Belize City

[Meat Loaf]

The Old

After months of drama; way too much money; and some mediocre pussy, deep asshole, and her d*ck sucking obsession, I finally found the strength to cut her loose! Yippie!

Jealousy is a very unattractive trait especially when a prostitute is concerned. Sure one can attempt to justify her job as a prostitute by saying, "she has no job opportunities" or "she needs to feed her kids, " but remember she's selling her p*ssy, mouth, asshole, mind, and health to any willing payer.

The prostitute telling the "john, " "I love you" is a trick-bag. Maybe she does: Maybe she doesn't. Hearing such statements while f*cking her may lead one to believe such a statement. Hearing such comments before payday may lead one to dis-believe such a comment. Withholding her salary for one (1) day will present her true character for she will return to prostitution sometime during day two (2.)

I'll admit it was hard it was hard to fire her for the sixth time, but her packing-up her clothes and toiletries and walking out the door made it easy. Too bad for her she didn't think about her future before taking such dramatic action. Maybe our previous five terminations gave her confidence that she could return and receive compensation for those two (2) days of work. So she left on Tuesday and instead of me begging her stay, I remained emotionless. Wednesday was a day of her consuming my thoughts, but my pride would not permit me to call her. Thursday was the day I broke down and called her all day long asking her to come over to talk. She did later that evening with her wh*re-drobe tightly packed into her purse. Yeah I took the p*ssy two (2) times that night. Friday was her day for reality to set-in. As she continued talking that sh*t about no longer being my "sex-employee, " I informed her that she would not receive any compensation for the week! Her world was crushed!

Remember: She walked out on me on Tuesday; was not present on Wednesday nor Thursday; and wanted compensation for the week on Friday. What? She didn't even fight for her two (2) days of salary for Monday and Tuesday.

Being the gentleman I am, "The Whole 9, " she was informed of the maturity an employee / adult must have in their occupation. Never quit a job before getting paid. At least have the intelligence to quit, abandon the employer, on payday with a pocket full of bread. She laughed at the reality of said statement for it truthfulness. On her departure she continued crying on how she only had US $5 to her name and the landlord hounding her for US $85 to continue occupancy of her apartment for which her mother and two (2) children reside. Pobrecita (poor girl emotionally.) At last word she was heading to the brothel for where I introduced her.

Esta cabrona nunca tuvo ni dolar para pagar algo y era un gran gasto (This b*tch never had not one dollar to pay for anything and was big expense.) Por eso estoy muy felize para no tener ella (Therefore I'm very happy not to have her.) Siete meses y miles de dolares despues (7 months and thousands of dollars later.) Better late than never, but she did provide good services, and may her next beau benefit tremendously from her true compassion.

The New

I shoot fish in a barrel and consider myself a master fisherman. I shoot deer on game reserves and consider myself a master hunter. I read obituaries in search of emotionally vulnerable widows and consider myself a master salesman. Therefore, it's no stretch that I consider myself a casanova by pursuing broke and depserate prostitutes for relationships. I like to win after decades of loosing! She took half; she gets 20% monthly; and I get the privledge of her memory and the view of another guy enjoying the above financial fruits she reaped, so the above guarantees are more than deserved on my part.

So this girl, 28 years of age and a mother of 3, is receiving my normal compensation package. "The Old" was a beneficiary of "Mr. Big Mouth / Daddy Big Bucks" and she reaped greatly by getting 2. 5 times what I normally pay. Needless to say, I'm happier than Jesse Jackson in Georgia with Jimmy Carter snippers in hand.

I saw this chavala (girl) on Thursday and allowed her to witness the admiration of "The Whole 9" before her co-workers.

She was begging to go out for the night so like the dummy I am- I offered. Not having much of an agenda, but securing she would spend the night made me get creative. Having viewed an advertisement for a boxing match I was eager to attend when I saw it was being broadcasted live on television. Immediately we jumped into a taxi and went to the venue. (Confidence was gained by the stack of money I had laying around on my desk and our immediate departure.)

