Guatemala City

[XijinPingKing]

Hi guys,

4 of us went down to GUA for a few days this past week. Two of us were working and the other two just came along due to having Expat friends living there. Got in, slept after the all night flight, grabbed some food, then went looking a bit for chicas. I'd known a place called Mr. Kim's where the clientele was quite high end, with associated prices so we walked over there. Found it to be taped up with yellow "Evidencia" police tape over the doors and hinges. Kind of told us that it was closed, LOL. A couple of cops came over to ask a few questions, so the two of us that spoke Spanish engaged them a little and flat out asked what happened to Mr. Kim. They said he'd closed up about 3 months ago and wasn't re-opened anywhere in the city. Bummer. Went to a couple of bars to ask the bartenders about places and they claimed to know nothing. So we just kept drinking. We had to meet locals for dinner, so afterwards asked a security guy about where to go and he said "Madonna's". One guy bailed out to the hotel bar, and the other of us grabbed a cab. Madonna's was closed so we went next door to Excesso. Yes, we went in despite having read about pricing and such here on the Forum.

Even excluding the drinks cost, it was still $200 a time, I thought the price of chickens in Guatemala was very low, changed my mind.

[ChrisUcla]

How many chicas were there and at what time?

5 Avenida 13-53, Zona 9. __ Chicas. Prices: Cover Q120, Chicas: Q1200-1230. Tel: +502 5019 0678. Hours: 14:00 to 20:45. https://twitter.com/exxesosgt?lang=ga https://www.instagram.com/exxesosguatemala/?hl=en.

10 pm, and 15-20 chicks.

5 were pretty fat.

5 were average to below average.

5 were average.

2 were hot. We grabbed them.

[World Travel 69]

How many chicas were there and at what time?

5 Avenida 13-53, Zona 9. __ Chicas. Prices: Cover Q120, Chicas: Q1200-1230. Tel: +502 5019 0678. Hours: 14:00 to 20:45. https://twitter.com/exxesosgt?lang=ga https://www.instagram.com/exxesosguatemala/?hl=en.

Hi guys,

4 of us went down to GUA for a few days this past week. Two of us were working and the other two just came along due to having Expat friends living there. Got in, slept after the all night flight, grabbed some food, then went looking a bit for chicas. I'd known a place called Mr. Kim's where the clientele was quite high end, with associated prices so we walked over there. Found it to be taped up with yellow "Evidencia" police tape over the doors and hinges. Kind of told us that it was closed, LOL. A couple of cops came over to ask a few questions, so the two of us that spoke Spanish engaged them a little and flat out asked what happened to Mr. Kim. They said he'd closed up about 3 months ago and wasn't re-opened anywhere in the city. Bummer. Went to a couple of bars to ask the bartenders about places and they claimed to know nothing. So we just kept drinking. We had to meet locals for dinner, so afterwards asked a security guy about where to go and he said "Madonna's". One guy bailed out to the hotel bar, and the other of us grabbed a cab. Madonna's was closed so we went next door to Excesso. Yes, we went in despite having read about pricing and such here on the Forum.

We were quoted 125 Q per person cover charge which was supposed to include two drinks. We immediately grabbed the best looking chicas we could. And they immediately asked if we'd get them drinks. We were fairly drunk so of course said yes. Only later did we realize they were stupidly expensive. But my buddies didn't care due to not really every being in a place like Excesso. After a while of watching average dancers on the pole one of the guys said "Hey, I just agreed to bottle service in a room for all of us with the chicks. " I just shook my head and followed everyone upstairs. What ensued was a an hour of everyone kind of grinding with the chicas as if it was a dance club, and emptying the vodka bottle pretty rapidly (the chicas drank most of it and it showed in their more and more sexy dancing as they watched themselves in the floor to ceiling mirror).

Finally one of the guys laid out the desire for sealing the deal right there in the room. One of the gals poked her head out the door and a big dude came in to explain 1400 Q per guy who wanted to do each girl. The funny part was he asked if we wanted separate rooms, and all of us answered simultaneously "Nope, we'll stay here. " LOL So about 10 minutes later it was like a full blown porn movie going on in the room. Funny as shit as we were even high fiving each other at times mid stroke and all. So yes, we all had a great time fucking a hot chica from Columbia. When I say hot, I mean it. Fucking gorgeous dirty blond that totally loved watching herself get fucked, black haired hottie from Columbia (but we all think she was Brazilian because every now and then we could hear her slip into Portuguese). Oh and yes, two of fucked the blonde, and she loved it. Literally doing the full port double cock such, massive DFK, blowing one while getting fucked from behind, blowing one while getting DATY from another. It was epic.

