FKK Harmony

[PussyLiccker]

I forgot to mention this in my report. I really enjoyed the drive to Hamburg from NRW. There are very long no speed limit stretches where you can take the pedal to the metal. I suggest getting a nice car to enjoy it more.

Long ass drive though!

Thanks for putting it out there, but the pricing with the law seems to have gotten worse, and I was expecting Harmony to be better in this respect than the other two, but doesn't seem so. Perhaps in general went up 20 Euros across the board with the new law.

Looking at Harmoney's prices, I can't imagine Atmos or Bab being worse. It seems girls have a menu across the 3 clubs.

It just sounds to me like you had pickings better to your liking at Harmony.

[Sebastiane]

Good reports on Harmony and Atmos Lalobo. I like both these clubs- you missed a great opportunity by not going with Amira. She's a fantastic fuck and, if she likes you, very open minded! I had a memorable session with her. She can really deep throat and she is one of the hottest looking girls in the club.

Harmony has very many hot girls and I need to go back there soon! Martha is exquisite. I had a great session with her too. You should also try Maya.

Babylon I've only been to once so far. I need to go again to try it out again.

[Lalabo]

I forgot to mention this in my report. I really enjoyed the drive to Hamburg from NRW. There are very long no speed limit stretches where you can take the pedal to the metal. I suggest getting a nice car to enjoy it more.

[Lalabo]

I'm just happy to see people talking about the Hamburg clubs. And I started the trend earlier this year LOL!

Yes, sir. I have been thinking of visiting Hamburg for few year but was on the fence, your reports definitely helped me to finally pull the trigger.

[Lalabo]

My Polish Martha is blond.

Yes you are right.

[PussyLiccker]

Awsome! Quite a report, precise with the price breakdown. You the man.

[The Cane]

I'm just happy to see people talking about the Hamburg clubs. And I started the trend earlier this year LOL!

[Sirioja]

My Polish Martha is blond.

[Lalabo]

A few years ago I visited Globe and Bumsalp in a single day and left the clubs without doing any sessions as I didn't find any girl I liked. I thought it wouldn't happen but it did during my Hamburg visit. I visited Atmos and Babylon on the same day (Thursday) and left without sessioning. In Atmos's case, I didn't find any girl I liked. In Babylon's case, there were couple of German girls I would have liked to have session-ed but I was put off by the high prices they quoted.

My visit to Atmos was an interesting one. I went to the club around 6 pm on the second day of my trip, paid 65 E entrance. As it was my fist visit to the club I was given a tour by a girl. As I was touring I saw quite a few chubby, chunky girls and few fat girls. For a moment I wondered if I was on a whale watching tour. I had to pinch myself to assure I wasn't. After the club tour I went to the bar, grabbed a glass a water. I didn't even take a sip, girls one after another came to me giving their sales pitch and pressuring me to go to the room. One of those girls were Amira, a very tall beautiful German / Turkish mix girl. I told her I would go with her after eating some food but she insisted I go with her right then which I refused. She was visibly upset. As I was walking towards dining area more girls attacked me with their sales pitches. I felt like a swarm of hornets relentlessly attaching me. Anyway I ate some food and decided there is not point in waiting for a good looking girl to show up while fending off persistent attacks. So I left within an hour of entering the club. Club was not very clean.

After leaving Atrmos I went to Babylon, paid 65 E entrance. It is a big club. There is an indoor pool next to the bar area. Club is nice and clean. Got a drink and sat with a beautiful German girl who gave me the taste of prices in the club. After that I didn't bother to inquire about prices with other girls, partly because I didn't find any one I liked. I spent couple of hours in the club and then went to near by casino and played some poker, which was the fun part of the day.

I did visit Reeperbahn on the first day after leaving Harmony. Its seems to be happening place with lots of clubs etc. Herbertstrae is very small much smaller than Amstrerdam. Most of the windows were empty. It is a ok place. I don't think one has to visit going out of the way. I just went there to check it off the list.

Harmony:

I visited 3 times (on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday). You could say that it is my favorite club in Hamburg.

Club:

It is a small club located outside Hamburg countryside. I had a car so getting there was easy. I don't know the logistics involved in getting there using public. Transport. Entry is 50 E, for which you get to use facilities, drink usual non alcoholic drinks and decent quality free draft beer, eat decent quality food and enjoy and look and chat with ladies (fucking and other activities cost extra). This club is one of the cleanest club I have seen. It has lots of couches, similar to the ones in ACA, to relax / chat with ladies. They have a small Kino. Lockers and shower facilities are good. They provide toothbrushes in addition to moisturizing cream and other toiletries. I have not seen any other club provide toothbrushes, I thought it was a nice touch. They have a decent sized garden where sauna is located. Club is surrounded by beautiful canal and fields, I bet one could enjoy these picturesque settings lot more in summer. Weather wasn't bad the days I visited, it was comfortable 65-70. They have in-house masseuse if you need massage. I liked the bar setup in this club, the area is brightly lit and high chairs were comfortable to sit. All the staff where very nice.

