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09-14-06 03:02 #242
Posts: 15Thanks for the excellent detailed directions and report! I'm going to Guate 6-9 of October. One little question if I may. Is this place in a semi ok neighborhood? I've traveled to Guatemala once before however I'm not familiar with this area. Once again thanks for your informative report.
Originally Posted by Dodger Bulldog
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08-24-06 20:06 #241
Posts: 15attn fellow mongers
Going to Guate October 6 thru October 9. Any fellow mongers going to be there? I've traveled here before and speak fluent spanish.
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08-24-06 14:02 #240
Posts: 190Travel Time
How long is the bus ride from Guatemala City to Tuxtla Gutierrez Mexico? Can you take the same bus or do you have to change busses at the border?
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07-25-06 03:19 #239
Posts: 665High End Clubs
Don't bother going to Oro Solido. The chicas are not worth 500 Q.
The three high end clubs worth going to are Platino's, Le Club, and Capricho's. The going rate is 600 Q at all of them.
All have quality talent, and it seemed to me that they took turns being on top.
Platino's seemd to specialize in spinners, if you like that type of girl.
Le Club specializes in pushing over priced drinks and chica drinks every 25 minutes. It certainly has many hotties, but they act surprised if you actually ask for servicio.
Capricho's seems to have the most turnover and is more hit and miss. Some chicas were outstanding, but there were several nights when none caught my eye. They have an ocassional Russian or Eastern European, if that is what you want to find in Guatemala.
Elite is a total rip off. There is a $25 cover and it costs $150 for 30 minutes on premises. Elite wants $150 salido plus $250 for the chica to go off premises. And yes, these prices are in dollars, not quetzales.
The girls didn't look any hotter to me than at the other clubs that I mentioned. Not even as good, really.
There is no reason to ever venture anywhere near the place.
DB
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07-23-06 20:11 #238
Posts: 40Re: Strip Joints,etc
Hi Gamma,
The only U.S. style strip joints I can think of are Elite and Le Club. Dodger Bulldog mentioned a while back a place called Oro Solido, but I've never been.
It's been about six years since I went to Elite, so if someone else has been there more recently please feel free to correct my info. I think I paid $20 to get in and that included drinks. The setup inside is like a regular U.S. tittie place. I just remember that the girls were really good looking, but they did harrass me for drinks which were not cheap. Also, takeout or on premises servicio was stupid expensive as well. Personally, if i wanted that environment, I would go to a place here in the states.
Le Club is nice with a large selection of chicas, and they are at the upper level of the pay scale. I think they are at least 700Q for a half hour. Taxi drivers should know where it's at in Zona 4. Read previous posts for more info, but you may find this place your best bet for what you are looking for. Nice lookers here.
Paradise is near Plaza de Espana in Zona 9. I can't remember the exact number, but it is on the corner of 12a Calle and 6a Avenida. Going down 12a Calle from Plaza de Espana into Zona 9, Ave 6a is the next street behind a mexican restaurant called Cebollines. Turn right on 6a avenida and go down about 50 feet and you will see a neon sign with palm trees and "Paradise" on your left. Lots of nice chicas and the management is very customer oriented. You can use Visa/MC but be forewarned that they add a 10% surcharge. Same goes for Venus for that matter. Hope this helps.
Thanks for the info on Hotescorts, I will give them a try in August when I'm down there again! Some interesting looking talent.
Shtupp
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07-22-06 21:09 #237
Posts: 107Originally Posted by Gamma Ray 007
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07-21-06 03:43 #236
Posts: 107Capricho's visit and HotEscortsGT
First, I want to thank Shtupp and others for the great info! It saved me a *lot* of trouble. Before I forget, could someone post the address of Paradise? The only address that comes up in the threads seems to be one that was not longer correct. Also, is there any of these joints who runs a fully-fledged strip club? The dancers were very much an afterthought at Capricho's, and was quite mixed. Most didn't take the off the whole enchilada, but that may be because I was too early.
Tonight I visited Capricho's, and it was fairly nice. I had met "Kenya" there earlier, and she is a slight and thin girl, and very vivacious. I had more fun dancing and necking with her than about anything. The rooms were great, with bath and hot water, but bring your own lubricant. Is that normal here? In Asia and England there was *always* lotion of some kind on the table by the bed.
My Spanish may have made my initial intentions unclear, but I thought it was VERY clear that I liked to look and touch the pink bits, and she was just NOT up for it. I almost walked out twice. It may be my fault--working girls seem very comfortable with sex (vaginal and oral, especially) but can't stand to be touched or, worse yet, gazed upon at well-lit close range. Anyway, a mixed experience, but maybe not her fault.
