Guatemala City

[Dodger Bulldog]

Hey Really Nice Guy,

Thanks for confirming for everyone else what I have reported many times over: Le Club and Cats are
the absolute worst places I have ever seen for trying to bleed you dry over drinks!

The best strategy is to buy at most one drink for yourself, pick out a chica within 20 minutes, and
head upstairs immediately. Don't even get started on buying the first chica drink.

I was actually banned from going back to Le Club because one night I bought only three drinks for
myself, two chica drinks, and a session of servicio. Total damages: about US$120.

But I didn't buy ENOUGH drinks that night, so they actually banned me from coming back!

If you do return to Le Club, be sure to take my advice and ask for Salvador to be your waiter. He is
a cool old dude and much more reasonable about letting you enjoy yourself without requiring you to
buy another drink every 20 minutes.

It is also true at Le Club that the hottest chicas spend an inordinate amount of time hiding in back. So
don't wait for the chicas to come to you. Simply point Salvador towards the one who caught your eye
and let him go fetch her.

Best strategy for Cats: Just forgeddaboutit!

DB

[ReallyaNiceGuy]

Later Saturday another monger from ISG, Freshwind, arrived and is staying at the same hotel, we hung out, got him a cell phone, had dinner and then we hit the streets.

First stop La Club. Very cool upscale place.
We were ushered to a table, actually they asked the local guys already sitting there to move so we could sit there, the menu was explained to us and we ordered a drink. Soon we were joined by a couple of lovely girls, chatted with them for a while, bought them a drink, lots of hankie pankie, my girl was gesturing with her finger about the BJ I would get so I traced my finger along her cheek and down to her throat, she understood I meant DT and she said she could do that, cool.
Things were going good until a waiter came over and moved our drinks from the table because he said there was going to be a girl dancing on the table. Then there was this whole show thing with about 8 girls dancing this routine on stage with other girls dancing on the tables around the club. They were all dressed alike and it seemed to go on forever. Somebody came over and said something to my girl, she told me she would be right back but I never saw her again. The mood was gone and Freshwind and I decided to leave and check out another place.

Next stop Cats. Now this is my kind of place. Or so I thought.
This place was packed with girls, some dressed in the same outfits and some dressed in varying street/**** outfits. Near as I could understand the girls dressed the same "worked" there and the others were freelance. It felt like the freelance girls were more aggressive and wanting drink after drink.
Two freelance girls joined us, nice enough, we bought them a drink and soon we were asked to move to the back room with couches. At first it felt like this would give us some privacy but soon there was a bunch of people in the room. Then the pressure came to buy another drink, we did and then they wanted another. I kept asking about going to the room and she would say after one more drink. Well two was my limit so I told her no and asked her to leave, she asked for another drink, then she asked for cash, and she asked again several more times while I was just hanging around alone. She really was a pest. Nothing else moved us, it was late, Freshwind was feeling under the weather and tired so we called it a night.

Mike

[ReallyaNiceGuy]

I slept in, had breakfast and then took off for a walk to this place. Got there about noon and there were about 12 girls and 4 guys in the place. As I walked around a girl latched onto me, didn't really look at her just trying to get the lay of the land, I sat down on a long bench along the wall and she sat next to me and started hugging and kissing me. Her name was Mary, said she was 25, I guess closer to 35, OK looking with a decent body. When I could get a word in I discovered that nobody in the place spoke English and when she found out that I didn't speak Spanish she told the whole place and we all laughed at the situation but we got by.
As Mary and I were going at it I spotted a really cute thin girl, she was serving drinks. I caught her eye and when she finished she came over and sat on the other side of me. Mary introduced us, sorry but I forgot her name, she was sweet and I felt a strong attraction to her. The three of us sat there doing our best to talk and having fun. I bought both of them a drink and Mary went to get them so that gave me alone time with the cute one. Soon we were embraced and DFKing until Mary returned. So there I sat getting kissed by both of them.
I saw there was a stage and asked Mary if she danced, she said she would and went to the back room to get ready. When she left the cute one and I picked up where we left off. Mary came out, went up on the stage and started dancing, she was pretty good, the cute one and I cooled it down but I was feeling her up good. When Mary finished her routine and was necked I went up to the stage with 5Q in my hand, ran my hands up and down her body, which looked nice by the way, and with no place to stick the tip I put it under her neckless and the place went nuts with what I was doing.
Mary went to the back to get dressed and I returned to the cute one and told her I wanted to take her to the room. Things got kind of strange here but she told me she couldn't because Mary was with me first and I should go with her first. I told her I only had time for one and I wanted it to be her but she remained firm. I asked her if she would be there tomorrow and she told me they were closed on Sunday. I asked if I could see her alone at my place on Sunday and she said she would. That was great news and I agreed to go with Mary today. My cell wasn't working so I all I could do was give her the name, address and directions to my hotel, she said she knew where it was and would be there.
Oh yea, Mary returned, we agreed on 150 for 30 minutes and went to the back. The room was exactly as Delta5000 described. Mary was a lot of fun, she enjoys her work, did everything I asked, took a good pounding, I came and I left.
On the way out I stopped and got some more DFKing from the cute one, as we were hugging I whispered in her ear, manana?, she whispered back, si, we all said goodbye and I left.

