La Jonquera

[Carlojj]

Arrived in La Jonquera late afternoon yesterday. Strange looking town. Mixture of huge service areas for trucks, large shopping malls, huge buffet restaurants and of course the clubs. Looking at the registration plates on the vehicles shows very few Spanish cars. Its mainly French but a good splattering of German, Dutch & Belgium as well.

So headed to Ladys Dallas at about 7. 30.15 euro entry which gets you a drink. I took a small bottle of water. Nice enough looking club though fairly dated. Probably 30/35 girls present. Maybe 9/10 men. LU reasonable. Spoke to quite a few girls. Fairly sharky but nothing too pushy. Mix of Romanians and south Americans with a few Spanish girls...

Hello friends,

I always go to Spain and morocco to all places but hesitated to see FKKs as I see photos of girls listed on web sites of FKKs are not exiting to me and mature. Am wrong on that?

[Jim57]

Arrived in La Jonquera late afternoon yesterday. Strange looking town. Mixture of huge service areas for trucks, large shopping malls, huge buffet restaurants and of course the clubs. Looking at the registration plates on the vehicles shows very few Spanish cars. Its mainly French but a good splattering of German, Dutch & Belgium as well.

So headed to Ladys Dallas at about 7. 30.15 euro entry which gets you a drink. I took a small bottle of water. Nice enough looking club though fairly dated. Probably 30/35 girls present. Maybe 9/10 men. LU reasonable. Spoke to quite a few girls. Fairly sharky but nothing too pushy. Mix of Romanians and south Americans with a few Spanish girls. None really fitted my profile until I was approached by a tall black haired girl. She told me her name was Anais and she was Hungarian. I suspect though she is a Romanian which I sort of confirmed when I tried to use google translate to explain something. She didn't seem to be able to understand the Hungarian either!

So we headed upstairs and paid the receptionist 65 euro. 5 of this for the bed sheet & condom. Its always hard to know what you are going to get when the girls are part clothed but when Anais took of her clothes I was not dissapointed. Slim, long legs, pert bum and lovely small tits with delicious nipples. She had a smoke while I lay & stared at the tits. Soon it was down to action. Covered BJ, unfortunately, but it was great even so, reverse cow girl then finish with BJ / hand job. I think my scream of "fuck" as I came made her think I was having a heart attack! I assured her I was just well satisfied with the service.

After this I decided to move on and walked back to down to Paradise.

Again 15 euro entry and this time I went for a beer. Decided I wasn't going to take another session. This is a huge fuck factory. As others have said its a bit like Sharks as its a large warehouse type space. Ladys here are far more pushy than Dallas. There must have bbeen at least 60 of them too. Had to do a lot of fending off. Great fun though. Maybe had 20 girls in total rubbing their bodies against me and having a feel of my goods. Many were asking me to buy them a drink. At 40 euro a go I declined. I did have another beer which cost 12 euro. Thats a nice profit margin!

So I've been there and done it. Not sure if I would go again. Decent enough experience but it doesn't really compare with the German FKK scene.

[Jim57]

Travelling through France and need to be in Barcelona early afternoon next Wednesday so planning on a stopover in La Jonquera on Tuesday night. Having researched the clubs my plan at resent is to visit Ladys Dallas first and then possibly Paradise depending on how sucessful I am in the first club.

Staying the night in a hotel walking distance from Paradise.

Any recent reports on the clubs or the area would be appreciated.

[Jim57]

Yes, and it's fairly consistent. The biggest and with the most girls, but can be much more like a factory production line, is Paradise. My favorite is Lady Dallas as its cheaper and warmer with enough hotties to keep even the most demanding satisfied and I've had 4 or 5 good GFEs there. In 3rd place is Madams that has an awkward internal layout and typically aggressive girls, so I often avoid that.

Thanks. It's probably going to be a Tuesday night when I'll be there. So based on your recommendations I'll probably try Lady Dallas first and then pop over to Paradise if I don't see what I'm after there. Cheap enough entry so no waste really.

[So Happy]

Anyone have any recent experience of the La Jonquera clubs? I'll be passing through the area early next month so considering a stop over.

