Guatemala City

[Iguana Six]

Good visual! I got to see the unedited European version of Caligula when it debuted in Germany (albeit dubbed in German). I know exactly what you mean.

But this is the second report you mention a girl using the "femidom". I hadn't read other field reports of girls using these. Is this something you personally brought along?

I've never even encountered a female condom in real life with an ordinary girl or a working girl. I got the feeling it was a product for the Third World and the ghettos for the purpose of preventing HIV. Anyone else encounter these being used by a hoe, and where were you at? How did it feel compared to wearing a condom?

I haven't used anything else but female condoms (unless it was for anal) since 2000. Very comfortable. Once you try them, you are about as likely to go back the 1860's design as you are going out and buying a typewriter and mailing letters. Very safe. All you have to do is insert yourself inside the ring, and all she has to do is make sure the ring stays outside her labia.

[Eszpresszo]

Her facial expression and fine line eye make up and sculpted nose brought up visions of one of the Penthouse pets starring in Caligula's orgy scene. I reached down to help her pull out the femidom, but it had slipped inside.

Good visual! I got to see the unedited European version of Caligula when it debuted in Germany (albeit dubbed in German). I know exactly what you mean.

But this is the second report you mention a girl using the "femidom". I hadn't read other field reports of girls using these. Is this something you personally brought along?

I've never even encountered a female condom in real life with an ordinary girl or a working girl. I got the feeling it was a product for the Third World and the ghettos for the purpose of preventing HIV. Anyone else encounter these being used by a hoe, and where were you at? How did it feel compared to wearing a condom?

[Iguana Six]

Picked up a cute Mayan looking hooker named Michelle in front of the Intercontinental the other night about 8 pm. The Westin hassled us on the way to the room so we phuked in a Westin hotel bathroom. Gave a decent BBBJ and let me do her bareback. Nice little natural tits with long nipples. Came all over the bathroom floor. Nasty but fun. She was in a hurry but overall pretty pleasant and fun for a $60 investment.

Sunday night I was walking around the neighborhood, getting some take out dinner. But first, I went to get some soda at a small shop a block away from the Intercontinental towards Reforma Boulevard. I heard a woman call out, turned, and before I could enter the store, I saw a woman wave at me as she walked across from the opposite street corner. Brown hair, about 5'5", fair skinned Latina, pretty face. Not obviously dressed, but super friendly as she asked if I wanted company. I told her was going to eat, she asked if she could join me, She handed me a small, home printed card, with name, phone #, and "damas de compania" on it. I thought she was pretty cheeky when she followed me into store afterwards and asked if I could buy her some soda, too. I didn't ask for a price, but she was doable.

[Iguana Six]

She had quiet, but intense orgasms. She did not squish my head with her thighs, buck her hips, or push my head away when she came. Instead, she raised her knees towards the ceiling, running the soles of her feet around my back, shuddering and moaning. When the waves crashed against rocks three times, I relented. She shook a final time, opened her eyes, let her pupils roll back into sight, and let out a ragged breath.

"I am very orgasmic," she told me. Indeed.

She was even more affectionate, and when I got the impression she was ready to go down on me, I asked for bbbj, "after all, I was paying q150 more for the 'executive session." She refused, but assured me she was very good at cbj. She skillfully got a sheath on me, an appropriately thin one, and got started. After a minute, I was convinced she was right, but interrupted her to put in the femidom for an interrupted transition later .

She gave a stimulating un rushed cbj, and had a technique of holding the base of my cock, letting the blood build up, then releasing it, then tongue fluffing or rubbing the engorged head inside her cheek. It was roller coaster of pleasure, and when I pushed her straight, thin, blonde hair out the way, I was amazed that her tiny mouth could wrap so tightly around my cock. When she put it a few inches in, I was reminded of a python swallowing a pig. It went on and on, and I got progressively harder. Before we went to vaginal, I asked her to follow me off the bed and towards the full length mirror. I dropped a pillow on the floor in front of me, she knelt, and treated me to some porn movie style head: eye contact, slow strokes, no hand chicken head, ball cupping, vibration humming, and internal lollipopping..

