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[Meat Loaf]

throughout the countryside you will witness european union flags on various projects as they attempt bribe the population. you don´t see as many usaid or usa flags on projects.

you don´t see that many venezuela flags, iranian flags, or cuban flags on projects, but they somehow are suppose to have the big infrastructure projects like oil refining, electricty plants, military weaponry, etcetera.

all of these countries from around the world using nicaraguans as pawns in an international game of tug-of-war, [CodeWord123] and pillage, and economic exploitation.

nicaraguans have no chance at every getting to 2-world status due to all of this interference and lack of education.

[Meat Loaf]

With 80% of the population living in rural communities, it is no wonder that they have no education and are elementary-school drop outs.

Traveling through the country one will be amazed at how far and under what conditions these people live / SURVIVE. It´s no question why they drop-out of elementary school to aide the family farm / share cropping / subsistence farming. Besides that, they have no transportation beyond the buses that travel every 30-minnutes to 3-hours. The schools that do exist are about 2,000 aq. feet in size for all grade levels and far away

It´s pathetic.

What´s worse is that they are poor and bored and sit around all day talking with 3-generations of family members. By the time the girl reaches 15 years of age they have their quincera which is when a girl becomes a woman. At this age the family begins telling the girl that she´s a woman ´cause of her period / menstral cycle. The guys start trying to f*ck the girl, if they already were not.

With these campesinos working with animals / livestock they begin to immitate the reproductive practices of the animals. Empregnate and leave. Even worse, these campesinos, both male and female, live far from the city and are too irresponsible to travel to the city to purchase birth control. Even more than that, children serve as entertainment. And the illusion that the children will support the older generations within the households. Additionally, the Catholic Church promotes no reproduction and the government too. The government banned abortion which keeps them further oppressed. And still we have the Spanish mentality of conquest.

With all of these social pressures and systems there is no reason why 50% of the girls have children before age 19. And when we Gringos arrive, they are already ruined / contaminated. All a Gringo can / will do is pull caballo for her campesino family. And worse for you old Gringos At least I am young and they think / get confused into thinking that I am Nicaraguan too.

They will be poor and f*cked up for at least 2 - 3 generations to come. I know one thing, I am not going to pull caballo for their life decisions and have my caballo status enforced by USA legislation.

P.S. Learning English is not the saviour for these people. Learn Spanish; learn to be creative; learn to be independant; learn to shape and create your personal destiny and not be pressured into pulling caballo for the 2-generations earlier is how they can improve their situation.

[Meat Loaf]

This is just a town, but a memorable one because all of the women in this area can be seen washing the family´s clothes by hand in the rivers that run through the county.

The scenery reminds me of the rolling hills in San Angelo, Texas.

[Meat Loaf]

These two cities are located in valleys. You travel from one valley over the mountains to enter the other valley. It is a very pretty view. It takes about 1-hour or so to make this trip.

The church serves as the cities main attraction.

[Meat Loaf]

This town is suppose to have all of the white hoes, but I see / saw a mix like the rainbow.

The town sits in a valley and it appears that Jinotega and Matagalpa are competing on who has the largest, cleanest, best Catholic Church.

The town has houses built up the mountain-side and reminds me of the favelas in Brazil where houses are stacked one-upon-another.

They informed me that Matagalpa is boring except for the weekends. I was bored at night and found a restaurant to have a beverage. In the restaurant were two ugly and fat Gringas spending time with a drunk Nica of 50 years. They were nice and we shared conversation. It was hard to find anything to do the entire day in Matagalpa.

This town has potential and I like the opportunities of hunting for p*ssy there, but would never reside in this boring town.

Everyone asked if I was from Puerto Cabeza and shared conversation about Bilwi.

I found 5 putarias in Matagalpa all located within a few blocks of each other. I rolled up onto some vagabundos wanting to get drunk and bought them some caballito for US $1.10. They told me that one of the putarias got robbed the night before for C$ 3,000 which is a lot of money.

I visited one putaria yesterday within the city and they had 5 sl*ts working of 5 - 6 quality. The skinny one looked pretty good due to her youth. The others had the typical Nicaraguan Kangaroo Pouch from too much gallopinto. They were charging C$ 150 per hour for the wet muscle.

A few Matagalpinos were looking at Meat Loaf hard, but a quick a*s whooping will calm them down. Generous Gent, a can of whoop a*s always works.

I will open-up Matagalpa. The hoes look good and it is a pretty scenery, but boring. Hence, one must develop their social circle so they can have some companionship.

