Magnum Saunaclub - Erkrath near Dusseldorf

[Indi Companion]

Instead you get the same bunch of muppets on this forum talking about the same fucking girl, same fucking club

And how best to spread herpes around.

You are really boring with this attitude.

However, at least and at the end you provided one useful info, Kim didn't tell me she was going to try Magnum, I must give her a call and talk to her!

[Jymondor]

Do they have wi-fi now? They didn't when I was there in October but service guy said that they planing to have it.

[Jymondor]

When I was there I found only one vacant parking spot. But guy who showed me around explained that there is indoor parking there. I did not quite understand where due to his limited English. Can you please clarify on parking at Magnum?

[Travelforfun]

Oh boy. What a find. Very disappointed this club been given little PR based on the lineup, facilities and food here. Instead you get the same bunch of muppets on this forum talking about the same fucking girl, same fucking club and how best to spread herpes around.

Lovely report Simex. I'm glad the place is finally catching up, it really was a surprise package for me as well. I soo want to goooo back. (

[Breadman]

Which club is more affordable Magnum or Dolce Vita? It sounds like if you walk in with $100 to $200 on hand you have enough fun without getting to crazy. Right?

Acapulco might be the most affordable if you arrive during their happy hour. Five girls for a half hour each and admission for $225. From the sounds of it though, Magnum's got the better food and an hour with a girl will run you the same as an hour at Acapulco.

[BrooklynNY]

Which club is more affordable Magnum or Dolce Vita? It sounds like if you walk in with $100 to $200 on hand you have enough fun without getting to crazy. Right?

[Simex]

And thank you for your April report. They do have the unlimited GAMBAS (King Prawn) buffet everyday from 12-14 and 12-20 on Sunday to entice more people.

Based on the facilities, you can save on hotel fees, and spend all day until 7am at this place.

Good report Simex,

When I was last there in April 2012, you could have 2 x full meals, consisting of starter, main, and desert plus the free buffet. Girl at the bar took your locker number to keep tabs on it. Going on the pricing you posted, yes you could squeeze in 2 x mains, but now a starter, main, and dessert costs almost €20.

Yeah its not a big deal, but if I'm in a club all day I like to eat food as well as pussy LOL.

[Simex]

IBN Correct - there are so many places to chill out undisturded. I counted at least 3-to 4 private kino rooms with 50" TV's.
Each kino room was about the size of your average Living room in the UK - with 3 to 4 double leather sofas in each kino.

The end section of the place was the Arabian Harem with many couches/beds/chairs to lay down and watch the girls flow by.
They have the full shisha pipes for €10 per session - I wanted to try but was on my own the first evening, and my 2nd girl
doesn't smoke, so wasn't keen as one session like smoking 100 cigs .

The Penthouse is has its own private bar and jacuzzi bath - very grand. The danger of this place being so big makes the
club feel empty if the lineup thin....you just don't know where to look - there real centralised meeting point. But girls
are allowed to approach you.

My return on Saturday, I found the lineup thinner than Friday -

Last summer the upstairs portion of the club was almost completely empty. There's at least two lounges with couches where you could nap, probably undisturbed. In nice weather the lounge chairs on the terrace might be another option.

[Ibn Buttita]

with the late opening on Fridays and Saturdays till 7am I'm now considering a flying visit with no hotel required, did you happen to see anywhere in the club it might be possible to rest for an hour or so relatively undisturbed later in evening?

Last summer the upstairs portion of the club was almost completely empty. There's at least two lounges with couches where you could nap, probably undisturbed. In nice weather the lounge chairs on the terrace might be another option.

[Ableyone]

Thank you Simex for the detailed report, with the late opening on Fridays and Saturdays till 7am I'm now considering a flying visit with no hotel required, did you happen to see anywhere in the club it might be possible to rest for an hour or so relatively undisturbed later in evening?

The club pricing is very strict, if the girls charge you more simply tell the receptionist - it's €50 for 30 mins, then €30 for next half hour, so 1 hour is €80, 1.5 hours €130, 2 hours €160.

Thanks for the latest pricing info, it appears a sort of cross between standard NRW and Acapulco prices.

[Trans Atlantic]

Thanks Simex. I had plans to visit in two weeks. Now I'm really looking forward to it.

[Wanking]

The Food and Buffet:

The a la carte menu range from €9-12 for mains, €5-7 for starters and all dessert €3. Boy my medium-rare rump steak was perfection with fresh

Fries and side salad. You have easily squeeze in 2 mains for €20. And there was free buffet of bread, wings, salad and burgers if you ran out of

The €20 token.

Good report Simex,

When I was last there in April 2012, you could have 2 x full meals, consisting of starter, main, and desert plus the free buffet. Girl at the bar took your locker number to keep tabs on it. Going on the pricing you posted, yes you could squeeze in 2 x mains, but now a starter, main, and dessert costs almost €20.

Yeah its not a big deal, but if I'm in a club all day I like to eat food as well as pussy LOL.

