San Jose - 2003 Reports

[A Toda Maquina]

That's right ,Dont go for the $100.00 gig , The average price for a lay down southshould'nt be over $15.00 -20.00(seriously) A banana picker down south makes anywhere from $8.00 - $12.00 a day ., So I guess some tourist with a woody gets quoated $100.00 for FS and goes for it ,that sets the price average for snatch . And be for real . Why even let some chic know you got $100.00 . I want to see some awesome postings !!!! And soon Too... Later

[Shamas]

Megu P

As far as hooking up with a girl for an extended trip this can be an excellent trip or it can end up in the crapper. I would strongly suggest you try her out and spend time with her before taking off for the hills. I'm not a Blue Marlin fan (as stated many times), some of the girls have an attitude lurking just under that thin vaneer of beauty. Shop with caution. As others have stated, please don't go for the $100 deals. Also remember the three rules of mongering. 1. Never pay up front. 2. Always agree ahead of time on everything you want. 3. Remember the first two rules.

One of the other guys hit on a good point, the harder a girl comes on to you, the better the chances are your not going to have a good time with her. Don't let them know your really interested in them either. Don Gordo just pulls out some Colones and asks "who wants to make some money?"

Dino had a reallllly hot Columbian babe this past trip. She doesn't show up at the BM till around midnight. I guess she's overstayed her visa.

Many good places have been mentioned below plus BM & Key Largo. A new massage operation just opened, Oasis. There is also a strip club out in San Padro, d'something. It's the only strip club in town with a decent reputation and decent prices. I'll look up the spelling and get back. They have lesbian shows and the costs are lower than the Park Hotel show and the girl quality is much higher.

Don Gordo has his own web site, dongordo dot com, look it up. He has many good pics and a link to Lump map of SJO. Lumps map is a must have for all mongers.

Shamas

[Mistalava]

Thanks Jaimito. I appreciate the info. Good to know that there aren't any unusual closures. I've had the unfortunate experience of being in Asia when there were weeklong national holidays that leave the mongers high and dry with service providers going home for even longer than a week. Nice to know that no such situation exists in CR.

[KYJ]

Jamito- Re Club 40:
You are correct and I was mistaken. I was thinking of the Tentaciones strip club as being the rip off. Club 40 is a nice low key bar east of Jocelyns. Both on Avenue 7 between Calle 0/1 and 3/5. Both are primarily Tico places with nice low key reasonable cost companions. Best if you speak some Spanish and last month, Jocelyns had lost its alcohol license so you better like CocaCola. There are some gems among the rough stones there.
Note to Gringos...do not go into either of these places with an attitude or expecting Blue Marlin type Colombian girls. Be cool and be nice. It will get you everything.

[Megu Pechu]

Muy aprecio, Player 2. Pimsleur es bueno, si, pero soy estúpido.

I'll be glad when I've had my couple weeks of pura vida and can begin to sort out the fantasies from the realities. Any place where there is no military, and few prohibitions against responsible sex, is my kind of place. I only hope it all lasts long enough for me to figure out how to retire there.

I've heard the US is meddling with immigration down there, causing headaches for the girls who's visitor's status is not totally up to date. The mighty Christian oppressors trying to ruin every corner of the world they can possbily reach. Hey, I can criticize because it's my country.

Maybe there is a kind of turismo sexual that will work in CR and keep it different from all the other overrun rats nests of the world. Could even change the world, or am I dreaming.

Soño estoy en paraÃ_so.
Sonreo. Lo beso. Ha desaparaciado.

Megu

[Play2]

Megu, if money isn't a major issue, you should do pretty well at the Blue Marlin - as far as looks go; there are some major-league stunners there. Here are a few keys that you should adhere to when 'fishing' at BM:

(1) Try to find the girl that isn't really mingling with the others. It's best to find one who is not a regular, who - perhaps - is a student who infrequently goes to BM for some extra cash.

(2) Even if you have sufficient cash, it's best to get a reasonable deal at BM. Say 'no' to "wan-hundreed doh-lars" ... and stick firm to a 20/30-k colones. They'll realize that you're not to 'be had.'

(3) Even if you're staying there for only a week, tell them that you'll be there for 'weeks/months' and will be returning for sure.

(4) Speak some Spanish ... especially if you're interested in seeing a bit of the country with the girl. Pimsleur language lessons are the best.

(5) No - you are NOT married. No - you do NOT frequent the Blue Marlin. That's what they want to hear ... in looking for someone of potential boyfriend/cash-tool prospects.

(6) Find a TICA.

(7) Rather than offering to pay her way to go to places like Arenal or other touristy destinations, ask her what she'd want to do. You could make a true adventure out of this and see some places that you would not have had a chance to see if you went with a Tica.

I spent a week in Quepos/San Jose with a Tica who told me that (supposedly) she had only worked at Blue Marlin twice ... although I sincerely suspect otherwise. She was the second girl that I hooked with at the BM, and toured San Jose's clubs, the countryside of CR, and Quepos and the beach area. I stayed at the girl's home and her friends' homes as we traveled as well ... she'd even insist on paying at certain points. And ... of course, I had play numerous times a day for free (only time I payed was the first time). Although this was my first visit to CR, from what I've read, this isn't necessarily the norm, but it can be had. Just hook up and, after a session at your place, ask her what she had planned for the rest of the week and if she wanted to hang with you. The clubs at "El Pueblo" in San Jose would be a great start. Also, it's important to make friends with her friends (guys and girls) and even her family. You never know ... but you may be able to meet another fine(r) Tica along the way ...

