Magnum Saunaclub - Erkrath near Dusseldorf

[XXL]

The LU I found at Magnum this Tuesday at 2 pm was slight better than the one I'the just left behind at Dolce Vita but not much better. In all I sessioned 4 girls here and they all contrived to avoid BBBJ and give bad service, 2 of them for instance warning me upfront I was their first client of the day and therefore I had to avoid pounding them too hard. One of them was a very short girl with full figure, ex-Oase. Number one told me she'the wanted to work at Dolce Vita but she didn't because for Dolce Vita she was required to "register" (whatever that implied) while at Magnum she didn't.

I hung around for a couple of hours at Magnum hoping more girls would arrive but none did. Magnum are expanding (installing a biggish swimming-pool). In the restaurant Magnum proudly advertise their "no pork" policy. Maybe non Turks are not so welcome after all in this club. Otherwise why were the girls seemed desperate enough to have me as a client but at the same time so intent on giving me poor service? On the other hand Dolce Vita had proven not better.

I had prepared myself for poor line-ups given my choice of FKKs on this first day in NRW but I had not anticipated any problem with service. For example I had got BBBJs no questions asked in the rest of Germany (including in FKKs situated in that part of Germany where the ban on BBBJ has been on the statute book for decades) and I only had to enter NRW for BBBJs to become problematic. This didn't seen to make sense. (trip report continued on the FKK Balylon thread).

[PussyLiccker]

Highlight of my last visit was a reunion with a very pretty Polish girl working reception there now. You may have met her when getting your robe. She looks so much better than when she came to GT as she was pretty young then. Very nice girl.

Why does the club tease us with such girl not working? There is also very pretty and cute, bubbly Serbian girl that does room reception on one of the floor. I had my Euros read for her all this time.

Not worth visiting during the week. Even the weekend, I find that there is only small window later at night until the place becomes a sausage-fest. For me, it's not the sausage-fest that is the biggest issue. It's where you'd run into the girls. The layout, the girls can be at any random spots, and combine that with crowds, the likelihood of running into some girls will drop. On my visits, I'm not entirely sure if I've seen all the girls working due to this issue.

[Banana Boi]

Used my free entry to go to Magnum. Wish I could recover those 2 hours of my life. Worst yet it prevented me from hitting Mondial again tonight. Instead, I visited ACA for the 15 euro after 11 pm special just like 30 other guys did. Kate had guys 3 deep waiting for her. Any decent girl was swooped up instantly. I left.

Back to Magnum. Had the spaghetti with provencial sauce. The mozzarella balls were delicious. Spaghetti was ok. Oceans spaghetti with bolognese saue was better.

Magnum was completely dead. Maybe 20 girls and 30+ guys. Always difficult to tell in Magnum. Whether it was 10,20, 30,40 girls bottom line is not a single one remotely appealed to me. A couple who talked to me were ghetto Romanian. This is bottom of the barrel for Romanian girls. Maybe for the clubs sake the weekend lineup is MUCH better.

Glad my entry was free.

[Banana Boi]

Has anyone been to Magnum lately? Is it better or worse talent wise than a year ago? I may need to swing by to find busty Dea.

Hope no one steals the rear view camera off my car this time!

[PussyLiccker]

For me, the German FKK (and Brazilian terma) experience beats mongering in Thailand hands down. Large numbers to choose from at cheaper prices means nothing to me if I'm not that attracted to the women on offer. Give me the Latinas and the white girls who I'm much more attracted to and who fuck how I like it. There are many positives about Thailand, but at the end of the day it can only be the best if you like Asian women the most, or are at least indifferent. I do not and am not. Therefore, Brazil remains number one for me and Germany number two. No doubts about it! It's a very personal and subjective thing.

You know, if my memory serves me right, I saw a big billboard in Madrid. With the same two girls. Magnum's ad is spread out in DE also. I see a truck parked somewhere on the side of the autobahn with the same image or on a overpass above.

Those occurrences are way too strange for me. Their website is not even that proper compared to other websites that are laid out more informatively. I don't get it. Why Magnum?

Perhaps your lifetime Anal Avg (in Thailand) has something to do with your outlook on Thailand. Haha. Anyway, Brazil is one destination I will be looking at. I know I will eventually look into it when time arises. I did meet couple pretty faced Brazilians that were well endow'd body wise at Vive. Really curvy shaped (T&A). My lifetime Anal Avg is 25% at Madrid. 1/4 girls. A girl from Valencia she says.

