Tegucigalpa

[Generous Gent]

before mitch and massive deportation from the us this place was a playground and those with dollars had the time of their lives. getting jacked was next to impossible back in the 80's, when the military had control. soldiers were on every street corner. no gang activity. no cops. but no crime. where is that time machine?

hi iguana,

i would ask that you take one for the team, and venture out. my favoritas over the years have been honduran women, whether i find them in costa rica, guatemala, or honduras itself. i used to hang out in the progreso-sps area back in '95. it was great.

[Generous Gent]

Sorry to hear the nightlife is so bad. Definitely dangerous though, as you are well aware. Lots of males offering their services but a lot of lady boys out there too. Years ago this place was jumping but today safety is the main concern, especially at night. The coast isn't much better; safety an issue, lady boys, and mutant (hehehe) Morlocs. Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing here myself. Many friends are cashing in and headed to the far east.

Spent the week heavily involved in the conference I was attending and seeing clients at night, so no time. I've got just a couple more nights of less hectic demands, but generally, I have been too concerned about the unsafe streets to go out at night. I've considered checking out Ilusiones at night, the bar across the street from the airport, but considering how it went from a a "must see" destination in '04, to a dump in '06, to a post-apocalyptic dive in 2009, I am afraid I will go there and find mutant Morlocs out of H. G. Well's "Time Machine."

Mundoanuncio had better selections at San Pedro Sula, but I did not have time to pursue any. Besides, they looked kinda fake.

Another search of the local annuncios was also disappointing. However it was kinda interesting how many males were offering their services, as well as the couple of females overtly looking for a sugardaddy.

[Chesscat]

Hi Iguana,

I would ask that you take one for the team, and venture out. My favoritas over the years have been Honduran women, whether I find them in Costa Rica, Guatemala, or Honduras itself. I used to hang out in the Progreso-SPS area back in '95. It was great.

[Iguana Six]

How's this trip turning out? Sort of curious about what really goes on in the big city myself.

Spent the week heavily involved in the conference I was attending and seeing clients at night, so no time. I've got just a couple more nights of less hectic demands, but generally, I have been too concerned about the unsafe streets to go out at night. I've considered checking out Ilusiones at night, the bar across the street from the airport, but considering how it went from a a "must see" destination in '04, to a dump in '06, to a post-apocalyptic dive in 2009, I am afraid I will go there and find mutant Morlocs out of H. G. Well's "Time Machine."

Mundoanuncio had better selections at San Pedro Sula, but I did not have time to pursue any. Besides, they looked kinda fake.

Another search of the local annuncios was also disappointing. However it was kinda interesting how many males were offering their services, as well as the couple of females overtly looking for a sugardaddy.

[Generous Gent]

How's this trip turning out? Sort of curious about what really goes on in the big city myself.

Will be going to Tegu next week. What is the best way to get some action? Has Ilusiones by the airport finally imploded, or is it back to its 2004 glory? Is Mundoanuncio. Com the way to go?

[Iguana Six]

Will be going to Tegu next week. What is the best way to get some action? Has Ilusiones by the airport finally imploded, or is it back to its 2004 glory? Is Mundoanuncio. Com the way to go?

[Generous Gent]

Slight hiccup in business about a month ago when the local authorities in SPS cracked down on prostitution inside massage clinics. All back to normal now it appears. Many advertised in mundo annuncio, but the newspapers carry advertisements. Tiempo has the most ads.

Are the old massage parlors still going? Are they still being advertised in the newspaper? This post has gotten awfully quiet over the years.

Thanks

[Letters2T]

Are the old massage parlors still going? Are they still being advertised in the newspaper? This post has gotten awfully quiet over the years.

Thanks

[CuandoEnRoma]

New to this site, but was in Honduras last month at a massage parlor. Was only in Teguc one night, so didn't get to browse around. Details:

Web:

http://distritocentral.mundoanuncio....-iid-210982324

(there was one with photos, can't find it anymore)

Address: in the ad, convenient near the airport.