This notion / myth that Gringos are / will leave Granada and San Juan del Sur for Matagalpa is false. It is too far from the Managua airport- 4 hours, and no other Gringos are there to converse with. If you include the travel time within the USA and TSA security measures of 2 - 3 hours plus travel time to the airport this will be a 8-hour trip just to reach your destination. Too long for Gringos pulling caballo and wanting vacation homes. Gringos really don´t retire in Nicaragua anyway. Gringos simply want to spend some money in Nicaragua and buy second and third properties with the illusion of it being an investment. If you add-up all of their days in-country it probably would be less than 30-days per year that they are here. Being generous I´ll give them 180 days per year in-country.

All in all, Matagalpa has possibilities if you live in-country.

[Meat Loaf]

What makes this town memorable is their pretty Catholic Church.

The city is nothing but dirt and reminds me of the Mexican border or the Texas-side of the border in the colonias. Colonias are where illegal Mexicans reside, without electricity and plumbing, and work the fields and farms of the Texas-boder.

Again, I did not see any stunners in this town.

[Meat Loaf]

while writing the previous post about esteli, i asked the patrons at the cyber cafe what is happening in the city. they replied absolutely nothing.

traveling around the town, i saw mostly nothing.

this is an agricultural part of the country where they trade / grow coffee and everyone is involved in agriculture.

the girls look dirty and dusty. i did not see one stunner.

the city sits in the valley surrounded by mountains and pine trees.

from the mountains the city looks very pretty with the big catholic church serving the city´s only skyscraper.

100% spanish is required. and no gringos in sight.

this area is too much work to develop for hoes.

[Meat Loaf]

What you will find is every house has an outhouse for bodily functions.

What you will witness is every home appears to be 1,000 sq. feet.

What you will witness is abject poverty. The poverty that makes one question the oppressive tactics of the USA in their involvement with the Sandanist War. Likewise, the other G8 countries for their role in the war too.

What you will find is 3 generations of family.

You will witness males working in agriculture and construction.
You will witness females performing domestic household chores.

Every house appears to have a wooden stove for cooking and an adobe hut for baking bread.

Every house has Claro TV satellite or rabbit ears.

All-in-all, you don´t want to date or reproduce with a girl from the countryside ´cause when you and she break-up, she will return to the countryside where nothing exist. No schools, no jobs, no exposure.

It´s not pretty to witness how they live in the countryside.

Nicaragua is an agrarian society. 80% of the population lives in the countryside.
I understand the populace a lot better now after seeing the countryside.

[Meat Loaf]

entering the city of esteli one is impressed at the modern, paved highway with commercial enterprises lining both sides. i did notice the pussy cat club, but didn´t visit.

this town is a nice refreshing break from managua and gringo-granada.

to win in this town one must be a resident. reason being, their remote location elevates the existence and structure of family. to develop friends, get a female, or accomplish anything requires you completing the family application. you must get approved by the grandparents, parents, siblings, and the girl herself. you must live here to win here. and you must speak spanish.

tons of cigar stores are located throughout esteli. what was most amazing to i, meat loaf, was that the nicaraguan males actually have jobs / employment. unlike managua where they steal and kill; or unlike granada where they wait for gringo-gifts; the esteli males actually hold / maintain employment in agriculture and / or industrial activities.

i had my first beer at 0900 hours in a restaurant. the waitress attempted to not sale meat loaf a beverage, but my spanish put her in her place. a few minutes later a self-employeed nica entered with his employee. we shared conversation and he informed me that the putarias are closed until mid-afternoon. and then it´s nothing to write home or on isg about.

tons of handmade cowboy boot and saddle stores exist in the city. this is great as i prepare to become a new-and-improved black usa cowboy. the hippico in esteli is a major event since these people are rural.

at the hotel i attempted to engage this chela employee, but she was too presumida for her own damn good.

i went back outside after taking a nap. i befreinded some chavas working at a restaurant. one, the owner´s neice really grew a liking to meat loaf and gave me a freindship bracelet. she will be visiting the meat loaf mansion after my tour of nicaragua is complete. he co-worker, a big tittie chela wanted meat loaf, but i must follow the money which lies with the niece.

they wanted to go party- meat loaf pay for the expenses- at the las vegas karaoke bar, but i declined. drinking several glasses of red wine made me tired.

all-in-all, esteli is an okay town, but not an easy victory for old-gringos that don´t speak spanish and do not live there and do not pass the family application. they are not impressed by gringos.

i did meet two 40-year old gringos who confirmed their lack of success in esteli and they were anticipating much more fertile grounds in costa rica. i did meet two 50-yera old gringas who perform the gringo hook.

the gringo hook when nicaragua is concerned is helping the poor. gringos collect money from g8 and come to nicaragua using donations as their justification. they actually contaminate the nicaraguan by not teaching them how to fish, but giving them fish. granada is 100% gringo hook. leon is almost as bad with the gringo hook.

in my opinion, gringos should / need to live in the over-populated gringo headquarters of granada where there is a peer-group. leon as well. if gringos attempt to venture outside of these two towns other than 100% occupational activities they will not survive the society and culture and language.

to win in esteli requires residency and investing in your social structure and class, otherwise you will get nowhere.

