FKK Harmony

[HardOnMonday]

Hooked up with my old favorite Diana on a Friday night. Diana is full of energy and appreciative of my DATY work. Following a long start of DATY warm up Diana gave me the best blowjob I have had in many years. Lots of deep throat action and super wet. I climaxed like a volcano! Diana is petite and friendly. Treat her well; she is a treasure!

[HardOnMonday]

Visited Harmony Sauna club after a long absence due to the pandemic. The place was packed! Had a hard time finding a parking place. The place was ripping with a super party atmosphere. In the bar a curvy long black haired girl was doing a champagne dance pouring the bubbly all over her body and rubbing her wet tits. When the big bottle was empty she started fucking herself with it. The guys were going wild. It was hard to even find a place to stand. I hooked up with Roberta who is a dark haired Romanian with "girl. Next door" looks. Roberta's English was OK. Her offer was 200 for an hour upstairs. Seems like the typical rate if you want any sex without everything covered. Started Roberta with some intense DATY which continued until she came hard squeezing my head with her legs. Then we switched and gave an energetic bareback BJ. Made it clear at the start that no finishing in the mouth was allowed. Wish I had asked about that in the negotiations. She sucked me well but switched to hand work when I started getting close to my finish. It was still a good rush and I blew a huge load all over. Roberta would have had a big mouthful of scum! This activity used up about 45 minutes of my time so we just hung out for a few minutes and talked about life. Nice experience but will not repeat. Thought about going for round 2 but I needed some shut eye after a long day. This club is clean with decent food and a wide selection of girls on a busy night. The club will be closed from Dec 24th until Jan 4th or 5th to let the girls go home for the holidays.

[Tintin1]

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There is a very decent quite detailed (names descriptions etc) review of a recent visit on the German board. Surprised me.

Just the messenger.

[Pharisaer]

Can you confirm that on Fridays the girls are naked at harmony?

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[Nikolaj72]

This is sad but summer vacations have hit all the FKKs hard this year. Many less attractive girls in every forum post in July.

I was just there in May and had no trouble finding girls for 100.150 for CIM. I've had girls say things like for one time, more if you want to go twice but as I'm old. Once is enough in any session (have to save something for the second girl).

Can you confirm that on Fridays the girls are naked at harmony?

[Tintin1]

Atmos has even less girls than Harmony for the time being. Moreover, many girls start their negotiations wirh 130 for 30 minutes. I cannot recommend any sauna club in or near Hamburg for the time being.

This is sad but summer vacations have hit all the FKKs hard this year. Many less attractive girls in every forum post in July.

I was just there in May and had no trouble finding girls for 100.150 for CIM. I've had girls say things like for one time, more if you want to go twice but as I'm old. Once is enough in any session (have to save something for the second girl).

[Hoss C]

I go where work takes me. Atmos is def on my radar, probably next week since I'll be back near Hamburg.

Atmos has even less girls than Harmony for the time being. Moreover, many girls start their negotiations wirh 130€ for 30 minutes. I cannot recommend any sauna club in or near Hamburg for the time being.

[AzureDrake]

This is a pleasant and a gentle intro into FKK life BUT the real challenge is that 99% of the males are regulars. So it's hard to hide in the weeds. Girls know whether it will be a good or bad night pretty quickly. So you were 'fresh meat'. Could be good or could be bad. Anyway. If you're still around try the other FKK Atmos and then move on down the road toward Frankfurt. Lots of stops along the way.

Thanks for the report! Good luck.

I go where work takes me. Atmos is def on my radar, probably next week since I'll be back near Hamburg.

[Tintin1]

Visited Harmony some weeks ago.

Super nice place, though little to the side from Hamburg. Sunday was BBQ day and the food was decent. There were 12 adds on their page and the number roughly matched the amount of girls. No pics on site, but a vague description. At least you get an idea how many are around.

Had a look around, some girls approached, others didn't. As it was my first FKK visit was bit nervous, but did manage to find one that I had some chemistry with. Not the prettiest, but chemistry goes a long way. Basic price is 70 for 30 minutes. We had a chat and in hindsight she upsold me on the services. Didn't mind too much as she was a fun gal.

This is a pleasant and a gentle intro into FKK life BUT the real challenge is that 99% of the males are regulars. So it's hard to hide in the weeds. Girls know whether it will be a good or bad night pretty quickly. So you were 'fresh meat'. Could be good or could be bad. Anyway. If you're still around try the other FKK Atmos and then move on down the road toward Frankfurt. Lots of stops along the way.

Thanks for the report! Good luck.

[AzureDrake]

Visited Harmony some weeks ago.

Super nice place, though little to the side from Hamburg. Sunday was BBQ day and the food was decent. There were 12 adds on their page and the number roughly matched the amount of girls. No pics on site, but a vague description. At least you get an idea how many are around.

