he can at least manifest himself enough physically to shake my hand. If he's not a ghost, I hope he washed that hand after touching the sausages!

[Triptogamont]

I think that the inevitable zombie apocalypse that will destroy mankind will be as a direct result of hygiene issues at Dietzenbach.

Absolutely!

[Triptogamont]

Trip. I promise I told Bianca what a great guy you were, not crazy at all. I want her to be busy: then when she sees me she will not need my money.

I am worried that positive reports here and elsewhere are leading to an oversupply of customers.Still, if the plague of bacteria continues then the customers will all have to stay at home protecting their feet.

If I go tonight, I will save myself for her only. Or Sara. I think they are the last two on my list. Unfortunately, both of them seem to disappear for long periods of time. I will definitely leave Bianca 40 Euro richer for you. If my feet acquire mutant fungus, I'll just have them amputated when I get home.

[DMD2017]

The water is poured out of the cooker every night and new water is put in the next day. I would only worry about who's handling the food during the day I'm there!

There used to be a large bucket with detergent where you put your sandals that you wore in the club to soak in. Did Dietzenbach cut down on costs and got rid of that?

I haven't noticed it there during my last visit, but then again, I bring my own cheap sandals!

It's best that you buy your own sandals / flip flops and use them throughout your whole trip! Rubber / plastic sandals are like $1 - $4 in the store and it's better than wearing those sandals the club has. After your trip, you can either keep them, or throw them out because they're so cheap!

[Kosher Kowboy]

The girls' pussies are probably the cleanest things there. .

I actually up until I saw that guy put his hand in the water was thinking of implementing a sausage test and shoving it up the girls DNA laced vaginas as I work thru the LU over time and eating it afterwards (no mustard or liquid to wash it down) to properly evaluate their insides as visuals are one thing and feeling the warmth of them deep inside is another but taste is one of the five senses I wanted to get involved until that guy spoiled the water the test specimens sit in. My tongue can only go so far the sausage might make it in to the cervix of some for a more in depth taste. If I used two and did not separate them I might be able to bend a little and get a sample out of the uterus perhaps even one of the Fallopian tubes as well of our Queens, Princesses, Duchesses, and wives.

I think that the inevitable zombie apocalypse that will destroy mankind will be as a direct result of hygiene issues at Dietzenbach.

Hopefully the Germans do not have an equal to our state health inspections that all places need to get and are subject at anytime to random testing in the USA, let's hope if they do that Alice properly has a crew come clean or maybe we can assist her by behaving better.

Optimist's schemes at work, I'm sure..

I am starting to think this ' Optimist' is a ghost created by the crafty Germans to keep us out of the clean clubs and that he never went to NRW after saying good bye to Bianca and instead went to Sharks and got ' wedding nights' for 50 E in return for keeping the dirtballs out.

[Citizen Kane]

Still, if the plague of bacteria continues then the customers will all have to stay at home protecting their feet.

I think that the inevitable zombie apocalypse that will destroy mankind will be as a direct result of hygiene issues at Dietzenbach.

[Optimist]

Trip. I promise I told Bianca what a great guy you were, not crazy at all. I want her to be busy: then when she sees me she will not need my money.

I am worried that positive reports here and elsewhere are leading to an oversupply of customers.Still, if the plague of bacteria continues then the customers will all have to stay at home protecting their feet.

[Triptogamont]

I agree, I felt bad watching Dani on her knees organizing all the shoes from men who just leave them there. It isn't like larger and hygienic clubs where there is an attendant paid to pick up after us children.

I have also noticed many men in addition to not putting their sandals back on the shelf also leave soaked wet towels (carries fungi) laying on the floors and bench; please put them in the little basket provided as it requires little to no effort as it is on the way out of the locker area right before the washer / dryer.

Several times when I reach for a fresh cup for the mouthwash I notice that someone has put a dirty used one in the new bin. I think they are labeled 'new and used' but in German and I will be able to actually read that and understand next trip as I will have completed 10 German lessons but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to simply look and see the used ones are wet and not stacked nicely. For February's trip I am hoping with what will than be close to 30 lessons that I will be able to express my desires to the ladies on my hygienic preferences.

We need to discuss the sausages as well. Please use the tongs provided. Last trip I was filling my Fanta up, chugging glass after glass when I noticed a guy come down with his rented pussy he owed 40 E and after he paid her he went to get a sausage. He reached in with his hands and grabbed. I know this is a bareback club but please do not bareback the sausages, they are for all of us to share, be nice. It gets worse though. This unhygienic man actually pulled out two sausages since they are tied together. He than using both hands put one hand on each sausage and separated them by pulling them apart from each side and had the gall to drop one back in the water that he had just barebacked with his hand. I think I will ' brown bag' it next time or just go to the Turkish place up the road, I am very grossed out by the sausages and filth in that water.

Finally, understandably we all need to use the toilet once and a while especially if there all day. I do not know why but European toilets seem to be designed differently than ones here and too many times I walk in to the restroom and notice another guest left a painting on the porcelain. Please kindly use the toilet cleaning brush next to the toilet.

I think we should all work together to improve on these rather simple things. The ladies take pride in cleaning themselves so that we come in contact with as little of each others' DNA as possible so perhaps it is time we men start doing the little things in life to try to clean up around the place.

This is hilarious. I try to touch as little as possible in this place. The girls' pussies are probably the cleanest things there. Except Nelly's, of course.