Guatemala City

[ChrisUcla]

If you're willing to forego the bars and meet chicas in daylight or early evening, there are several MPs in the same Zona as the Westin. Google is your friend.

In particular is one Gem with two chicas, not much on the massage but plenty on the FS. No shower so plan to either hit the gym or return to your hotel is you need to freshen up for other activities. I think I've never spent more than 300 Q at Gem, and spas offering massage with discreet extras are similarly processed for 60-90 minutes.

I haven't tried Gem Spa, but will if the one I met at Royal Spa ever stops seeing me (she's actually quit the spa, but my buddy who went there said he had a great time with "Andi" just last week). It's cool because the mamasan shows all the available chicas on a big flat screen TV, then takes you to the room. The girl shows up, light chat, massage, then you figure out based on how she's doing the massage if you want to ask for everything. It's worked for us, so hopefully for you as well.

I just returned from GC yesterday. I met my gal for dinner at Montano's (which was a fab meal with an Argentinian red wine), then back to hotel bar for chatting. Then she nearly raped me upstairs in the room. It was great to wake up next to a naked, nice, and neat lady the next morning and take a shower with her. Then have another round. Then another shower. A little pastry for breakfast then she smiled on her way out.

Cheers guys, Chris.

[Chacal60]

If you're willing to forego the bars and meet chicas in daylight or early evening, there are several MPs in the same Zona as the Westin. Google is your friend.

In particular is one Gem with two chicas, not much on the massage but plenty on the FS. No shower so plan to either hit the gym or return to your hotel is you need to freshen up for other activities. I think I've never spent more than 300 Q at Gem, and spas offering massage with discreet extras are similarly processed for 60-90 minutes.

Staying at the Westin Camino Real. Went to check out the Moulin Rouge. The Uber over from the Westin each way cost 30 Q. The current exchange rate from the Hotel is 7. 40/ dollar. The place is maybe 10 - 13 minutes away from Zona Viva, an easy and short drive. The girls at the place are mostly 7 and 8, with an occasional 9. They all have a little belly, much, much smaller than mine. Although I have not been to Exessos or Madonna's or Pasiones, I was told they were very expensive. I drank the local beer "Gallo" which is Ok and costs 35 Q, the girls beers are 115 for a small Coronita, or 195 for the full size. Felt very safe as there were two guards with shotguns at the door. I ask the waiter who indicated the girls charge 660 Q for 1/2 hour or 990 for the full hour. Not sure is that is the gringo price or the local price. The place is dark and poorly set up so you cannot see the girls either when dancing or across the room. Biggest drawback is the girls were not having a good rotation, so one girl would come up, do her two songs, and then there would be a large gap where you could look at your phone or check out the neighbor with the lap dance going on. Welcome any suggestions as I will be here for a month. Happy Mongering!

[Fillychaser]

Staying at the Westin Camino Real. Went to check out the Moulin Rouge. The Uber over from the Westin each way cost 30 Q. The current exchange rate from the Hotel is 7. 40/ dollar. The place is maybe 10 - 13 minutes away from Zona Viva, an easy and short drive. The girls at the place are mostly 7 and 8, with an occasional 9. They all have a little belly, much, much smaller than mine. Although I have not been to Exessos or Madonna's or Pasiones, I was told they were very expensive. I drank the local beer "Gallo" which is Ok and costs 35 Q, the girls beers are 115 for a small Coronita, or 195 for the full size. Felt very safe as there were two guards with shotguns at the door. I ask the waiter who indicated the girls charge 660 Q for 1/2 hour or 990 for the full hour. Not sure is that is the gringo price or the local price. The place is dark and poorly set up so you cannot see the girls either when dancing or across the room. Biggest drawback is the girls were not having a good rotation, so one girl would come up, do her two songs, and then there would be a large gap where you could look at your phone or check out the neighbor with the lap dance going on. Welcome any suggestions as I will be here for a month. Happy Mongering!

[NeilGeorge]

Yes, it is possible. My question is: What will you do in Antigua?

Look at all the short stubby people and eat a corn taco. That's all.

[Huacho]

Antigua is really nice, warmer than GC, but it is a pain to drive in. I rented a car versus taking a bus there. But yeah, it is very nice. I wish we had spent more time there.

Antigua and Guatemala City are the exact same temperature 99% of the time so the statement is ridiculous. I live in Antigua and the temperature for both Antigua and the city appear on my banner and are almost always the same, and are the same now (16 in both places). And a car is a liability in both Antigua and at the lake. Absolutely no reason to rent a car in Guatemala and hundreds of reasons not to.

[ChrisUcla]

You're not writing to yourself. I never thought of Guatemala as a destination, mongering or touristic, but I'm now reevaluating it thanks to your reports.

Is it possible to stay in Antigua and "commute" to GC to visit its spas, then go back to Antigua?