Long story short, I'm f*ckin' her a minimum of three (3) times per day! Total GFE.

In Belize, it's possible if you know the scene.

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[Nicko]

Will any if the local girls that work at these resorts give any action? Has anyone been to ambergris cay?(spelling) and had any luck with anyone working at resorts? If there are any hotspots that are safe to visit besides Belize City and pick up girls could some one please post.

Thanks

[Member #4167]

Belize is British Commonwealth and is associated with the British Caribbean Colonies in addition to India. They speak English with a growing population of Spanish-speakers.

The people of Belize are Black with more Latinos of non-Black ancestory growing.

(Meat Loaf has friends in Belize and from Belize that live in the USA.)

Have you been there?

Are their more black girls on the coast of Belize compared to the girls on the coast of Honduras?

[Meat Loaf]

Hey guys,

Can you tell me the race predominant in this country?

I guess the classic mulata or girls style afroamerican are the predominant people.

Or exist a diversity of ladys?

Belize is British Commonwealth and is associated with the British Caribbean Colonies in addition to India. They speak English with a growing population of Spanish-speakers.

The people of Belize are Black with more Latinos of non-Black ancestory growing.

Speaking English is required and Spanish is more than useful.

The country's population is 250,000.

Belize is the forgotten Central American country with not much action beyond scuba diving or Jamaican reggae concerts.

(Meat Loaf has friends in Belize and from Belize that live in the USA.)

[Lorenzo]

Hey guys,

Can you tell me the race predominant in this country?

I guess the classic mulata or girls style afroamerican are the predominant people.

Or exist a diversity of ladys?

In Belize City, most of the people you see will be black or mulatto. I understand that in the interior there are a lot of amerindians and mestizos. There are also a lot of Latinos from other Central American countries. In Raul's Rose Garden, most of the girls were Latinas with one or two blacks available.

L

[Carrigni]

Lorenzo,

Good report!

Hey guys,

Can you tell me the race predominant in this country?

I guess the classic mulata or girls style afroamerican are the predominant people.

Or exist a diversity of ladys?

[Meat Loaf]

Lorenzo,

Good report!

[Lil Bear]

If anyone needs any help in Belize city or in San Pedro let me know. I have been living here since 2001 and this place is really nice if you know the right people. We get many girls from the clubs here and they are really pretty coming from all over Central America. There also is Rose Garden and Almond Hill.

I want to get some insight on the country. I might be taking a trip out there in January of next year. Anything you can let me know in greatly appreciated.

[WildnWet]

Escort agency? Every guy on the street is one. Just walk outside after dark, but be careful. Likely you'll see girls with guys on the street hollering at you to come over, and if you brush them off they'll yell, "fine then be alone". LOL. Just ask any 30 year old guy on the street or any cabi to hook you up and you can get some play. Cab drivers also have ganja or can take you to get it. Hiv is all over here, notice the signs everywhere about hiv. Be careful, it is very dangerous in belize, especially at night, and alone even when in the tourist district. I advise not leaving the tourist district for any reason whatsoever. Some guesthouse owners can hook you up with local girls that are semi-pro as well. There are some happening nightclubs around, but you'll be the only white guy there so don't go alone unless you've got huge balls and have traveled extensively and know how to deal with people well. Also note that senor bush is extremely hated down here, so starting off your introduction making fun of him will make anyone here your friend. Remember to keep a glove on it.

[Tubular]

Hi everyone,

I was just wondering if anybody knows of any escort agencies in Belize City. I plan to be there in July (2006) and would prefer action in my own space rather than trekking way out to one of the clubs.

Thanks in advance!

