FKK Harmony

[PayForIt]

So in the last week or so I've visited all 3 of Babylon, Atmos and Harmony and I can say that my preference is for Harmony although I have to admit that the single most crazy-fucked-up-shit-can't-believe-she-let-do-this-sex pornstar session was with a girl from Atmos (Yasmin) and the single most beautiful girl from all of the 3 was also at Atmos (Sina, a 10) although the best food, best session, least upsell, best GFE were all in Harmony (Maya). Babylon had the best facilities and Babylon was also easiest to get and had the best party atmosphere. In terms of costs. With the exception of one special girl (Maya)- there wasn't much in it if you are the kind of guy who likes long sessions with all the trimmings and extras. The biggest differences for me were (compared to the Hessen 5 and other clubs in NRW) the pricing structure round here and the diversity of the girls with not just Romanians- though I like them and there were a lot of those too. The other big thing I noticed were the sheer number of stunners I've fucked in the last 2 weeks in the Hamburg area -girls with model -like figures so 9/10's: Sina, Aida (Atmos), Martha, Maya (Harmony)! 'Plus ca change. As they say!

What are the prices in Babylon? I've been to both Atmos and Harmony and much preferred Harmony though as you say it's quite a distance (Atmos is not that close either! Is Babylon closer and what were the prices for entry and services please?

[Sebastiane]

About my latest visit to Harmony: the tall German blonde I wanted to go with was called Yana; the beautiful light blonde with very pale skin was a Romanian called Renata and is 21 not 19 as I wrote (that was the age she started as she told me); also Nadja and Bella (see website of Harmony) were 2 others I would have liked to have done.

[Sebastiane]

So in the last week or so I've visited all 3 of Babylon, Atmos and Harmony and I can say that my preference is for Harmony although I have to admit that the single most crazy-fucked-up-shit-can't-believe-she-let-do-this-sex pornstar session was with a girl from Atmos (Yasmin) and the single most beautiful girl from all of the 3 was also at Atmos (Sina, a 10) although the best food, best session, least upsell, best GFE were all in Harmony (Maya). Babylon had the best facilities and Babylon was also easiest to get and had the best party atmosphere. In terms of costs. With the exception of one special girl (Maya)- there wasn't much in it if you are the kind of guy who likes long sessions with all the trimmings and extras. The biggest differences for me were (compared to the Hessen 5 and other clubs in NRW) the pricing structure round here and the diversity of the girls with not just Romanians- though I like them and there were a lot of those too. The other big thing I noticed were the sheer number of stunners I've fucked in the last 2 weeks in the Hamburg area -girls with model -like figures so 9/10's: Sina, Aida (Atmos), Martha, Maya (Harmony)! 'Plus ca change. As they say!

[Sebastiane]

Just got back! Here is a quick report. Took a train to Hettfeld from Hamburg and then cab for 25 e. Paid 50 e entry.

Martha 173 cm beautiful girl from Poland. Blonde, slender, long legged. 32 but great schlank figure and model face I like. 9/9. 5/8. 1 hour 180 for everything. BJ, DFK, DATY etc. Multiple positions. 180 plus 20 tip. The most beautiful girl there IMHO. Wouldn't kiss when I first said for only 30 minutes but once in room I charmed her into doing everything and I extended to an hour. Came at the hour time as she sat over me.

Gina. 25. Serbian. Small girl about UK size 6. 160 cm. Red thong. Dark brown hair. Tanned and kohl lined eyes. I thought she was Indian first. Nose ring. 30 minutes 120 for everything. 8/7/7. Very friendly but not sure about repeat.

Maya. The highlight. 28 yr old Hungarian. 170 cm model like figure but 10 cm heels too. Pretty face with intense dark brown eyes and light brown hair. Long legs. Tattoo of a pair of human eyes on her lower back in ink. Two names tattooed on her forearm. Red lipstick. Stunning. And best of all the only girl who offered everything as before for 60/30 with no upselling. So I decided to start with 30 minutes but she was so good I quickly extended to an hour and then another 30 as I wanted to fuck her in the ass. After I came we smooched for a while. Amazing girl. 8.5/9/10. Will definitely return for her. Total 240 + 10 tip. So worth it!

Excellent club with great facilities a bit reminiscent of Sakura. Amazing food and a lot of pretty girls. Spoke to another stunning Romanian girl with platinum blonde hair and a very pretty face and planned to go with her as she was 19 but she was busy later. Forget her name. Also a very tall blonde German girl wearing a black sexy topless one piece with a Great ass is also on my list. Taxi back was expensive at night. 90 e. That is an issue and I should have just got the cab to Hettfeld and gotten the train back but I was tired.