We were ready. The condom came off,she laid on the bed, and we started in missionary. She made a face, then got noisy. If she was moaner in DATY, she was a screamer vaginal. AFter a few strokes, I realized who she reminded me of. Her facial expression and fine line eye make up and sculpted nose brought up visions of one of the Penthouse pets starring in Caligula's orgy scene. I wish the room had a ceiling mirror or a mirror by the bed, but the light from the window gave us a good reflection on the big screen TV when we switched to doggie style, her ample rump providing the best cushion. I wished she would bite the pillow, because I worried her screams would trigger a knock on the door from my neighbors. We switched to side to side, where she sucked on my finger while she raised her leg for maximum penetration. l played with her breasts, then we switched to the kung fu fighter, before finishing in spoons. She must have hit her limit on orgasms because she finally quieted down in the last position.

Her demeanor changed. I reached down to help her pull out the femidom, but it had slipped inside. She got angry, blamed me. How was I supposed to know? I was behind her, and she was in a positon to look down at it, reach down to ensure the outer ring stayed outside, not me. The inside of the bag was pretty slimey....I could have cum inside of it. She wasn't having any of it and said something bout wanting more money before she stormed off into the shower. When she came out she demanded q300 for a doctor's visit for Rx for a morning after pill. I doubted she relied exclusively on condoms for protection, but when she refused q50 and insisted I could check with the pharmacies, I remembered the Colombian secret service fiasco, as well as Charlie Sheens' advice and paid her to leave. What's an extra $41 for a really jazzy hour and a half. I just regret that there will not be a repeat session.

[Iguana Six]

On Sunday, 15 minutes before 9 am, I got a phone call from Lucero from Scort21 VIP, just like she promised. She would be at the corner of my hotel in a car. She gave me the make, model, and color. I made my way downstairs, and upon finding out that breakfast buffet would close at 10 am, I asked for a to-go box, downed a couple of glasses of fresh squeezed juice, and when the waiter returned with the box, I filled it with strawberries, grapes, and pineapple slices on the bottom layer, mini bagels and lox sandwiches, turkey and cheese slices, whole wheat buns on the second layer, and pastries on the top layer.

She was at the corner at exactly 9am, right where she said she would be. I got in, she gave me an affectionate peck on the cheek, and greeted me with her Dolly Parton warble of a voice. She drove around the hotel, and entered their underground parking space. I gave her hotel room key, we entered the elevator, agreed to pretend not to know each other as we walked through the lobby, and then took the main elevator upstairs. She was dressed low profile, middle class, but cute: fashionable multi color sneakers, tight jeans, a pink sweatshirt over a long sleeve top.

We got into the room, and after putting down her purse, she turned around and gave me a very nice kiss. Lucero has a very unique face, nice eyes that she tastefully makes up, an aquiline nose more suited to northern Italy, and mouth so small and lips so subtle it would only go unnoticed in Japanese manga or adult video. I wondered how she would get those delicate little lips around my girth, or how much her small jawline would stretch. Something about that unique face reminded me of something, something that resonated with me sexually, but could not recall what it was.

Oh, yes, this would be so much better than a session at the spa, a luxury hotel room with robes a nd slippers and a huge soft bed so much conducive to a PSE or GFE.

We stripped, and as promised, she brought some sexy lingerie, a red push-up bra, and matching panties. It contrasted well with lightly tanned skin, and complemented her perfect breasts. She showered before coming over, so while I showered, I had her watch a youtube video on the use of a female condom in Spanish.

When I finished, she was lying on the bed, face down, that gorgeous rump reminding of that line from the "Hitler finds out Helpe disco in Rio is closing" ("She had a bunda so gorgeous, I just had to eat eat it!"). She had started on a second instructional video. I offered a choclate bon-bon, and just biting off half of one seemed to fill up her mouth, (but later on on find out she had helped herself to a coffee flavored candy I left on my dresser.)
I let her chew while spritzed some Dollar Store vanilla sent body splash on the bed. Chocolate and vanilla had the desired effect on her, and when I put the tablet in the safe, she was waiting on the bed, and when I joined her, she treated me to some great foreplay.

How much did she match the pictures on the website? In some ways, very much. The pictures don't show her face, which is one of her best features, but the voluptuous figure is all there. Tall, full figured, with enough ass to satisfy a Brazilain bunda aficionado, and enough rack to to make a tit man happy. I am convinced that their shape, firmness, slope, and ductility are not the product of surgery. However, what the photographer airbrushed out was a huge - I'm talking hip-to-hip -Cesarean scar and another vertical scar, about 3-4 inches long that ran from the bottom of her rib cage towards her belly button, both dark and almost an inch thick. She was so sexy, the scars would even be a speed bump on the Orgasm Express. After all, even Barbie's perfect figure is marred by the seams left by the compression plastic mold.