Tubular

[Lorenzo]

This will be a summary of my recent month long mongering trip through all 7 Central American countries. I plan to post this report on the forums of all of these countries: Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama. As some of you know, I have alraedy posted several reports for each of the individual countries, some lengthy, some sketchy because there wasn't much to report. The responses to my reports were overwhelmingly positive, and I want to thank all the guys right now who posted positive responses on the threads and who sent me PMs. I got at least 10 PMs, all of them supportive, and I am grateful for these. A small number of negative responses were posted, all of them on the Honduras and Nicaragua forums. This was probably because I was less than enthusiastic about these countries, and some mongers apparently felt that I had insulted their favorite haunts. Now I am not an especially thin-skinned guy and can take my lumps, but I thought these few responses were surprisingly vicious. The posters seemed to feel the need to attack me personally. They seem to have no conception of the fact that reasonable people can have differing opinions on the same subject and still be civil to each other. I made it quite clear in each of my posts that it was my first time in CA and that I was taking this mongering trip largely out of curiosity to see how the mongering situation was in some countries I had never been to before. I made it clear, and want to make it clear now, that my reports are not intended for the veteran CA monger but for those, like myself, who are veteran mongers but who are new to this area, or at least some of the countries, and to this extent they may be helpful to some. If that isn't the case, well you can always ignore it and move on. But the negative posters just couldn't grasp this. They couldn't grasp why someone who is in a city for the first time might prefer to pay $55 to an escort service to have a chica come directly to his room for some excellent sex, rather than attempt to guide a brain dead taxi driver through the slums of Managua to find a hole in the wall massage parlor where he can get laid for $10. They seem to be unable to grasp that my time and my convenience are worth money too. These doofuses seem to exemplify Oscar Wilde's definition of a cynic as someone who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. But I guess some people will always be terminally stupid.

Anyway, on to mongering. First I want to make a few observations about visiting CA, based on my trips through these 7 countries, that some might find helpful:

1) With the exception of Costa Rica, the taxi drivers in CA seem NEVER to have change--NEVER. So you will be well advised, early in your stay in a country, to stock up on the country's smallest paper currency unit.
2) The taxi drivers in Guatemala City and Managua are the dumbest in the world--and I've been all over the world. In GC, always have the address written down. In Managua you can't even do this, because there aren't any addresses! By contrast, the San Jose taxi drivers seem smart and helpful.
3) Even top of the line hotels may not have all the amenities you might expect. For example, I didn't once see an English langauage newspaper in the 6 Spanish speaking countries; I guess they've never heard of the International Herald Tribune. This is surprising, because it can be found all over South America. What is even more surprising is that it is often hard to find newspapers even in Spanish; the Holiday Inn in Guatemala City had no newspapers at all. Similarly, if you need toothpaste or deodorant, don't expect your hotel to have it; you'll probably have to go to a tienda.
4) You will need to have some knowledge of Spanish--period. This is especially true in El Salvador, Honduras, and Nicaragua.
5) I found Central Americans to be exceptionally warm, friendly, and helpful during my trip. I even had the manager of a Guatemala City restaurant drive me back to my hotel when I couldn't find a taxi. I didn't meet a single nasty person. But read on.
6) In all of these countries, watch your back. Your physical safety comes first. If you don't know an area, don't assume it's safe. Take a taxi from door to door, even for short distances. Take only official taxis, and except in Managua, don't get in a taxi if another passenger is in it. (In Managua, taxis are routinely shared.)

Now on to my comparative country ratings. In evaluating the countries comparatively, I took the following factors into consideration: the ease of getting pussy; the quality of the girls, i.e., physical attractiveness, without considering their expertise; the quality of the sexual experience, which means the sexual skills of the girls, physical attractiveness aside; and price. For the record, I had sex in all 7 countries, 11 girls, 14 encounters (3 of them repeats, obviously). I'll make comments on each of these factors for each country, and then I'll give each country a rating from 1 through 10. What am I using as my paradigms? Well, I'm a veteran Rio de Janeiro monger, and to me Rio is the pussy capital of the world, so Rio would get a 10: easily available sex, beautiful girls who are highly skilled sexually, and reasonable prices (although Rio has gotten more expensive lately). Bangkok would get a 9.75, only because Thai girls are not always good kissers. As for a 1, I've never experienced a 1, but it would be something like what I imagine a conservative Moslem country to be: a place where getting laid is difficult or impossible, and might even be dangerous. So those are the parameters, and herewith the individual country summaries.