Tel: also in the ad, but just in case: 22333685, 97476121; I called first one.

# girls: 6-7 (quality poor mostly older 5s)

Provider contracted with: Diana.

Age: around 21.

Looks: 8/10. Maybe 5', maybe 32B or C, youthful.

Sex: 7, perhaps new at the game, a bit shy.

Massage: 3.

Price: $20 for massage, $100 for FS, MOSG. 1 hour.

Very sexy clothes, looked great naked, breasts still looked good, in spite of heavy push up bra. Started with a nice massage, then collected for the extras. She provides vaginal sex, seemed reluctant on oral, kissing and not keen on pussy touches. I didn't push those. We did it twice vaginally, first was a little rushed, but the second time made up for everything. An explosive ride cowgirl style. She seemed to come as well, as she came before I did the second time. Either an excellent actress or was getting into it. She was not really into it on the first one, which did detract from the experience, but as I said, second time was fantastic.

Didn't ask about anal, BBBJ or other services. Diana was well worth it, and saved the trip to Horben's. Not great if you are looking for a massage, but I wasn't.

[Chocha Monger]

Two years later. Any improvement to the mongering scene in Tegu?

Http://news.yahoo.com/six-gunned-dow...061333871.html

There is still no San Jose styled market for cat-meat in Tegucigalpa. The only change is a higher probability of getting robbed or whacked. It's no place for mongers looking for point and fuck solutions. If you absolutely must have some Honduran fuck meat there is plenty in Costa Rica in a much safer environment. Sure it costs more there but the premium price means not having to take on a gang of MS-13 bangers armed with razor sharp machetes and chimbas loaded with buckshot.

[Iguana Six]

The country in general has never been a mongering destination. From time to time places worth a visit might pop up but they die off quickly. Most of the locals who can afford it usually keep a few girlfriends or mistresses so there isn't much of a demand for pros. The conservative nature of the general populace pretty much ensures that women only go full pro after hitting rock bottom.

Two years later. Any improvement to the mongering scene in Tegu?

[Seeker32]

I was in Tegucigalpa in 2008 and I met a keeper however, the distance and language barrier was a strain and after a few months we stopped calling and writing one another. She never asked me to send her any money or anything so I believe her interest was sincere. I’ll refer to her as Mary going forward.

Recently I caught wind that she might becoming to NY because a close relative of her’s was receiving an award. I went to the award presentation and she was there. She was surprised and excited to see me, she greeted me with a warm hug. I gave her my number and she called me later that night and invited me to come visit her the next afternoon.

The next day I went down to where she was staying the place was packed with friends and relatives, everyone was dancing, eating and drinking. I was made to feel welcomed by everyone my cup was never empty. I tried to get her to leave with me for a little while but she couldn’t because many people had come from all over to visit with her and her travel companions. She was also leaving the next day. We did manage to steal away to a less populated part of the house where we made out a bit. At some point she introduced me to her cousin who I’ll call Nancy. Later in the evening Mary and I became separated and I found myself in a hallway with Nancy we made small talk about Honduras and my last trip there, then I made my way back to Mary.

When it was time to leave Mary and I went out front of the house hugged and said a long goodbye. As I’m walking down the street to my car I hear someone calling my name, I turned around and there was Nancy running after me (Mary was nowhere insight). She stopped me and asked for my number. I gave it to her and 15 minutes later she called me. I told her I was on the other line and would call her back. I didn’t though, I waited until I knew Mary was gone before I called her. We spoke just about everyday there after.

Today one week after we met, Nancy and I got together. I had some errands to run in her part of town so I picked her up and took her with me. I was going to take her out to eat but she was very eager to get to my house. So we came to my house and with in 10 minutes we were in the bed. Afterwards we took a nap then went at it again. I drove her home and was hungry so we went to a Honduran restaurant near her home. I’m sitting there eating pollo frito con plantaino maduro y refesca banana, the bachatta music is blasting, theres a dance floor and 2 pool tables I felt like I was in Honduras.

