Guatemala City

[Ford]

What do you mean by you "would" Nog?

You have, my friend. You already have!

DB

.......the great "Noguera" is a bit of a poacher, isn't he?!

(but I still love him)

[Dodger Bulldog]

Funny how anytime I was walking in La Linea area of Zona 1 after dark (not recommended), strangers would come up to me to warn that it's dangerous here.

I've had a broken bottle thrown in my head after the fuckers tried to rob me in Santiago hor house, on Lake Atitlan.

Those who have gone before you have made a concerted effort to give sound advice to newcomers concerning where they should go and what to avoid, in order to optimize their experiences in Guatemala.

One may choose not to read the board or to simply ignore all the advice, but when one does, it is kind of silly to complain about things, as he has no one to blame but himself.

Anyone who finds himself walking La Linea in Zona One after dark, or anywhere near a working house in Lake Atitlan at any time of day, clearly has his own agenda.

You can not find one post in the last several years that recommended that anyone should try either of those things. Every single post that addresses either of those issues advises that one should not.

Would it be too impolitic to suggest that anyone who does so anyway maybe gets exactly what he deserves?

Your very report indicates that things may not be quite as bad as you have made it out to be, since you managed to live to tell the tale.

DB

[Eric7]

http://www.centroerotica.lunarpages.net/index.php
is a site with chicas/escorts.
Multiple fotos of the escorts, prices, lenght of time, and tele numbers.

It's not bad.

Also re Guatemala and it's crime scene, it's true.
But right next door, smaller El Salvador packs an equal punch. IMO.

Dodge, loved yr posts in CR.
You rock bro.

Later guys

eirc7

[Traffic777]

Guys, has anyone had any luck lining up non-pros through the dating websites before you go? If so, please share the tips. Where are the good places to go hook up with regular girls in Guatemala?

[Noguera]

touché …… The Great And Mighty Oz ...... I mean Dodge!

So I have my friend. And Dennise was truly one of the most incredible lays I have ever had. She was wonderful.

I will take your leftovers anytime, anywhere, at any cost. You be the master.

Noguera

[Traffic777]

I think the guys on here who like GC chicas are either into fat women who have had a few kids (which is fine if that is your thing) or they are suffering from the "isolation syndrome" i.e. after a week on a desert island a female sheep will start looking good.


The fundamental problem is that (for me) the percentage of attractive women in GC is very low -- maybe 1 out of 50.

Most of the women were old, worn out, fat asses, kids, droopy tits, stretch marks, big bloated stomachs hanging over their bikinis. If that is your thing then you will be in pig heaven. Looking at the pics posted here -- I can see that this is par for GC.

Another thing is that GC is dangerous -- more so than your average third world country. Lots of hold ups all the time in broad daylight at gunpoint even in the "good" sections of town like Zone 9 and just on the main road from the airport -- whole hotel buses are getting cleaned out.


In summary, after a week, a few chicks in GC will start to look good. The sex can be full-on.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

This is funny, because you described my case exactly. At first, when I got to Guatemala and looked at the women I was like, "Oh, hell, no!" What turned me off most is not only the abundance of bloated stomachs/stretchmarks, but also that even many of the hotter ones look like men, their facial features. Maybe because of the Mayan heritage.

And they think of themselves as princesses too, even the fuglier ones, just like in Mexico! I blame Catholicism for putting pussy on such a high pedestal.

Well, a week of stroking went by, then another week... and then I'm like "hmm, they aren't that bad, afterall" hahaha, it's true. I'm looking at the pictures guys are posting here (thanks!) and now it seems funny, cause I've been doing similar chicas bona fide. My standards were definitely lowered in Guatemala, but still, good fun.

As far as danger, oh, it's real. It's not like everybody wants your blood the minute you step off the plane, but when your number's up, it's up. BBC says violence increased over the last years. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6643935.stm Funny how anytime I was walking in La Linea area of Zona 1 after dark (not recommended), strangers would come up to me to warn that it's dangerous here. Some of those strangers looked like they wouldn't mind robbing me myself. Seems like many accidents involving foreigners happen after the tourist leaves the airpot, or on his way there, be aware of that. http://guatemala.usembassy.gov/recent_incidents.html

I've had a broken bottle thrown in my head after the fuckers tried to rob me in Santiago hor house, on Lake Atitlan. They hit a girl with a chair, too. Nobody reported anything, of course. I know a tourist who had a shotgun pointed at her head when the whole bus was getting robbed. So, it happens, be careful out there. There's crime anywhere in the world, but don't bet on guatemalan cops to be there for you, that's for sure. "Guatemala has the worst record for impunity in Latin America," the BBC article reports.

Have to go there again on business at the end of October. Should be fun, I don't mind a little nastiness. Just have to close your eyes and think of Motherland! )

[Dodger Bulldog]

Dodge

I've seen the women you hang with ...... and I would happily take Dodge's sloppy seconds any day of the week.

