San Jose - 2003 Reports

[Shamas]

Mongo

Try Rosario at 747. She's not ugly but not a spring chicken either. Jocelyn's is supposed to be good. The Park Hotel has a few good looking girls and a bunch who aren't. Some of the UFOs are really nice ladies who are very cost effective. I went to the Pension place with Giatano and we left quicker than we went in. Cheap as hell but the girls weren't up to that standard.

There are many places listed on Lumps Map that are inexpensive, cruise them all and pick if one rocks your boat.

[Mongo]

Has anybody tried the cheaper massage places? Looks are unimportant to me, so I don't care if the provider is fat. Toothless may be a plus. A skilled fellatio practitioner if a gem no matter her looks.

A while back some one mentioned a place called the Pension I think. Anyone been there lately?


You are right. I am a cheap sob. So you know how I feel about paying $100/hour.


How about Saturday night at the Park Hotel? That still going strong?


This board is the greatest.

[WillySP]

You can also try www.dongordo.com, there is a link to the map on this site. New Fantasy is a black dot as I believe that denotes a new place.

[JustGotBack]

Originally posted by El Chavo
justgotback,

Here is the correct URL for lumps map.

http://lumpsluvscostarica.homestead.com/map.html

Thanks. I wonder why New Fantasy Massage is a black instead of a red dot?

[Shamas]

Lumps map

When you get to the lumpsluvscostarica.home-----, I got 8 pics, plus Home Page (select), on this page is Lumps 2001 trip report and the Map of San Jose area is high lighted. Sorry for not including this part.

Shamas

[El Chavo]

justgotback,

Here is the correct URL for lumps map.

http://lumpsluvscostarica.homestead.com/map.html

[JustGotBack]

Originally posted by Shamas
[All newbies, matter of fact all of us need a copy. So many places to go, so much info, all for free.

lumpsluvscostarica.homestead.com
Shamas [/i]

Huh? I went to that website all that was there were 3 little pictures of what looks like a funky new age chair.

[Maverick207]

Originally posted by Sex_God
Please if someone can post a summary of rates, guest policies, location etc and do brief comparison of each for -->

Hotel Morazon
Hotel Del Rey
Hotel Presidente

These are the following review IMHO of these hotels

Presidente – website http://www.hotel-presidente.com/
I stayed here on my visit so I am slightly biased towards them…

Pros:
Reasonable Prices
Friendly Staff
No Guest Fee
Excellent Breakfast
Their restaurant (NewsCafe) is excellent dining and has a great view of the chicas walking in the street (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED)
Maids are nice an accommodating.
Rooms are clean
Walking distance to Blue Marlin and New Fantasy
Very close to downtown San Jose – can walk in the afternoon and take in the sites. - CHICAS

Cons:
Not allowed more than one guests

Morazan – website http://www.1costaricalink.com/eng/hotels/hots/crmorazan/home.htm
My friend stayed here

Pros:
No guest limit in your room (Menage-a-trois possibility)
Clean Rooms
Friendly Staff
Reasonable Rates
Casino on premises
Walking distance to Blue Marlin and New Fantasy

Cons:
$5.00 per guest charge
Breakfast not as good as at NewsCafe and site not as good for looking at chicas

Del Rey – website http://www.hoteldelrey.com/bluemarlin/index.html
Pros:
Like Wal-Mart – go downstairs and pick up a girl at the Blue Marlin
No limit on guests in your room
Restaurant and Casino on premises
Walking distance New Fantasy

Cons:
$10.00 per guest charge
Rooms are a little pricier than other 2 hotels.

This hotel is a mongering hotel (EVERYONE knows it) No NON-PRO girl you pick up at the clubs or the malls will want to come back here but at Presidente they may since that hotel is on tourism sites for mongers as well as other “legitimate” tourists


Here is another one I found. Have no review of this place but someone said it is good and guest friendly http://www.apartotel-lasabana.com/

Remember to always take a taxi at night.

Enjoy.

Maverick

[Afinidad]

I wish to sincerely thank all contributors to this subject for making my two recent San Jose trips quite enjoyable. As a general rule these ladies beat American sex workers hands down. Yes, many will try to hustle you, goes with the territory, but I never had this sense that if I did not bow down and kiss their feet that a pack of bouncers were waiting to give me a new face. That is refreshing to say the least. Most really appreciate the American tourist.

I wish to revive the "$100 issue" as it relates to the Blue Marlin. Those that pay and defend paying this for one pop/ one hour, the standard asking arrangment, I suggest you reconsider. Yes, some chicas hold it there, but interestingly, I have seen many of these stand around all night and leave, quite possibly home to bed without making a dime. May well be a pride thing, not a product of themselves, but of ill-advised gringo influence. Well, $100 may be a good deal compared to America, but what isn`t? lol It is not a matter of who is or is not a tightwad, but it is a matter of spoiling and Americanizing the chicas. They will only turn more snobby, ask for even more money (ready for $150 a pop?), all while the level of service declines. On three occasions I took 9s/10s out of the Blue Marlin for $50. One was hands down the best looking girl in the bar at the time. And yes, they all initially wanted $100. On another occasion I took out a chica that was actually the finest one I ever have seen in there, $100 TLN (8 hours). I took many others out of the Blue Marlin and not once did I yield to their $100/one hour request, and I was usually shooting for the best of the crop. Those in the middle ranges will go for $50, no problem. There is no need to turn this place into a high priced, look at me, yuppie singles bar. You can find plenty of that at home. Please let Central America be Central America.

