Tegucigalpa

[John Holmes]

Hey guys,

I have been living in Tegus Honduras for several years now. The only decent action I have found is massage parlors that only give a good HJ. SW's are scary looking to me. The bar Illusions is expensive to carry out and the girls aren't that good looking.
I appreciate the contributions to the Honduras board and I am still checking places out. I'll post what I find. I travel a lot throughout the country on business and always on the prowl.

I have had great experiences in San Jose Costa Rica. If you haven't checked out that forum, please do and fly there sometime. If you liked Honduras, you will LOVE San Jose.

John

[StudPlayer]

John, I am in San Pedro Sul right now, october 4. at the Palace Inn Hotel very near to the Holiday Inn but it is chica friendly.

Call me if you like... ask for "the americano"... phone number is 5536383.

and see my report in the san pedro sul section

signed,

studplayer

[Member #4239]

hey John. good post.
I don't know anything about massage places in San Pedro.
I live in the states, but sure wish I could live in Honduras. It's an absolute paradise there as far as I am concerned.
Please keep up the good work and I'll post too if I come across any new info. J.G.

[John Holmes]

Report on clinica Sandras 239-2118(Prado) Massaje Parlor:

1st time here, took J.G.'s advice and had to go check it out. New place, only open about a month. Olga, met me at the front gate as I was talking to her on my cell phone getting directions.

Nice lips, curly bleached blond/reddish hair, 20 years old. nice slim body. lps 150.00 for the house ($ 8.00) She is an experienced masajista. Gave a good legit massage and rubbing her tight jeans zipper against me. Finally she asked me if I wanted the "special" for lps 150.00 more. She undressed down to her lace panties....she lets you touch her all over and she starts rubbing the scrot and does a nice HJ. Nice clean place with new towels and hot water in the shower.

I'll go back..

J.G. - do you live in Teguc or San Pedro?

I'm heading for San Pedro this weekend and looking for the scoop on masaje there.

[Member #4239]

Hey John, welcome to the board. Sorry I don't really know any of the girls' names. You are absolutely right about the fact that sometimes you can get the best service and satisfaction from the older more experienced women.
Try Colonia Miramontes, septima calle(7th St), #2412. I have never had "sex" there (I am just not psychologically able to have sex in a massage room), but you should find some one there willing to give you BJ. One word of warning: the inside is very basic, the rooms are tiny, basic and kind of dark. You won't find any more than 2 girls there at a time and they are not necessarily very pretty, but they get the job done. Having said all of that, it's not a bad place. The other place that you asked me about is just a top of the line spa/massage place. Check it out if you can and post.
What else can you tell us about the sex scene in Teguce? Your contributions are appreciated. J.G.

[John Holmes]

Massage Tegucigalpa:

JG - looks like you've been to Garhems Masaje in Parque Finaly too ! Who do you see ? I visit Carmen every week. I have seen Lettie too. She works on the weekends. A little older, but good job. THey are the only girls in town I have had success with more than a HJ. I think I've visited every parlor in town. What can you tell me about the one in Prado and Colinas ? Who do you see and what can one expect ?

In all the places I've been (in Teguc) the older the girl, the more experienced in pleasing their client. The young nes are beautiful, but lack the expertise.

Any info on San Pedro Sula ?

John

[Member #4239]

re: massage parlors
Gentlemen
I am just putting these phone numbers here in the data base. They have been copied from the classified section of the news paper "El Heraldo" which you should be able to see in just about any hotel lobby. You or your driver will have to call them to get the address. When you call, some of them will be more forth coming about what services they offer and at how much and some will just tell you that they have several nice girls and that they offer different services. Their hours will invariably be from around 9 or 10 AM to 9 or 10 PM. The prices should start around 250 lempiras for an hour massage with a HJ (right now, 17.5 lempiras per dollar). For around 800 lempiras, the owner's wife and daughter should come out to service you! In other words for 800 lempiras you should pretty much get whatever you want (except anal which is not very likely). 400 to 450 lempiras should get you two girls massage and a HJ. If you got some time to kill during the day in Teguce, I highly recommend checking out some of the massage places. Virtually all of them will come to your place too, but be warned that I was stood up by a couple of them, but no worries, just have a back up plan.
The numbers that start with 9 are cell phones and the ones starting with 2 are regular phones.
1) Clinica Sandra's..232-3183(las Colinas), 239-2118(Prado)(THIS PLACE HAS MY HIGHEST RECOMMENDATION)
2) "Esplendor" 232-6917 or 987-0565
3) 232-5890
4) 232-0606
5) Clinicas Eda 236-7789
6) 238-1396 (I HAVE HAD GOOD EXPERIENCE HERE)
7) 231-1990
These are more numbers but I have neither called nor tried them personally
1) will come to your place 977-5002
2) will come to your place 960-8576
3) Alexa, can come to your place, 230-7828
4) last but not least IMPACT GIRLS! 980-1036. let me know what kind of IMPACT they had on you!