Well it's Sunday night as I'm writing this and you guessed it, she never showed up. I will go back there to see her.

Mike

[ReallyaNiceGuy]

Rested most of the day and walked around some getting my barring. After taking a late nap I went to the bar across the street from Las Torres, it's called Cheers now, at around 10 PM. The place was packed watching Soccer.
I wasn't sat down 5 minutes and a girl came over and sat next to me. She spoke a little English and we had fun trying to talk to each other. Her name was Sheily, she was 28, nice looking, a few extra Latin pounds but still nice body, she was there with her 18 year old sister, WOW! what a knock out she was. She lives in Livingston and was visiting Guatemala city for a while.
Sheily had have a few drinks and was feeling good and her sister was trying to keep her in line and not wanting her to drink anymore. I don't drink and was being a support and not buying any more drinks for her, the sister liked that and took a liking to me and was comfortable with me spending time talking to Sheily.
Her husband died 4 months ago so maybe that was what had her craving attention. Well I gave it to her, treated her, and her sister, with respect and before long she was hanging all over me, her sister gave me the OK so I hung on her back. She was loving the attention and soon it was full on the lips deep wet kissing. After about 2 hours she asked if I wanted to go to my place and I told her we should check with her sister. I told the sister I would take good care of Sheily, make sure she got home safe and Sheily was pleading for permission. We got the go ahead and off we went to my room for a night of passion and good sex. It was all I could do to keep up with her because she wanted it again and again. We woke up, a couple more rounds, shower, breakfast and sent her home. She gave me her number so, if she still likes me when she's sober, I'll hope to see her again.

Mike

[ReallyaNiceGuy]

I have been busy since my arrival.
I signed up with LatinAmericanCupid a couple of weeks ago and started contacting any girl/woman that was looking for someone my age and spoke a little English. I got a bunch of replies showing interest and some we started exchanging emails. When it was all said and done, although there are still a couple of maybes,

My first day/night was spent with one of these girls. I meet Lilies for breakfast the morning I arrived. She is 30, great English, collage degree in business, divorced, a son that passed away, little spinner body, friendly, very cute and sexy. She wore skin tight pants and top with no bra with her nipples sticking out at me the whole time we ate.

Well she has a story, don't they all? Her son died in an accident and then ran into trouble with the government about his body, had to sell her house and pay them a lot of money and now she was almost out of money, the government was after her, now she was living in hiding in an apartment, right around the corner from me, and was leaving for the USA. She has a friend living in Houston, TX so she was going there to look for work. Whatever! But she never even hinted for me to give her money but I was waiting. It never came.

After breakfast we went to the mall and she helped me get a cell phone, exchange US dollars and check into Las Torres. After that she said she had to go and finish packing, I asked if she needed help and she said sure and the company would be nice too so off we went to her apartment.

I was just being helpful but she started flirting so I flirting back and soon we were in bed together in the throws of passion. Then we showered together and went to lunch. When we returned we finished packing and then back to bed, then dinner and we spent the night together. The morning was another couple of rounds, shower, take her bags down stairs, put her in the cab and send her off to the airport.

Yes I did tell her I would try and make it to Houston to see her but most likely I wouldn't. But we'll see how she is doing there when I get home next month.

Mike

[Delta5000]

I went to this place today around 6 PM. There were about 15 chicas present. The standard is not as high as in the other clubs usually discussed here, around 50% of the girls where fucking ugly, but there were also some 7s and 8s.