Also, I suggest never paying the girls from the bar in advance. That is not customary but some are starting to get "Americanized" in this regard. Assure them, but make them earn their colones first. Otherwise, many of their minds will be on the door. I called off a few deals because they would not bend on this issue. No regrets.

My take on the spots:

Blue Marlin. It is very good if played right. There are some jewels around, a good flux of new ones in and out. I ditto what others have said, spend some time talking to the girl before deciding to take her out.

747. The one I choose was great looking, an easy 9, slim, cute, 20 years old. Not real enthused but at 5000 colones ($12.50), who cares! I went for a second round and will look for her again.

New Fantasy. Great value, 14,000 colones ($35), very good service and extras (steam and sauna). One gave me a wonderful BJ in the steam room. I highly recommend this. Qualitywise, below the best at the Blue Marlin, though there may be some exceptions that I missed. Try Alaska and Cada.

IDEM. I apologize as names have escaped me. There is an overall quality jump upwards here from New Fantasy. In fact you will find some equal to the top rung at the Blue Marlin. Chose three here, very much enjoyed them all. Some have complained about the rooms here. I noticed no real problem. Sheets were clean, pillows just right, beds worked fine for the deed. That is what I was there for. :-) Look to spend around $50 total, plus a tip which these kind ladies will surely earn. And Roberto is a good guy.

Thanks again gentlemen, could not have done it without you. Look for further contributions, and if I can assist anyone, do not hesitate to call on me.

Afinidad

[Shamas]

Yea thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of the gulch, I shall fear not, for I have Lumps Map. It guideth me and makeist me to lay down with pretty Ticas.

All newbies, matter of fact all of us need a copy. So many places to go, so much info, all for free.

lumpsluvscostarica.homestead.com

Jackson, hope you don't mind the thread, the map is priceless and a must have idem :-) for all of us.

Shamas

[Shamas]

Mongo,

Your only 100mts from New Fantasy. It's down the hill and on the same side of A9 as Hemmingway. I don't think H'way is guest friendly, ask. Your also on the other side of Morazon Park from the BM, KL and the rest of gulch, do NOT cross the park after dark and alone, some TVs prowl the area looking for an easy mark to mug. Two TVs, one made up like an old street lady (she/he did the set up) mugged an experienced brother and many others have reported attempts and harrowing experiences in this area. During the day it's safe as can be and a nice place, but not when the sun goes down. Take a cab, give the dude 500c and you'll both be happy and on the other side in a minute.

Snooky

Just read your posting on the other board, fully understand and support. This and the other board are such good places for us to swap info. Why can't we all just get along, and screw our brains out.

Hotels (sorry don't remember you handle)

Holiday Inn, if your a regular (HI card holder) the price isn't that high, but the most expensive of your choices. DR has a $10 per guest charge, factor this into your budget (can easily surpass the HI). Presidente has a one guest at a time rule, if your into multiple ladies you'll have to have some friends sign them in as their guests. Morazon has a bad reputation for not honoring thier reservations, other than that the best value. I like the Prez, so many good things. HI will be the most civilized, the other three can turn into big parties. One night I thought I heard someone trying to bore though the wall into my room, turned out to be multiple dildos in harmony.

One thing about the HI, it's across Morazon Park from the BM, KL and other fishing holes. Read my posting above to Mongo about the park.

July 4th weekend is getting close, hope to see some of you guys there. Looks we'll be meeting at the News Cafe around 9am for mongers breakfast, I'll be stopping by for coffee and tica pie news. I'll also hit Jocelyns in the early afternoon.

Shamas

[Qncterra]

See earlier posts in May/June from me and others. I would personally scratch the Holiday for all the reasons, scratch Del Rey just because, unless it's your first trip. only seriously coonsider the Presidente and Morazan.

[Sex_God]

Please if someone can post a summary of rates, guest policies, location etc and do brief comparison of each for -->

Holiday Inn
Hotel Morazon
Hotel Del Rey
Hotel Presidente

it will help us all make a decision about where to stay. These hotels are very close within the Del Rey, Blue Marlin area and casinos. Add more hotels if you like, but these ar the ones that I know of and I want to hear what other visitors have to say about this list.

Sex_God

[Snooky]

I've read on other boards where Arte Sauna is being gutted. They got busted for having illegal alien workers on premises.

I also read the AM Costa Rica thing too. But I think it would be wise to have a passport on you at all times.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Well they seem to be waffling on the passport requirement. Reports in the local English paper say that the extension for using the tourist cards has been extended for 6 months.

See the amcostarica or tico times daily papers earlier this week for more details.

I would, of course, recommend having a passport.