[Member #4239]

Having spent a few days in Tegucigalpa, here are my overall impressions. There is plenty of action, but I don't consider it a party town like a previous contributor had suggested. There IS in fact street action around the central park and the nearby area, but the girls there are really messed up hard core workers, even the taxi drivers had a great deal of concern about picking them up or even talking to them. Some of them seem to be 11 year olds high on that glue thing or whatever the hell it is that they snort. There is some reliable(in the sense that you will not be robbed or ripped off) street action around the airport (I think in the blvd the fuerzas armadas and the granja(spelling?) street). But there won't be more than 2 to 5 girls at any location.
Check out the "night club" Ilusiones, nice looking girls, take out will cost around 800 lempiras(right now it's 17.4 lempira per dollar). There are several other houses where you can get a quick BJ for around 200 lempiras on the premise. I don't know the exact addresses, try to find a taxi driver who has been driving in that town for at least 5 to 10 years, then he'll know.
There are multiple massage places, all good(you won't get ripped off), basic massage price starts at around 200 lempiras. I have already listed some, check the news paper "el Heraldo" for all the adds in the classified section under the "personal" column. I would RECOMMEND checking out some of the massage places if you are there. Their hours are usually between 9 to 9.
Multiple people, including the taxi drivers and the people outside hotel maya/hotel libertador can hook you up with pros charging around 50 to 60 dollars for two hours. They will be good looking, service will vary.
Hotel Maya which is an EXCELLENT hotel right now has a promotion for 45 dollars per night. It is an absolute steal. Grab it if you happen to be in town. Nice swimming pool and nice air conditioned gym.
Expect narrow streets and some traffic during day time in Tegucigalpa. At night, the streets are basically empty. Safety is not a big concern if you don't do anything dumb. I got around town with a taxi.
Finally to "Mr. Tourist Guide", if you have any real useful information, just share it with every body here, otherwise stop wasting space. Peace. J.G.

[Cpteasy]

I'm a regular on the El Salvador board but having lived in Teguce, I drop in here every now and then. When I lived there -- mid/late 90's -- there was a little old gnome of a man who hung around the entrance to the casino at the Hotel Maya. He was the contact for anything (anyone) you wanted and had a great stable of girls, mostly students, secretaries, etc. He could deliver them to your place if you asked, and he had a phone you could call. Reasonable prices, altho higher than if you did all the work yourself. I don't know if he's still there, but thought I'd mention him.

[Tourist Guide]

gentlemen,

Around the Maya hotel is nothing more than transvestites (don't know if spelled properly) and thieves. I am more than willing to help anyone out that would be interested in coming here. I have a car and telephone and speak very good Spanish. I have been in Honduras for 11 years and I know all the action. And also not places that will eat up all your cash$

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[Member #4239]

Street scene
Remember I have only been here about 12 hours, so my experience may not be typical.
The street scene is pretty dead. I checked out the central park that had been mentioned in a previous post. Absolutely nothing there. Maybe at most one or two girls whom I wouldn´t touch with a ten foot pole. No action in central park.
Previous post had mentioned girls near hotel maya. Very nice looking girls with big boobs, but they are thieves, stay away from them. I took two with me, both very very nice looking for about 12 dollars each. However, they basically went nuts on me, and one of the girls hands seemed to be continually reaching for my pants on the table while the other one was supposedly trying to satisfty me. Then they said they wanted double what we had discussed. Anyways, I just said forget it and got the hell out of there and took off with my taxi. If you absolutely have to take these thieves with you, I would recommend staying EXTREMELY VIGILANT, and do NOT take more than one at a time with you.
There are some SW´s near the airport, tonight there were about 5, none would get more than a 4. I took one of them however with me to a short time hotel for a quickie. Good service. At least she was honest. About 15 bucks with about 3 dollars tip. The short time hotels are pretty nice and clean, but they all seem to be in the periphery of the town, so there is kind of a long drive involved to get to them. My taxi and I went all over the place and what I mentioned above was all we could find tonight.
To sum it up, very disappointing STREET action in Tegucigalpa.

