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  1. #2008
    I am back from an unnecessary trip unnecessarily long in what is nowadays, but IMHO starting from 7/2017 with the new law, ex sex paradise Germany. I visited a couple of private buildings, RLDs, RTCs and normal club as well, and I have nothing to praise.

    Since I am in this thread, I will write about the mostly nearly empty clubs I saw.
    I have been more than once the only customer for whiles, inspite of happy hours, or we were 2-3 men, nevertheless with girls missing in space in the total disinterest of the various thekefraus, all busy with their phones and waking up when maybe you were holding, to fight loneliness, for a second your own mobile, which is strictly forbidden.
    Thekes not interested in customers saying it was cold or warm inside the club, that the music was too loud, that you wanted to order something to eat or you wanted to get out and come back in 10 minutes from the nearby mcdonalds ("du musst wieder eintritt bezahlen!" You must pay again the entrance), etc. , but active in kicking customers out even at 9,20 pm!

    I arrived in the third decade of February, the reason for clubs being practically empty was that "we are in the end of the month and people don't have money anymore"! Of course, poor germans, with their third world salaries, poor tourists and poor business men can't afford to pay 10 euros entrance plus 30 for a session all inclusive of extras, even if now you get really little, especially if compared to the past.

    In March instead the clubs were practically empty because of the "corona virus blast"... Of course, people challenging daily (or weekly or anyway often) aids, hepatitis, plus other minor infections more or less antibiotic resistant, will be scared by a stronger kind of flu which at least sorts you out quickly or you heal in the very most of cases.

    Appalling to see the freude39 car park practically empty whenever passing by inspite of HH, embarrassing to see arabella car park empty with its 5-6 cars capacity in HH, I was close to go away thinking it was closed for who knows which reasons.

    In F39 there are some scraps of other clubs who think and feel (correctly, given the "opponents") that they are beauty queens, but they are just less unfuckable and with overrestricted service, ridiculously claiming to be spanish and italian instead of romanians, trying to squeeze more off your pocket because of the different breed, LOL! Anyway, if you are not familiar enough (I am) with those 2 languages and express doubts about their origin, a hearty "dute dracu" (among the best wishes to you and your relatives, something like "dute in pizda mati cu morti tai", "cancerul sa te / va mananca" for instance), following your refusal to go to the room will sweep away your doubts.

    In the smaller rtcs the girls are the same ones since ages. They get older, uglier, fatter, lazier, more unpolite, impatient, squeamish, delicate, worse and worse in everything. If and when by miracle you see a new face, you have one or more of these cases:

    She doesn't perform what she is supposed to, or she does in lighter versions;

    She is unfuckable;

    She has no will to do anything and prefers to hide, discourage customers or anyway to do as less as possible in the room;

    She will ask you in astonishment questions like:"but you really want to fuck me for more than 10 minutes? For as little as 30 euros? You are crazy or what?";

    Irritating similar bullshit.


    About the service:

    Getting decently kissed is terribly difficult, mostly it will be a sort of snake tongue which doesn't even touch your lips, and instead of arousing your dick, it will cause the inexorable death or its resizing to a clit;

    your fingers are practically prohibited in and around cavities;

    Milking (the few who have boobs, because the vast majority has just empty or saggy excrescences on the chest) and squeezing is annoying when not painful;

    If you want to use your tongue on them, it will be untolerably ticklish;

    Anal is practically unmentionable, anyway it would cost extra: 20 in NRW and 30 in Dietzenbach, and covered also;

    Your dick, against your expectations, is likely to be too big, and inspite of having not infrequent "inexplicable" erectile problems, your dick is even too hard for fucking, even in positions purposefully taken to hinder your insertion;

    You are likely to be an unrespectful asshole who fucks too much, whether your dick is hard or soft or half half.

    I don't carry on with this list to avoid discouraging virgin men or priests who want to come out of the tunnel to visit these edens on earth.