BELIZE: There is only one reliable place to get laid in Belize, which is Raul's Rose Garden near the Belize City airport. An hour with a bored chica or Belizean girl resulting in lackluster sex will cost about US$75. A few posters say they have gotten connections to girls from taxi drivers, but I had no luck with this. OVERALL RATING: 2.

GUATEMALA: Guatemala City has the highest concentration of quality chicas in all of CA, approaching but not equaling the termas in Rio. They are also very skilled sexually and I had them do everything I asked. However, it is also the most expensive. In the two best clubs, the rates are US$78 for 1/2 hour and US$156 for an hour, fixed by the club, not negotiable. There are cheaper places, but the quality of girls is nowhere near as high. Avoid the Club Elite; it's a ripoff for people on expense accounts and gullible tourists. OVERALL RATING: 8

EL SALVADOR: This country is CA's hidden gem. Pussy is readily available, All the girls I was with are quite skilled sexually, and DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS seem to be the norm. CIM was no problem. And it's incredibly cheap! There is a slight variation in the prices at the clubs, but the average is about US$25 for 1/2 hour and US$40 for an hour. So what's the drawback? Simple: the quality of the girls is not high. There are some attractive honeys available if you look, but the majority of the girls in the houses are skanks, and some are outright pigs. But as I said, the good ones are there if you look--really look. On the San Salvador thread, Cpteasy's posts are quite informative. OVERALL RATING: 8.5

HONDURAS: A wretched country; if Honduras has any redeeming qualities, I didn't see any. Don't come here for mongering. If you must come here, I suppose you can find something. You'll probably fare better in San Pedro Sula than Tegucigalpa. On the SPS thread, Ford's posts are pretty good. As for Tegucigalpa, forget it. It's easier to get laid in North Korea than Tegucigalpa. (If you think I'm exaggerating, I'm not: read my post from the North Korea forum: http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...1&postcount=44.) All I could manage to get was a hand job. As far as I could tell from the Tegucigalpa thread, that's all that anyone got. I read every single post on this thread and didn't find a single person who got laid or even got a blow job. OVERALL RATING: 1.5

NICARAGUA: Not quite as wretched as Honduras, but close. At least Leon is interesting as a tourist attraction, and I have heard Granada is too. Managua is a chaotic city where the streets don't even have names. Your best bet for mongering is to call an escort service in the Yellow Pages and hope for the best. I had good results from Bellamaris; cost US$55. OVERALL RATING: 4

COSTA RICA: Costa Rica, especially San Jose, is one of the best documented forums on this website, so I don't need to say a lot. Pussy is readily available, all over the place actually. The girls are uniformly good in bed, DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS the norm. Prices are reasonable; I never paid more than US$60 for an hour. Quality of girls overall is so so. There are some very attractive ones available, but a large number of skanks as well. Your best bet for finding quality chicas is the Sportsmens Lodge. What keeps me from giving CR a 10 is the fact that San Jose just isn't a very interesting city, so there's not much to do but monger. The tourist attractions lie elsewhere in the country. OVERALL RATING: 9

PANAMA: I didn't give Panama the attention it deserves, largely because I was doing tourist things like a canal boat ride, and I was recovering from being sick. I only mongered at one place, River Club, where I got a beautiful chica who was lousy in bed. Cost $US80 cash, $85 credit card. But pussy seems readily available, and I assume that what I paid was representative. But my rating will have to be tentative because of my limited mongering there, so I am basing it largely on other mongers reports as well as my own experience. OVERALL RATING: 7

So there it is. I hope some mongers will find this helpful. If you have experiences to add, please share them. Let's help maintain what should be the fraternal nature of this forum.