The foreplay was going well. Caresses and kisses led to the red push up bra coming off, freeing the twins. I am convinced the shape, firmness, slope, and symmetry was not the product of a surgeon's knife. I decided she was tongue-worthy, and we wiggled her out of her sophisticated, latices red panties.

[Eszpresszo]

Cleaned up my inbox, WorldTravel69. Boy, did it need a cleaning up

Well, you opened up a can of worms. Your TR has definitely been a serious refresh for info on Guate. You probably got a lot of comments and questions. So, don't stop now.

[Iguana Six]

Took Friday night off from the hobby and got caught up on sleep. Big breakfast. Went to two pharmacies. The one closest to the Intercontinental did not have Sostenon / Testuveron, the other next one did. Farmacia Galeano, 4757-5848 Q183 got me a 250 MG ampul and a syringe. They sent me to the office / commercial business next door. There a woman at a beauty parlor injected me with it. The price was supposed to be Q10, but upon hearing my accent the owner of the beauty salon said it was Q15. Chiselers......Angel's Salon and Spa, 13 calle, 3-40, zona 10

Went back to my room, and relaxed a bit. I had to decide if I was going for two shots on goal today or just one, and with whom, hit Pasiones for a Q850 a shot 10, or try to set up something for the next day, since everything seems to shut down on Sundays.

Repeat with sweet, Q400, gfe Sofia at Venus? See if the new girls arrived at LadyVip? Or try out Nicol there? Take advantage of Scort21's Q500 saturday (and Monday, Wednesday) special? Pasiones and try out the perfect bodied Salvadoran?

I called Scort21, asked who was working. They were vague. Asked if Lucero was working. They were vague, but said I could make and appointment and she could be there in an hour. They do outcalls to hotels, so could she come tomorrow. They checked and promised she would call me in 20 minutes. When did I want her to come? Morning, afternoon, night....I wasn't picky. She called with 12 minutes. Could she come Sunday at 9am? Yup. She will call 15 minutes before, meet me at the corner, and then park her car in the hotel's garage. $100, not Q700. Let's hope the plan comes together, as it would be nice to get some action on a sunday, and not have to go to their spa on Saturday.

So I decided to go to LadysVIP to checkout Nicol and the two promised New Girls. With verylight traffic, I made great time on foot, finding the Korean restaurant, the exact address of Pasiones, swung passed Venus before it opened, before taking a cab the last few blocks from behind the WalMart. It was only a few blocks and a few minutes (a lot less traffic) but the driver would not take Q4 but insisted that Q20 is the minimumfare regardless of the time/distance. More chiselers....

I was welcomed inside. There were a couple of locals in living room A, so I went to loving room B. I was presented with skinny Paola, tall Marisol, cute little Briely, Nicol, Bridget, and two others. Not impressed, sent them away. The new girls had not shown up. Nicol just didn't have a pretty enough face to catch my attention, and even though Briely came back to the couch to try to convince me, I told her I didn't want a repeat of the cucumber in the coin purse/tractor trailer in the two car garage action again. But wasn't the thought of making Briely limp home that night that put me off, it was the prospect of no kissing, upsell for bbbj, and getting mechanical head that turned me off.

I walked out and headed for Venus, tried to take a short cut instead of walking to 12th street, and it started to rain. I got lost , it rained even harder, and walked in a complete circle. I got soaking wet and kept going.

When I got to Venus, I had hoped that they had a clothing dryer. They had to have one on premises so they wash and dry the towel, right? Wrong. But the owner was as gracious as he was on Thursday, and offered me a towel while he went to get Sofia. We went to the room. This time there was a mommasan in the little living room between the two bedrooms. She got the room prepped and would be the time keeper. Later I learned that she knocked at the 30 minute mark and your Q400 got you 30 minutes and not 45....which not what I was told by the owner? manager?

anyway, Sofia was glad to see me, glad I remembered her and was supper enthused to be asked for, practically [CodeWord125] my mouth with her tongue after she showered and brushed her teeth . This repeat session was better than the first, as she was comfortable enough to ask for one of her favorite positions, cowgirl. Plus, there was almost as much light coming from outside, via the window, as there was fromthe one light bulb.

She would not give me her number....as she did not have one. I gave her mine, but she probably would not come over to my hotel. Fear of being scolded. I did circuit around the downstairs bar area. Older, chubbier ladies. Some gave off a Milf vibe, but MILFs are only attractive in the suburbs of North America. I did a walk through Moulin Rouge. Not much improvement there, but of course there were a couple of 6s there. One tried to get my attention. I asked a manager the cost of short time.....it was now Q1230, not the Q1200 I was quoted on Thursday.