Yes, and it's fairly consistent. The biggest and with the most girls, but can be much more like a factory production line, is Paradise. My favorite is Lady Dallas as its cheaper and warmer with enough hotties to keep even the most demanding satisfied and I've had 4 or 5 good GFEs there. In 3rd place is Madams that has an awkward internal layout and typically aggressive girls, so I often avoid that.

[Jim57]

Anyone have any recent experience of the La Jonquera clubs? I'll be passing through the area early next month so considering a stop over.

[Fox Two]

I sampled some of the locations around La Jonquera recently and just wanted to share my impressions.

La Paloma Blanca in Medinya.

And-II, km. 726,6.

17481 Mediny.

Entry Fee: 12 Euro (includes 1 drink).

I arrived here at around 2 AM on a Wednesday night. This was probably an off night as all the girls I saw seemed to be rather average looking. There were probably 7 or 8 girls standing around, but none suited my tastes so I left after my 1st drink. Oh and there were probably 2 or 3 other patrons that I saw sitting in the bar area, so I suppose if you do spot a girl you like, there's not much competition for her from other guys.

Club Paradise.

Poligono Industrial Mas Morato, Avenida Euskadi, 7, 17700 La Jonquera.

Entry Fee: 15 Euro (includes 1 drink).

Parking: Park farther away, or else if you want to park close to the club, you'll be asked to pay a 3 Euro Fee.

Security: metal scanner as you walk in.

After leaving La Paloma, I decided to drive north and check out the famous Club Paradise, reportedly the largest brothel in Europe. The place feels like a converted industrial warehouse, but I suppose it gets the job done. Even on a late Wednesday week night, this place easily had 30 or more girls in view walking around the main area, probably just as many busy working in the rooms. Much more variety here for all tastes and ranges. Unfortunately for me, the girls I liked were all talking to other patrons. This place is popular and at about 3 AM, the guys had outnumbered the girls. I fended off several girls who didn't really appeal to me while waiting to see if any of the girls I did liked got free. No luck with that. I could have easily made a connection here if I just lowered my standards a notch or so, but I wasn't feeling particular horny and was more curious about the other places close by, so I left to go exploring. By the looks of the place, if you're just interested in a quick Get In / Get Off / Get Out session, this is probably a good place for it. I skipped the VIP area, BTW. Might take a look if I come back.

Club Lady's Dallas.

Ctra. Nacional ll, 10.

Entry Fee: 15 Euro (includes 1 drink).

By the time I got here it was about 3:30 AM and things were winding down. Probably about 20 or so girls in the bar area. Many more girls than guys. I wound up talking with a friendly skinny tall blonde from Ukraine. I probably would have tossed her back into the pool, but it was getting close to closing time and she was nice enough, so I went for it. 60/120 for half / full hour. Opted for 1 hour as I probably wouldn't get another round in this evening. 5 Euro for the room. No towels, which was disappointing. They give out these tissue paper thin sheets to spread over the beds. Man, even Tijuana is better than this. Without towels, the only way to freshen up was to use wet wipes. I suppose it works, but I prefer a little shower play before the main event. The session was pretty average, without much to praise or complain about. I'll have to swing by this place again at a better time and hour to check on the talent. There were 1 or 2 on the way out that turned out to be quite agreeable to my tastes.

Gran Madam's.

Ctra. N11, Km. 769.

La Jonquera.

Entry Fee: 15 Euro (includes 1 drink).

After Lady's Dallas, I drove to Gran Madam's to check it out. By this time it was close to 6 AM and this place was the opposite of Dallas. 7-8 girls and easily 30 or more guys standing around. I guess the bars up north had all closed and all the guys drove down here. In fact, I'm sure of it, now that I think back and remember a guy I saw earlier in Club Paradise. There's a main bar area with an attached smoking area. Two Russian girls, a blond and brunette immediately latched on to me when I walked in. Although I probably should have kept the brunette, I hate when they do that. I decided to pass on them and sit down to look around and get my bearings. That's when I realized how dead it was here. The 7 or 8 girls I saw weren't very appealing and after about 15-20 minutes, most of them even disappeared. Definitely time to call it a night and head back to the hotel. Not sure if I will be back here, but if I do go, definitely will try to make it in earlier.

That's it for now.

Cheers,

FT.

[Param Ahmad]

It's a slow time of year in the ¨club¨ business in Spain. At Lady's Dallas there were maybe 30 or 40 girls standing around at around midnight with nobody to talk with (or have sex with). Many were quite assertive, seemingly desperate for customers.