One thing I'll mention is that we are all nice, kind, respectful, and didn't do any unwanted grabbing (yes, there was sexy dancing and grinding but we never went far enough to get a hand slapped away prior to sealing the money deal). Maybe they liked us, maybe they like Americans, maybe they were pretty drunk. The two of us got awesome hugs and DFK again on the way out as she asked if we'd every come back. I know I'm thinking about it (without the bottle service.).

The bill at the end of the night was just under 9,000 Quetzals. Yes, that's a shitload for Guatemala but the two newbies didn't give a crap at all because the night was literally a three hour party and porno movie combined. The bottle service was stupidly expensive so don't do that unless you don't care about $$ Had a great time with a couple of model gorgeous chicas who literally played it like they loved to fuck (or they really did. There was no question that the blonde had a body shaking orgasm when I was fucking her from behind. My buddy who she was blowing opened his eyes to see why she stopped sucking his cock, and then realized that it was because she was having one of the nearly no breathing orgasms. So he gave me a thumbs up! Then she said something like "Dios Mio" and went back to blowing my buddy.

A great, but stupidly expensive night.

[ChrisUcla]

Hi guys,

4 of us went down to GUA for a few days this past week. Two of us were working and the other two just came along due to having Expat friends living there. Got in, slept after the all night flight, grabbed some food, then went looking a bit for chicas. I'd known a place called Mr. Kim's where the clientele was quite high end, with associated prices so we walked over there. Found it to be taped up with yellow "Evidencia" police tape over the doors and hinges. Kind of told us that it was closed, LOL. A couple of cops came over to ask a few questions, so the two of us that spoke Spanish engaged them a little and flat out asked what happened to Mr. Kim. They said he'd closed up about 3 months ago and wasn't re-opened anywhere in the city. Bummer. Went to a couple of bars to ask the bartenders about places and they claimed to know nothing. So we just kept drinking. We had to meet locals for dinner, so afterwards asked a security guy about where to go and he said "Madonna's". One guy bailed out to the hotel bar, and the other of us grabbed a cab. Madonna's was closed so we went next door to Excesso. Yes, we went in despite having read about pricing and such here on the Forum.

We were quoted 125 Q per person cover charge which was supposed to include two drinks. We immediately grabbed the best looking chicas we could. And they immediately asked if we'd get them drinks. We were fairly drunk so of course said yes. Only later did we realize they were stupidly expensive. But my buddies didn't care due to not really every being in a place like Excesso. After a while of watching average dancers on the pole one of the guys said "Hey, I just agreed to bottle service in a room for all of us with the chicks. " I just shook my head and followed everyone upstairs. What ensued was a an hour of everyone kind of grinding with the chicas as if it was a dance club, and emptying the vodka bottle pretty rapidly (the chicas drank most of it and it showed in their more and more sexy dancing as they watched themselves in the floor to ceiling mirror).

Finally one of the guys laid out the desire for sealing the deal right there in the room. One of the gals poked her head out the door and a big dude came in to explain 1400 Q per guy who wanted to do each girl. The funny part was he asked if we wanted separate rooms, and all of us answered simultaneously "Nope, we'll stay here. " LOL So about 10 minutes later it was like a full blown porn movie going on in the room. Funny as shit as we were even high fiving each other at times mid stroke and all. So yes, we all had a great time fucking a hot chica from Columbia. When I say hot, I mean it. Fucking gorgeous dirty blond that totally loved watching herself get fucked, black haired hottie from Columbia (but we all think she was Brazilian because every now and then we could hear her slip into Portuguese). Oh and yes, two of fucked the blonde, and she loved it. Literally doing the full port double cock such, massive DFK, blowing one while getting fucked from behind, blowing one while getting DATY from another. It was epic.

One thing I'll mention is that we are all nice, kind, respectful, and didn't do any unwanted grabbing (yes, there was sexy dancing and grinding but we never went far enough to get a hand slapped away prior to sealing the money deal). Maybe they liked us, maybe they like Americans, maybe they were pretty drunk. The two of us got awesome hugs and DFK again on the way out as she asked if we'd every come back. I know I'm thinking about it (without the bottle service.).