Had a look around, some girls approached, others didn't. As it was my first FKK visit was bit nervous, but did manage to find one that I had some chemistry with. Not the prettiest, but chemistry goes a long way. Basic price is 70 for 30 minutes. We had a chat and in hindsight she upsold me on the services. Didn't mind too much as she was a fun gal.

[Sirioja]

No more true GFE Nicole. Ro Sigourney Weaver?

I loved the river.

[Tintin1]

So last night Atmos closer to central Hamburg. Tonight Harmony in a small town 30 minutes south of the city. The outer 'burbs' Really this should be labled "near Hamburg" It is in Seevetal (even the club's website says "near" Hamburg).

First pluses: the place is cute. Super clean and in the middle of a tiny quiet village. Lots of horses and scenic houses. Very friendly staff and the bartender a sweet older woman. A special building holds the sauna steam bath and spa. The outside is a huge grass lawn with chairs to relax. The building sits on a beautiful river filled with fish. I'm already thinking I'd like to be fishing with a cold beer. Not the best 'first thoughts' when you're in a working girl house.

The minus. Just 7-8 women and 6-7 men. The price is exactly the same at Atmos. 100 for sex and BBBJ. 50 more to CIM and for reference, two attractive women both said yes to anal. According to the lady I took upstairs, I was the only man present who they didn't know. Most of the visitors are regulars So while Monday is never busy I saw only 2 or 3 couples go upstairs. I had planned to pick Amanda. A self proclaimed Spaniard that I believe was Romanian. A few extra pounds and large pendulous breasts but very friendly with a sympathetic manner. By the time I felt the urge I noticed her soft ass rocking from side to side heading up the stairs with some guy. Anatolia was my second choice and technically cuter thinner and more fit. Long brown hair. Romanian and a friend of the Amanda and fellow Romanian speaker! Talked options and ended up with the 150 CIMM and believe me her lips and tongue should be bottled as witchcraft. Deep throat. Great eye contact and happy to kiss. Can't say the entire sex activity lasted longer than 30 minutes but we were def in the room an hour. I brought the conversation to an end so I could get to the buffet. As with my fish comment above, not the reason you want to go to a FKK except maybe in Mainhattan in Frankfurt.

Also happy to contribute to a forum that's been dead almost a year?

[Nooma]

In short

A decent day club. If you intend to spend an entire day at a saunaclub in the Hamburg area, then this your best option.

Facilities

The club has modern interior, is well maintained and clean. There is a lot of lounge space for rainy days, and a nice big garden for sunny days. The porn cinema is one of the best I've seen.

There is a river running past the restaurant. It's nice to watch the river run by while eating.

The club has neither a jacuzzi or a pool, but steam sauna, sauna and massage is available.

Staff

Very friendly staff. The woman in the reception and the chef had good English skills, the bartenders did not speak English at all.

Food

Because of Corona, there was no buffet. The chef served food on demand, from behind a counter. Some of the meat was so though and chewy that it was inedible. Other than that, the food was OK.

Girls

Most girls arrived at opening time. There were about 15-20 girls.

Average lineup. Some girls were skinny, some not.

The girls were friendly and not pushy. I did not experience any upsell in the room.

My best room was with a girl that looked a bit like Denice Richards. Average sex skills, but very pleasant personality and congenial in the room. I think her name was Antonia, but I'm not sure.

Prices

The entry is 60 euro.

The base price seemed to be 80 euro per half hour and 120 euro per hour. Base price included covered BJ, sex in multiple positions and touching.

I was offered 200 euro for 1-hour full service. I did not ask if that included anal.

Regular extras at 20 euros. Did not ask for price on anal sex.

Covid Infection prevention

You must show a negative corona test upon entry.

It is possible to register your contact details for contact tracing.

Mask was worn only in the reception area, but easy to keep 2-meter distance (Was a Monday).

No hand sanitizer available.

Travel

You can reach the club by car or public transportation.

If you use public transportation from Hamburg, you must change trains / buses 2-3 times, then walk for 15 minutes. I recommend you use the HVV mobile app for planning and paying for your trip.

There is a nice hotel across the street from the club.

[Rocky V]

Harmony will re-open again on the 25 June. The avalanche of re-openings seems to continue smoothly. Fingers crossed for the Big 5 soon.

[Sirioja]

It is more of a classic brothel, what the Germans call "Laufhaus". Basically an FKK without the option to hang around the lounge, so when you enter, the available ladies introduce themselves to you with their name, and you have to make a quick decision whom to go with (and remember their name)! The girls are generally not quite as hot as the best you can find in the RLD on a good day (except at the high-end clubs possibly) but the price is quite OK, I think 120 for an hour (plus any extras).

RLD is windows in streets in Amsterdam? But I was told: no shower, no kissing, no normal BJ?