    About the prices, until a couple of years ago you had 30 minutes for 30 euros, then the minutes became 25, now 20, maybe by Christmas 15 and then on until the absolute zero, which in terms of performance is not that far. Not too long ago, girls wouldn't mind allowing a little overtime, especially if you were close to unload, now they are afraid of missing the synchronized hooking with the space shuttle.

    You spend a good 16-20% of your anyway-less-than-20-minutes-room discussing about time elapsed, time remaining and time zone, plus what is and what was the time when you started on your watch, on hers and on the clock hanging on the wall.

    Furthermore, if 7 years ago you were paying a girl 30 euros for (at least!) 30 minutes, which is 1 euro / minute, why 7 years later you should pay her 1,5 times that much? If there were to be changes, I would reckon more correct the contrary, you must spend less!

    A statistic embarrasses me: inspite of a long stay with some 10 clubs visited on top of a couple of RLDs and private entire buildings, the "topscorer" has 4 rooms. An average girl to my humble liking, not one I would have "fallen in love" with, would have got 4 rooms in one afternoon.

    Of course, it is still possible to have decent / good rooms, but in the overall there is a huge gap with the past in the quality of the rooms and in the service / price ratio, and going always with the same girls is like going with your wife: you both lose enthusiasm, plus you lose erection. IMHO, there is no need to make efforts to go to Germany, once in a while hoping to find some new decent girls is more than enough.

    More to come

  2. #2007
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist  [View Original Post]
    Siri. Really interesting about the pericardium pain due to magnesium loss through exercise. That explains a lot for me.

    As for risk calculation. For me AO (in the hypothetical case that I were to do it) has almost no risk of death once infected, whereas Covid19 statistically for me has 5 to 8% risk of death once contracted. So, logically maybe I should do AO. However for other reasons I am reluctant
    When you climb about 15 days on 3 weeks holidays, even eating pastas with salt for breakfast, for lunch and diner, drinking gaz with salt water, but when even professionals running 35 000 kms per year don't do this, sometimes body is not anymore able to recover fast enough, usually when high heat, sometimes climbing under 35 degrees so losing a lot of body water, then missing magnesium, falling in anemia, with pain in muscles becoming less flexible, so, becoming painful around heart but not a heart problem. Biggest problem for heart is when losing a lot of body water, then can become dangerous. Girls are ready for anything for money, I'm ready for anything for my passions for climbing and free ride. On last September, climbing Mont Ventoux from Malaucene, I forgot water on car roof and saw only after 5 kms climbing. What to do? To go down to take water? But not good for good time if I had to climb again, so I decided to try. 21 kms climbing, one of the most famous in France, I ate as well I could but after more than 1 h30 of intense effort, much more intense than fucking a girl, at only 1,5 kms from the top, I lost all my body water, no more gas in blood, bye bye record, even I climbed good until then, so I just tried to finish as I could, with flog in eyes, a real zombie when I arrived, walking like a drunk guy. Usually, when wind or rain which are not good to break record, I give up, but so close, I couldn't. For me, I prefer to catch Chinese virus than HIV which can't be cured, just surviving with pills which kill your organs, when I don't worry so much, from my health, about this virus, but of course I won't run after it, but I won't change my life about this, and more Italians in Swiss clubs than in Germany, but less Asians.

  3. #2006
    Siri. Really interesting about the pericardium pain due to magnesium loss through exercise. That explains a lot for me.

