FKK Dietzenbach

[Optimist]

Several members have asked about Reyna. I think she has left, possibly at Rom under the name Jeanette.

I think this is a kaufmich profile of her.

https://www.kaufmich.com/Jeanette90

[ExpatLover]

Since you wrote this yesterday, a Wednesday, does this mean that yesterday was her last day, or next Wednesday?
Thanks.

If you are speaking about Mandy from Shark, you are not at the right place, here the subject is Dietz. I don't believe that she will stop working at Shark she is quite successful there and she will try to earn as much cash as possible, I am quite surprised that she is not selecting more her customers.

[Blackhawk Nb]

Since you wrote this yesterday, a Wednesday, does this mean that yesterday was her last day, or next Wednesday?
Thanks.

TankTank,

Sorry, I read the report and I want to be accurate. She was there on Tuesday and Wednesday. She will be there also on Friday this week and coming Monday. Hope it will help you.

By the way, KosherCowboy, you should really read this report. The guy there probably thought about you when he wrote that we think Mandy is a ghost invented by the Germans to make laugh on us the tourists.

OK, so enough with this other FKK discussions. I will let you concentrate on your beloved place in Dietzenbach and hopefully to visit it soon enough.

Cheers.

[Blackhawk Nb]

Since you wrote this yesterday, a Wednesday, does this mean that yesterday was her last day, or next Wednesday?
Thanks.

Sorry, a typo due to quick writing using my phone.

Mandy is there from yesterday (Wednesday) till coming Monday.

Good hunting.

[TankTank123]

Regarding Mandy on some German forum it is noted that she is there until Wednesday day.

Since you wrote this yesterday, a Wednesday, does this mean that yesterday was her last day, or next Wednesday?
Thanks.

[ResidentOfMars]

Can some of you post sample pictures of the kind of ladies there? Not pictures of the actual ladies but ladies on the internet who are in a similar category looks wise. Just to give an idea. Seems like a fun place.

[Optimist]

KK. I love your description of the girls laughing at your comments. That is exactly the sort of place it is. Hard to believe how much fun they can be when they start sharing.

Blackhawk. Thanks also for the update: it is good to get hard info.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Regarding Mandy on some German forum it is noted that she is there until Wednesday day. Good luck and please leave my commission for being private detective in Sharks' front desk. I'll collect it next week I will probably miss Mandy too but you can still work on your Asian costume.

Than maybe I will have to search out this Evita, have to find one of the ' brand names. ' Thanks for the heads up on Mandy I too will miss her, maybe she will return closer to the end of the month. I will have dinner in Chinatown tonight and look for a kimono robe for starters with a pocket so I can carry around condoms (real ones, not my specially patented invisible ones) so my dick isn't choked off from the flow of blood and oxygen; no wonder it is so hard to bust in the condoms there. There is one silicone doll with giant tits who always wears either red or black lingerie who sits on the back stage next to Little Africa but on the left side of the pole as you face the podium, a smoker. Perhaps I will target her, she looks like a good one. Speaks good English too, has a good attitude as well. She leaves her towel there all the time too.

Would you like your commission paid in dollars, Euros or should I leave a bag with a warm towel in it (I promise it will not be the one the Chinese pig wears).

[Blackhawk Nb]

please find out where Mandy sits while you are there, I have a 50 note, 5 20 notes, a 100 note and even a 200 note in my passport already so ready for all pitches that may be tossed my way if I can find her as long as services offered include DATY CFS and an ' extra pleasurable blowjob' in accordance with all German statutes. She will be sharkish, I will be half Asian and half Jewish and we will see where we settle (if I find her) so anyone who knows her tell her there is an American coming who she can rip off!.

Regarding Mandy on some German forum it is noted that she is there until Wednesday day. Good luck and please leave my commission for being private detective in Sharks' front desk. I'll collect it next week I will probably miss Mandy too but you can still work on your Asian costume.

Regarding the car, there are some car 2 go options but one has to register and it is a bit too complicated. If I were you and taking into account your many visits to Hessen area, I would do that. Just remember, it is not the speed that kills you but the distraction from focusing on the road slightly after you left out devastated from your recent FKK visit.

Cheers and let us see what will Sharks come up with next week.

