FKK Rom - Altheim-Münster near Darmstadt

[Lanthano]

Well, I ended up coming here today, a Monday.

Just as I remembered it, girls that approach with good attitudes, several lookers, small but with all the essentials.

Entry is 40 euros and on Monday and Wednesdays includes a free entry card for next time (which would average the entry to 20 e).

Arrived around 4 pm. Lots of Stammgaeste, around 14 girls present. Good atmosphere, Saunameister, food fine.

Settled on Dana, a 28 year old Romanian brunette, tall with an awesome, athletic slender body. She is one of the new arrivals, having been there only 1 month. Chatted a bit, started by kissing side by side, close body contact, wrapped around me while performing the BJ. Ended missionary style. Good, recommended and a worthy repeat. 50 e.

I again find this small club to be what I like. I would refer to FKK Rom as the nice local village brothel with a nice, low speed, no stress atmosphere.

My only issue with this place is its difficulty to leave past 12 pm (reasonably) via public transport alone. Sharks by comparison has a much closer S-Bahn station for late stays. But maybe that's the point, the distance.

[Optimist]

Don't expect too much. It's a smaller club with an average LU regarding optics and total quantity. Servicelevel is provably above Sharks and other big Hessen clubs. Atmosphere from noon until 7 pm is like a senior citizens home. 30 entry on Monday and Wednesday including a free entry voucher valid for 4 weeks makes it less a fuck club but day care for seniors and regulars from the villages getting cheap drinks and food. At 7 pm seniors go home and a younger Turkish crowd takes over. Go and see for yourself.

Thanks for this. A reasoned and informative post. Along with Lanthano's it gives an idea of why this club gets positive reports on German forums.

As you say one must go see for oneself.

Separately I read that nobody speaks English. I have never come across this in any club. Regardless of this, maybe in order to enjoy FKK fully it is helpful for foreign visitors to learn at least a few basic German phrases (or speak Spanish): the girls are more likely to treat one with a shade more respect.

[Rogue Nation]

4th stop of my FKK vacation. Quite disappointed. No vibe, no pretty girls. Even the service ladies are better looking than the working girls. Nobody speaks any English.

Sure the WG at Rom speak English.

[JennyKk]

4th stop of my FKK vacation. Quite disappointed. No vibe, no pretty girls. Even the service ladies are better looking than the working girls. Nobody speaks any English.

Haha. Good to know. Thanks!

[ExpatLover]

4th stop of my FKK vacation. Quite disappointed. No vibe, no pretty girls. Even the service ladies are better looking than the working girls. Nobody speaks any English.

You just are confirming my last report, thanks.

[Kdnyc25]

4th stop of my FKK vacation. Quite disappointed. No vibe, no pretty girls. Even the service ladies are better looking than the working girls. Nobody speaks any English.

[ExpatLover]

A well know club for the German guys, most of the girls are veteran from the P6 scene and they need to provide a lot of services, pissing, pooping, fisting. To satisfy the demanding clientele. Not my cup of tea because the girls are mostly not fresh and beautiful enough for me to spend my money, good place for guys who just want to fuck.

[FunExplorer]

A hidden gem.

Decided to stop by this mansion-like FKK this Saturday night, which turned out to be more like a house / bar, with the lighting of a cave.

From the website, it's not so clear what to expect but it piqued my interest, and the German forums have mentioned it enough to at least check it out.

-Getting there: Straightforward. From Frankfurt main station take the S-3 to Darmstadt or a regional train towards Heidelberg. Get out at Darmstadt Hauptbahnhof then take another regional train towards Aschaffenburg Hauptbahnhof, get out at Muenster-Altheim station (5 stops). The journey should take an hour in all.

From there walk to left of the train station and imo walk into town (rather than walking next to the the busy road that my map app was telling me to do) and reach it from there, a 10 min walk max to Im Industriegebiet (see screenshot).

Getting back: less difficult than I thought. Cutoff point for public transport is 0:43, bus 677 at the Altheim fire station heads to Darmstadt main station, whence a regional train heads back to Frankfurt main station (or the Sbahn).

Alternatively however, Dieburg Bahnhof is another possibility. Staying past 0:43, take a taxi to Dieburg Bahnhof, where trains head back to Dreieich-Buchschlag station which is connected to the S-Bahn taking you back to central Frankfurt..

Are the girls nude all time like Sharks etc?

[BarryManila]

A hidden gem.

40 e entry includes all the usual things: food, drink, unlimited towels, kilt (nifty idea I haven't seen in the other clubs) a bathrobe and 1 free beer.
Buffet area where food is served all the way until 3 am is next to the bar with a small table to sit at

And if you are lucky you will still find one or two pieces of bread after 10 pm. 40 e entry is too much for this club.

[Rogue Nation]

Don't expect too much. It's a smaller club with an average LU regarding optics and total quantity. Servicelevel is provably above Sharks and other big Hessen clubs. Atmosphere from noon until 7 pm is like a senior citizens home. 30€ entry on Monday and Wednesday including a free entry voucher valid for 4 weeks makes it less a fuck club but day care for seniors and regulars from the villages getting cheap drinks and food. At 7 pm seniors go home and a younger Turkish crowd takes over. Go and see for yourself.

[Sirioja]

Mostly Turkish crowd at night.

Beautiful rooms because it was a hotel before.

I like jacuzzi with soap.

[Blaubeerer]

Seems to be an office block (kind of) at the front and a Villa out back. It's a Mullet club...

It is a former hotel. Therefore most rooms have their own bathroom with shower and toilet.

For the bargain days it can get full with local customers.

Some girls avoid these days as many locals come then only for food and Sauna, not for going with the girls.

