San Jose - 2003 Reports

[Qncterra]

Snapper,

Sorry for the late response. I spent two great weeks in CR, came back to chill and hadn't logged for a while.

The Morazan does not have a website. You can call them at 506-222-4622 or email at info@hotelplazamorazan.com. (If you call, use 10-10-220, or use an ATT pre-paid card, to manage the cost. They can make you hold, if they are busy.)

They had a big sign outside for $39/night plus tax. When I checked in, I complained that I had paid $32 including tax last year. They didn't say anything, but had lowered my rate to $35 when I checked out. Also, claim to charge $5 for guests, but if you treat the desk clerks nice, (as I do), they won't charge every time. I had only one guest charge over the two weeks there.

BTW, they reminded me that I was there in June last year, and supposedly rates drop after May 31st.

As you know, it's centrally located and has been completely renovated. They, also have a cheap luncheon buffet for 1000c. Nothing to write home about, but it's filling, and is an option during the rainy season.\

Enjoy!!!

[Shamas]

The raid that William Walker is refering to really sucked. :-(

This will open up a new market for the CR lawyers. At $5-$10 per certification a lawyer could make a fortune in the gulch. What are the requirements to be a CR lawyer?

Shamas

[WilliamWalker]

Last Friday night 6 13 the police pulled a raid on the Blue Marlin and arrested and jailed otherwise legal gringo tourists who did not have their passport on them. An easy going friend of mine was jailed for several hours until he was allowed to return to his hotel room and show his valid passport and recent entry stamp.
Additionally foreign girls who overstayed their visas were arrested, jailed and are expected to be fined and deported. I guess their potential career with the Citibank executive training program is doomed due to a criminal record :-)
Raids were also conducted at several other tourist destinations in the country at the same time.
The Costa Rica police now claim that all tourists must have their valid passports with entry stamps less than 90 days old on their person at all times, or a certified copy, certified by a Co$ta Rican lawyer.
I guess that means after entering the country I must take a cab to my hotel, check in, go to a bank or casino to change my money, go to a store to buy bottled water, and then go to a lawyer to get a certified copy of my passport and entry stamp before I do tourist stuff.

I must reconsider coming to Costa Rica.
I understand that Rio and Bangkok are tourist friendly.

[Shamas]

4th of July long weekend.

Got my ticket with Delta, ETA SJO, 1225p, Thursday 3 July, ETD, 2p Monday, 7 July.

The place will be packed, don't wait and miss out on the fun.

All the bangs won't be firecrackers, it's us doing our patriotic duty to support the ladies of SJO.

Hope to see a town full of brother mongers.

Shamas

[WillySP]

Gringo Tim
Sounds like the same Diana, she did have a great rack, but I scored her low because of the overall experience. Most of the women were great and provided a wonderful time, she was by far the worst of my choices.

John Holmes
You will greatly enjoy New Fantasy, expect to pay 14000 for an hour, you will be able to get full service. They have a great selection of women, and everyone I was with provided excellant service, you can search back for my report to get some names.
I usually went just after they opened or a hour or so before they closed so I didn't have the customer problem Maverick207 spoke of.

[snapper]

Senior Qucterra, does the Morzan Hotel have a web site? Is the rate still 35.00 US, plus tax, and the extra guest free?

I am planning another trip there, but will not not stay at the Del Rey again, ripped off to many times in this place.

Looking forward to your reply

Thanks..

[Maverick207]

DAY 4 - Sunday
We went to new fantasy - was closed.

We went to IDEM - was closed

We went to EROS - open but limited selection so we passed.
We ended up back at Blue Marlin but on a rainy Sunday afternoon - slim pickings.

I finally saw after a couple hours this cute blonde tica. I struck up a conversation with her and found out she was a school teacher (WOW). Long story short. She gave me a BBBJ with some coaxing on my part, a nice long 2 hour love session and was GFE all the way. She really appreciated the amount of times I got her off and I need to move to Costa Rica because I think my skills work better on Latin women than American women, but overall a $80 3hour fun fest that I enjoyed greatly. Anyway, after dinner we hit El Pueblo again (you see a consistency huh.) Sunday is good since all the ticas go to relax and I met this cute blonde tica who I ended up making out with.
All in all, my first trip was superb because I did what some veterans told me - pace yourself, be nice to the girls, and get out of the gulch. I felt that even in the gulch you can live like a king but I enjoyed the whole experience. I definitely gotta make it back soon.

[Maverick207]

Day 3 - Saturday
This is party night and we were definitely going out of the GULCH today. We woke up had breakfast at the News CAfe (BTW - eat there just for the view of the TICA's running around town). We went to New Fantasy but it was packed with gringos and not good selection so we took a taxi to San Pedro Mall. If you are even half way charming and have command of the spanish language - YOU CANNOT FAIL. I speak no Spanish and I am about 29, handsome, but no Brad Pitt, and I got over 10 phone numbers from local girls - ages 19 - 25. They love a guy who is confident and most of all courteous. We ended up going back to the Blue Marlin and I picked up 2 girls who my buddies ended up stealing from me, but I got this hot Columbian who I took to my room - she did insist on a CBJ but was very,very good. I was very pleased and only paid $60. SHe also allowed me to take pictures and overall was a GFE experience. We later on went to El Pueblo and I was able to meet some of the girls from the mall. Just made out with some of them but still a great experience. Also a tip for you guys (bring trojans or your favorite brand of condoms, the condoms i picked up from costa rica (DUREX) are awful - it numbs the sensation and took me forever to ejaculate. Next time I will go TROJAN.

