Jaco / Jaco Beach

[Chukie]

If you have game or want something outside the Beatle...try some of the local hangouts.

The "alley bar" behind Pachis Pan is an alternative place to visit for an 800 colones beer and good kareoke on Friday night. Usually there are local chicas there and with some game you can score a decent chica for a few drinks or maybe some good singing.

"Plankton" bar usually has some non pros hanging out on the weekends that are game if you can speak some spanish.

"Monkey Bar" after midnight is game if you can speak some spanish and especially if you can dance. Beware of the team tag pickpockets working the place which includes some of the women who come over from the Beatle Bar. The Monkey Bar is a pickpocket haven...beware. Otherwise it can be a cool place to go afterhours.

"Divas" above the Pancho Villas is a total ripoff. Avoid unless you want to get ripped off.

[Chukie]

The Hotel Cocal is an alternative to the Beatle Bar. The poolside bar typically has a number of regular chicas hanging out trolling for gringos who don't know any better. Or maybe they do.

It appears that the chicas that visit the Cocal are regulars. They are a mix of dominicanas, colombianas, nicas and ticas. Lately they have been mastly dominicanas. Trolling for "cien" or a $100 dollars. Overzealous gringos without any knowledge of Jaco will pay this and more. Beware that the going rate is $50. If you pay more you are "el gringo estupido".

Beware of the bartenders trying to pad your bill with an extra beer or two especially if you are intoxicated. Always ask for the bill and keep track of your beers. They WILL add extra drinks to your bill.

[Chukie]

The low season here in Jaco is worse than ever for tourism. The worldwide economy has affected Costa Rica and in particular Jaco. Most construction here has halted for lack of investment and everywhere you look are half finished high rise hotel and condo projects. With that said.

The Beatle Bar is loaded with women and short on male customers leading to the law of supply and demand. I have been here since the beginning of June and have been to the Beatle a number of occasions and have spoken with the girls and the locals. Business for the ladies is way down. What is surprising is that the ladies still "ask" for $100. The truth is that they will take $50 because there is so much competition. They still have to pay the rent and send some money home.

The local gringos are paying $40-60 for the women in Beatle. If you are quoted $100. Counter with $50. There are 8-10 women for every man in the Beatle almost every night. It is a buyers market. If you are paying $100, you are a sucker. Never pay for TLN. The lady will almost never stay the entire night, there will always be an excuse to leave unless she is from Puntarenas or Quepos and cannot get a bus until the next morning. They would rather sleep in your bed than hang out at the Monkey bar or Pancho Villas.

The Ticas and Nicas will treat you best. The colombian women are okay but don't expect any GFE. The dominicanas are con artists. Stay away.

If you are paying more than $100 at this time during the low season you are getting ripped off.

[Kickshotms]

Thanks,

I reserved at Clarita's for two nights late Oct.

Should be there for Hallows Eve and then to SL in San Jose for the balance of the week.

SL was sold out for 10/31.

Will report accordingly.

[Oogleblurp]

Morgan's Cove is a dump; bad location; terrible service and they try to upcharge you on check out and nicke;l and dime you everytime you turn around; NEVER AGAIN for me! They would back down when upcharges were challenged but it got SOOO old. And what an aggravation to have to always be on your toes.

[Kickshotms]

I am traveling 11/1 and would like to spend a night or two in jaco attempted to find los four grandes hotel in jaco and cannot find it anyone haave their web site or email contact

Also any info on vista pacifico or morgan's cove resort

I want something chica friendly. Does reservaton for two people include chica? Familiar with the way things work in San Jose but no Jaco

Any other recommendations appreciated.

[Dlhead01]

Thursday, had a huge misunderstanding at the bus station in order to get to Jaco. My friend is constantly wanting to sit down and eat a meal. My other buddy and I eat light and on the go. So when we arrive at the bus station to buy our tickets it was 2:45pm. I wanted 5pm bus tickets. The clerk sold us 3pm tickets so we arrive at 5pm to catch the bus we were not able to get on and the bus was sold out. Our fault for not checking the tickets at the time we purchased them and a rush to sit, eat, conversate and then go to New Fantasy to knock something out. After some firm and angry Spanglish we were able to get on the 7pm bus and got to Jaco at 10:30 at night. The bus driver was very accommodating and dropped us off right in front of the hotel instead of at the bus station. We stayed at the Hotel Mar de Luz. Nice, comfortable, good décor, nothing special breakfast not chica friendly. The Tico bus (TUASA) bus is $4.00 (2,095 CRC) to go to Jaco versus $75 - $100 for taxi or $30 (25,000 CRC) for gray line and interbus. The trip takes 2.5 – 2.75 hours depending on traffic regardless of the method used. The 5pm bus was crowded (people going home from work) the other buses had plenty of room. With the cool mountain air A/C was not missed

In researching Jaco I found that 98% of the hotels are not chica friendly and the ones that are charge chica fees up to $25 per with a few exceptions. The P4P scene is very thin; you have Beetle Bar ($6 {3000 CRC} cover), Monkey Bar, Jungle Bar, Divas (a strip club & Restaurant) and SW’s along the main road. In the bars all the girls ask $100 (50,000 CRC) and they are getting it so I found the ability to negotiate to be difficult. In the roughly 3 hours we hung out in front of Hotel Los 4 Grande (next door to Beetle Bar) we watch one guy take three chicas out of Beetle Bar. We also saw one particular chica back and forth with five different mongers solely from Beetle Bar. he SW’s wanted $60 and were pretty much open to anything (even anal and threesomes (w/ DP) Most were Dominicanas and we did not partake. Jaco is set-up for surfing, beach activities and tries to be family oriented. I would not recommend traveling here solely for the hobby. It is available here if you happen to be here for other reasons. I was here to assist my friend looking at real estate and help him get a lay of the land (literally).