Earlier in the week I had a Auto Hotel experience with Ashley, one of the HotEscortsGT.com girls. I took a taxi to the Primavera Suites (http://www.primaverasuites.com) equipped with sandwiches, drinks, etc., which was no easy task to find on a Sunday. My taxi driver was a real pal!
The intercom produced the Spanish equivalent of "we have no reservation for you," but after repeated appeals (aided by my taxi driver) the penny dropped, and they looked for the internet reservations. Aha! The garage door at #15 opened.
I had never heard how these work, so let me explain to save others the hassle. The garage-door button does *not* work the door. It just notifies the office (in an impenetrable Fortress of Solitude that can only be reached by the phones in the garage and main room). Once in the garage, one ascends the stairs where one hits another dead end--a steel security door. On the other side the maids are scurrying around straightening things up. Eventually they open it, and it swings to lock the maids out! One has *total* anonymity--not counting the web reservation via credit card.
The suite was great: jacuzzi with hot water, a separate bath with shower, sink, and toilet, a little dining nook, TV (with one tacky porn channel), and a wall-mounted stereo covered with plexiglas so you can't use your CD's.
Charly, the manager of HotEscortsGT drove Ashley up about two hours late, and she was a slim and cute Guatemalteca. She inhaled the sandwiches, sipped the cokes, and we had a fine time for two hours. She wasn't as shy as "Kenya."
After one's four hours are up, you buzz to open the garage door. Nothing happens. Instead the vault between the maid's sanctum opens and you are temporarily locked in the garage. They'll sort through the room to be sure you haven't stolen the TV, etc., then ring the office who will open the door! Exit Ashley. Since I had another half hour I had to bang on the air lock to be let in (as the maids exited) to collect my gear, then repeat the process.
Whew, what a hassle! The guard is a nice fellow and enjoyed my leftover sandwiches. There are a couple of horrendous hounds of hell deputed to guard the place--I'm glad the guard kept them on a leash.
So that's it! It was mixed, but interesting. Could anyone help me out with a colloquial phrase for, "Which of these girls knows how to give a fantastic hand-job?" I have the distinct feeling, based on the two chicas I was with, that it is a sadly neglected skill.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.
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07-17-06 01:38 #235
Posts: 405 Calle 0-10 in Zona 1
Went to the above mentioned massage parlor a couple of days ago and had a nice session with a young Salvadorena named Ashley. All smiles and the only drawback was everything covered. Five girls presented of which two were doable. Prices quoted 150Q for 1/2 hr and 200Q for one hour. They have a web site with fake pictures, but it has their address, phone # and hours: http://www.sensualrelax.ya.st
It's actually a casa in a nondescript residential neighborhood in Zona 1.
I'll probably go back again in the future.
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07-08-06 23:45 #234
Posts: 40Guatemala City in the daytime
Well,
It looks like it's my turn to talk to myself on this forum, so here it goes.
I'm trying to find some quality places for daytime fun - someday I'll find the Guatemalan equivalent to Kiss Fresh of San Salvador fame.
Went to a massage parlor yesterday: Los Proceres 16 Ave 17-42; 5583-1368 , 2366-2467, 10A-8P 300Q 1hr/ 200Q 1/2hr.
They advertise as a massage parlor, but it's just a casa more along the lines of what you find in San Salvador. 8 chicas work there and they are pretty average looking. Nothing that you would write home about (or go on a vacation to Guatemala for). Standard presentation - one chica comes into the room at a time and gives you a peck on the cheek and then leaves. You then tell the madame your choice.
Had a sweet young thing named Karen, 20yo, typical Guatemalan schoolgirl look - short, stocky (but not fat) black hair, trace of Maya look. When we stripped, I rolled over on the bed thinking she was going to start with the usual massage, but she looked at me like I was stupid so then the lightbulb went off in my thick skull that they don't even pretend to be a massage parlor (although they have tables in the rooms), and off we went to the main event.
She took care of me with DFK, full service, no anal - but I'm not into it and didn't ask. We cuddled for awhile and then I blasted. Would I go back? Sure why not, for 200Q it's not a bad way to spend a little time with the local culture. I did notice one cliente took two chicas into a room, but I didn't ask the price for that.
Shtupp out.
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07-02-06 22:14 #233
Posts: 40Gamma,
To add on to what Eric said, the massage parlors in Guat are kinda low budget affairs. The rooms have basically a massage table and a mattress on the floor and for your money you'll get a short massage and then on to the main event. If you want a good massage just get one at the hotel (if your staying at a good one), it'll be cheaper than what you could get in the states.
I would be surprised if you could find a sudsy-type massage place in GC. I view them as quick places to bust a nut, and nothing more.
Also, I had the pleasure of hanging with Dodger Bulldog a few weeks back and we did a hound run to the following places (thanks DB!)(addresses mentioned elsewhere so I won't repeat):
Paradise Club: Can't add much to what Eric said except to add my endorsement of the management. Good dudes.