It was a bit better at Paradise Club, but the girls still vastly outnumbered men. When I went in I was guided to the ¨Privee¨ portion in back where I bought a woman in her late 20's a drink for 50 Euros (which is what it would cost to have intercourse with girls elsewhere in Spain). Price quoted for 30 minutes in a private room was 125 Euros.

However, in the main part of Paradise Club there were many more girls who were equally as attractive as those in the ¨Privee¨ and supposedly elite section at the rear of the Club. In this larger bar area girls quoted me 65 to 75 Euros for 30 minutes. There is no reason in my opinion to go to the ¨Privee¨ section of Paradise Club.

At both Lady's Dallas and Paradise the cost to enter was 15 Euros, which includes a ticket good for one drink.

Be warned that Spanish Police had a roadblock just outside Paradise Club, obviously designed to ensnare Paradise Club customers, where I was asked for my rental car contract, USA driver license, and International Driver License, and was given a brethalizer alcohol test on the spot while I sat in the driver's seat of my rental car.

[Chuchuma]

Stayed in Perpignan about 1/2 north of la Junquera via the E-15 which made it extremely convenient. The town itself is a real dump. Looks like lots of discount stores, trip stops, an brothels.

First stop in my journey was Club paradise. Late Friday evening at 11 PM. Arrived, paid my 15 euros which gives you a drink. As soon as I walked in, before I had even gotten a chance to get a drink, I was getting approached by the ladies. Some of them were very aggresive with one even claiming that she had session with me before, blah, blah, blah. Some of them didn't want to take no for an answer. I finally started just saying no as soon as they approached me. There where plenty of talent to choose from, all shapes, size, and color. I did not count, but probably over 100. Something for everyone, but mostly EE with a few Latinas and Africans. The club has three main rooms, only the first one is non-smoking. After doing my rounds to look who was available and getting a mental list I approached a told blond from Moldavia. She was thin and tall, just the way I like them. We settle for 80 e and went off to a room. You have to pay 5 e for the sheets and tip 2 e to the cleaning lady. My session was good, CBJ, missionary, cowgirls, and finished doggy. Cleaned up and off we were. Not memorable, but not bad either.

Since it was after 1 AM already decided to go to Lady Dallas next. Just a few miles down the road Paid my 15 euros and inside I went. The selection was not as good as in paradise and the girls were as aggressive. Finished my drink and called the night.

Next day went to Moonlight outside of La jonquera. The atmosphere was more relaxed and the ladies seem to be a notch or two above the previous two clubs. Meet a 29 year old Romanian with a perfect shaped ass and tips. She was very pleasant to talk to and we ended up going for a session. The whole experience felt more laid back and relaxed. Session was very good with everything I asked for. Cost was 125.

The drove to club Madam's. The guy at the reception was a real deuahe when I asked if they had an ATM. So, I got pissed and did not go in and drove back to Paradise.

Back in Paradise saw the same talent as the night before. First session a very tight spinner with fake bolt-ONS from Romania. The whole session was rushed and I could not go fast enough for her. She did had a delightfully tight pussy, oh my goodness it was ever so tight.

After a drink I meet a tall blond russian girl was a fantastic body. She works out and had an extremely tight body. We had a drink and talked for about 1/2 hour before going upstairs. In the room she took her time getting us ready and the session was extremely good. Very passioned and really good sex. After we finished, she just wanted to cuddle and talk for a while. A very nice session.

[Haokool]

"La Jonquera should be called La Junkera. The place is a dump".

100% agree with you and wait to see it full swing in summer.

Too bad you didn't have your own car to move yourself around.

Price in Clubs is usually 70 euro half and hour, therefor 150/1 hrs sounds more than legit.

Those clubs have been build by cheap ass brainless tacky mobsters explaining yous Wal-Mart cheap warehouse feeling.

By law, the Club cannot handle money, only F&be and room money, the rest is dealt directly with the girl.

The fact that cheeks harassed you might have been because 1-you looked like a foreigner? 2-they were little to no patron?

Bad food (I had it, different part of the world, same situation) kills it all, and does leave a bad feeling the next day.

La Jonquera is a pit-stop where to empty one or maybe two testicles and then to go back on the road.