[Meat Loaf]

Walking to the hotel after a beer with queers at Barbaro, I noticed the police amongst a crowd of Germans. In the crowd was a cute curly blonde, her parents, and another white guy. Riding up to the scene was her 20-something Latin Lover.

The Gringa and the Gringo had superb Spanish-speaking skills and narrated their robbery to the police.

The Gringa had her purse and cellphone stolen by 5 assailants. One of the delinquents used a treet branch for his armed weapon.

Walking down the street at the wrong time was a brown Nicaraguan wearing a baseball cap and yielding a stick. The local neighbors sequestered the Nica.

The police interrogated the young man of 19 years. He said that he has a job at the neighborhood bakery. The white German parents inspected his finger nails for signs of employment.

The police and Germans escorted the youth to his residence / place of employment for verification.

The entire scene took 30-minutes. It took the police 30-minutes to arrive on the scene although it was only 3 blocks from the Cathedral.

Being Black USA, I know how it goes. I was detained for an armed-robbery and placed in a sidewalk lineup. This occurred as I returned home, 2 blocks away, from the 7/11. The victim said it was not Meat Loaf, but another Black guy that robbed her at gunpoint. Meat Loaf returned home.

So, I know how it goes and how race enters the picture and racist practices are executed such as the German parents inspecting the Nicaraguan´s nails for signs of employment. As if being employed matters. It´s immaterial.

In Nicaragua, you are better off protecting your person and property with violence than to rely upon the criminal justice system.

The police didn´t care about the robbery. The police only care about the dollar value of stolen items. And then it doesn´t matter and especially not if you are forienger. Those from overseas can afford to repurchase the losted or damaged items is the mentality.

[Meat Loaf]

For many within the USA their fascination / only option are the lot lizards that work the truck stops. OKC, Torrence Avenue, and Akron are some famous lot lizard truck stops.

In Leon, at the gasolinera is the truck stop. And as such, the lot lizards are their working.

This is the only true putaria in Leon.

Back to Basics with Lot Lizards.

[Meat Loaf]

When any city has 18 - 24 Catholic churches - cathedrals than any intelligent monger should realize that p*ssy is not going to be had. This holds especially true for putas working in a putaria.

Every 2 - 3 blocks has a new and different Catholic church holding down the block. With all of these Catholic churches, I will buy the argument that Leon, Nicaragua, Central America, was the first city / colonial city in the American Hemisphere.

The Catholic Church is the world´s richest commercial enterprise. Religious organizations have tax-free IRS status within the USA and other G8 countries too. I, Meat Loaf, have always wanted my very own church for this fact and probably will start one in the future. Being that I attended the majority of my primary, secondary, and post-secondary schooling at religious institutions, I know of it´s financial value and revenue stream. Hey, just look at Don Juan of Chicago´s west side for proof. He is / was a top-notch P.I.M.P. and gained pop-culture fame through association with Snoop Dogg.

After 2 months in Leon, I can report the action.

First, Leon is ALIVE at night from 10 pm to 2 am on Tuesday (after recuperating from the week-end) and Thursday nights and of course all week end including Sunday.

You need to speak Spanish enough to have a conversation and you need to be willing to charm the ladies.

Places to hit: BAR BARO, a restaurant bar at about 3 minutes walk from the Cathedral or Central Park. Just order some drink and food if you are hungry and ask the waiter (promising a good tip of 10 Cordobas or more) to point out easy girls working the place for a fee, usually 300 to 500 cordobas. Don t go any higher not to spoil the game for you later or other gringos coming later. Be at this bar around 7 to 8 in the evening.

Discos with action on Tuesday and Thursday: DON SENOR, good any Tuesday evening, with Tona beer for 20-25 cordobas. Very few gringos go there, but if you speak spanish, go for it as part-time prostitutes work the place, single mothers with one or 2 children. How do you spot them? They are the ones with plastic or shiny high heels and large handbags.

On Thursday nights, a disco called ILLION at about 3 minutes walk from the Cathedral attracts low wages sales girls or students from the Interior. Some young full time prostitutes also hit the place looking for easy money.

With Friday and the week end, visit OXYGENE a disco with large video screen, some American rock, but mostly reggaeton is the flavor for all discos.

Buy for yourself some beer if you want but the thing to do for locals is to buy a small bottle of hard liquor with soda for 130 Cordobas or $6.50 but make sure the girl does not invite all her friends.