[Citizen Kane]

Seems to be an office block (kind of) at the front and a Villa out back. It's a Mullet club...

[Kosher Kowboy]

A hidden gem.

I left satisfied with it and think that this is the kind of small worthwhile club I've been looking for.

Excellent review. Services sound acceptable at a decent price. It does look like a pain in the you know what to get too compared to other places maybe some day I'll hitch hike there. Is hitch hiking even legal in Germany?

I see you have been bouncing around town trying all the clubs pretty much tossing all the spaghetti up against the wall and seeing what sticks. Looks like perhaps you may have got one to stick on the wall perhaps a new home outside of the RLD which I will be hitting myself shortly. Congrats on your find.

Hidden gems are great to discover but I never knew that gems actually grew on red couches in my case. Glad you had a good time and found your gem; our gems all vary but a gem is out there for all of us. I prefer the vashable ones

Thanks for the report as always, someone please nominate this review in the RoD.

[Lanthano]

A hidden gem.

Decided to stop by this mansion-like FKK this Saturday night, which turned out to be more like a house / bar, with the lighting of a cave.

From the website, it's not so clear what to expect but it piqued my interest, and the German forums have mentioned it enough to at least check it out.

-Getting there: Straightforward. From Frankfurt main station take the S-3 to Darmstadt or a regional train towards Heidelberg. Get out at Darmstadt Hauptbahnhof then take another regional train towards Aschaffenburg Hauptbahnhof, get out at Muenster-Altheim station (5 stops). The journey should take an hour in all.

From there walk to left of the train station and imo walk into town (rather than walking next to the the busy road that my map app was telling me to do) and reach it from there, a 10 min walk max to Im Industriegebiet (see screenshot).

Getting back: less difficult than I thought. Cutoff point for public transport is 0:43, bus 677 at the Altheim fire station heads to Darmstadt main station, whence a regional train heads back to Frankfurt main station (or the Sbahn).

Alternatively however, Dieburg Bahnhof is another possibility. Staying past 0:43, take a taxi to Dieburg Bahnhof, where trains head back to Dreieich-Buchschlag station which is connected to the S-Bahn taking you back to central Frankfurt.

-Layout / Facilities: Extremely compact.

The entire club and facilities are one storey. (Photo of outside provided below).

Walk in, desk to the right. From here a staircase upstairs (only rooms there but it looked like a lot of rooms.). To the right of the desk is the entry to the locker room, further leads to the showers.

The rest is quite linear: left door from the entrance leads to the main bar / social / gambling / buffet everything area. A large room with dim lighting where the girls all hang around.

Buffet area where food is served all the way until 3 am is next to the bar with a small table to sit at. Gambling machines at the back of the room next to the second bar. Next room straight ahead is where the sauna and jacuzzi is at. Further ahead leads to the lounge area with sofas, two TVs, a right door somewhere leads to the kino (which played some movie called Rosa which opens with a ditzy brunette pleasuring herself with an apple. Unique).

Anywhere left leads to the outside area: there's a pool, filled by a fountain that looks like a the stem of a dead tree. Seats sofas and beds are about. Large wood planks conceal the area from outside prying eyes. And that's it. Simple but enough.

Entry is 30 e for just one towel and a kilt with no extras. 40 e entry includes all the usual things: food, drink, unlimited towels, kilt (nifty idea I haven't seen in the other clubs) a bathrobe and 1 free beer.

Better yet, entry on Mondays and Wednesdays (30e if you arrive before 7pm on these days) gives you a free entry card for another day (I think you can use it up to 4 weeks later, a bargain imo).

Rooms have mirrors.

Aside from these details, the staff were very nice and helpful, german bartender who struck up a chat. No rude receptionist, no distracting male staff that the girls chat with while ignoring guests (looking at you, 5th element).

-Girls / L-U: Very good, a number of lookers. Around 25 girls work here. All Romanians except for 1. I did not see any blatantly obese girls here, while still having different shapes and sizes, darker and fairer girls. Attitudes of the girls was very good, chatted, joked, interacted with customers even when sessions weren't on the cards yet.

This is one of the clubs where the girls DO approach and quite a lot, with the further factor that it's such a small area. Within my first 30 minutes I had been approached at least 6 times.

While laying for a rest in the kino alone, one seemed to pop in every one or two minutes to check up on me.

Guy / girl ratio was level while I was there, 1/1 when I left, even less when I first arrived.

-Own experience: I had been travelling around today and arrived late and tired at 7 pm, stayed till 12. I only took one session:

26 year old Ela, heavily tattooed, half-german half-Brazilian apparently and provided a very good service in the room. A voluptuous rich body which I touched throughout. Great long BJ, missionary, doggie style. Did this odd fake orgasm thing. Chatted a bit after. All in all, great.

Hung around a bit longer but ultimately didn't feel the need to stay that much longer as I didn't need another session and some sleep wasn't a bad idea.

Damage: 40e entry + 50e for the session= 90e not including transport (8.50e each way)

-Verdict:

I probably need to do more sessions but from what I saw, this is a good simple place that has the basics and good service seems to be available. It is a very homely local place, the kind of brothel one wishes one had just down the street. Social and satisfying, I can recommend it so far and I for one will be back.

The drawbacks are the distance, and that maybe if you're near darmstadt, you'd rather go to Sharks instead? This however is a reasonably priced more local and smaller alternative with an outside area and pool, to avoid the crowds in larger ones such as Sharks or Oase. I left satisfied with it and think that this is the kind of small worthwhile club I've been looking for.

I'd rate it an 8/10 so far, however should head over again to double-check with more sessions.

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