The prices on the website are correct, it´s 150Q for 30 min and 300Q for one hours. I paid a heavy gringo tax on the beer (40 per bottle), it´s actually muss less as I found out when I left the place and saw the advertising in the entrance (too bad I didn´t see it when I walked in). It seems that lady drinks have the same price here.

In spite of the rip-off with the beer (won´t happen again), I liked the place. Sat down with a 24yo spinner that looked like 18. She was really sweet, never asked for a drink until I bought her one. Lots of DFK already in the bar until we eventually went on to the back room. When I saw the backroom and especially the bathroom I realized why this place is so cheap. They don´t even have tap water but take take it from 2 large water barrels in the bathroom. Anyway, the main event was excellent. 30 min. hard sex (I like it wild and since my best part is definitely way over Guatemalan standards I sometimes have problems with petite chicks) an absolute GFE, she really seemed to enjoy it as well and even let me finish over her tits and face. All this including half an hour DFK in the bar for 150Q. If it wasn´t for the bathroom, I would probably have stayed longer and tried another chick, but even given that, I want to try again next week.

By the way, they also have a funny game on their website www.chapinaz.com

Delta5000

[Southbound69]

Freshwind,

I stayed at the Hotel San Carlos exactly two years ago. The hotel was pretty nice and I don't remember what the rate was at the time but I felt it was a good deal. They had free transport from the airport. Breakfast was descent. Reception was very friendly. I called hotescortsgt.com and he brought the girl over that I requested although he was about an hour late. I told the front desk that "a friend" was coming to visit me. No problem, no charge (I don't know what the official policy is for guests). They called my room when she arrived to let me know and I told them to send her up. The girl from hotescortsgt was GREAT by the way.
Almost a GFE, nice shower together, BBBJ, multiple positions, 2 pops. She had a great time too. I think it was $55 for the first hour at the time. She is no longer on the website.

By the way, for $10 extra (I think his name is Charley) he delivered a girl to Antigua for me, 2 hour minimum. He did it for me, twice.

Have fun.

Southbound69

[Tubular]

i had an excellent experience today in guatemala city, on a sunday no less, which is somewhat challenging since most agencies and casas de cita are only open monday through saturday. i had a couple hours to enjoy in the early afternoon, and my searche proved worthwhile.

i looked in the classifieds for the sunday prensa libre and found this one, only i am expanding it to get rid of abbreviations:

masaje relajante, avenida elena 10-48 zone 3, de 9 am - 9 pm, todos los dias (every day)

first off, some details on the location. zone 3 is just west of downtown, about a 10 minute walk or so, depending on your location. the 10-48 means that it's near 10a calle, number 48 on the block. calles (or streets) run east-west, while avenidas (avenues) run north-south. once you arrive, it is in the middle of a busy, mixed commercial-residential street, and the address is shown in pretty big numbers. the location is non-descript with a typical big metal frame with a door inset into the frame. the name "elisabeth" is also printed on the larger door frame up above. it feels a bit strange to have residents of all ages milling about, but the papasan (or bouncer or whatever) lets you in discreetly and then everything is fine.

so i arrived and the papasan told me the details. i could peek at the 4 chicas waiting in chairs in the front waiting area, and the selection looked decent. i wanted 1.5 hours which the guys said would cost me q330. i paid my dues and then went over to the girls. by the way, just so you know, the papasan (there were two actually) didn't seem to be the types to speak much english. at least my mongering negotiating skills have gotten pretty good after living here for several months.

when i go to casas de cita i always feel a bit awkward trying to decide who to be with. of the four chicas, 2 were decent looking, 1 was good and 1 was quite hot. i personally find women with dark features extremely sexy, which is what most of the girls there are, so if you're looking for blondes with plastic tits i suggest you shop elsewhere. so anyway, the good looking one, named angela, was the one i picked because she seemed to have the mix of personality, attitude and body. she has a lovely face and brown hair and skin, and her body type is medium.

angela took me back to her room, where she fully satisfied me. incidentally, the conditions of the room were quite good and clean, though the bathroom is kinda nasty and there is nowhere to wash up afterwards.

so, back to angela. i love women who are very affectionate, seductive and touchy, which she was. she was proactive and seemed to enjoy sex. it was a true gfe, and she really kept on giving until the last minute. the 1.5 hours was good because it gave us time to relax, really check each other out and do msog, which she was into. i would gladly visit her again.

then i was back out into the 75 degree guatemalan sunshine with a big smile on my face, thanks to angela.