Friday is FKK day. I thought girls would be naked but most of them were topless with towel covering their bottom.

Based on my visits this club is better visited weekday and during daytime. It is better be there by 2 pm. Activity seems to wind down after 10-11 pm.

Girls / Lineup:

20+ girls. Lineup is very diverse in shape and size and the countries they are from. Most girls are from Romania and Germany, some from Poland, Turkey and so on. Girls are slim, short, tall, and beautiful. Oh! There was one chubby one too. I saw few very pretty girls I would have lived to session with on a weekday but they didn't show up on Friday and Saturday. I also saw some non pros (who work occasionally) during weekday and didn't see them on weekend. I think this club could be a good weekday club to visit. Girls are not pushy, mostly not sharky, had very good attitude, easy to talk to. It felt like I was in 2012-13 GT.

Service and costs:

Standard service costs 60 E for half hour which includes CBJ and sex, anything else you need to discuss with girls (that is what lovely receptionist told me). Pricing is broken down into 3 components based on activities: basic activities, sides activities and extra activities. Standard service gets you to do basic activities. Side activities include NCBJ (I know what you guys are thinking. NoCondomBJ? No! It is NicerCBJ. You all know it is illegal to do NoComdomBJ now, so you better do NicerCBJ), DFK and DATY. Extra activities include CIM, Anal etc. Typical pricing for sides are 20 E / activity, you get 10 E discount if you take all the sides. Some girls.

Offer DATY for free. Some girls may charge more for some sides and less for others but the total cost stays close to 110 (10). Cost of extras are reasonable. CIM is 30 E and anal is 60 E. Girls are nice enough to explain the services they offer and the their pricing structure.

Food:

Food was tasty. Food was plentiful and available all the time. There is plenty of place to dine. Dining area is kept very clean all the time. Last day of my visit was a party day so they had grill and many other verities of food. It was a feast. I enjoyed all meats they grilled especially lamb, it is delicious.

My activities:

What can I say, I tend to prefer German girls so I took advantage of abundant availability of beautiful German girls in this club. There were few beautiful Romanian girls there but didn't get to session with them. Maybe next time. I session-ed with 8 girls: 7 German and 1 polish.

Lena: 22 yo German dark blonde.

I saw two cute girls sitting nearby couch while I was eating. One is a cute and chubby one and other one is Lena with unmistakable German look. My eyes gravitated towards Lena who is very pale, no tats, has a small nose ring and freckles on her face and shoulders. She lives in NRW and came to Hamburg for couple of days to work at Harmony. It was her first day. I really enjoyed talking to her before the session and all the activities inside the room. A great start for my Hamburg trip. Cost: 60+20+30+0.

Lilly: 24 yo, 173 cm tall, black hair, very nice see cups.

She's been working in this club for few years. Very nice session. Cost: 110.

Mandy: 20 yo, 175 cm tall long platinum blonde hair.

Very pretty model type young girl with collagen enhanced lips (I don't understand why she had to enhance them). She is very tall with right amount of meet on the bones. You wouldn't miss her is she is in the club. She is very new to the business. She doesn't kiss, not even on the lips. I usually wouldn't go with a girl with that restriction but she was so pretty and tall I had to fuck her. She is very hygiene conscious which breaks the flow of the session. She lacks BJ skills. I would skip NCBJ and save money with her. I chalked this as optifuck. Hopefully she provides better service as she gains experience. You are welcome guys. Cost: 60+30+NotOffered+0.

Martha: 27 yo Polish brunette.

Very pretty girl. Unfortunately she doesn't speak English but provided good service. I would have done 1 HR if was able to communicate in English. Cost: 110.

Lana: 22 yo, 170 cm tall German / Polish.

Pretty girl with nice personality. She has face freckles. I spent fun 1 HR with her. Cost: 120+20+20+0+30.

Larissa: 23 yo German blonde.

Beautiful girl, great personality and attitude. She was so fun I had to extend the session to 1 HR. Did anal. Cost: 120+20+20+0+60.

Tanja (pronounced Tanya): 24 yo chubby Russian born German.