[DMD2017]

I went down to Dietzenbach a little before the weekend. For my trip, however, I showed pictures of the circus that was in town and the camels that were running around just one block from the brothel! Great cover to show my friends on Twitter that I wasn't down there for sex!

Early entry was 25€ (and happy hour) and regular entry is 35€. Only a difference of 10€!

Alice was theke frau on both days I went. If I could remember the names, there was, Dana, Dany (on day 2), Bianca, Maya (on day 2), Erika, Anna, Vanessa, Susi, Ramona, Sibel, Valentina, Evi, Anais (on day 2), Elena, Selena, and Rebekka.

It's so good to see Anais again! She seems happier now and no more bruises! Missing is Diana (who I met as a civilian near a shopping center at NRW). Just out of curiosity, I asked, "So where's Diana?" to Alice and she had a "I don't want to talk about it" look and so I changed the subject. Vanessa (who used to be close to Diana) acted the same way. I guess Diana and the Dietzenbach girls had a falling out.

Maya grabbed me first and I guess I didn't resist her! She may be a little on the chunky side, but I guess her willingness to please you and her weight as she's on top of you helps make you come faster! I paid her 40€ for 30 minutes (wink wink nudge nudge), which most of the girls prefer you to take (except Rebekka, who prefers you to take her for 30€ for 20 minutes). I think Rebekka must have had hip surgery because there are light scars around that area of her tan skin.

In terms of service, if the girls all know and like you before, just expect the same and you'll be happy! I didn't see Jesikka, Sarah, and Reyna during those two days either, but they could be on holiday.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Time to wrap up the Dietz journey here and all I can think of now as I count down the days is ringing the buzzer there shortly and being let in by some girl with a pussy full of cum ready for more. I plan a full out blitzkrieg on the vaginas of the LU and plan to bust in them one by one and fill as many targets as possible. Any survivors will be popped in December. Life is short and there are too many pussies to fill might start nailing them in pairs. What guy doesn't dream of sticking their cock in one pussy, pulling it out shoving it in another over and over and finally choosing which one they want to flood although finishing up with a double blowjob and cum shooting everywhere is also a potential. Germany is an addiction and it only gets worse each trip!

I will keep (try, hard to do) this one short as it is time to teach the Americans on their boards how life works in the major leagues, they are a bunch of minor league players who have no clue about real pussy and as one member here once told me ' I don't know why more American guys don't go to Germany, they are either broke or stupid. ' Words of wisdom. 'he knows who he is. Well stated! I am officially stealing your quote! And one other one too, the one about ' having to suffer and sit in coach on an airplane. '.

I was tired, looked at the train schedule and saw I just missed a train and said ' fuck it' and hopped in a taxi to Dietz after buying two baguettes with various meats and cheeses for dinner and 34 Euros later I was buzzing the gates to Chez Creampie. I paid my discounted entry fee. I stuck 40 E in the box and went to get showered, dose myself up on Viagra (started w 60 MG today with the troches from the pharmacy in Richardson, TX) and hit the floor with my towel and a glass of water.

I knew it was going to be a rough day was tired from all the fucking from days before, I need to find an activity in Germany to do for one day every third day or fourth to recharge entirely, For this reason I will extend my trips in 2018 so I can spend more time with my German friends as they do make great company in the clubs, I learn much from them actually. I do wish they would have a little more respect at the Sharks bar however, if you get up to walk around or go eat it might be nice to remove your towel and let someone else have the seat but by now I just remove their towel myself and take the god dam seat. If they do come back they never care.

Well I sat on one couch about 30 min until I felt the troche kicking in and went to get one more and sucked it down and about 45 min decided to go on the hunt. I chose a Mya or Maya. She is a larger girl with a larger butt and long black hair. I noticed she was having a busy early afternoon (about 5 men) so I figured her internal temperatures were now up to sufficient levels for maximum pleasure. Pussies can be like cars sometimes need to warm up a little however I try my hardest to avoid thinking they were dropped off by Muslims and that they came in their pussies first but as long as I don't know my fantasy that they show up at work The Virgin Mary will live on. Mya I knew would be to my liking as I knew someone else who fucked her the way I like prior. She speaks good enough English so was kind of nice to be able to communicate a tad for once although in general I really don't care what they have to say as 90% of it is lies, but sometimes they are entertaining and will live in infamy such as the great Sharks girl who went from flipping burgers at a McDonald's in Bucharest to sucking dick in Darmstadt in two days.