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[FreshWind]

Newbie Help -- visiting Guatemala City on Feb 9th for the first time. Experienced in Lima and Costa Rica.

Hotel recommendations in Guatemala City?
Suites Reforma Zona Viva suitesreformahttp://www.suitesreforma.com.gt/
Hotel San Carlos Zona 10 http://www.hsancarlos.com/?
Other?

Hotel recommendations in Antigua Guatemala:?
Posada del Hermano Pedro http://www.xelapages.com/hermanopedro/
Other?

[Uticaclub]

Thanks Skyman.

Already have the WCR room booked. Figure I would splurge before trekking off to the jungle the balance of the week. Planning on hitting some of the clubs nearby. Will try to add some recent info upon my return.

[TomSky]

I stayed at the Biltmore which is connected to the Camera Real it is much cheeper and you can use all the Camino Real facilities.

This place was girl friendly. I met a great girl and she came over to my room a couple nights after her work like 2 or 3 am and just went up to my room and there was no problem.

I did have problems with the phone and Internet and it ended up costing me mucho dinero to use the hotel phone to the states.

[Uticaclub]

Anyone ever had a problem bringing a girl in?

[Visitante]

Full Throttle,

By chance do you have more information about the Le Palace?

I went there June 07, but I think now I close Iam looking for a nica girl called Yajaira around 21 - 23

Cheers!

[Delta5000]

I'm going to GC soon and I found this website linked from prensa libre:

http://www.chapinaz.com

Does anybody have experience with the place?

[Dodger Bulldog]

The latest advisory from the State Department:


Embassy of the United States of America
Guatemala City, Guatemala

January 10, 2008

Dear American Citizen:

The following Warden Message concerns the January 14 inauguration in Guatemala. Please contact the American Citizen Services section via e-mail (amcitsguatemala@state.gov), fax (2326-4655), or telephone (2326-4405) if you have any questions. Thank you very much for your support and assistance.

Estimados Ciudadanos Americanos:

El siguiente es un mensaje, concerniente a la toma de posesión presidencial, el 14 de enero, en Guatemala. Por favor comuníquese con la Sección de Servicios a Ciudadanos Americanos vía correo electrónico a (amcitsguatemala@state.gov) fax (2326-4655) ó número telefónico (2326-4405) si tiene alguna pregunta o si necesita mayor información en español. Muchas gracias por su colaboración y ayuda.

WARDEN MESSAGE

The Guatemalan presidential inauguration will take place on Monday, January 14, 2008. Congressional deputies, and mayors and other elected officials across the country will also be assuming office on that day. U.S. citizens are advised that security measures planned by Guatemalan authorities may result in disruption of normal traffic flow in the capital. Beginning on January 11, three days before the event, the Guatemalan police will deploy 3000 additional officers throughout Guatemala City. Additionally, several streets within the capital may be closed.

The U.S. Embassy is not aware of any demonstrations planned for the days leading up to the inauguration, during the event, or afterwards. Nevertheless, U.S. citizens are advised that impromptu demonstrations are possible, especially in towns and rural areas where mayoral election results were disputed. While most demonstrations in Guatemala have been peaceful, and have not been directed at tourists or foreigners, Americans are reminded that even peaceful demonstrations can turn violent with little or no warning. U.S. citizens should avoid areas where demonstrations are taking place. The use of roadblocks and/or blocking of public facilities, including the international airports, has occurred in the past, and demonstrators may prevent tourists caught behind the blockades from leaving.

U.S. citizens visiting or residing in Guatemala should monitor local media reports and consult hotel personnel and tour guides to see if there is protest activity that justifies suspension of travel. U.S. citizens may also consult with the Consular section of the U.S. Embassy for updated security information.

Americans traveling abroad should regularly monitor the Department's web site at http://travel.state.gov where the current Worldwide Caution Public Announcement, Travel Warnings and Public Announcements can be found. Information on security can also be obtained by calling 1-888-407-4747 toll free in the United States, or, for callers outside the United States and Canada, a regular toll line at 1-202-501-4444. The U.S. Embassy in Guatemala City can be reached at (502) 2326-4405.