[Iguana Six]

I guess you are talking about Plaza Espana? I can not see a building Passiones.

Yes, but it is there, on the corner of avenue 4 A and 12 street / calle, and its upper level takes up the entire block. It is across the street from the Argentine restaurant, NI-FU, NI-FA, and around the corner from the Korean House restaurant on Avenida 4 (no "A") between 12th and 13th calle. You will hear the music coming out of it if you are anywhere near the building.

While not directly across the street from Plaza del Sol it is just 100 meters or so away.

Cleaned up my inbox, WorldTravel69. Boy, did it need a cleaning up

[Eszpresszo]

While I enjoyed my four months in Guatemala, I was really rather puzzled by the price to quality ratio in the prostitution scene. It seemed out of line with all other Latin American countries (except maybe Chile which is irrationally expensive). Either the price was quite high, or the quality was quite low, or in many cases both of the above. I liked most other aspects of the country, such as buying large bags of marijuana for ten or twenty dollars, and the fact that you did not have to identify yourself to rent a hotel or short term apartment. Guatemalans or 'chapines' are very friendly and helpful, other than when being murderously violent, which is relatively rare. The poorer classes who tend to theft generally can't afford guns, so that helps. I'll definitely go back, but not because of the mongering, which is below average by almost any standard.

Thanks for your input. I am curious what are your picks for LA, in regards to a high "price to quality ratio". Guatemala has some things I am interested in, most notably visiting Tikal, but I also understand the bus ride is much faster from Belize City than it is from Guate. Belize? What's up there? I only met one Belizean girl and she was gorgeous. Previously, you had mentioned that you were not a fan of the DR, though some of us are. I think we all understand what is RIGHT about Colombia. But, I was wondering how the rest of LA stacks up in your experience. Peru interests me, and some have said it is underrated for mongering. Venezuela seems off limits for now, though it seems you could trade food for sex. The Venezuelan lady on my team is one of the sweetest and cutest women you have ever seen. She and her husband are in America solely to work to make money to get food to their family in Caracas. Then there are the two hot and adorable, young, petite, Salvadorean sisters working the cafeteria where I work. They are way too hot to be cashiers. I am tempted to tell them, "You could make big money if you wanted to be a stripper in Dallas. " But, I won't.

All others please chime in, on this issue. And let's hope the Iguana 6 keeps up this series of trip reports. He is definitely performing a serious refresh for this destination.

[World Travel 69]

I guess you are talking about Plaza Espana? I can not see a building Passiones.

Someone else asked for the address before.

I would like to put it on the Map.

[World Travel 69]

Someone else asked for the address before.

I would like to put it on the Map.

Curse the 60 minute editing limitation!

(continued) So I pulled out and finished like the star of a vintage porno or baker frosting a cake, glazing her ample breasts like donuts, and trying to fit the tips of her nipples into my urethera. She would have prefered I didn't, shielding her hair, as there was no shower, just wet wipes, but she kept her pleasing disposition throughout.

Price was Q550, and I'm sure a bbj would have been an upsell, but I did not ask. Credit card would be Q600. There is a Q500 special on Mon / Wed / Sat. Outcall to a nearby hotel will cost $100, maybe Q700 , for an hour, when you call in your credit card. I guess that covers cabfare.

Fellow ISG members, please chime in with suggestions, as I only have a few days left and want to make the most of it. What are the Sunday options?

[Roebuck]

After reading several reviews decided to hit Ladys VIP around 2 pm. Caught an Uber for 4 $. Wondered around for a bit but the driver ask when close and located with minimal problems. Black gated garage door with pedestrian entrance in middle. Walked in sat down and in about 1 minute 6 girls came out standard kiss on the cheek, then each one introduced themselves. I chose Nicol.

Web site advertised her as 19 yo. But she was 26. Initially I would give her a 7 but after the clothes came off I would have up to an 8. Nice boobs, all natural, soft with nice nipples, medium size with a good slope, not hangers. Very friendly and eager to please but she would not kiss at first, later a little FK but no DFK. Very clean, smelled nice, also only a CBJ. Even with a 100 q tip she would only give a CBJ. However she was very talented at it. No rush, I paid for an hour and left after about an hour and ten. No calls, nothing, I am the one that decided it was time to leave. She was happy cuddling after an full hour of fun. This is a very basic place, clean but is a hot sheet bed. A gross of condoms next to the bed, yes a gross, LOL. Curtains are old or sheets. Hanging from pvc pipe. Don't expect a lot. If Bom Boa in Sao Paulo Br is a 9 this place is a 1.5. Nicol is definitely worth your time. 400 Q for 1 hour plus. Tip of you are planning to repeat with the same girl.