Men's Club: I like this place a lot. 320Q for half hour. Bumped into a girl I knew from Marujas (she said it burned down) and had a reunion in back with her. Decent selection of girls here and you should be able to find something you like. You'll probably be the only gringo there though, but I've had no hassles.
Venus: Again, nice management and good value for your money at 300Q for a half hour. I had the pleasure of getting to know a little spinner named Mariela and she provided an excellent service - will go back. DB tried out Denisse, a slender Nica who also knows how to please.
The other night I stopped by Queens in Zona 10 and was not impressed. I guess it would be ok if you like big girls, but I don't.
That is all.
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07-02-06 09:14 #232
Posts: 140Zone 10 Massages
Gamma
U will not find any bodyscrub/massage parlors in Zona 10.
Your only other alternative in the area, is to call one of the esorts listed in the classifieds, and they come to your hotel, to massage and have full sex.
It's in the Prinsa Libre (is that it?) yellow classifed section. The paper sells out early, so you have to hurry to get one. But probably 8-12 escorts listed and I have used them before.
I just returned from GC and had a great time. It was during the W. Cup games. I attended Paradise Club in zona 9. Real close and I like it's style.
Rainey night, about 15-20 girls there. I hooked up with a hottie from Panama.
I had seen here last time I was there, but never expd. her. Very very nice.
Her name is Jenessi...Girl rocks when she dances nude!
She danced on stage and I sat w/other guys just an arms lenght apart from her dancing.
She has a great round bottom, and slipped out of panties to reveal she was totally clean shaven.
Anyway, $40 for 45 minutes, and I got basically an hour before we left. No rush-rush, or pressure. Nice clean rooms. Seemed to be a steady group of guys. Some still in shirt and ties, and most seemed to be regulars or at least been there before. If you go, there is the manager...youngish guy, names Juan Carlos. Say hello to him, introduce yrself, buy him a juice...he'll keep a good eye out for you.
I must say this one night, there were only 6-7 I found attractive with good personalities worthy of paying for their services.
Not all girls danced. Only those that might want to make tips or show there where's seemed to do it. The other girls wore the short mini's or tight slacks.
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07-01-06 17:00 #231
Posts: 107Massage parlors in Zona 9-10?
I really appreciate all the tips here--I learned a *lot* and plan to get the most from my week in GC. I'm still looking for info on a good massage (possibly with body scrub, or is that too metrosexual?) with happy ending but within a few blocks of the hotels at the north end of Zona 10? I don't want to take a taxi all the way to Zona 1 to try the ones posted down the thread (which sound great, though, and I may try them anyway).
Also, what is my best chance for afternoon nude strip shows?
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06-04-06 23:03 #230
Posts: 140slang
It's incredible sll the slang. What is true in one country is totally different in another, no? Ja ja
Chocha too, is pussy to cubans, but in Nicaragua, refers to a local. The same as Guanaca does in El Salvador.
Bicho is dick to Puerto Ricans, but means a "bug" to Cubans.
I was with my cuban wife many years back, at a party of a puerto ricans house. I made the comment that was over-heard "look at the bicho on the wall", and everybody busted my balls for it.
All too funny.
eric7
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06-03-06 05:12 #229
Posts: 665"Culito" means little ass, and the chicas definitely prefer it over culo.
"Paranga" is slang for cock.
I like to say "chupame mi paranga." It is in the command form, as in "close the window."
This has a bit of a nasty connotation, similar to "I'm going to fuck the shit out of you" does in English. When you use it they might tell you not to say bad words, but usually with a smile.
Yes, the slang word for cock is feminine. Is Spanish great language, or what?
DB
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06-02-06 23:54 #228
Posts: 628Culo and sometimes cula even though it is not a feminine noun is usually used for ass, vs. the medical term, trasero.
Bicho is often used for pussy. Chocho/cha is common in the DR as well.
I am not sure of the need to use an indirect object pronoun (me) for the chupar example - me chupas mi pene means - to me, suck my penis. Chupame (suck me) or chupa mi pene (imperative form of chupar) is a way to say this.
Actually "quiero que chupes mi pene" says I want you to , using the proper subjunctive form of chupar and not expressing it as a question, but a stated desire. This is an ideal way to talk, even to a P4P girl.
Coger is spelled with a g and not a j. Coger also means "get" in many Latin American countries (the DR it does not mean fuck) and as such chingar is found as a typical word for fuck as well. Where coger is used for fuck use conseguir or obtener for get. Chingar is pronounced sin-gar with a silent h.
If you don't want to say "fuck" and with some, really most, girls you don't need to be crude for no reason, use "Quiero hacer amor contigo", I want to make love with you. No sense offending people.