Of interest ... though ... I did notice how she had pics of about a dozen other different gringos at her home.

Don't get me wrong - but it wasn't all fun and games. For example, with her friends in Quepos, I also had to endure seeing a couple girl-girl/half-drunken cat-fights, and some of her friends passing around a bag of the white powder. Nonetheless, it was an amazing experience ...


I should probably get together a better trip report when I get the time.

[Jaimito Cartero]

KYJ - I read some of your reports about different places, and I'd ask for a bit of clarification. I've been to most of the ones you list, and I don't see why you say Club 40 is a rip-off?

I went early this year, and while I don't think it's great, and the rooms upstairs reminded me of Tijuana, for the money it was fine.

Also, while VIPS Molino Rojo (Which I assume you're referring to) is a more Tico place, I've almost always had some good times there. Especially for the budget minded.

[Jaimito Cartero]

At the beginning of December, most employees get their bonus (aguinaldo, I think) for the year. While most girls don't get this check, they may take off in mid December, and not come back for 3 or 4 weeks.

I looked on one guide I use, and I don't see any other "major" holidays until Christmas.

[Mistalava]

I am planning to visit CR within the next couple of months. Just a short R&R trip for a few days. Any holidays (aside from the obvious ones like Xmas) when the fun places close up and the chicas head for home? I've spent quite a bit of time in China over the past three years and have learned to plan around this.

By the way, this is a great board. All of the info here will make the trip a no-brainer for anyone with a taste for mongering. I will reciprocate with a detailed report of the debauchery.

[Megu Pechu]

Nice to see the Shamas report. Hope the other 30 mongers will report in soon. I have a question for you gentlemen.

Planning first trip to CR in a couple months. After reading through so many great reports I'm itching to get my ass grabbed by some of these lovely ticas.

I see some have success picking up a beauty in SJ and going out into the country with her. Some other's had less success. Any good tips for finding the right kind of professional woman and keeping her happy for a few days of adventure/lovemaking in a resort area?

Also, any opinions on where to find the hands down most beautiful girls for a once in a lifetime experience? Obviously, bargain pricing is not the object in this case, but can't risk a total strikeout either. Is BM the best spot for this kind of, ya know, fishing for the big one?

Megu Pechu

[Shamas]

Trip report

Got in on Thursday with Ace, SandRabbit & Horsetrader all on Delta.

Checked in the Royal Dutch, got a small room w/poor AC. About 45 minutes later, Helena called and had the day shift desk guy come up and move me to a larger room. Second room was very large, 2 king beds with plenty of space all around them.

Moved to the Presidente when rooms opened up. Ace and myself got new rooms and used them with gusto.

Firday afternoon we had the massing of the mongers, Ace, DonGordo, Acatman, Dino, Jeffnew, Gamlinman, TMan and about 25 others showed up. Sandrabbit did hop in and out quickly, can't blame him a bit.

Saw my three favorites, E, A & R, all three are so pretty and relaxed, mi amigos. Had a date with LB for the first time, she's a good ole gal, no beauty but has a golden heart and really really gets into her service. Found out that her sister S was open for a visit so had both of them come by a few days later.

Had meals with E, R and Y at the News Cafe, quite nice :-)

Also met Y, A's cousin. Great looks and gives an excellent professional massage. Will massage every muscle and will bbbj and titty massage. Very active tongue that really knows where to flick and lick. Saw her a total of six times.

Got the news on Oasis, but never had a chance to check it out.

Went to d'whateveritis strip club it's much better than the Park show. I will go back.

Speaking of the Park Hotel, I went there a few afternoons, saw An there, she's one of Ace's favorites. She's a sweetie who I need to see. I spent a few hours there each time and always saw a few really hot babes. Night time is different, wild M is a sight to see, a spark plug who will ignite the whole place. At the Friday night show, two guys who were celebrating their birthdays got free bbbj at the bar. Haaaappy Birrrrthdayyyyyyy

The New York Bar was a nice place to slosh down a few beers. Met J there, he's a great Irishman with a voice that was absolutely great to listen to. Got to hear Don Gordo sing My Way, he's better than Old Blue Eyes ever was.

Going back again and again

Shamas

[DonGordo]

Re: Oasis

I just posted a couple of photos from Oasis on the new photo page.

DG

[Ace00]

The reports about the new Oasis are correct. Good alternative place. Since the expansion I do not think the New Fantasy is too crowded but that is a matter of opinion. I like it.

Do not forget about the 747 and the next door purple place at about 6000 to 10000 colones. Opens before "lunch" for your daytime pleasure.

[Coxslinger]

I have recently learned of a relatively new place in San Joese called "Oasis Massage."

It is accross the street from Machu Pichu resurant. The street might be Paseo Colon, but I'm not sure. Anyway, the place appears to be above average and clean. Full service is quoted at 10,000 colones (about $25US).

I was told that New Fantasy is becoming way too popular and other locations will become more convienient. Has anyone been to Oasis who can comment?

Coxslinger

[SandRabbit]

it was another great trip to CR, got to meet & see some great guys, shamas, ace, foxhunter, DG, mexpat, g-man and others. didn't get a chance to meet everyone, but the rabbitman had a special chica he needed to see, over & over & over!!!!