Paradise's reputation preceded it, famously featured in the press for being among the largest brothels in Europe. I saw it as a major destination on my trip, and invested a lot in getting there. A got the train to Figueras and a taxi to La Jonquera (35 Euros for the 20 minute ride, getting there around 9 PM), and at the end of my night after 1 AM a taxi back to Girona, which took about an hour, for a whopping 110 Euros. I'm sad to report that it was not worth the trouble or expense, and that's even before getting into what I invested in sessions there.

If I may use a bad pun, La Jonquera should be called La Junkera. The place is a dump, at least where Paradise is located, it makes a USA Truck stop look elegant by comparison. I can appreciate large clubs in industrial type buildings (like FKK Shark in Darmstadt Germany), but Paradise has all the charm of a Wal-Mart (and that's being unkind to Wal-Mart, actually). I was not offendd by the entry charge of 15 Euros (which gets you a drink), but the large bar / contact room did nothing for me..

[Ibn Buttita]

Paradise's reputation preceded it, famously featured in the press for being among the largest brothels in Europe. I saw it as a major destination on my trip, and invested a lot in getting there. A got the train to Figueras and a taxi to La Jonquera (35 Euros for the 20 minute ride, getting there around 9 PM), and at the end of my night after 1 AM a taxi back to Girona, which took about an hour, for a whopping 110 Euros. I'm sad to report that it was not worth the trouble or expense, and that's even before getting into what I invested in sessions there.

If I may use a bad pun, La Jonquera should be called La Junkera. The place is a dump, at least where Paradise is located, it makes a USA Truck stop look elegant by comparison. I can appreciate large clubs in industrial type buildings (like FKK Shark in Darmstadt Germany), but Paradise has all the charm of a Wal-Mart (and that's being unkind to Wal-Mart, actually). I was not offendd by the entry charge of 15 Euros (which gets you a drink), but the large bar / contact room did nothing for me.

My underwhelming first impression was made even worse by the greeting I got from two girls once I got inside Idioma? Language? They shouted at me as I entered? I said Chinese and walked to the bar, where they pursued me. It was a pair of short brunettes, one claiming to be from Moldava (olive skinned and kind of good looking, with nice cleavage), and a kind of plain girl who claimed to be half Turkish, half Spanish. They launched into the hard sell, trying to tempt me with the once in a lifetime chance at a threesome (the next time I hear this, I want to tell the girls that I have probably had more threesomes in my life then they have). They had honed their salesgirl act, I will give them that, with a reply for everyone of my arguments (Me: I want to just relax, Them: We will give you a nice massage; Me: I want to finish the beer I just ordered. Them: You can drink it in the room).

This grew tiresome very fast, and eventually the Moldavan peeled away to get some food. I had preferred parrying the two of them, since at least that one was sexy looking. Now I was left with the half-Turkish girl who became more and more annoying trying to school me in the way the club worked (the girl chooses you, it's better; if you go up to a girl they will give you bad sex), claiming that things were the way they were because the clientele was mostly French who just wanted quick fucks. She even talked about getting any girl I took over her kicked out of the club the next day. At some point I just switched off, very tense, retreating into my beer as this girl got more and more worked up and upset at me being a "difficult client. " She eventually went away, but it was a crappy start to the night but partly my own fault for not sending her away earlier.

I had been trying to scope out the talent over the shoulders of the annoying girl, and now had a better chance to do so. The girls looked to be half to two thirds Eastern European, the rest Latinas. There were some good looking girls, and while most wore sexy dresses, some were wearing very revealing outfits, like the Colombian girl poured into a pants-suit vacuum-packing her ass. I was not bowled over by the talent, but it would do.

I was on the lookout only for Latinas, and when I made eye contact with a curvy one with long black hair and a warm smile, and she came over to me. The contrast with the annoying girl was stark, making me instantly feel relaxed as she embraced me. This Brazilian morena named Flavia warmed up when I guessed she came from Salvador. It didn't take us long to head off get a room. The rooms at Paradise are functional but uninviting, in keeping with the club's fast food sex ethos. Worse is the system for payment: unlike at Privee in Salou where I paid the full cost to the counter, or other venues on my trip where I paid the girl up-front and they passed it on immediately to the management, at Paradise you pay 5 Euros up front at the counter and the fee directly to the girl, who pockets it. This does little for assuring quality or accountability, and the price was never clear; I paid Flavia and the next girl 150 Euros for an hour, but who knows, maybe it was in reality a bit lower, they had no incentive to tell me the correct price.

