Vientiane

[Syzygies]

Have done a couple of border runs to Laos recently. Did not monger on either trip.

Am much more experienced in Thailand.

Firsly which city is best for mongering Vientiane (Wingjan) or LuangPhrabang, or some other city (with easy flight access or a good border crossing place). ?

I may slightly prefer southern Lao looks, but no big deal I guess.

How difficult is it to have a young girl go to your Hotel room in Laos? Does it depend greatly on the Hotel or which town?
I have been reading up on Vientiane Hotels and Mongering joints, so the question is more about variation across different cities.

E. g. I know a young girl lives in rural area close to Savanakhet. Would it be realistic for her to stay with me in my Hotel in Savanakhet? She is probably scared to be seen by locals that know her, so I maybe better to stay further away.

Sorry if the questions are a bit difficult to answer easily.

I do speak Thai and understand Laos moderately and can even read Lao script somewhat. So language barrier is not really there for me. If I went to Cambodia, obviously language barrier would be there.

I have no experience report in Laos as yet (many for Thailand), but aim to rectify that in the future.

[Amulpul]

Hello guys,

I am new to this place and have time only after 8 pm so someone please guide me about pick up bars here. It would be grateful as I don't have much time here will be only here for 3 days. I like to go with local or Chinese girl please suggest me the pick up bar.

[X Factor414]

Anyone have any intel on this place? Staying here a few nights and they have a spa. Also saw a few massage places up the street. Any intel on these would be great as well. Hard to communicate when I can't speak a word of Lao.

Thanks.

Tried a couple of parlors on that road. All legit and didn't offer anything extra. Matter of fact, the had you wear hospital looking pants which had string ties along the sides (similar to adidas tear away warm up pants). Also was given a top to wear that looked similar to hospital gown. Had a private room. Massage was below average with no hint of extras but I was fine with that because there weren't any attractive masseuses. They had on purple polo shirt with blue jeans. This was across the street from hotel and to the left if you're looking at street from hotel.

Also tried another place on same side of hotel but to the right. Only got the foot massage. Great foot massage.

Had a good experience at the hotel spa. Lots of Korean and Chinese visitors. PM for details.

[Negima]

Anyone have any intel on this place? Staying here a few nights and they have a spa. Also saw a few massage places up the street. Any intel on these would be great as well. Hard to communicate when I can't speak a word of Lao.

Thanks.

I never stayed at that hotel, but I know its a very popular hotel for tourist from China and Vietnam and also for foreigners doing Thailand visa run, so I doubt that the spa is anything like Vientiane Plaza, but I could be wrong.

As for the message places on the same road, all are real massage with shared room except the one that is hidden behind a bigger building, but I never got offer for extra on any of that places.

Radius 2 KM from that hotel, along the main street, there is a fck house with Viet girls open only at night time.

[X Factor414]

Anyone have any intel on this place? Staying here a few nights and they have a spa. Also saw a few massage places up the street. Any intel on these would be great as well. Hard to communicate when I can't speak a word of Lao.

Thanks.

[Chacal60]

As said by at InfoSeeker, its easier to get BBFS than BJ with Lao girls. My whole time in this country, more than 3 years, only once I got a BJ from Lao girl.

Viet girls is different story. If you go to the Plaza hotel, its parts of the SOP.

My experience is quite the opposite. I believe I wrote up my forays several years ago, but I got regular massage and oral from a MILF, but the one time I had her come to my room the FS reminded me only of how much I enjoyed her oral.

[Negima]

Thanks.

There is a massage place, mentioned on another site. One that sounds like what you shoot into space.

Good massage, and will do HJ, BJ, or FS. BJ is finish by hand.

As said by at InfoSeeker, its easier to get BBFS than BJ with Lao girls. My whole time in this country, more than 3 years, only once I got a BJ from Lao girl.

Viet girls is different story. If you go to the Plaza hotel, its parts of the SOP.

[Swpc10]

Thanks.

There is a massage place, mentioned on another site. One that sounds like what you shoot into space.

Good massage, and will do HJ, BJ, or FS. BJ is finish by hand.

[InfoSeeker]

Negima and Infoseeker, nice info. I can understand not naming names, but it makes it hard for others to find. .

And you seem to not be able to receive PMs. I would love some additional info, especially if you can point me to places in town for massage with BJ.

If you join, send my PM.

Thanks.