Street prostitutes for 150. 200 Cordobas can be had any evening from usuallly 8 p. M to midnight in the parking lot of the convenience store ON THE RUN 5 to 10 minutes outside of the city of Leon. Ask a taxi driver to give you directions. You will need to pay extra about 70 cordobas to pay a motel room in the neighbourhood. Don t worry the girl will lead you to the right place very close by.

Who said LEON was dull!

I, Meat Loaf, say Leon is dull and weak. The church situation is enough reason and proof.

During the afternoon I went to Barbaro. This is an upscale location with the best alcohol selection I have witnessed in Nicaragua. There are 0% prostitutes here.

The daytime in Leon was / is boring. Everyone- the locals both foreign and native- confirmed this fact. When one has to look at the calendar and time of day to plan their party, it should be realized that aint sh*t happening. Understand, I, Meat Loaf, dictate my party and not the city.

At night, I, and 3-Gringos went to Don Senor. It was empty and they closed at midnight. This is a disco.

I, Meat Loaf, do not patronize discos but only putarias and cantinas and street corners.

Illion and Oxygen are some more discos. They are all located on the same block as Barbaro. Again, nothing was happening.

After sleeping from 1600 - 2300 hours, I went to the above locations and saw nothing. Three gay guys did proposition me to f*ck them while drinking a beer at Barbaro, but I declined.

At Barbaro I had a Grolsch beer which had not been consumed by me in over 10 years. When locations in Nicaragua start selling Grolsch beer this is a sign of too many foreigners / Gringos being present.

I found a wh*re house open during the daytime in a seedy neighborhood. I entered. Present were 5 fat a*s wh*res. The type of female that makes you guys monger. I´m talking about their gutts / bellies were bigger than yours. And they were 40 - 50 years of age. One young tenderoni was present, but she was caballa. After drinking a liter of Tona and listening to reggae, I fled the scene. They attempted to molest me by grabbing my Meat Loaf and commenting that we, Bluefields people, have long schlongs.

The white girls- Gringas- like Leon ´cause they can chase semi-respectable Latin Lovers in their 20s´and 30s´. Unlike Granada where the Gringas hunt for loosers- vagobundos-, the Gringas in Leon hunt for pretty boys.

The white boys that I befriended told me that they live in Leon and get 0% p*ssy, respect, nor acknowledgement from the local population and Chicas Nicas. They said that it sucks in Leon. And these were some handsome white boys in their mid to late 20s´ with White Boy Money.

Leon is a youg city with Gringos in in their 20s´ and 30s´. Granada is an old city of 50 and 60-year old Gringos.

Since I´m on the road I will end this report.

Summary is that Leon sucks.

[Noguera]

The Loaf is spot-on in his comments on chasing tail in Chinandega and Corinto. I have been in Chinandega dozens and dozens of times and never had any luck whatsoever. However, I have also been to Cornito dozens of times but only once looking for a woman. And I found one. Was at a dumpy little bar down on the beach and picked up a girl. She took me back to her place just a block from the industrial port. Not a bad lay, probably the best you would ever find in Corinto. I just got lucky. Don't go to Chinandega or Corinto looking for action. And if you have to be in those towns your best bet is to drive the hour back down to Leon.

[Meat Loaf]

Home of Flor de Cana Rum.

This is a little dusty a*s town with a baseball stadium named after Flor de Cana.

Aint sh*t her either.

Nicaragua is big turd of nothing.

Lots of dusty and dirty a*s people lined the town.

Nothing to write about.

[Meat Loaf]

I went to Corinto and didn´t see much besides the port of entry with three crains. I´ve seen much bigger and better in Panama City, Panama; Long Beach, California; and the Port of Houston.

Their playa or beach area is weak and nothing like Veracruz in Panama City, Panama, or 31st and 39th street beach in Chicago. The only patrons were the typical Nicaraguan family with to many kids and everyone swimming in their street clothes.

I wanted to eat a fish dinner, but they wanted to charge C$ 150 when I had a huge fish plate in Pochomil for C $ 50. Hence, I denied the purchase.

Chinandeganos talk about Corinto having p*ssy at the bars and nightclubs, but I doubt that. I did hear from a semi-truck driver that these tramps want US $ 150 per polvo. Cabrona please.

All in all, Corinto is lame. If it wasn´t for my fascination with international trade and ports, I would have not gone.

They get Gringo suckers in town when a few cruise lines dock at the port.

Corinto was heavily mined by the USA during the war in the 1970s and 1980s. The USA lost the case in the Hague, but refused / contempt of court and didn´t pay the US $5 Billion judgement.

This town waves Sandanista flags all over the place.