Just Fred

[MrWho]

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lots of friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed. Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there in front of him was a huge cake, with 40 marzipan eyes! The guest, asked him why he laughed, and after some minutes of laughing and whipping his eyes, the doctor said: "I'm just thinking of my buddy who will be 50 next week, who is a gynecologist!

One of the classic medical jokes. Heard a similar one but the friend was an andrologist.

[Speed2487]

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lots of friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed. Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there in front of him was a huge cake, with 40 marzipan eyes! The guest, asked him why he laughed, and after some minutes of laughing and whipping his eyes, the doctor said: "I'm just thinking of my buddy who will be 50 next week, who is a gynecologist!

[Poucolouco]

an arizona highway patrol officer stops a harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'fred, ' he replies.

'fred w. hat? ' the officer asks.

'just fred, ' the man responds.

the officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. the officer then presses him for the last name.

the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

the officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'tell me, fred, how did you lose your last name? '

the biker replies,"it's a long story, so stay with me. ' i was born fred johnson. i studied hard and got good grades. when i got older, i realized that i wanted to be a doctor. i went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so i was fred johnson, md.

"after a while i got bored being a doctor, so i decided to go back to school. dentistry was my dream! got all the way through school, got my degree, so then i was fred johnson, md, dds. got bored doing dentistry, so i started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me vd, so now i was fred johnson, md, dds, with vd.

"well, the ada found out about the vd, so they took away my dds. then i was fred johnson, md, with vd. then the ama found out about the ada taking away my dds because of the vd, so they took away my md leaving me as fred johnson with vd.

then the vd took away my johnson, so now i am just fred."

the officer walked away in tears, laughing