As usual two fresh sheets (were actually hot and fresh out of the dryer) were put on the bed and I got down for my blowjob, which was very much to my liking and only reiterated to me that I made the right decision in leaving the angel's from hell at Mainhatten behind for the lovelies at Sharks and of course my harem of wives in Dietzenbach. If I get the balls to rent a car another club to entirely mix things up will be visited next trip, little bit of a ride but I hear the BBBJ has survived there. I hear the A3 is a fun road for a nice ride and a straightaway. Maybe I will get a car. Mya's blowjob was just outstanding and I was ready to fuck in no time. The troches added up to 120 MG so slightly more than the 100 MG usually pop but they have an ingredient in them that I am sure Phizer uses too that the generics don't that gives a sense of euphoria. I was asked ' Condom?' and I naturally answered the question per my beliefs that follow the utilitarian principles set forth by John Stuart Mill that happiness is achieved thru doing what one finds most pleasurable. That being said she mounted me per the answer to the question and started fucking me. As I thought, very warm inside, I can only assume she must have loaded her pussy up with a giant amount of Durex Warming Lubricant cause it was quite hot in there and felt like it had been kept warm for quite a while. Her pussy was a tad loose (shocker! Still felt great but we switched to doggie and that is how I blew my load. A few deep trusts to finish up and she reached for the paper towels while I pulled out. She was a second or two late, perhaps I should have stayed in an extra few seconds as that warm liquid that got put in her was a tad excessive. Once the room and the messy sheet was picked up we went to the locker and she got her 40 E and I munched down two sausages, a slice of bread and an apple and washed it down with a Fanta. I than showered and went back to wait on #2.

I hadn't seen XXX yet on the floor but her picture was up guess she either had a long appointment or just missed her. However, another dirty (no pun intended) blond caught my eye. She caught my eye because she sort of looked like XXX, hell, all these girls look alike often. I'm getting old. We made eye contact quite a few times, I knew from instinct she would be a dirty who*e like I like. I moved over to the couch and sat next to her. I believe she is Bulgarian, good body goes by the name Nelly. Like the rest of them, couldn't really communicate but who needs to, she rubbed me in all the right spots and I pointed at the upstairs. We went to ascend the stairwell but all the rooms upstairs were being used to make creampies so Nelly took me to another room. For the third time I was taken to the room where I fucked Carla the day before and the night before as well where I filled the pussy of XXX up with a massive load. Nelly did not communicate with me at all my preferences as she is friends with Erica, the girl I saw the first night so she was well aware what kind of a session I would enjoy due to the fact I am such a law abiding citizen who would never break the law just to be inside of a hot wet soaked pussy. She made the needed preparations for the session; it was as if the girl already knew me like a regular. Along with Neko and XXX it was like we were doing it for the second third or fourth time things just flowed so naturally step by step from the time I was in her mouth until the moment I shoved my cock in her cavernous gaping pussy in missionary. For me this was as good as XXX. In fact, if I were Stevie Wonder I would tell you that their pussies felt identical, must be the similar frames and dirty blond hair. I pumped away hard and fast in Nelly feeling just as good as I did the first night I was introduced to that corner downstairs room. I was really worked up for some reason and shot a massive wad of cum. For some reason Nelly was just soaked not sure with what but I reached for the paper towels to hand them to her but she passed on them, just like XXX did. Very dirty bad woman she is! Just the kind I like. We left the room, handed Nelly her 40 E and upstairs she went for the cleanup. I took a seat in the parlor, was spent and just wanted to relax, two loads and one more for my Queen. What timings!

About 5 minutes after I said goodbye to Nelly and she ascended the stairwell to the bidet I saw XXX ironically making her way down the stairs, alone, kind of weird. I wondered where the john was, who knows. Regardless, XXX walked by me, smiled, addressed me by name she knew she would be last for the day. Fast forward to about 21:00 , one more baguette in the gut, a full gel pack of Kamagra and it was time for that final load in XXX. She was available and I walked to her couch. She put her legs up and started playing on her phone. I thought what the fuck, a john is here and she is texting someone. Well I thought she was, she was typing something in Bulgarian and showed it to me, was a translator. In English, and we all know words don't translate perfect the question read 'You say me last to select every night, is why?