    As for risk calculation. For me AO (in the hypothetical case that I were to do it) has almost no risk of death once infected, whereas Covid19 statistically for me has 5 to 8% risk of death once contracted. So, logically maybe I should do AO. However for other reasons I am reluctant

  4. #2005
    Quote Originally Posted by Gino02  [View Original Post]
    Siri never posts incorrect information intentionally, and I doubt he will stop. I wish he will learn to be brief and to the point.
    I think France, my country, is on top for medical, with many foreigners coming to be cured in France, but when I make on at least 3 times per year effort electro cardiac because of intense violent efforts I make for my sports, having often pain around heart, because sometimes I burn all magnesium in my blood, so I quite often meet and talk with doctors and I'm fully sure no graduated French doctor would tell me fucking AO girls who are fucked by everybody is not risky, HIV is not dangerous. When they tell me I m crazy to make such intense effort and they can't even imagine violence for body when I have not more than 1000 kms on bicycle per year and only climbing the most difficult, but when I explain them how I work to increase oxygen in my blood, to improve my performances and I only climb for this, only motivation and real obsession, no doctor never advised me Viagra to be stronger, and I don't need to fuck prostitutes or women, as long I desire them, most often being told: you are big, you are really hard, or you have stronger stamina than 20's yo guys, so really don't need Viagra, when fit and sporty. Easy to see who are Viagra guys when they are under shower after room, still up, when they most often can't finish.

  5. #2004
    Quote Originally Posted by Neurosynth  [View Original Post]
    Perhaps your marginal English has something to do with it, but what you wrote both here and especially in the previous post makes it sound like you think taking Viagra or Cialis is somehow related to having a heart attack.

    It is not. Period.

    Over the years you've posted similarly incorrect information intentionally. . Please stop doing that.
    Siri never posts incorrect information intentionally, and I doubt he will stop. I wish he will learn to be brief and to the point.

  6. #2003
    Also this. Sirioja loves to virtue signal regarding HIV and constantly remind people about how "dangerous" AO is.

    I believe mine has been is the best estimate that's been posted in response. So I'll repeat it.

    (Yes, I'm only addressing HIV here. It is by far the most common *fatal* STD that can't be cured, but only controlled. But the principles below can be used with other diseases too if you look up the base statistics. It's also worth noting that HIV is no longer the death sentence it once was. People are now commonly living into their 70's or more while HIV infected.).

    In that regard what seems to be often forgotten is that you have to multiply the probability of transmission with the probability of encountering an infected partner. That calculation significantly lowers the overall probability.

    HIV rate among female German sex workers = 0.2% or 0.002 (20 in 10,000).

    See page 14: https://ecdc.europa.eu/sites/portal/...ex-workers.pdf.

    HIV transmission rate for vaginal sex, female to male = 0.04% or 0.0004 (4 in 10,000).

    https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimat...behaviors.html

    The probability of becoming infected via vaginal sex with a random sex worker in Germany.

    = 0.002 * 0.0004 = 0.0000008 = 0.00008% ( 0.8 in 1,000,000).

    To put that in perspective it's more likely you could flip a coin and get 20 heads in a row than contract HIV from a random sex worker in Germany.

    Put another way, if you had vaginal sex every day for 20 years with a different random sex worker in Germany your probability of HIV infection would be 0.00584 or. 0.584%.

  7. #2002
    Quote Originally Posted by Sirioja  [View Original Post]
    Just fact for a less than 40 yo but using pills guy who needed many emergency cars to take him from a LR downstairs room, I think 11 , with downstairs closed for hours, to hospital. But for sure, no risk, same like HIV in AO clubs. Without pills, girls usually ask me my age after sex on our discovery. Sports are more efficient to perform for sex, when guys using pills are funny, being still up under shower after their room.
    Perhaps your marginal English has something to do with it, but what you wrote both here and especially in the previous post makes it sound like you think taking Viagra or Cialis is somehow related to having a heart attack.

    It is not. Period.

    Over the years you've posted similarly incorrect information. Please stop doing that.

  8. #2001

    Janina is covered only now

    But she still offers very good service, and is still very popular.

    I had 3 very satisfying visits to Arabella on my 6 day trip to Bochum 2 weeks ago. I am a bit of a regular there now and am known to the girls, which is an advantage when it comes to good service. Visually not the hottest girls but hot enough for me but definitely the best service in any club I've ever been in recent years. Plus some of the girls seem to actually enjoy it, especially when I use my tongue.

