Guatemala City

[Listo1]

Does anybody know which hotels in the budget ($20-50) range have lockboxes in the rooms or at least rental safes in the rooms? I will be arriving in Guate city on the 19th of August and departing on the 29th. Are there any other hobbyists that will be there?

[Listo1]

I will be journeying to Guatemala on August 19th. I have spent time in Panama, Venezuela,Colombia, Honduras, Costa Rica and the Dominican Republic. Any specific warnings or places to enjoy the hobby in Guate city will be appreciated. I hop I meet with other Forum members while I am in-country.

[Antonio]

I checked out one of the places I listed in previous post: the one at Av.Castellana 9-39 z.9. This place is about 6-7 minutes from the Marriott by car--if you drive, they'll let you park in their enclosed driveway. It appears to be a bar with pool tables, but comes equipped as well with 5-6 Guatemalan girls. This was my second visit, and I've found that though most of the girls were heavier than I'd like, I could always find one to suit my fancy. Indeed, I did find "Leslie" this time, a "7" with nice body and very enthusiastic attitude and well-skilled in the sexual arts: 19 y.o., BBBJ, and DFK, didn't ask for more. Here's the rate structure (you should mention you saw the "anuncio" in the paper to get the lowest rate plan): 10 min.(sic) = 50 quetzales; 20 min. = 100 q.'s; 30 min. = 150 q.'s. I opted for the latter (roughly $20) and couldn't have been more pleased. If you're looking to locate this place on a map, the Avenida Castellana is just north of the "Diagonal" that runs from the Avenida Reforma to the Trebol, shortly before you get to the turn off for the airport if you're coming from the Reforma. The shop itself is located a block and a half from the Diagonal overpass, on the east(Reforma) side of the street.

[Antonio]

Here are a number of "massage parlors" which are listed in La Prensa. They say they charge from 45 to 60 Q. and are open 10 to 9 or 10. Anyone in G.C. who can evaluate these joints?
Av. Castellana 9-39, z.9
11 av. 14-06, z.1
32 calle "A" 0-47, z.3
5 av. 1-44, z.9
18 calle 6-60, z.11 (Mariscal)
10 av. 1-98, z.3 Mixco, colonia Alvarado
5 av. 22-28, z.12 (Reformita).
There appear to be a lot more, but in reality each place posts its add 3 or 4 times in the classifieds.

[Pacifico]

I had made my first visit to Guatemala several weeks ago. I had a wonderful time, both in Guate and in the rest of the country. I didn't hit any of the american "strip club" type of places. I did sample a good amount of local places, including El Paso. I got laid a total of approximately 10 times over a few nights, and probably didn't spend more than $150 in taxi fares, beer, and girls. I talked with a few locals and did my research on how much to pay for the various taxi rides beforehand. From Zone 1 to El Paso should only cost 30Q, which is what they would charge the locals. From the airport to Zone 1 should be 60Q either coming or going. When I approach a taxi, I usually tell them how much and where to.

I don't know if this has recently changed, but El Paso was charging the regular 50Q, but for only 15 minutes. A few of the girls would get past this by opening the door when the knock came, making him think that we were about to leave. As soon as he walked off down the hall, she would close her door again.

I was very impressed with the quality of the girls in El Paso. This is definately the best selection of all of the cheap 50Q places.

I also found a few treasures on the street around Zone 1. I picked up an El Salvadorena about an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale.. She was $20 for 1 hour, and ended up staying longer. She initially quoted $20 for half hour, and my counter offer was for the same price but 1 hour. After the act, we exchanged massages and chatted for a while. I think that is pretty much the going rate for the lookers. Some of the less attractive were offering their servies for $10. Of course my statement of "less attractive" is subjective, I would put them in range of 5-7 in looks. I was surprised that very few of them were old nor ugly.

I've been to numerous other latin countries, and I still give a definate thumbs-up for Guatemala.

Also, their local beer Gallo is pretty good.

Que no salgas de guatemala y llegues a guatepeor.