You are killing me, my friend!

TGAM-nog

What do you mean by you "would" Nog?

You have, my friend. You already have!

DB

[Noguera]

Dodge

I've seen the women you hang with ...... and I would happily take Dodge's sloppy seconds any day of the week.

You are killing me, my friend!

TGAM-nog

[Dodger Bulldog]

Obviously, don't come prancing into the lobby at 3:00 a.m. with a chica in a mini-schoolgirl outfit, thong and her tits hanging out!

But Nog, I LIKE tits that hang out!

Sometimes you're no fun, man.

[Noguera]

I have stayed at the InterContinental dozens of times and brought in girls many, many times. I have never had even remotely a problem. The security guys have never stopped me to inquire or given me any problems whatsoever. I would recommend that your guest dress casually and a bit conservatively and don't make your entrance too terribly late at night. Obviously, don't come prancing into the lobby at 3:00 a.m. with a chica in a mini-schoolgirl outfit, thong and her tits hanging out!

[Pepe27]

Thanks for the quick response. I will there next week. Will post my report then.

[Dodger Bulldog]

Does anyone have addresses?

I was happy to compile the links to several summary reports for you. These were written with intent to provide newbies and/or vistors who read the board with a broad overview of the scene in Guatemala.

You will find addresses and phone numbers for most of the clubs here:

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=159

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=252

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=254

I believe that there is a entire thread totally devoted to mongering in Guatemala. You may wish to consider perusing it out at your leisure.

It is possible that you could find a wealth of information and detail on many of the individual clubs. Possibly even many chicas, who may or may not still be working there. There are even some photos, if I recall.

The Guatemala board - check it out!

Welcome to Guatemala, Pepe. I'm envious that you are going there and I'm not, for the foreseeable future.

Hope you have a great time there!

DB

[Pepe27]

How far are the mongering clubs from the Intercontinental?

Does anyone have addresses?

Also, does anyone know if the inter allows guests?

Thanks, in advance.

[Dodger Bulldog]

Another Warning from the American Embassy.

You don't want to monger in the areas mentioned anyway, as the chicas there leave a lot to be desired.

Stick to the clubs in Guatemala City and you should be safer and happier:


July 18, 2007

Dear American Citizen:

The following is a Warden Message concerning mob violence in the Petén as a result of rumors of child stealing, in an area frequented by American tourists driving between Tikal and Cobán. This is in addition to the Warden Message issued on July 3rd. Please contact the American Citizen Services section via e-mail (amcitsguatemala@state.gov), fax (2326-4655), or telephone (2326-4405) if you have any questions.

As of Tuesday, July 17, the highway between Flores, Petén Department and Coban, Alta Verapaz Department is unsafe to use and has been closed on repeated occasions. The ferry crossing near Sayaxché has apparently been shut down by the same mob that has lynched at least two individuals in the town of Sayaxche. Further, numerous vehicles including at least one with American citizen tourists were held overnight by mobs at roadblocks about 20 miles south of Sayaxche on the highway coming from Coban. Rumors of child stealing and of murder for organ harvesting have recently surfaced in many areas of Guatemala, some of which are frequented by American tourists. In numerous locations mob violence has resulted. On July 16 and 17, 2007 in Sayaxche, Petén child stealing rumors escalated into mob action against a Guatemalan couple believed to be involved in child stealing. The husband was beaten and burned to death, and the wife threatened and reportedly held by the mob for further punishment. A local American resident attempted to calm the mob and prevent burning of the police station, but was himself held by the mob and threatened with death. Army and police forces reentered Sayaxche on July 17, but the situation is not yet under control.

On July 1, 2007, two foreigners (including an American citizen) and a Guatemalan kayaking on a river near Chicaman, Quiche were seized by a mob estimated at 500 people as suspected child stealers. Although terrified, the individuals were not physically attacked, and were eventually turned over to local police and released. The incident occurred after the group talked and joked with a local boy on the riverbank.

Rumors of child stealing have resulted in the lynching deaths of at least 8 Guatemalan citizens this year. These incidents in Quiche and the Petén are the first this year of foreigners being targeted by such mobs. Americans are reminded to avoid all gatherings of agitated people. Even when acquainted with members of a mob it is extremely dangerous to attempt to reason with them. Bear in mind that mobs, by their nature, are emotional and irrational.

Avoid close contact with children, including taking photographs, especially in villages and rural areas. Such contact can be viewed with deep alarm and may provoke panic and violence.

[Dodger Bulldog]

First trip to GT, I heard that Zona 10 is also called Zona Viva.

I will be staying at the Inter, what mongring is whithin walking distance.

A few of the clubs in Zona 9 might be within walking distance (Capricho's, Paradiso), but for safety's sake please take a taxi. Seriously!

DB