Magnum was a club to find some interesting girls when at one point(there was a good peak moment in the past). Just really random what type of girl would show, but also the LU now has what I call really strange girls that I can't really consider to be really normal types. Normal types, they tend to leave the club. Meike DE at GT used to work there. Another DE girl super cute blond that would kiss for a very long time worked there. Both only met on one visit, and left. They both had a good incling of the clientele there from what they told me, and validated by the fact that they left.

[Banana Boi]

Sorry my post was a bit vague. I wasn't comparing Thailand to Germany and know the preference is subjective. I MUCH prefer Caucasian women over Asians as well. I was laughing at the marketing decision to spend all that money on a billboard in Thailand hoping to convince a guy from Australia, India, Thailand, etc. to fly all the way to Germany to go to a saunaclub named Magnum that they likely never heard of before. AFAIK most Americans have never heard of the concept of a saunaclub or FKK, even my friends who spend well over $1000 weekly locally. When I tell them how great FKK clubs are they are shocked these places even exist.

[The Cane]

I laughed when I saw that sign. Pretty tough sell to draw people who have been in Pattaya to go to Germany.

For me, the German FKK (and Brazilian terma) experience beats mongering in Thailand hands down. Large numbers to choose from at cheaper prices means nothing to me if I'm not that attracted to the women on offer. Give me the Latinas and the white girls who I'm much more attracted to and who fuck how I like it. There are many positives about Thailand, but at the end of the day it can only be the best if you like Asian women the most, or are at least indifferent. I do not and am not. Therefore, Brazil remains number one for me and Germany number two. No doubts about it! It's a very personal and subjective thing.

[Banana Boi]

I laughed when I saw that sign. Pretty tough sell to draw people who have been in Pattaya to go to Germany.

[Vito Corleone]

While strolling along Walking Street in Pattaya, Thailand I saw an e-billboard advertising for FKK Magnum. I figured the FKK crowd here would get a kick out of that, so I took a photo of it (attached). It seems that Magnum is casting its net far and wide in search of new customers, especially after FKK vets like PussyLiccker have written them off LOL!

The local Thais trained in kickboxing would fit in perfectly for Magnums fight club atmosphere.

[The Cane]

While strolling along Walking Street in Pattaya, Thailand I saw an e-billboard advertising for FKK Magnum. I figured the FKK crowd here would get a kick out of that, so I took a photo of it (attached). It seems that Magnum is casting its net far and wide in search of new customers, especially after FKK vets like PussyLiccker have written them off LOL!

[PussyLiccker]

Any more positive reviews since Jimmy Boy's or PL's disappointing outings?

Anyone know if Dea is still here or if she's returned to ACA?

Club is scratched off my list. Terrible. I think I gave this place way too many chances as of late hoping for some nice girl to show. Seriously some weird girls here looked fucked up on some shit. I feel sorry for some of the girls don't move on to other clubs or just don't know better. I did meet a nice German girl few visits ago, and was looking for another like her, but chances of this seems pretty damn dim now. The German girls I've met there were not into the clients there, and left. I think the clients scares the girls away quickly. Girls tend to try this club and retreat. Such a weird club now. A girl I know carries all types of sanitary shit as she told me she meets some dirty clients.

[Banana Boi]

Any more positive reviews since Jimmy Boy's or PL's disappointing outings?

Anyone know if Dea is still here or if she's returned to ACA?

[PussyLiccker]

So glad I saw Dea on day 1 when she was not burned out and provided amazing service.

When I first saw Dea this is who she reminded me of.

I can't say she looks like Connelly although Connelly was very beautiful in her prime. I think she looks more like Emmanuelle Chriqui from Entourage.

[Sirioja]

Dea looks like a younger, prettier version of Madi World to me. I will caveat that by saying that I've only seen Madi once before. But I am not even sure if Dea provides baby kisses--or any kisses for that matter.

Madi face doesn't look like the photo, just for tits size.

[Banana Boi]

So glad I saw Dea on day 1 when she was not burned out and provided amazing service.

When I first saw Dea this is who she reminded me of.