Pacifico

[Keith]

I wanted to add my own, delayed, report on Guatemala City. I was there about 2 weeks ago. I am a long time fan of Murahas (spelling?), but this time wanted to try something different--so I set out for Club Oasis and Caprichos. I was staying at the Westin Camino Real, so I walked it. The directions below are great. It is easy to find Chili´s, and the street with Caprichos is one full block past Oasis. Caprichos is a large white building with no sign. On the Friday night I went the whole block was filled with cars. I did not have to pay a fee at the door, but the drinks were $5 apiece. It was very crowded with a lot of locals. I think they were mainly there for the show. I have to say that I witnessed the most impressive, acrobatic pole dance of my life. All of the women were available--they would rub up against you or make eye contact. Most were a little large for my taste, and I settled on a young, slim girl named Isis. The rooms in the back are nice enough, but not air conditioned. The cost is only $60 for one time. Isis was good, but not particularly memorable. Club Oasis, however, was another story. It is right out of a time warp, quite old fashioned. The women were 5s at the best, and I refused to pay over $50. I selected Flor de Maria, who must have been at least 30 years old. She was from El Salvador and could not have been more accomodating. I loved how she felt against me after she took a cold shower. The BBBJ was excellent, taking it all in, sucking on my balls, licking my shaft, etc. She got on top of me and really got me off. Next came a long, relaxing massge. Then I was ready for one more time and got on top of her for the duration. I was not rushed at all and could have done it again, but I had nothing left! This was the fifth night in a row with a total of 7 women.

[Batman]

I have been going to central and south america for the last 3 years on a regular basis. Guatemala City can be a very dangerous place and Zone 1 and 5 are really bad areas they are both right next to each other. I Would not suggest staying or looking for action there. Zone 9 and 10 have the best clubs. There are also a couple of upscale clubs in Zone 7 Le Club being the bestin zone 7. the in service is from 30 to 80 dollars for a hour Platinums(zone 9) is open the latest till 5am they have a full time strip show and in service starts around 300q or 40 bucks for an hour there is out service but it is much easier to get the girls number and call her the next day then you pay the same for out service as in service. Escape (zone 10) Gardens (Zone 9) there are tons cant name them all but the taxis know them all

There are some locals clubs that offer 15 minute in service for 70q or 10 dollars in Zone 12 and the girls are not that good but there are always a couple of nice ones but they are very busy. 2 of them are on one street 2 blocks from each other cant remember the name

If you are looking for a good place to stay Zone 10 has a little place called Las Torres 30-40 bucks a night depending on how long you are staying. clean safe and in the Zona Viva. 13 calle and la reforma.

Also the the pick up discos are called Perehas (zone 9 right next to pollo compero)and does not even open until midnight good place on sundays. Milleniums as well pick up disco in Zone 7 all the girls in there after 1am are good to go. also a sunday place since most of the houses are closed on sunday as well as bars

[One Great Man]

One aspect to Zona Uno that I didn't mention in previous posts is the SWs - centering around Calle 12 and Avenida 5 - extending their stroll up and down
Avenida 5.

Some were damn good looking, but I got tipped off that they were TVs. Luckily, I didn't take one home and get a rude surprise. The streets are desolate at night, and they are about the only people active in the area. The bellcap at my hotel clued me in, fortunately before I picked up one of the beauties.

He was the one (previous post) that made a telephone call for me and immediately delivered an 8 and a 9. I was supposed to make a choice, and I chose both. It began with a great three-way shower and continued into a king-sized bed with everybody doing everything. My instincts - and a good hardon - made me dispense with a rubber, and they totally wasted me. No anal, though, but it would have been available for additional Quetzals.

The fee was 600 Q for the two of them (about $85). I tipped the bellboy 100Q ($15).

I changed hotels the following day, though, because he told me that other desk clerks - depending on who was on duty - could be more difficult.

Chalez Suizo - a few blocks away - fit the bill. I'd tip the desk clerk 10Q (about $1.50) for any favors he did for me (even retrieving something from the safe deposit box) and he couldn't do enough for me. I didn't ask him to send me a girl (my spare time was already filled), but I'm certain he would have.

He escorted my visitors to the room, though, without any questions.

I'd recommend Chalez Suizo to anyone who only needs a place to sleep and a place to screw. No TV, no telephone, no amenities other than a shower which has to run five minutes before you get hot water. These are things I can deal with, when there are more important considerations to me.

