AMPs in other areas of Dubai

[Languine]

What the Dickens are you on about fella!?

Duck feet is the feet is point sideways. If you follow she Up stairs, you will see this boss.

I am not allow say name. LOL.

[ArmyStock]

Hi guys,

I have explored a few voucher deals in some AMP off late to downsize budget on mongering due to prevailing scenario. I must add the experience has always been poor and I have realized that since what you will get is always a suspense, they eventually result in same expense as going to AMP without a voucher. Most of the AMP will not allow you to choose a girl on the voucher and always push a old non-performing ones to you as she might never be picked otherwise. You are so frustrated to see such a girl that you just do not feel like going any further with extras. In some cases the massage may be good also. But still if you do not get a good release then half the fun is lost.

Surprisingly one of the site is now showing a voucher for SS spa. As the forum has gone silent on this location, I am not sure if any of the earlier Gems are still there.

I now intend to stick to the recommended for full paid spas where in you can atleast choose what you are getting.

Cheers,

SS.

I think I can agree to this more than 100%. The voucher deals are always crappy. Its always best to go to some places with recommendations from members here. Its been few years since I joined ISG but one thing I have to say is WTF is wrong with all the people who are paying such high prices. I know you make a lot of money and you need to spend it some where. But anything above 500 (expense) you need to take the damn girl home and bang her over night. And make her make you cum like a min of 2-3 times. Ok so I don't want to over exaggerate but this is for any girl who is in the range of 5-6/10. For a 7/10 its 800. And for 8/10 its 1000. I have no idea for rates above 8/10.

And here our fine dudes are paying 300 for 5 min HJ / BJ. When you pay this also do think how much you tip the barber who fiddles with your hair for 20 min (AED 10 or nill).

I know this over paying thing has discussed here many times but I just wanted to say it again.

[Languine]

Hi Languine,

I suggest you stop wasting your tome & money at happy valley. As others have said there are many other places in Dubai that are cheaper and give better services. Also thank you for sharing your experience with these girls. Some people will say it is wrong to name and shame the girls but if they give you bad service then you come to the right place to complain.

ISG is a place for people to write a review about their experiences. If a girl gives you a bad experience then you should post here. Other people can then benefit from your report. If others have a different experience then you then let them write their own reports. Users of ISG should be smart enough to read all the reviews both goood and bad before deciding to visit any WG or MP etc.

I by mistake mention first name and some people are go mad about that. But in India forum you can mention the name. I make sorry mistake about this one.

Really I am wish to tell people that mrs see is up and down and for customer this is confusion. If you are pay 600 dhs then it's not good for customer to have confused. I am not trying to say bad things.

This has been fruitful experience yaah. Maybe now I will not return to happy valley if I only allow say good thing, even mummji is give to me 5000 dhs gift and I can afford many blowjob.

Also I don't have the BO.

[Member #4551]

We have a Massage Republic thread and in the last month or so it seems that the vast majority of posts are related to happy valley and I am tired of reading the same thing over and over. The purpose of my rant today is and I want to start by giving you all some information. All the girls in Happy Valley know about ISG and read it regularly. Even V ex steps told me the she and most Thai MP girls read it all the time.

And here is the part that will surprise some of you. Most girls even know who ISG users are based on their reports. The girls share way way more information about us than we do about them! So guys wake up and realize that the have girls have a well oiled cartel and have manipulated everyone into paying higher prices than pretty much everywhere else in Dubai. Obviously if you are "happy" to pay the extortionate prices then good for you but please don't force the rest of us to listen to the same story over and over. It is already creating animosity with new members who just simply can't afford have. These new users maybe have been to Thailand and got similar girls for a lot less and cannot understand why they not getting the same level of service.

I don't know why members here are trying to be secretive protective with have girls as the very same have girls promote themselves everywhere all over social media. Through personal accounts, instagram, facebook etc. Not only that but they actively talk about their customers with other customers! You think they value your privacy? If you guys took time to see the lifestyle that some of these girls have, their parties on yachts etc. You would think different the next time they ask you for 300 for a HJ and give you princess attitude.

Now I do not want to be misunderstood. Well done to these girls for getting as much money as they can. After all most people who come to Dubai to make money! Gentlemen ISG is supposed to be for the benefit of its users to stop WG taking advantage.