I knew what she was asking so figured since slang doesn't translate perfectly I needed to get creative with an answer that she would understand besides ' Because I like your pussy all stretched out, fucked good loaded up with cum and warm' so I replied to her ' At night your vagina wet road is wider than morning road and the temperature is warmer from the rain of men '; she broke out in complete laughter and shared with the other nearby girls who all laughed their tails off. I would say they think I am a total pervert but deep down I am far from the first sick and demented twisted monger to go in there. XXX grabbed me with a grin and took me upstairs. These girls are really fun, they even gave me some smiles as we walked by.

Not much more to say about XXX that hasn't already been said. We did all the usual things, DATY, BBBJ, fucking in two positions but I just couldn't cum. The tank was finally empty. Too much fucking no break, was time to head home to sleep. I paid her 40 E and told her see her in few months. I went to the lockers, got dressed and had the lady call me a cab. 5 minutes later she told me the taxi was out front. I was sad, was leaving this place I had so much fun at but soon enough will be back. I opened the door to leave and one of the girls got up to buzz me out, I went down the stairs and heard the buzz, looked up and I waved good-bye to Nelly.

[Kosher Kowboy]

KK, great report! Just a couple comments. First, the German word you heard was no doubt "bitte" which means "you're welcome" but can also mean other polite positive things depending on context.

That makes sense, should have figured it out, you always have the intelligent comments! I'll stick to the filth and mud, I seem to do better with that. ( and importing towels from Germany).

I think I will soon head in to the sheets import business as well. It just occurred to me that the shoe situation at Dietz sucks it is like picking them off a rack at the D.S.W. Shoe Warehouse; perhaps I will borrow my Sharks shoes for the day and return them to Sharks the next day ( or not) .....Considering what we stick our dicks in there I should walk barefoot.

Bareback, barefoot; what's the darn difference

[Kosher Kowboy]

Hi guys,
(KosherCowboy, I really enjoyed your reports, you are a gifted writer.

Any good tips on how to get there fast, easy and cheap? No use will come up by paying 60 euro back and forth for a taxi.

Glad you enjoyed them, one more short one to go. I inherited some of my mom's writing skills and a few bucks to make it to Darmstadt myself now and than so please find out where Mandy sits while you are there, I have a 50 note, 5 20 notes, a 100 note and even a 200 note in my passport already so ready for all pitches that may be tossed my way if I can find her as long as services offered include DATY CFS and an ' extra pleasurable blowjob' in accordance with all German statutes. She will be sharkish, I will be half Asian and half Jewish and we will see where we settle (if I find her) so anyone who knows her tell her there is an American coming who she can rip off!

I too would like to know the cheapest way between the two but I think you are right it is a 30 E taxi each way. I may rent a car but for some reason I am scared to drive in Germany as I am used to driving a Toyota truck at 65 mph and the cars in Germany go too fast and afraid I will stall traffic behind me and get a violation for driving too slow, run off the road driving too fast or the GPS will not direct me around the circles and forks in the road. A car would be the cheapest way though, maybe I will get over my phobia.

[Neurosynth]

KK, great report! Just a couple comments. First, the German word you heard was no doubt "bitte" which means "you're welcome" but can also mean other polite positive things depending on context. For example a waiter might say it when he comes to your table. Second, I believe taking "too much" Viagra doesn't impede orgasm. What probably happens is that you take getting an erection as a sign that you've recovered from a previous session. Especially when taking Viagra (or Cialis) it's entirely possible to get an erection even though the rest of the system hasn't recharged.

[Blackhawk Nb]

Hi guys,

Next week I am staying in Darmstadt for few days and thought to pay a visit to a FKK place. Based on the recent reviews here about the girls' service (KosherCowboy, I really enjoyed your reports, you are a gifted writer. You should open a blog on Germany FKK experiences) I am considering going to Dietzenbach on Tuesday evening which will be my free evening.

Any good tips on how to get there fast, easy and cheap? No use will come up by paying 60 euro back and forth for a taxi. I would just go to Sharks then.

Thanks in advance for your precious help!

Cheers mates.