Sure. Either stay in Guatemala City and day trip to Antigua, or vice versa. I've day tripped to Antigua a couple of times and like staying in GC a bit better as there is more to do. I agree with another poster about "The Market" in the Intercontinental, as it's super good. I also like Casa Escobar just past El Establo on the same street as the Intercontinental. My fave "go to" is the Wagyu carpaccio (melt in your mouth), then the Entrana Importana with sides of guac and frijoles. Ask for a couple of tortillas to go along. Or start with the Fondue de Queso with Portobello why Ron (mushrooms and rum). A couple glasses of wine later and it's like a culinary heaven (note: don't order all the previous in one sitting or you'll be too full to even have a drink, let alone have some fun).

You can of course hit up Club Excesso and have a pick a girl to chat with then take to a room there, but that can be quite a bit more expensive than the above, and they are more beholden to the Club than the massage ladies I've encountered. There is a review from February 2022 on my Club experience. Go take a look.

You'll enjoy your stay. Focus more on the tourist things and the fun side business can work itself out eventually. .

Cheers, Chris.

[Elvis 2008]

Well, what I will do is what every other tourist does there. Walk around and enjoy the laid-back vibe of a well-preserved Spanish colonial town. I understand it's the #1 tourist draw in Central America, safer and more picturesque than GC.

As the old saying goes, a man doesn't live by mongering alone.

If you go, make sure to eat at the restaurant the Market inside the Intercontinental hotel after you land in GC. It is so fucking good I would return just for a meal there.

Antigua is really nice, warmer than GC, but it is a pain to drive in. I rented a car versus taking a bus there. But yeah, it is very nice. I wish we had spent more time there.

Though the highlight by far was gong to Lake Atitlan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Atitl%C3%A1n.

We were there for a day and I wish it had been a week. Before I settled down, I had an epic trip where I took three sugar babies to Cancun. If I got unattached and called them up again, this is where we would go. If I were still playing and did not have said women, I would be looking to score in GC and bring the women with me to Lake Atitlan.

The last thing I really wanted to do but did not was a tour of the volcanos, but that will happen in the future.

I never expected Guatemala to be one of my favorite countries but it is. Only issue with it is I did not see that many hotties, and that is why I would look to import my own.

[Globalnomad5]

Well, what I will do is what every other tourist does there. Walk around and enjoy the laid-back vibe of a well-preserved Spanish colonial town. I understand it's the #1 tourist draw in Central America, safer and more picturesque than GC.

As the old saying goes, a man doesn't live by mongering alone.

Yes, it is possible. My question is: What will you do in Antigua?

[TomJackin]

Is it possible to stay in Antigua and "commute" to GC to visit its spas, then go back to Antigua?

Yes, it is possible. My question is: What will you do in Antigua?

[Artisttyp]

You're not writing to yourself. I never thought of Guatemala as a destination, mongering or touristic, but I'm now reevaluating it thanks to your reports.

Is it possible to stay in Antigua and "commute" to GC to visit its spas, then go back to Antigua?

Around 45 minutes each way.

[Globalnomad5]

You're not writing to yourself. I never thought of Guatemala as a destination, mongering or touristic, but I'm now reevaluating it thanks to your reports.

Is it possible to stay in Antigua and "commute" to GC to visit its spas, then go back to Antigua?

Almost feel like I'm writing to myself.

[ChrisUcla]

Almost feel like I'm writing to myself.

Got the number from the massage chica from my last two visits. Used WhatsApp to ask if she just come to my hotel room a week or so before I'd be arriving. It was cool to see heads turn as she walked into the lobby of the nice hotel. Greeted with the cheek brush kiss and a beaming smile. Went upstairs and chilled out for a short time. Then when the kissing started it was like I'd let a sensual lioness out of her cage! Super sexy, and after her kisses I was rock hard so she just went to town on the little guy. Almost blew during that so asked her to ride me. She was all smiles, and to my surprise she came fast, and a lot. When I finished she just stayed on me and leaned over snuggling as we talked. Took a shower together and after she got a call so asked me to stay quiet. Am thinking it was her BF or hubby. Lots of hugs and kisses on her way out. Didn't ask me for a dime, so I slipped some cash anyway and told her to enjoy herself. She said she already had, but will enjoy the gift. Great time!

[Huacho]

Those two places aren't even in the Guatemala city.

Well, they are close enough to drive to from the city, especially Joco, and there really isn't any action on the other Guatemala boards.

[DriftClouds]

I live in Guatemala and it's orders of magnitude cheaper than Costa Rica, and somewhat cheaper than Mxico. Don't go to the strip clubs in the city. Check out the red light districts in places like Chimaltenango or Chiquimula.

Those two places aren't even in the Guatemala city.

[Huacho]

Huacho you are probably the guy most familiar with the whole of central america. Do you ever find Cubanas anymore?

I was with a Cubana last month in Buenos Aires but I have not seen any in Guate. A few in Costa Rica. There was a pair of Cubanas, cousins they claimed, working at Sportsmen's in San José, when I was there in July 2021. I did not go with them because they were too pushy. If I were going to look for a specific ethnicity in a hooker, I would look for Paraguayans. Quite a few working in Spain.