Thanks to Stevewxly for his assistance with the bus information. It worked out well.

[Member #3450]

Day 3 Got a taxi to playa jaco, from san jose. *

Stopped a taxi that passed in front of santo tomas hotel. Asked "cuanto para jaco" 100. 00 he replied. "Vamonos por 70" *I told him, he said 80. So we go. Find out hes mexican. Nice guy, Enjoyed conversation on the way over there. Nice drive took about 2 hrs with traffic. He Stops at the Rio tarcoles for a break. We get off and take some pics of the crocs. Arrive at entrance of playa jaco, lower my window and I can already smell the pussy in the air. So many hot looking girls, walking, shopping, and biking. All of them looking pretty hot. We drive down the main street towards my hotel, eye fuck somemore, till we finally arrive at gaviota apartmotel. Located *across the street from the "pops" store. Give taxi 85. 00 dollars, he gives me his number and email. Arrive and get a room for 55. 00. Nice roomy rooms with kitchen and bedroom., ice cold a/c. All my neighbors were ticos on vacation from all over Costa Rica. Unpack, and headout to restaurant panchovillas for some dinner. Food is excellent, start talking to waiter about different spots to go to for adult fun. Suggests divas which was next door, and of course the others., beatles, *and monkey bar. Starts talking about chespiritos in tarcoles by quebrada ganado. How it's only 10000 colones (20. 00 dollars), girls are really horny and are dominicanas, he said. Ask him how much does taxi charge to get there, he said depends, 5, 6, some even charge 9000 colones. Tells me to get the bus, says it's less than 2 dollars and will drop me off right in front of chespis. Tells me to meet him there at 10: 30 when he gets off work and just go with him, since he lived nearby. So I tell him I'll be there if I can't find a taxi that is reasonable. He said alright, and tells me where the bus stop is. He gives me his friends taxi business card In quebrada ganado that can bring me back to playa jaco for a good price about 4500-5000. Head back to my hotel, on the way stop by the supermarket and buy a 6 pack of imperial. Arrive at my hotel. It's hot and humid, decide to jump in the pool. It's about 8pm, ticos are outside too and lounging in pool. Drink some brew and talk to my hotel neighbors. Sampled some homade ceviche from my hotel neighbors also which was really good. Go back in and take shower and I'm out by 9:30. Walking along the main street heading towards beatles bar, looking for a taxi to pass by. See one and signal him, he does a U-turn and goes beside me. " cuanto para tarcolez" he said 6000. Told him "vamonos por 5000" he said vamonos.

Told him to drop me off at chespiritos.

Drive is about 20-30 minutes. Arrive to chespis which is a place by the main road, looks like a white house with Christmas lights on the fence. Place sits on an elevated level, with black bar fence in front covered with green vines. I don't remember seeing a sign. I would of never known it was a working girls house. Go up the cement stairs toward the entrance. I can hear the jukebox going. Make our way towards the bar, couple girls with some guys outside. Go inside, place is empty. Guy walks up and takes my drink order. "2 imperiales porfavor". Beers are 950 colones. Walk back outside and look around in the back, see a girl sitting down about a 6 by herself. Go sit down by the entrance of the bar(house) outside. Friend and me just enjoying a cold one, notthing looks appetizing so far. *2 Girls behind us with 3 guys, laughing and having a good time. Playing alot of Mexican music, we almost feel like we are somewhere in Mexico. Talk to one of the guys, there Mexican sailors. Friend looks back and sees a new girl come out of the back. She starts heading towards us. Invite her over she sits on our table. Tables are round with cement round benches. Talk to her she's really nice, her name is Maribel from Dominica. About 5'10 with high heel pumps, wearing short white shorts with a canary silk top. Pretty face, white smile, nice smooth legs, manicured nails, light tanned skin about a 7. 5. Hottest one there for me. I Tell her if she has other friends. She said yea, "ahorita le voy a hablar"