[Maverick207]

Day 2
Get up early to take a tour of the volcano Poas and some other crap. It is good since you get to see much of the country but it was from 7 am - 7 pm (long day) Anyway get back, sleep, shower and get ready for the Blue Marlin. We go in and I meet a Nicaraguan girl. she is cute and my buddies find some other girls to go out with. We all go to el pueblo and dance with the girls. The Ticas love dancing. Treat them with respect and show them a good time and they will extend their time with you con gusto. After I got this nica back to my room I realized why she wanted only $50 for the whole night. My 4 tequila shots numbed my senses and couldn't see her fatty tummy. I still tried with her but "sorry guys" that tummy turned me off. I shoved her out the door after paying her and had a long nap. ZZZZZZ

[Maverick207]

My first trip to the Land of the Ticas

My trip was between May 22nd and May 26th.

DAY 1
I landed and the first thing I noticed in my taxi ride to the hotel (Hotel Presidente) were the amazing women who reside in San Jose. I was awestruck at the beauty and phenomenal bodies that these Tica's possessed. As soon as I checked in, I met my buddy and we went to the bank to exchange money. We could not believe the beautiful women in the streets and believe it or not they are so friendly if you talk to them. I got the phone number of the bank teller although my Spanish is very limited (at best). I had received a e-mail of a local tica someone had given me so I called her up and set up an appointment. She came around 7 pm - met me at the News Cafe at the Presidente and we shared a drink and seemed to hit it off. This is one of the most beautiful women I have seen. Physically she is slim, 5'6", pretty but she spoke perfect english and had a great personality. GFE all the way. After finishing a 3hr session, My buddies and I hit El Pueblo where a lot of the local girls are there. We had fun dancing and then called it a night.

[John Holmes]

Hola Guys,

I have been reading the forum for quite some time and just joined. I am heading to San Jose and looking for more info on the New Fantasy Massage. How far will the girls go beyond a hand job and what can I expect to pay. I am looking forward to meeting Wanda since she has so many great reviews.

John

[Gringo Tim]

WillySP...

I think I had the Diana you mentioned. Iin your trip report during my last trip in January. The Diana I had was
a Tica, about 28 to 30 years old, maybe
5'4", shoulder-length dark brown hair,
great chest, spoke a lot of English,
and had somewhat squinted/slanted
eyes. Same chica?
Anyway...I remember seeing her at the BM on several previous trips, so in
January, upon seeing that nice rack,
I figured that I just had to have a session with her. Like you stated, it was a bad
choice. She asked for the money first.
I refused...told her after! I paid $80.
She said no kissing...no GFE. Was all business. No enthusiasm at all!
Like in your case, she wanted extra
money for a taxi. Said no way!
I would rate her body a little higher
than you did though...maybe an
'8', just because of her chest.

[Doc Bill]

I went to Costa Rica for the first time two years ago. I had a blast. I'm thinking of going back and wondering if anything has changed? Are there any new places I should check out? This place called the New Fantasy seems to get good reviews, I don't think it was there my las trip. Any recommendations would be appreciated. I would probably stay again at the Presidente, I liked it and there is no guest fee.

One more question: Any suggestions on how to find a real girfriend there, not just a strictly working girl?

Thanks, guys, and I promise a full report when I get back!

EDITOR's NOTE: I took a few minutes to revise the capitalization and punctuation in this report. However, I would very much appreciate it if everyone could refrain from using the "chat room" style of writing with no caps or punctuation. Thanks!

[Doc Bill]

Originally posted by biggy69
Well I am heading down to CR next week (June 5-9) and I am really trying to stay at the Del Rey. For whatever reason I am striking out and I was wondering if anyone else has had a similar situation. I have called a couple of places on the net and I have been getting every from they know longer accept reservations from us to they are sold out (could be the case). Anyhow as I keep trying a found one place that claimed they may be able to get me in at $67 a night. I guess the place appeals to me because of the Blue Marlin Bar and all of the woman that hang out there. A close second is the Presdidente but it doesn't look like they have a Blue Marlin type of bar. Wondering everyone’s thought......

For the record I enjoy a woman that can perform anal every now and then. I have never been to CR before but I have been to Bangkok a couple of times and it seemed like about 10% would perform the act. I am wondering if anyone has had any luck with the Cola?

Also if anyone is going to be down there (June 5-9) and wants to get together let me know.

I think staying at the BM is a rip off. You have to pay a fee, I think it's ten bucks, everytime you bring a girl up to your room. I was much happier at the Presidente, where I could bring girls, it's just a block away from the bm, friendly staff, and no fee for guests.

EDITOR's NOTE: I took a few minutes to revise the capitalization and punctuation in this report. However, I would very much appreciate it if everyone could refrain from using the "chat room" style of writing with no caps or punctuation. Thanks!

[Biggy69]

Thanks for all of the information !! I am looking forward to comparing it to Thailand although I hear that there is nowhere else in the world that will ever compare.

Well I finally made it in to the Del Rey and I am looking forward to doing a little pink snapper fishing as Don Gordo says. I have to tell everyone that Club ****** is an excellent source of information. It takes time to sift through it but it was exactly what I was looking for considering this is my first trip to CR.

As it stands I am looking forward to the Park hotel show on Friday night. Does anyone else have any recommendations on shows? I understand the strip clubs are out.

Also what is everyone’s experience on guests that spend the night? In Thailand it was referred to as long time versus short time. Reading all of the posts it seems like the woman are more short time. Is this true for the most part ticas? It is always nice to wake up and take care of things first thing in the morning. I hear if you are lucky enough to find a tica that spends the night it will typically run you around $100 after negotiations.