[One Great Man]

my last visit to ciudad guatemala was in 1999, but most things are unlikely to change in a short time.

it was necessary for me to stay in zona uno, and i stayed at chalet suizo (14 calle 6-82 - telephone 86371). the rate was about $25 per night (although the guidebook said $8) - maybe they saw the rich gringo coming. the room was spartan, and cold at night (no central heating or ac). guatemala city gets cool in the evenings. despite its latitude, it's at a higher elevation than denver.

on the plus side, it is entirely girl friendly. the guy at the desk would run down to my room and let me know that a girl (prearranged) wanted to visit.

the immediate area was totally safe. the police hq is two blocks away (avenida 6 and calle 14).

the big park in guatemala city is concordia park. it begins across from the police station and runs several blocks to the south, bordered by avenida 6 and avenida 5. the park was closed for renovation during my week-long stay, but i learned that this park had been the home for the homeless, who would do anything for a few bucks. unfortunately, i didn't get to check this out. a number of female beggars on the street were obviously **** (although i don't know what the legal age is in guatemala, or whether it even matters).

the club my ex-pat friend took me to (previous post) kept me well occupied, as did the telephone number (previous post) that i got from my first pro.

i do plan on returning. a buck goes a long way.

[ViajeroTropico]

Holiday Inn charged me $10.00 It is pretty hard to sneak them in, unless it is in the middle of the afternoon and you take them up to the restaurant first and then try to skip over to the elevator on the second floor..but still, they know..those guys watch all the time..it is just easier to pay the money..they are very girl friendly at the Holiday....I had one of my locals refer to that Hotel as where the "puteros" (johns) stay. Don't worry about it. She just needs to leave an ID and you sign a form saying you take responsibility (in case of reporting her stealing, or whatever, which is really their biggest fear. Fucking women is part of the culture, so they could care less, they just don't want thieves.

He was referring to central americans, not gringos..I acted like I didn't know that (innocence works a lot of times)..but now I stay at the Princess when I am meeting with him, as he is a client

[A Toda Maquina]

Hawk, SW's are out at about 10:00 on... ,You might just try walking in the hotel quietly ,guest should be allowed to have a guest,.......... ,then again they might charge if they are not girl friendly ...................., Tear it up !!!!!! Chango

[Hawk_28]

Thanks for the info guys.

Viajerotropico: Oasis sounds good and very near of Holiday, sure I’ll go there.

Chango: At what hour you think is the best to start looking for the SW?

I’ll have only 2 free nights, so this will do it.

One last question, Will the Holiday charge me for the girl I bring to my room?

[ViajeroTropico]

Hawk

I don't remember which newspaper, but the hotel has all of them for reading at the restaurant..all it takes is skimming through them quickly, down to the personales, o servicios section and you can find them.

As for places that cost less, I will tell you a place I like, but may not be for everybody...the price is great though..Q300, ($35-40).

Walk out of the Holiday Inn. take a left. The taco place is on the corner. Go left again, towards the double wide street. Cross that street, going just slightly diagonal. Chili's restaraunt is on the corner. Keep the corner of Chil's on your left, and the Princess hotel will be on your right about mid block. Continue down that street. There are some restaurants on your left. Go across the next street. I think there is pizza place on that corner of that street. Just before you come to the next cross street, look up at what is essentially a house, but there is a white sign with blue letters that says Oasis Club. Will only be 3-4 girls in there...but if there is one you like, I can guarantee that you will be satisfied..real low key place..typical central american, like 20 years ago....

If you want a back up, ask at the hotel holiday inn where is princess. Just conintue down the Princess street, staying on the left side..it is only a couple blocks. If you go one more block past the Oasis street (or turn there at the corner of the Oasis, I foroget) and take a left, you will go to Caprichos..what I do sometime is go to Caprichos..have a couple stiff ones and watch the girls dance nude on the stage, have a few rub up agains me and then go back to Oasis. Caprichos wants Q400 for half hour and Q600 for an hour, Oasis wants Q300 for an hour...

[A Toda Maquina]

The cabs all know where the SW's are and give or take to drive around and fine one u like depending how far from your hotel ,$5.00- 10.00dlrs (approx. 20min worth of looking from my exp.was $10.00 and cab driver knew where they were close by and was helpful) , if around zone5, 9,10,11, it won't take long./ SW's vary and I have no complaints ,however shop around and watchout for "culeros" =TV's or SW's tooo aggressive .... I'm sure you will find something u like. . Have fun & watch your back.. Chango

[Hawk_28]

Thanks guys for the info, I think I know this place near the mall (los Proceres), went there more than a year ago, the prices are too high for my budget...though very nice girls.

The last time I was in Guatemala I tried to find the adds in the news papers but I didn’t, please tell me the name of the news paper that has these kind of adds.

Do you know how much would it be an hour service for the callout girls? Do you have to pay a fee to the Hotel?

Now for the SW, how are they? And how much a cab would charge me if I go and pick one girl up from the street.

By the way, yes is the Holiday Inn.