Hi there,

Massage with BJ is hard to find, and even harder to find consistently. I have actually never had both together despite trying. I know one guy that got lucky. Actually you are more likely to get BBFS CIP than CBJ which is weird given the risk profiles of each to the girl you would think the opposite. But Laos is the land that logic forgot.

Best to separate them. Go for a massage or go for boom boom / BJ. In the Massage you can ask the girl but they just will likely just want to give an expensive HJ for the price of a boom boom in the fuck shacks. Or a boom boom at double to triple the fuck shacks.

Viet girls are more likely to give a BJ, lao girls very rarely. But if you go in asking for a BJ even the Viet girls will want more money. Best to see if they start on it and if they do then try to get them to continue.

To try and get a BJ go to the Viet places on Sithong Road after 8:30 PM. There may be others I don't know about. Ask a tuk tuk driver to take you, if you negotiate with them they will take you to Sithong and wait for you to finish for 50,000 kip.

I'm still looking for elusive daytime action.

[Swpc10]

Negima and Infoseeker, nice info. I can understand not naming names, but it makes it hard for others to find. .

And you seem to not be able to receive PMs. I would love some additional info, especially if you can point me to places in town for massage with BJ.

If you join, send my PM.

Thanks.

[Seeko]

For those not wanting to deal with tuk-tuk in Vientiane, there's a local ridesharing app, called LOCA (https://www.loca.la/) There's no need for credit card; pay cash at drop-off. Local SIM is not required (I registered using my T-Mobile's free unlimited global roaming SMS & internet.) I couldn't get my visa card approved, so cash it was. Still, the app provided itemized receipt; useful for those claiming travel expenses. Unlike Uber / Lyft / Didi / Grab, the fare is an estimate when booked. The final price (in kips) is determined at drop-off, to account for actual distance traveled and time interval. So, I screen-capture the route & estimated fare before pressing Confirmation button, just in case.

During the day, there are half to a dozen drivers around old city area, but scarce after 10 pm. And, none available after 1 am. No big deal, since most places shutdown before midnight.

[Negima]

Hi Negima,

You certainly get far out of town on your expeditions.

This might have to do with me being single and live alone in this country, I figure I might as well take whatever it can offer. I have set my footprint between Luang Prabang to Campasak, but I think Vientiane is still in top 3 both in quantity and quality.

As for Tha Ngon, I never stay for long there but I think its more of a family oriented spot. I Believe Thalat is the same.

The two places you mentioned at the end of your post was quite famous few years back but the quality of the girls was declining so they were gone from the radar. Nice to hear that they're upping the game.

I think you don't need to worry too much about patrol. I believe they're looking for drugs and weapons. Three times already I saw the patrol did bodysearch around Sithong, but the girls at the houses, the guards, and the mongers don't seem to care.

Recently more Viet houses opened in Dongdok. I was trying Cityplex theatre, finished early at 8 PM and decided to stroll the area. Spotted 7 houses, I'm certain all are Viet. Funny thing is most of the houses have the rolling doors fully scrolled down so the girls look like some sexy prisoner in jail. Didn't try any of them but I'm very sure they are 150 K-ish.

[InfoSeeker]

Hi Negima,

You certainly get far out of town on your expeditions. I think the further out you go the cheaper and younger and sexier the girls will get. I wonder how Tha Ngon would be with all those restaurants on the river there must be many places to go for boom boom as well.

I went to the #4 and #5.

#4 Weeknight 7:00 PM had a Lao massage not successful getting extras, did not ask, since did not want girl assigned. Not many girls there maybe gone out for dinner. Massage OK.

#5 Saturday 2:00 PM went into this one and was surprised the girls sitting around very sexy drinking beer. I knew immediately upon entry this would be a good one. A girl was assigned (sexy and cute but a bit bigger than average build, a great attitude) and I went for the oil massage. Within five minutes she was rubbing all around my privates as the blood flow to that area increased and I moved her hand to stroke it and she was game. I asked her to come closer and started touching her. I asked how much for boom boom and she said 500,000 and I took of her clothes. BBFS very nice indeed. When I went out there were a couple more girls there giggling. They obviously knew what went on. Funny.