Flavia said that this was only her second night at Paradise. Our session did have the feel of amateur sex (though she said she had worked elsewhere, I think Germany), since she had that Brazilian passion combined with the sex drive of a woman on the verge of her 30's. That said, kissing did not feature as part of this, which was a major negative for me, and nothing too special.

This still ranked far ahead of my next session. After returning to the bar area it did not take long to find another partner: a dark Dominican girl with very African features, dressed in pink panties and bustier that really pushed up her boobs. I called Jennifer over and she quickly asked me to buy her a drink, which should have been a warning. Anyway, I suggested going to the room as an alternative and off we went, where I gave her 150 for an hour. I can't say the session was unmemorable. Out of her lingerie, petite Jennifer was less sugary sexpot, but still physically admirable: she lifted me up in the air over her shoulder (impressive but kind of scary), and her ass was the hardest I have ever felt in my life, really like a rock. I like a girl to have a sense of humor, but Jennifer's saucy attitude didn't spice up a sensual mood, but dampened it. I'd like to think she was kidding when she told me I licked pussy badly (I am pretty confident in my skills in that department), which did not help my arousal too much. Without any kissing or real passion on her part, it all felt more like a wrestling match than good sex (especially given her athleticism).

More serious, the food I had a lunch began to disagree with me, strongly, which was very disruptive and required a long pause in the middle of the session. When I eventually felt better, and Jennifer has gotten me hard again with a good covered blow job, she told me that my time was up, but that for a 100 Euros I could extend to another hour. I have done this in the past, extending beyond the time in an unremarkable session just so I can come. And this was a mistake this time, like every other time I did this. Predictably, my stomach began acting up again, disrupting the BJ, and I was never able to recover, or need less to say to cum. To top it off, before we left the room Stephanie asked me to buy her that drink again.

At that point I called it a night and headed out to find a taxi, which as mentioned cost me 110 Euros to get back to Girona. The night was one of the worst I ever had for cost to pleasure ratio. I guess there are good looking girls at Paradise, and the quality of my sessions may not reflect what is typical there. But really, unless you are one of the hordes of French guys looking for a cross-border option, I can't see any reason to make Paradise a stop on a sex tourist's itinerary.

Next Reports on Costa Brava / Gerona Forum.

[JavierTravel]

I've been through this club these days and I can say that a new girl arrived last week, named Angela, from Romania, is 1. 75 cm, has an awesome body, a girl very sympathetic and morbid, many of my colleagues I have fought for up to enjoy it. Fantastic your attention and disposition with customers.

Madams. Ctra. N-II, Km 769. La Jonquera. Capmany / new Romanian Girl Angela.

[IrishLokito]

Spent two nights in August in Paradise Club and hit the jackpot both nights. First night on entering the club I was immediately drawn to the extraordinary ass of a tall beautiful girl in skimpiest black underwear. Went over and had the luck to meet the beautiful Alexandra, a 10. Two trips to the bedrooms that night with her were unforgettable.

A week later I met Lori a Romanian Brunette beauty another 10. 3 trips to rooms with her during the night featured amazing stripteases, the most extraordinary bjs and sex in every conceivable position. She is without compare.

And I didn't get a chance to have a romp with an amazing looking Morrocan girl called Maryam who is extraordinarily beautiful. €15 admission including one drink. €5 for the room and €70 per half hour with the girls. I could plan a holiday around those 3 beauties.

[So Happy]

This was a new experiment. Like LOS, namely Disneyland for men. All sorts of girls.

Found a a Basque blonde big titties, a really good rumble and a BBJCIM for round two. Friendly and laughing, gave here E30 tip for BJ well done.

This is a good place gentlemen

WHERE is a good place? Are you referring to the town as a whole or a specific club?

[Pahllus Maximus]

This was a new experiment. Like LOS, namely Disneyland for men. All sorts of girls.

Found a a Basque blonde big titties, a really good rumble and a BBJCIM for round two. Friendly and laughing, gave here E30 tip for BJ well done.

This is a good place gentlemen