[Simex]

Based on Travelforfun report - I decided to give this club a visit on Friday 1st Feb. Oh boy....what a find. Very disappointed this club been given little PR
based on the lineup, facilities and food here. Instead you get the same bunch of muppets on this forum talking about the same fucking girl, same fucking club
and how best to spread herpes around.

My usual club if landing late in Duss would have been Living room or Aca, but so glad I went with my instinct and not listened to other forum
members I was planning to hook up with.

Arrived at 9pm and the club was heaving with at least 90+ girls (full of female bodies) ratio must have been 0.5 men to 1 girl at the time....girls were still streaming
in from other clubs or their day time jobs. Bumped into several girls who started their shifts at 12pm. Spoke with one of them, a slim local German blonde from Koln
name Nina - she just finished her day job and planned to stay until closing time - 7am, yes 7am!!!

Paid my €50 entry and was given my robe and €20 A le Carte card key and another card for drinks. The receptionist asked if I have been before, I said no, but he started to giggle and didn't believe me. He said I was familiar and talking with 2 other working girls at reception. I said I know them from GT ;-)

Anyway confusion sorted, he gave me a tour of the club. What a tour, must have lasted 15 minutes given the size of this place.
In terms of square meter, this place is easily bigger than all the NWR clubs and Hessen Oase, Palace, Samya....possibly similar in size to World - but without the garden.

During the tour, I'd already spotted 5-6 GT girls, 3-4 Samya (tall blonde Romanian Jeleana or Jolena) girls and others from VV, ACA and PHG. In the main bar section, there were a pocket of 5-6 blonde German girls, the usual Rom lot and many girls from other nationalities. The lineup definitely caters for all if the United Nation had their conferences here.
I had 2 sessions: 1st was Kim or Kimberley my usual from GT and 2nd was a natural beauty from Madrid (and not Rom). Exotic looking beauty, just graduated and couldn't find work amongst the 25% youth unemployed in Spain so she decided to travel around Europe and work in places where it's cash in hand.
I won't go into detail about service level, it varies on the girl you pick, your approach and attitude and most of the time money does talk. For me I expect the "bare maximum" from my selections. Given my jet lag and stinking attitude from the Hertz rental people I was in a bad mood, but tonight did not disappoint....
The club pricing is very strict, if the girls charge you more simply tell the receptionist - it's €50 for 30 mins, then €30 for next half hour, so 1 hour is €80, 1.5 hours €130, 2 hours €160.....

The Facilities:
The rooms are modern and spacious, all rooms have big fuck off mirrors if you like to re-create some porn scene.
Both of my rooms had 40" TV's so made the hour sessions more pleasant watching MTV and catching up on today current affairs on BBC World

The Food and Buffet:
The a la carte menu range from €9-12 for mains, €5-7 for starters and all dessert €3. Boy my medium-rare rump steak was perfection with fresh
fries and side salad. You have easily squeeze in 2 mains for €20....and there was free buffet of bread, wings, salad and burgers if you ran out of
the €20 token.

Drinks:
They serve coke cola in those small posh 250ml glass bottles - wow hotel standard or what. All other soft drinks were free, coffeee/expresso was smooth
and the best of all the other FKK's. Bottle of beers are €2 each. Spirits are €3-4 each.

Do I recommend this club: YES
Would I repeat: Hell Yes, I'll be there on Saturday 2nd Feb. Giving GT a miss tonight.

Last week was in Dusseldorf once more. Had a busy week, was flying back with Emirates next afternoon so decided to stay in dusseldorf rather than head off to Cologne as I usually do. Been in love with Samya over past few years but this time had no energy to party.

Walked into IBIS dusseldorf and changed into casuals. Really had no plans for a party that night, but after finishing work 7 pm seemed too early to sleep.

Repeat value : 100, next time I think it will be hard choice between Samya and Magnum

[Ibn Buttita]

During my NRW trip last summer Magnum was as good as any of the other clubs I visited (Living Room, Dolce Vita, Arabella, Acapulco, Freude) , when it came to service. It varied by girl, of course (the gorgeous Russian was a dud) , but there wasn't the lackluster attitude I have sometimes noticed at flat-rate clubs. The one girl who mentioned that she had worked at one of Magnum's predecessor flat-rate clubs (Harem, I think) , a black girl from Togo, was quite possibly the best fuck of my life.

Travelforfun said he visited on a Thursday. So I'm guessing the weekend would have even more talent.

This used to be three small clubs, am I correct? If so, were any of these smaller clubs flat rate clubs? Service at flat rate clubs have always been several notch's below the service you receive from a club girl who works at say GT. Until reviews state otherwise, I'd be concerned about service levels. I'd also be interested in hearing how management takes complaints about poor service, overcharging etc.

[Gooroox]

NRW clubs are Sauna clubs and not FKK clubs, so girls are not fully naked.

HB

As my friend Nille mentioned, Bernds is a real FKK club but it is NOT the only one in NRW, so are Freude 39 and Babylon as well as the three sister clubs Venus (Duisburg) , Arabella (Bochum) & Grimberg (Gelsenkirchen). There might be a few more which I have not visited (yet)