Seriously, a separate thread!? No need in my opinion.

H. V (and its sub-brands) might just be flavor of the month. What could very easily happen is the owner and the new franchisees start flooding the market with outlets, until is becomes saturated and boring and punters determine for themselves that there are better options.

But for there to be better options, someone needs to do this concept better and then undercut prices. Eventually the masses will drift. The locals and certain other nationals can still keep paying AED1000 and upwards just for B2 be, and bestow untold gifts on the ladies if they wish to. And good luck to the ladies.

Point I'm trying to make is when I first came to live here, Crown & Lion was considered to be the only place to watch football or rugby. They did it well, and the place was rammed all the time. And they didn't mind charging with promos pretty non existent. Roll on a few years, it's not as lively as it was, and punters talk about McGettigans and Lock, Stock & Barrel as the places to go in and around this vicinity.

As for being secretive about the ladies!? If a credible member wants to PM me about a Miss XYZ, then I'll share, which is OK. But what I won't do in a public forum is mention the lady by name, or deliberately highlight her Instagram handle. Agreed most of them are flaunting it anyway in social media, but same time they're not exactly stating what services are on offer in the graphical detail that we do on here.

[Member #4551]

Today was a bit of a double header.

Having reported on a teatime treat at a Jolly place franchise in Barsha, and scoring it a lowly 5/10 for massage and 5/10 for BBBJ, I really needed a dinner time treat. First time I've ever done two tricks in one day.

Side note before I continue: Sorry IAintSpecial, but I do feel my contributions are valuable to the whole ISG community, and I'm not sure I agree that my particular posts are repetitive. Similar theme, but there's quite a bit of variety (various Jolly places, Megaboobs, Miss K. Tecom, good few outcalls, Steps). The defense rests.

Anyway, getting back on track.

Remembering MrSkeeperNut's cracking recent report on Miss A at the beach, and being within a hop, skip and a jump of her place, I called to book and was there in 15 minutes.

Miss A was happy to see me, and reckoned it had been about 3 months since our last liaison. Her massage is exceptional, and she did the deep tissue kneading in the back with her elbows. She suggested the reason I was so stiff is because I haven't had a massage for a long time. LOL.

On the flip, nice deft touches. And she started caressing little Johnny. Very sensual. Then onto the main event.

What I like about this lady's BJs, is when she's ready, she just goes for it. No prep with damp towels, or wipes. Just 'action'. Not that I think she needs to clean me. Point being it's more of a GFE when the girl just goes for it! Slow build up, then a crescendo until climax. Skeeper's write up does her more justice, especially the bit about getting BJ tips from porn movies.

Scores:

BBBJ.

5/10 Barsha.

9/10 Beach.

Massage.

5/10 Barsha.

8/10 Beach.

Girl Attitude.

9/10 Barsha.

9/10 Beach.

Environment.

7/10 Barsha.

8/10 Beach. Bit too much noise in the eves. Wish spas would do a bit more on soundproofing.

OVERALL.

6. 5/10 Barsha.

8. 5/10 Beach.

Shockingly (in English money), I paid fifty quid to reception, and about sixty quid to the girl. Hope I don't end up inflating the market!! But as I've busted the bank, I think I'll stay in this weekend and watch a bit of football.

Grondig out.

[Member #4551]

Miss see has too much thickness in the middle part, so maybe not nice body if naked. Plus when I was follow her to go upstairs, I notice she has duck feet.

What the Dickens are you on about fella!?

[Member #4551]

During a PM exchange earlier this week (with a certain lady as the subject of our discussion) the member in question asked whether I was ever going to check out any new different places again, or If I was completely settled. LOL. I do like being a repeat customer of a couple of places. Just knowing what to expect and no surprises, and a great rapport with the ladies, but I did confirm that a certain new place had caught my eye on Instagram, and I intended to check it out.

This place is wedged between MoE and a large hypermarket and looking at the photos, it seems to be modeled on a particular chain, which I frequent and really ought to have a Loyalty Card by now.

I had a booking with Miss A at teatime. As soon as I parked up, I thought crikey, this is a bit out in the open! The spa is kerb-side amongst a row of shops, and if anyone knows the area, there's a lot of congestion and slow moving vehicles right here almost every day at teatime. It wasn't even dark, which would might have been helpful.