The bill at the end of the night was just under 9,000 Quetzals. Yes, that's a shitload for Guatemala but the two newbies didn't give a crap at all because the night was literally a three hour party and porno movie combined. The bottle service was stupidly expensive so don't do that unless you don't care about $$ Had a great time with a couple of model gorgeous chicas who literally played it like they loved to fuck (or they really did. There was no question that the blonde had a body shaking orgasm when I was fucking her from behind. My buddy who she was blowing opened his eyes to see why she stopped sucking his cock, and then realized that it was because she was having one of the nearly no breathing orgasms. So he gave me a thumbs up! Then she said something like "Dios Mio" and went back to blowing my buddy.

A great, but stupidly expensive night.

[FunMan13]

Thank you for the very good advice. No matter where in the world, including the good old USA, don't mess with street walkers unless you are a veteran. Nine out of ten times, you will get ripped off or robbed / picked-pocketed or worse.

Honestly, I would not recommend the SW scene here; prices may be low, but so will quality and personal security. Instead, though I have not visited them myself, I would most likely stick to legit businesses like Pitayass and Madonas, with Pitayass being more likely. Sure, it may be more expensive, but in Guatemala it's "better safe than sorry. " I am not aware of any escort agencies and Tinder here is full of local girls that think it's a dating app to find a real relationship.

[LeoAiolia]

Honestly, I would not recommend the SW scene here; prices may be low, but so will quality and personal security. Instead, though I have not visited them myself, I would most likely stick to legit businesses like Pitayass and Madonas, with Pitayass being more likely. Sure, it may be more expensive, but in Guatemala it's "better safe than sorry. " I am not aware of any escort agencies and Tinder here is full of local girls that think it's a dating app to find a real relationship.

Any of you seniors visited this spot seems legit after watching YouTube videos but can anyone comment still looking for any agency that can give me better than SW if you have any feedback chime away..

[WallStreetBull]

Any of you seniors visited this spot seems legit after watching YouTube videos but can anyone comment still looking for any agency that can give me better than SW if you have any feedback chime away.

Thanks,

Wsb.

[WallStreetBull]

Good morning gents! First time explorer of Guatemala can anyone make any recommendations to any escort or agencies never have been with a Guatemalan totally thrilled but not seeing much for ads or agencies can any senior point me in the right direction.

Thank you.

Wsb.

[Brugs]

Yes, the FB is old but Insta is very current and shows they have Halloween parties coming up, plus I see recent reports below. Unfortunately I didn't bring much cash this trip as I was not planning on going but I figured if I can pay for the "extra" services with credit then I may give it a try.

Sorry for my very late answer about that.

Been there 2 times this year and yes it's open and you can pay by cash, credit card.

Don't forget to ask clearly the waiter about prices and tips!

[FloridaGuy123]

Hey everyone,

About to take an impromptu trip down to Guatemala, looking to do some exploring and to taste the local delicacies. Any recommendations as for clubs / casas I should / need to stop by?

In most of my trips I prefer to have a hotel and have the girls meet me there, a lot of times from tinder or Skokka. Any suggestions on that end? Are hotels girl friendly?

Thanks a lot.

[LeoAiolia]

Yes, the FB is old but Insta is very current and shows they have Halloween parties coming up, plus I see recent reports below. Unfortunately I didn't bring much cash this trip as I was not planning on going but I figured if I can pay for the "extra" services with credit then I may give it a try.

Are you sure they are still open?

Their Facebook is from 2015.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/categ...1584528822085/

https://www.instagram.com/madonassho...acional/?hl=en

[World Travel 69]

Are you sure they are still open?

Their Facebook is from 2015.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/categ...1584528822085/

https://www.instagram.com/madonassho...acional/?hl=en

Looking to go to Madonas while in GTM; can anyone confirm if both pay methods are accepted or is it only cash? Last time I was here Elite II still existed and I don't remember if I paid cash or credit card.

[LeoAiolia]

Looking to go to Madonas while in GTM; can anyone confirm if both pay methods are accepted or is it only cash? Last time I was here Elite II still existed and I don't remember if I paid cash or credit card.

[Englishbobaz]

Pitayass Hotel, Club & Spa Zona 10. This was open when I was in Town 1 month Ago they have a couple of locations, this one is opposite price smart they have limited free parking +50232690710. They Have 3 locations Check the web site.

[Haokool]

You were there with me? I paid $5.

You wrote "10 years ago".

Well it's still the same price in 2021!