Now Mary has been calling me from Tegucigalpa almost every other day and writing me again as well. I know this is a NY story not really a Tegucigalpa story but I wanted to share it any way.

I thought the women were only like that when in Honduras and upon arrival in the US I thought they would stick to there own kind. I thought they only liked us in their country because they saw us as an out I guess I was wrong. Anyway I can’t wait to meet Nancy’s friends and see what that leads to for me.

No airline ticket, No hotel bill, just a $17.00 meal for two.

Side note Nancy Y Mary son morenas.

[Iguana Six]

Has the mongering scene improved now that the political crisis is over?

[Chocha Monger]

My first cabbie didn't know Chicas Jovenes, so I went to Illusions. The place has taken a dive and has become a dive since I went there five and three years ago. The physical plant has become shabby and worn. Even the owner, who used to dress up was now in jeans and an old polo shirt. Inside, the body oder given off by two guys who seemed fresh off a construction site gave the place a seedy, almost slum like ambience. The urinal was a concrete trough. Where I could find a pretty chica there in 2004, and a slightly overweight one in 2006 who was kinda cute but very troublesome in the room. Now all pole dancers are flabby, except for a hard looking slim gal.
Nothing to see here people, move on. L140 to get in and a free drink.

A cabbie outside knew of C-J, but informed me it was closed, the owner having opened up a place called the Juala de Oro, but it was in Comayalaguela. We went deeper into a deserted part of town, and the cabbie showed me an even worse neighborhood with two no-name bars and a the Juala.

Stay away! The area looked like the set for a music video, it was so run down and dangerous looking, complete with slim tranny on the street corner and slow moving police pick-up truck. Lots of tired looking, overweight, poorly dressed lumps masquerading as working girls. You know something has gone seriously wrong when the best looking "girl" of the evening is the tranny.

That's it for me. I am writing off Tegu as a destination. We can discuss why it has gone downhill later, but I'll never bad mouth MGA again.

The country in general has never been a mongering destination. From time to time places worth a visit might pop up but they die off quickly. Most of the locals who can afford it usually keep a few girlfriends or mistresses so there isn't much of a demand for pros. The conservative nature of the general populace pretty much ensures that women only go full pro after hitting rock bottom.

[Iguana Six]

Iguana,
Try asking a taxi driver to take you to casa de citas Chicas Jovenes. It's located close to a Tropigas outlet and the bus station where buses arrive from Comayagua. Other than that you can try finding your own at the mall. There is not a big scene in Tegucigalpa.

My first cabbie didn't know Chicas Jovenes, so I went to Illusions. The place has taken a dive and has become a dive since I went there five and three years ago. The physical plant has become shabby and worn. Even the owner, who used to dress up was now in jeans and an old polo shirt. Inside, the body oder given off by two guys who seemed fresh off a construction site gave the place a seedy, almost slum like ambience. The urinal was a concrete trough. Where I could find a pretty chica there in 2004, and a slightly overweight one in 2006 who was kinda cute but very troublesome in the room. Now all pole dancers are flabby, except for a hard looking slim gal.
Nothing to see here people, move on. L140 to get in and a free drink.

A cabbie outside knew of C-J, but informed me it was closed, the owner having opened up a place called the Juala de Oro, but it was in Comayalaguela. We went deeper into a deserted part of town, and the cabbie showed me an even worse neighborhood with two no-name bars and a the Juala.

Stay away! The area looked like the set for a music video, it was so run down and dangerous looking, complete with slim tranny on the street corner and slow moving police pick-up truck. Lots of tired looking, overweight, poorly dressed lumps masquerading as working girls. You know something has gone seriously wrong when the best looking "girl" of the evening is the tranny.

That's it for me. I am writing off Tegu as a destination. We can discuss why it has gone downhill later, but I'll never bad mouth MGA again.