AED250 to reception, and Miss A was called to greet me. Now she looked early 20's in her Instagram pics, but most definitely mid to late 20's, but very pleasant to look at and huge barrocas under her standard issue uniform.

The spa is like a tardis, and must be 10 massage rooms. Simple decor, nice smell, mattress on the floor. Which I always prefer to the high operating tables. Mattresses are always more comfortable and I think help getting cosy with the lady.

Miss A had a pleasant demeanor from the start. Explained that the spa was an offshoot of Jolly place "same owner". He must have 12 of them by now. No complaints here, as for me it's a trusted brand.

Massage on my back, neck and shoulders was a good 7/10. Shredded the shorts completely and hoisted them up to my waist, and started on buttocks, inner thighs, legs, very enjoyable. For some reason on the flip, she was just going the motions simply tracing her hands up and down my legs, and arms, no pressure at all, therefore massage on the flip was more like 3/10.

I had a 'stalk on' since the shorts were shredded earlier, so naturally the question of extras came up. I didn't want to haggle, so explained that I have AED400 red ones in my wallet which she can have, and then it's up to her.

Reflex response "blowjob?" to which I graciously accepted.

BJ was not amazing. For some reason she was only sucking on the end with an almost. Vice like grip, which I've never experienced before. As the hooters hadn't made an appearance yet, I asked her to move sideways on so I could get access.

Despite it being dark, I'm sure I wasn't imagining that her puppies were a bit boxy, like they were squared off at the front. I was thinking, bad job, since for me she would have been 10 x more attractive if she didn't have those bolt-ONS. I would never make an issue of someone's physical attributes, but the shame of this is that they were man made this way. I hope one day she gets to correct the job.

The Thai Ministry of Health need to issue a circular to all young women thinking of getting implants, to check out MissC for the finest surgical sculpting of Whoppers I've ever seen. Big, but not too big, firm and upright, slightly upturned like puppies noses, and soft to the touch. And squishy if you want to play!!

I digress LOL.

Cum, no CIM. Clean up, and 5 minutes of a head massage.

Massage averaged out at 5/10.

Extras 5/10. I was offered B2 be, so there is more on offer here since guess.

Attitude: 9/10. Very nice and friendly.

Spa Ambiance / Decor: 8/10 a nice environment and large in-room showers.

WIR: maybe if I happen to be passing by.

It was harrowing as I walked out and the lady saying "See you again Mr Grondig", as I turned around to smile at her, I almost bumped into some fella on the sidewalk. But at least it was a little darker out.

BTW there's Russian massage option on the menu, but I haven't the foggiest what one of those is.

[Wicked Roger]

Buddy. Enough Already. Get the hint man. IF she or anyone else is going the extra miles for any of us and not for you clearly means that you just are not their type. Just because they are in this job doesn't mean that they have to do what you want. STOP naming the girls. STOP shaming them as well. And lastly STOP acting like a child by saying "xyz" named first. Having said that please MOVE ON. There are many other AMPS and even more girls. Just MOVE ON.

RGC.

Well said as I was reading this and thinking the same. Sometimes the monger is at fault not the girl so we should always ask ourselves that. If the lady won't budge for AED1000 then the monger is at fault IMHO, whether it be attitude, smell (aka BO) or other matters this is important as whether we pay whatever we pay they deserve some decent guys then the service improves and continues. Methinks the monger is at fault here.

[IAintSpecial]

Hi Languine,

I suggest you stop wasting your tome & money at happy valley. As others have said there are many other places in Dubai that are cheaper and give better services. Also thank you for sharing your experience with these girls. Some people will say it is wrong to name and shame the girls but if they give you bad service then you come to the right place to complain.

ISG is a place for people to write a review about their experiences. If a girl gives you a bad experience then you should post here. Other people can then benefit from your report. If others have a different experience then you then let them write their own reports. Users of ISG should be smart enough to read all the reviews both goood and bad before deciding to visit any WG or MP etc.

So again I go to see Miss see, near wadi wadi parks.

And after some times we are talking about blowjob and naughty. She tell me she will never do even for AEd10000 so I never offer to her my 1000 dhs like I was plan to.