Lorenzo

[Lion Killer]

Lorenzo,

Thanks for your report, its much worse in Ambergris Caye, you could not get any pussy even if you wanted to pay for it. See my report there. Thanks for the info, I will make sure I spend no time or money in Belize City.

LK

[Lorenzo]

I was in Belize from March 10 through March 13; first two days Belize City, last in San Pedro. I am currently on a 30 day venture throughout Central America, visiting all 7 countries, doing research on the mongering situation in each country. Belize was my first stop.

I can emphatically reiterate what nearly every poster on this thread has said: as a mongering site Belize is the pits. On a 1-10 scale I would rate Belize a 2, with 1 being reserved for the strict Moslem countries where mongering could get you decapitated or castrated. Belize is one step above that.

I began with a determination not to go to Raul's Rose Garden, based on previous reports. For one thing, I wanted a Belizean woman, because I will be doing latinas in the countries I will be visiting later. So I followed the advice of a previous poster and sought the help of a cabbie in hooking me up with a Belizean babe. No luck. He assured me he would find someone and would call me at my hotel. When I hadn't heard from him by 7pm, I went to the casino at the Princess Hotel, thinking I might pick up someone there. Still no luck; no babes there at all. Just fat middle-aged Belizean women interested only in the slots, and tourists. So I finally broke down and told a cabbie to take me to the Rose Garden. He wanted US$40 for the round trip, including waiting time, to which I reluctantly agreed.

The Rose Garden isn't quite as bad as previous reports had led me to believe. It is quite spacious, all on one level. I bought my cabbie a whiskey and got a coke for myself (I never drink when I'm mongering, lest alcohol impede my sexual performance). I then looked around and saw over a dozen bored looking Latinas, some of whom smiled at me when I looked at them, but none of whom approached. So it was obvious that I would have to go to them.

I saw two girls who looked like they might be Belizean, one a mulatta with corn rows and one coal black girl with processed hair. I chose the black girl and asked her if she was Belizean and she said yes. Her name was Michelle and she said she was 20. I specified as to exactly what I wanted in the sexual department, something I always do beforehand. I asked for an hour with DFK, DATY, BBBJ, and CFS. She agreed to all but BBBJ; on this she remained adamant. Now please forgive me, fellow mongers, but it's been 4 days and I've already forgotten the most important thing, which is the price. However, I'm pretty sure it was in the US$75-80 range. So we went back to her grungy room and she did everything she agreed to, but without much gusto. She DFKed, but I could tell she didn't really enjoy it. She gave a pretty good CBJ and let me fuck her in a variety of positions, covered of course, and she let me DATY at length. I has taken 100mg of Viagra beforehand to enhance and extend my performance. BTW, she had beautiful natural breasts, so I spent much time stroking, licking, and sucking them.

The final irony: Michelle may not have been Belizean after all. When she did a dance number later, she was introduced as Jamaican!

The bottom line: unless you are a compulsive country counter like me, skip Belize entirely. This country has very little to offer.

Lorenzo

[Twister66]

Can you give me any info for some action for a quick stop in Belize City on a cruise ship.A local cheap bar in Belize city will be fine for me! Just be aware I will be there in the daytime on a Tuesday.I heard from the post that Rose Garden and Almond Hill is closed during the middle of the week! So, it doesn't have to be fancy ,A local dive in Belize City is fine! Someone please post more info on Orange Walk. There is very little info about it, but some one mentioned there is something like 14 lady bars there! more info would be appeciated.Any info will help, thanks in advance.

[Drfunk]

Just got back from spending a week in Belize City. This country is poor and dangerous. Every tourist is advised to NOT walk around at night. The natives claim that there are Bloods and Crypts in the town looking to rob anyone who puts themselves out there. Seems hard to believe, but I definitely saw
a lot of seedy characters.

I did hit the rose garden...was'nt bad...need to speak spanish to get the best deals.

Overall, I would'nt recommed this spot for mongering...Panama, Curcao and Costa Rica will be a MILLION times better!