She leaves. I *tell my friend, that I want to drop ballz on her. He also wants *her too. Maribel shows up with a thin dark skinned beauty. Pretty smile and nice ass and legs, about a 7 in my book. My Friend says he will take her instead. So I take Maribel, sits next to me. We start talking, she let's me grab ass" adelitas style", she grabs my leg also with an occasional stroke. Listen to the tunes and drink our beers. I'm suprised that they are not asking for beer or to go to room by now. I tell them if they want something to drink, they said yea. Maribel gets up and gets us 4 beers, I tell her how much? 3800 colones, I'm suprised, give her 5000. I guess girls don't make money off the drinks here, I didn't ask. After a while of having a good time, I ask about other services. " haber dime como esta el negocio". She tells me 10000 colones for 30 minutes. I agree and tell her let's go. My friend splits with his girl and I follow Maribel towards the back where her room is. It's dark, I walk thru the clothelines and cases of empty bottles, finally getting to her room. Room compares to a 5. 00 dollar alley room in Tijuana. She has a bar going across with her clothes hanged on the right side of the room. Restroom and shower in the back. A small bed on the side with clothes folded in stacks, and a queen bed on the left. I think that's where she lives. Start off with hugging her, grabbing her fine ass. Kissing her on the neck, caressing her size the breasts. Do some kissing and proceed with taking clothes off. I lie on bed, she takes off all her clothes, and starts with the CBJ. Giving me a really good polishing with deep throats. *light from the partially closed restroom shining on her beautiful face while polishing me off with the occasional look. I massage her pussy and caress her breasts. I stop her after a while, I almost busted right there. She proceeds with froggy on top, while me stroking her breasts. To missionary. Then I slammed her doggystyle, fine perfect cheeks and legs. I make her get up, and want to finish her standing up. She goes to the small bed and gets on all 4s while I'm standing up, pounding her. I bust, she does kegels and squeezes every drop of leche in me dry. I pull out and almost trip from being weak legged. I wash up and put my clothes back on. Give maribel a kiss and leave the room. Find my friend back at the bar. Have another brew and give bartender taxi card so he can call. Tell me he is on his way. Taxi arrives We hop on. Tell him to drop us off at beatles bar. Drops us off charged 5000 colones.

Walked to the famous beatles bar.

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[Stevewxly]

I was wondering if there are any short term(4 hours) or car wash type set-ups in area. Also, are there any massage parlors providing extras.

I will arrive to Jaco on Easter Sunday for a 4 night stay.

Thanks!

First - what is ' a car wash type set-up' ?

Second - I have been to and mongered in Jaco Beach lots, and never have found a massage parlor operating there. There should be a couple - but I don't believe there are any.

[Always Horny #2]

I was wondering if there are any short term(4 hours) or car wash type set-ups in area. Also, are there any massage parlors providing extras.

I will arrive to Jaco on Easter Sunday for a 4 night stay.

Thanks!

[Stevewxly]

I have stayed there many times, and have never needed a reservation. Also the hotel is a couple of doors down from the Beatle Bar and sits on the second floor, so I have hardly ever been bothered by the noise from the bar or the street.

You might hear a couple come walking up the stairs and talking or laughing on the way to the guys room...but other than that- no noticeable loud noises.

If there is no one around when you want to check into the hotel....go downstairs to the little Tienda ( 7/11 type store), and they will help you with a room.

A Heads Up -
Once while staying at the hotel, they locked the downstairs door at about 3 or 4 AM. So when I got up and headed to the bus station for an early bus at 6 AM....I was locked in. So make sure if you need to be up real early you tell them not to lock the downstairs door.
This was a real hassle when it happened to me....as I had to holler to someone down on the street (a passerby) and they had to then call the Police on their cell phone - to contact the owner to come and open the door to let me get down to the street and on to the bus station.

I just barely made my 6 AM bus after all this.....and to say the least it ' pissed me off ' too ! But then again - Ticos are as they say - On Tico Time - they do things as they see fit....which is not always what we would do.

[Lexb]

How do you make a reservationa Los 3 Grandes? I can't imagine it's very quiet any time of day?

Don't know since I have never been there but my guess is that reservations are not a problem during the low season(May - November) but may be in the other months. Tried doing a Internet search for it and nada!

Perhaps Stevewxly(or you can PM him) can "chime in" as he has has been to Jaco several times.

[Fuddzie]

If you can cancel your current reservations at the Mariott see Stevewxly's report in San Jose Current Reports dated October 12, 2009 on Jaco Beach:

How do you make a reservationa Los 3 Grandes? I can't imagine it's very quiet any time of day

[Lexb]

Heading to Jaco Beach in December and wanted to if there was any Short-term Hotels near Beatles Bar to take the girls. As I wont be able to take them back to the Marriott due to hotel policy? Or any other suggestions would be greatly.appreciated..

If you can cancel your current reservations at the Mariott see Stevewxly's report in San Jose Current Reports dated October 12, 2009 on Jaco Beach:

I am staying again at the Los Four Grandes Hotel. I have a great king sized room for $ 36.00....actually its a suite with two beds in two rooms, AC and everything. It is just right up the stairs from the Beatle Bar and very centrally located.

I usually do not care to pay as much as $ 36.00 for a room, but these are super nice rooms for that kind of money, so it's will suit me for a few days.

[Rainman1000]

Hey Guys,

Heading to Jaco Beach in December and wanted to if there was any Short-term Hotels near Beatles Bar to take the girls. As I wont be able to take them back to the Marriott due to hotel policy? Or any other suggestions would be greatly.appreciated..

Rainman1000