Standard 200 dhs handy (not the full treatments) plus there was no Whoppers. But already I decide never to return only for Miss S after January. Miss see has too much thickness in the middle part, so maybe not nice body if naked. Plus when I was follow her to go upstairs, I notice she has duck feet.

[SagarSanan]

Hi guys,

I have explored a few voucher deals in some AMP off late to downsize budget on mongering due to prevailing scenario. I must add the experience has always been poor and I have realized that since what you will get is always a suspense, they eventually result in same expense as going to AMP without a voucher. Most of the AMP will not allow you to choose a girl on the voucher and always push a old non-performing ones to you as she might never be picked otherwise. You are so frustrated to see such a girl that you just do not feel like going any further with extras. In some cases the massage may be good also. But still if you do not get a good release then half the fun is lost.

Surprisingly one of the site is now showing a voucher for SS spa. As the forum has gone silent on this location, I am not sure if any of the earlier Gems are still there.

I now intend to stick to the recommended for full paid spas where in you can atleast choose what you are getting.

Cheers,

SS.

[IAintSpecial]

We have a Massage Republic thread and in the last month or so it seems that the vast majority of posts are related to happy valley and I am tired of reading the same thing over and over. The purpose of my rant today is and I want to start by giving you all some information. All the girls in Happy Valley know about ISG and read it regularly. Even V ex steps told me the she and most Thai MP girls read it all the time.

And here is the part that will surprise some of you. Most girls even know who ISG users are based on their reports. The girls share way way more information about us than we do about them! So guys wake up and realize that the have girls have a well oiled cartel and have manipulated everyone into paying higher prices than pretty much everywhere else in Dubai. Obviously if you are "happy" to pay the extortionate prices then good for you but please don't force the rest of us to listen to the same story over and over. It is already creating animosity with new members who just simply can't afford have. These new users maybe have been to Thailand and got similar girls for a lot less and cannot understand why they not getting the same level of service.

I don't know why members here are trying to be secretive protective with have girls as the very same have girls promote themselves everywhere all over social media. Through personal accounts, instagram, facebook etc. Not only that but they actively talk about their customers with other customers! You think they value your privacy? If you guys took time to see the lifestyle that some of these girls have, their parties on yachts etc. You would think different the next time they ask you for 300 for a HJ and give you princess attitude.

Now I do not want to be misunderstood. Well done to these girls for getting as much money as they can. After all most people who come to Dubai to make money! Gentlemen ISG is supposed to be for the benefit of its users to stop WG taking advantage.

[AUHumble]

You seem to be deeply rooted in your culture. Unfortunately.

Cheers.

Sahib.

Why are you saying bad words to me, I never said anything bad to you boss?

Also Tenali start first by mention Miss S by full names.

[RaulGc]

Buddy. Enough Already. Get the hint man. IF she or anyone else is going the extra miles for any of us and not for you clearly means that you just are not their type. Just because they are in this job doesn't mean that they have to do what you want. STOP naming the girls. STOP shaming them as well. And lastly STOP acting like a child by saying "xyz" named first. Having said that please MOVE ON. There are many other AMPS and even more girls. Just MOVE ON.

RGC.

So again I go to see Miss see, near wadi wadi parks.

And after some times we are talking about blowjob and naughty. She tell me she will never do even for AEd10000 so I never offer to her my 1000 dhs like I was plan to.

Standard 200 dhs handy (not the full treatments) plus there was no Whoppers. But already I decide never to return only for Miss S after January. Miss see has too much thickness in the middle part, so maybe not nice body if naked. Plus when I was follow her to go upstairs, I notice she has duck feet.

[Languine]

So again I go to see Miss see, near wadi wadi parks.

And after some times we are talking about blowjob and naughty. She tell me she will never do even for AEd10000 so I never offer to her my 1000 dhs like I was plan to.

Standard 200 dhs handy (not the full treatments) plus there was no Whoppers. But already I decide never to return only for Miss S after January. Miss see has too much thickness in the middle part, so maybe not nice body if naked. Plus when I was follow her to go upstairs, I notice she has duck feet.

[Languine]

You can probably roll your lended 1000 dhs and put the, where the sun does not enlight your body.

After naming her several times there is a good chance that she may disappear.

Why don't you put your own full name, telephone no and EID no into the headline?

Why are you saying bad words to me, I never said anything bad to you boss?

Also Tenali start first by mention Miss S by full names.