Sithong scare. Further out along Sithong Friday night at 10:00, past the two sex compounds I wrote about earlier. It was a busy night at the closer to town sex shacks many customers and girls looked tired so I was exploring for other places. On the right going towards the bus station there is a small cluster with a KTV with a couple of restaurants all with girls and they weren't busy. I go up to one place and the girl immediately says: See Gan bor? And shows me her phone with 150,000 kip on it. How could I say no? I would have picked her anyway beautiful girl, attitude and smile. Well worth the money, covered FS. Turns out she was actually Vietnamese. My friend had a great experience with his girl as well who was Lao. Anyway as we left my friend says there are police. I look across the road and see a police pick up truck parked there. WTF! Game over thoughts are going through my head. How much will this one cost me. I have obvious farang status and my friend is foreigner as well. I resign myself to my fate and just calmly put on my helmet get on motorbike and drive off the sidewalk pick up my friend and speed away as fast as I can. They luckily did not follow. Note to self to next time peek around on the road before leaving an establishment.

I also saw 4 or 5 massage places in that area of Sithong I must try.

You probably know about this one but recently I discovered a new place. On the main same road as #4 and #5 above. A hotel where you drive in the back and the two pimps open a window for you to view the many young beautiful pusao inside. The window resembled a McDonald's drive through window a little and I had a craving for some french fries. Guy said 300,000 KIP, not sure if that includes room. I tried to negotiate 150,000 but they would not accept. It was too late 1 AM and I had been drinking so I declined, but I'll definitely go back some other time. There is also a big KTV on that road next to Grand Hotel. I did a drive by. Looks very high end.

[Negima]

There are two garden style places, compounds really, with karaoke room, restaurant and open air covered drinking huts. They are about 2-3 km down Sithong Road after the busy intersection with the Mitsubishi dealership. Both are on the right going towards the bus station but before the two massage places mentioned by Negima, I think.

These two places indeed have better atmosphere and more discreet than the others. Well, to be frank, most of local mongers don't even know this section of the road. My Lao friends surprised when I told them about the existence of these fun places.

Actually if you explore the Sithong intersection, you will find that all 4 roads got fun places. The one opposite side of mitsubishi is rarely mentioned but you can find quite a few local establishment there.

Anyway, back to the massage scene, I found one massage with FS shop not far from donenouane / dongdok intersection. I went there around 6 PM and the shop is about to close already. A pretty lady with sexy outfit attend me to the private massage room which is spacious and equipped with a bathroom and a nice sofa. I thought to my self that the place is a 100% fake massage shop.

To my surprise, the massage was the best I ever had since a long long while. The lady told me she actually went to massage course at Pakse. During the first 40 minutes, she never touch my sensitive area but she kept rubbing her tight to my mine. I was unsure whether she'll offer anything extra or all the rubs where unintentional. But then again, hes clothing is definitely a prostitute's clothing.

I did not want to lose any chance so I asked her if I can extend 30 minutes more. I think she understood my intention, so after saying yes, she remove my towel completely and began making accidental touches. After one hour passed, she finally asked the long awaited question. The agreed amount was 300 K Kip, on top the massage price. The service was okay, and not your typical 150 K-is service. I found out that the sofa was there to allow more variation and to make it easier to eat the lady.

Actually its hard for me to share this place and I want to keep it secret, but we're here to share between each other, so here is how you can find the place:

Drive from the city to donenouan / dongdok direction via main road. When you passed the big intersection, drive for 2 or 3 km more and then slow down and look for a building on your left hand side with LK neon sign on the roof. Drive slowly and take the road shoulder, look on your right hand side for a massage signboard about 100 mtrs ahead. The signboard is kinda hard to notice so drive slowly. If you drive passed a fuel station then you have missed it and unfortunately it will be hard to make you-turn. The massage shop is 100 meter inside the alley.

[InfoSeeker]

There are two garden style places, compounds really, with karaoke room, restaurant and open air covered drinking huts. They are about 2-3 km down Sithong Road after the busy intersection with the Mitsubishi dealership. Both are on the right going towards the bus station but before the two massage places mentioned by Negima, I think.

You can drive right in and park so its very discrete and your Mia will never find you there.

Maybe 10 pusao in each place and both places are frequented by more by Chinese customers. These are no high end karaoke places, low prices for beer, food and everything else. But at least they have bucket showers in the rooms. Pusao 170,000 KIP, I think 20,000 goes for the room but maybe I pay a 20,000 KIP falang tax. The one I had ST was well worth it.

In both places the pusao (all Lao) ask for food to be bought, and they all seem to be starving haha. But food is not pricey so it's OK. They actually have an nice atmosphere, can sit outside and drink and eat, no blaring music in your ears. Also not on the side of the road with people peering in at you as they walk by.