    15 euro happy hour combined with 30 euro good sessions made it economical too.

    The overall atmosphere there was good with most girls in good form in general most of the time, alot of laughing and joking around in the lounge.

    Quote Originally Posted by UniversoFkk  [View Original Post]
    I read on a German website that the currently most transgressive club, in which Catholicism is still the rule, with rare exceptions, Janina would have converted to fuck with condom. Anyone who can confirm or deny?

  9. #2000
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyFkk  [View Original Post]
    Hi sirioja.

    I can't believe you are still coming in this area of the site after so many years of bashing it. You should stop marathon bashing, before heart attack.

    As an information, I have to tell you that a lot people, old in particular, are dying while sporting, without viagra or cialis.

    Anyway, nice to read you. On Sharks, World, LR.

    I'm making a little come back this week!
    As far I know and according to doctors, sport make healthy and AO is risky with girls fucked AO 10 times per day. Megan is not anymore at Sharks since beginning of 2017.

  10. #1999

    What? You are stil bashing here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sirioja  [View Original Post]
    Happened to a quite guy full of Viagra at LR on 2018. Sport is better for sex power and heart than Viagra or Cialis.
    Hi sirioja.

    I can't believe you are still coming in this area of the site after so many years of bashing it. You should stop marathon bashing, before heart attack.

    As an information, I have to tell you that a lot people, old in particular, are dying while sporting, without viagra or cialis.

    Anyway, nice to read you. On Sharks, World, LR.

    I'm making a little come back this week!

  11. #1998
    Quote Originally Posted by Neurosynth  [View Original Post]
    Please STOP giving bogus medical advice. You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. There is no heart attack threat from Viagra or Cialis. In fact there is some evidence of a therapeutic effect.

    The only medical threat I know of is the combination of Viagra or Cialis and nitrates. That can cause a dangerous loss of blood pressure. Nitrates might include nitroglycerin or "poppers" such as amyl or butyl nitrate.

    https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-...a-heart-attack
    Just fact for a less than 40 yo but using pills guy who needed many emergency cars to take him from a LR downstairs room, I think 11 , with downstairs closed for hours, to hospital. But for sure, no risk, same like HIV in AO clubs. Without pills, girls usually ask me my age after sex on our discovery. Sports are more efficient to perform for sex, when guys using pills are funny, being still up under shower after their room.

  12. #1997
    Quote Originally Posted by Sirioja  [View Original Post]
    Happened to a quite guy full of Viagra at LR on 2018. Sport is better for sex power and heart than Viagra or Cialis.
    Please STOP giving bogus medical advice. You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. There is no heart attack threat from Viagra or Cialis. In fact there is some evidence of a therapeutic effect.

    The only medical threat I know of is the combination of Viagra or Cialis and nitrates. That can cause a dangerous loss of blood pressure. Nitrates might include nitroglycerin or "poppers" such as amyl or butyl nitrate.

    https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-...a-heart-attack

  13. #1996
    Quote Originally Posted by UniversoFkk  [View Original Post]
    I read on a German website that the currently most transgressive club, in which Catholicism is still the rule, with rare exceptions, Janina would have converted to fuck with condom. Anyone who can confirm or deny?
    I can. But I can't speak about you of course. I don't do anything transgressive

  14. #1995

    Arabella, Janina

    I read on a German website that the currently most transgressive club, in which Catholicism is still the rule, with rare exceptions, Janina would have converted to fuck with condom. Anyone who can confirm or deny?

  15. #1994

    Cigarettes

    After they carted the guy off, the theke handed one of paramedics the guys valuables and clothes in a bag and then Denisa attempted the hand the paramedic the guys cigarettes which he refused to take, and he replied something to the tune of "keep the Cigarettes, I don't think he will require them again" 🤣 🤣 and that got a laugh from a few of us who overheard it. 🤣 🤣.

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