[Member #4239]

STAY AWAY FROM THE GIRLS AROUND HOTEL MAYA

I guess, that´s a funny way to start this post, but part of the purpose of this site is to make others aware of rip offs, scams, etc. More about the thieves around hotel Maya later, but just stay away from them!

First time in Tegucigalpa. No problems in airport, no hassles, 8 bucks in a big yellow cab will get you to down town. Other taxis may be a little cheaper. Hotel Guadalupe was mentioned, I checked it out. It´s clean and worth what you pay for it, but too basic for me. No AC, just a ceiling fan. No safe box. It´s a very basic hotel, I didn´t say bad hotel, just basic. If you go there and you like it, all the power to you. Hotel Prado in down town is a step up. Girl friendly, free breakfast, can talk the price down to 40 bucks. Hotel Maya and del Libertador are top of the line. If you can get them through a taxi driver, they will charge you a special 45 dollars a night for one person, about 55 dollars a night for two people. These are top of the line hotels though, and worth every dollar. Girl friendly, but the girls need to register. Don´t try to bring any SW who hasn´t showered in three days back to these hotels. Just take them to a short time place.

During the daytime, there is massage place action. The one that I would so far recommend is the SPA RELAX, I guess they have two addresses, I´ll just give their phone numbers here. 2323269 or 2392118, what the heck, let me write their address too. Calle principal colonia Florencia, Frente a servicios Especiales de Seguridad, Number 4259.

The other one I guess is Col El Prado 2da Ave. 3ra Calle Atras del Gimnasio Prado number 1917. I just went to one of them and I don´t know which one! However, this is a really nice facility, has a spa if you like, towels, showers, rooms everything nice and clean and organized. There are about 7 or 8 girls there. A full massage and a hand job which is what I wanted cost me 500 lempiras(little less than 30 bucks) and I didn´t really negotiate. It was a full one hour massage, no hurries and she gave first class service. I would recommend you check ou the place. I don't know their hours, but I was there around 4 pm.

Second massage place is Sala de Belleza Sant Marre at Colonia Miramontes, 7ma Calle number 2412. The phone number is 232 4826. There was just one girl today, Fani, thin brown girl. As I said a little on the thin side, I don´t know if she is into drugs or what. I'd give her about a 5, but again good massage and good hand service for about 400 lempiras (25 dollars). Again, she is not the best looking girl in the world, but she really gave good service.

Third place is in Centro Commercial Miraflores which is a two story mall. On the second floor, there is a barber shop, it´s called Carla's Peluqueria or something close to that. Two doors down is where there is some type of manicure place, but they give massage upstairs. When I went there though, they told me to come back in one hour because the girl was with a client. I have no idea if they give ¨special¨massage or not, but I wouldn´t be surprised if they did.

To sum up, if you enjoy the massage scene, you will certainly find some places in Tegucigalpa. In fact I am sure there are more places than what I have listed.

Next I'll talk about the street scene.

[Tourist Guide]

Anyone wanting info on Honduras can give me an email and I will give you all of the details, and not Donde Esta las Putas either.

Class act and respect for the women, but if interested I can be of help. Mr. Puppy was here and I helped him out while he was here. I have been here for 11 years.

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[Corndog]

Its simple to ask in Spanish. Just say

I will write it phonetically.

Don-day SS-tay la poo-tas.
Where are the female hookers?

Quan-toe
How much?

Toe-doe
Everything

Chew-puss
Suck

[puppy]

I wish I knew more details. Not speaking Spanish was a bummer! I would get in a cab afters asking the cabby, Chicas??? and off we would go.

Usually the girls worked in small groups of three to five girls. One area that we visited nearly every night was around the Maya Hotel. This is a tourist section and the girls were a bit overpriced for me. Another place for SW was the Park Central. These girls were a little older and a lot cheaper. Both are attributes that I admire ! In addition to the Casas and the SW were strip clubs. One, four or five buildings from the airport, had fantastic girls, but again they were a bit pricey.

It is pretty much a waste of time to get out much before 9 pm. I usually would pick up a girl for the night and then she would stay with me the next day or would come back later that day. However at this feast, I never had the company of the same girl twice. And as always the quality of their work varied from marginal to fantastic. One young lady ( 18 ) named Carmen was fantastic ! With the girls that really put their heart into it, I would give some small token of my gratitude.