She is the one who sat next to Lena on the first day. She also has nose ring bit a bigger size. Even tough she is beautiful I didn't think I would session with her as she was bit chubby. But my visit to Atmos and looking at all those whales has triggered something in my brain so I have decided to session with her. She always has smile on her face and seemed to have good attitude so I have decided to talk to her. She was very friendly and told me how much of an expert she is in playing flute. That got me excited and I took her to room. She does play flute well and enjoyed her session with CIM. Cost: 60+30+10+0+30.

I did session with another German girl who's name I can't recall.

I really liked this club and I plan to visit in future (may towards the end of January).

[Lalabo]

Lalabo, I'm contemplating whether it's worth heading out there just to visit Harmony during the day this time. As I've mentioned, last visit (which was on a weekend night) late night, the club only had few girls and was pretty dead. A buddy told me that it's a daytime club which I regret not showing up earlier. I met one slight plump Turkish girl, and other than her, few Ro. That left an impression not to return, but I did arrive quite late close to closing time.

I await your report as I'm curious how the LU is like during the day, and comparison of weekday to weekend. Counter-intuitive that weekday LU would be better than weekend.

Based on my experience this is a bad club to visit after 8 pm. You better be there by 2 pm and leave after 10 pm. This is definitely a daytime club and seems like a weekday club also. I thought this club attracts many no professional girls (they are completely missing from GT during this trip) during weekdays. I think it is worth another try.

[Sirioja]

Yes, Harmony is a day club. All girls working, start before 3 pm. Between 10 and 20 girls on Friday and Saturday. Girls working on the day, are on website. Harmony busiest superstar is Romanian Nicole.

[PussyLiccker]

Lalabo, I'm contemplating whether it's worth heading out there just to visit Harmony during the day this time. As I've mentioned, last visit (which was on a weekend night) late night, the club only had few girls and was pretty dead. A buddy told me that it's a daytime club which I regret not showing up earlier. I met one slight plump Turkish girl, and other than her, few Ro. That left an impression not to return, but I did arrive quite late close to closing time.

I await your report as I'm curious how the LU is like during the day, and comparison of weekday to weekend. Counter-intuitive that weekday LU would be better than weekend.

[Lalabo]

Hey Lalabo,

It'll be great if you could post your reviews sooner. I'll plan to visit Harmony this coming weekend for a first time visit to this club. Any recommendations on the girls a plus as I believe we have similar taste.

Been to Atmos in the past. A ok club for me and Babylon a long while back and wasn't impressed. Not sure if I will go to Atmos again and unlikely to hit Babylon so only Harmony will have to satisfy my Hamburger craving.

Howie.

I think you picked the right place for satisfy your cravings.

I sent you a PM instead. I will still post a report by weekend.

For some reason I thought weekday lineup was better than weekend. I hope it is different for you this weekend. Good luck and have fun!

[Sirioja]

I think the Nicole you are referring to is 28 yo cute slim girl who looks like a teen. You are right on the money with Sigourney Weaver reference. She does have lot of resemblance to her. I did talk to Nicole just before I left the club at 10 PM on Saturday as I had to drive back to NRW.

I have enjoyed Harmony a lot. It is the only club where I sessioned, visited 3 times and saw 9 German girls. I visited Atmos and Babylon on the same day and left without any sessions.

I hope to post reviews in few days.

Only 1 Nicole. Ro at Harmony since 2015. Just a bit of resemblance for me. If you like her brunette with white skin look, I can only advice to taste how she is a sweet GFE, pure Romanian woman for kindness, sweetness. Only reason I didn't repeat with her on my 2 last visits is I hate to wait for a girl I know, and then she is not attractive for me. I m used to my regulars who come to me. Nicole seems to be the busiest at Harmony now.

Except Bambi, didn't see any other attractive German. Martha is Polish, Masha is half Kazakh, my passionate Eve was Romanian of course.

[Howie]

I think the Nicole you are referring to is 28 yo cute slim girl who looks like a teen. You are right on the money with Sigourney Weaver reference. She does have lot of resemblance to her. I did talk to Nicole just before I left the club at 10 PM on Saturday as I had to drive back to NRW.

I have enjoyed Harmony a lot. It is the only club where I sessioned, visited 3 times and saw 9 German girls. I visited Atmos and Babylon on the same day and left without any sessions.

I hope to post reviews in few days.

Hey Lalabo,

It'll be great if you could post your reviews sooner. I'll plan to visit Harmony this coming weekend for a first time visit to this club. Any recommendations on the girls a plus as I believe we have similar taste.

Been to Atmos in the past. A ok club for me and Babylon a long while back and wasn't impressed. Not sure if I will go to Atmos again and unlikely to hit Babylon so only Harmony will have to satisfy my Hamburger craving.

Howie.