[Iguana Six]

Curse the 60 minute editing limitation!

(continued) So I pulled out and finished like the star of a vintage porno or baker frosting a cake, glazing her ample breasts like donuts, and trying to fit the tips of her nipples into my urethera. She would have prefered I didn't, shielding her hair, as there was no shower, just wet wipes, but she kept her pleasing disposition throughout.

Price was Q550, and I'm sure a bbj would have been an upsell, but I did not ask. Credit card would be Q600. There is a Q500 special on Mon / Wed / Sat. Outcall to a nearby hotel will cost $100, maybe Q700 , for an hour, when you call in your credit card. I guess that covers cabfare.

Fellow ISG members, please chime in with suggestions, as I only have a few days left and want to make the most of it. What are the Sunday options?

[Dickhead]

While I enjoyed my four months in Guatemala, I was really rather puzzled by the price to quality ratio in the prostitution scene. It seemed out of line with all other Latin American countries (except maybe Chile which is irrationally expensive). Either the price was quite high, or the quality was quite low, or in many cases both of the above. I liked most other aspects of the country, such as buying large bags of marijuana for ten or twenty dollars, and the fact that you did not have to identify yourself to rent a hotel or short term apartment. Guatemalans or 'chapines' are very friendly and helpful, other than when being murderously violent, which is relatively rare. The poorer classes who tend to theft generally can't afford guns, so that helps. I'll definitely go back, but not because of the mongering, which is below average by almost any standard.

[Iguana Six]

My thanks go to the members who posted info about this outfit in 2016 and 2015. While the line up of other places have turned over quite a bit, this one has stayed the same, which is good because the info and the webpage links in the report were still accurate.

They are serious about the 7 pm closing. I called and got no response the night before. I called the next day, spoke with Lucero, and told them I could be there in an hour. They "took my appointment," and gave me the address. I guess they don't put the address on their website, since, supposedly, they are a collective of independent providers. It turns out that it was within walking distance of the Intercontinental and other neighborhood hotels, and I had passed it a few times while walking along 12th street, near Passiones.

They suggested I take a cab, but I figured that I would walk across La Reforma boulevard, then take a cab down 12th. I crossed, but getting a cab was impossible. One finally stopped, I got in, and it turned out I was just half a block away, which I would not have noticed if it did not take a minute to inch forward 50 meters. I apologized, and the cabbie smiled and let me out.

The location was on the ground floor of an office building with a nice courtyard on the ground floor. It was a rented storefront, with full window decalling as a theraputic spa. I knocked, they asked my name and let me in. There was an office up front and was led into one of the small rooms in the back. Just enough room for a massage table, a futon couch, a fan, and book shelf. Lucero was acting as host, and she told me to stay in the room and she would bring the other two for introductions. The first was short and squat, the second was Sofia. Lucero was the prettiest of the three, but Sofia got such rave reviews last year for her body and personality.

The reports were not wrong. Sofia was still chatty, easygoing, and very curvy. The pictures on the website did not lie. But they were airbrushed, taken years ago, when her metabolism was faster than ground mail delivery. She had "old stripper's body," as if she stopped working the pole during the Bush administration and had given up her gym membership. The D-cup bolt-ons were still there, her rump would still provide a comfortable pillow, but she was lumpier than prison messhall mashed potatoes. I would have loved to see her in her prime, and she would still be the second sexiest MILF in my neighborhood, but.....this was not a neighborhood affair. Then there was something about the geometry of her face that I wasn't expecting - the website pictures obscured her face - and was slightly off putting.

What followed was me face down naked on the table, followed by a skilled if low pressure massage, followed by a request to turn over, followed by a cursory massage of the front of my body, followed by a practiced fitting of a condom, followed by an energetic cbj of the repetitious and unimaginative rabid up and down-head bobbing-chickehead school. Not bad, but not memorable. Missionary, followed by doggy, followed by her lying down face down and making maximum use of the force absorbing properties of her ample rump, followed by spoons. It wasn't bad, and when I pretended that it 1984 and I was playing with Christy Canyon's boobs, it good, but.....

.....the Orgasm Express was not leaving the station anytime soon. Maybe it was her facial geometry, or I was tired, or I'm not so young anymore, or the precarious fitting of two people on a massage table in any position besides mish and doggy is too distracting.balanc