Out of the 3 clubs (Babylon, Atmos, Harmony) it is overall definitely the best but it is a bit far out and doesn't have as much of a party-vibe as Babylon or the Hessen clubs. In future won't take cab all the way back. In terms of value for money there isn't much in it to be honest if you go for long sessions with all the extras but if you're after 60/30 and same service as before then a select few girls it seems here will do it but most will say 60/30 is now just suck and fuck mit gummi. That seems to be the default in the Hamburg area although it is not always the case- it all depends on the girl.

[AznNick]

Better than swimming pool, at Harmony You have the beautiful little river, great sauna, beds to sleep, and lovely Nicole. Ro for 60/30 mn with fluent DFK and BBBJ, and no upselling. At Atmos, with DFK and BBBJ, 90 for 30 mn. I was not asked for extra for my work on DATY.

Hi siroja, the extra for BBBJ at atmos must depend on the Girl as I had some where it is included. But yes most Will ask for Extra on this. I were at atmos and harmony last week, few girls on harmony also had BBBJ as extra, just paid and enjoyed LOL.

[PayForIt]

Better than swimming pool, at Harmony You have the beautiful little river, great sauna, beds to sleep, and lovely Nicole. Ro for 60/30 mn with fluent DFK and BBBJ, and no upselling. At Atmos, with DFK and BBBJ, 90 for 30 mn. I was not asked for extra for my work on DATY.

Hadn't tried any of the clubs in Hamburg so decided to give one a go last week. Based on reports on this forum selected Harmony over Atmos. Taxi there from centre of city was 60 euros. I couldn't be bothered with a train then cab (like Oase) = too much hassle for me to save a few euros.

Small but really well maintained club. Middle of nowhere quite a distance south of the city. I was worried about being able to get a cab back but it was no issue (but another 60 back).

Lovely location over top of river, nice views, and good quality club. Similar to Sakura Stuggart in some respects but smaller.

Whilst talking to the beautiful Lisa (20 Ro brunette) in bar and telling her I'd never been in the club before in walks a regular girl I know from the UK. Both amazed to see one another, Lara and I kissed, hugged and howled with laughter. She in only there for a week more. Blonde, slim. Pretty.

First room with Lisa. Amazing talon nails and boy could she use them. Very sexy body. Left to rest. Returned for another 90 minutes with her during which time she brought in her friend (can't recall name but covered head to toe in tattoos. Big boobs). Fantastic time had. Ordered some lovely prawns from very helpful chef. Really liked the club and would return. 50 e entrance and free beer.

[Sirioja]

Better than swimming pool, at Harmony You have the beautiful little river, great sauna, beds to sleep, and lovely Nicole. Ro for 60/30 mn with fluent DFK and BBBJ, and no upselling. At Atmos, with DFK and BBBJ, 90 for 30 mn. I was not asked for extra for my work on DATY.

[Ben1313]

Harmony is a better club in my opinion.

But if it is worth 50 E x 2 to take a taxi to Harmony in March / April? I don't think so...

You don't have to pay 100 €. There's a regular train connection from Hamburg to Hittfeld, and from there it's 8 km ( ca. 25 € by taxi) to Harmony. I think you have to order a taxi in advance, just google "Taxi Hittfeld". The last train back to Hamburg leaves around half past midnight.

Therefore it's not 100 € but only 50 €. And you have to consider that the entrance fee at Atmos is 15 € higher and that you have to pay at Atmos more often extra money for services like BBBJ than at Harmony. The only real advantage of Atmos is the big swimming pool. The atmosphere is much nicer at Harmony. Concerning the girls I had (bad) luck with my choice at both places and I've been to each around 50 times, though in the last two, three years I've hardly been at Atmos.

[Tjohoo]

Now compared to Harmony, the big problem for me and I guess others is if you don't have a car. Is it worth the 50 euro taxa trip? I've read so many good posts about Harmony. But is it really that much better than Atmos?

Harmony is a better club in my opinion.

If you have a car go to Harmony.

If it is summer go to Harmony.

But if it is worth 50 E x 2 to take a taxi to Harmony in March / April? I don't think so.

T.

[AznNick]

Hi guys,

I'm leaving for hamburg for some business days. Usually Atmos is my place to go, as I don't have a car. I tried Babylon a few times, location easy by bus, the place is perfect in size, great bar, sauna and main room is huge, but the service from girls is very poor. Atmos in the other hand, the service from the girls is topnotch, petite and beautiful, the bar is ok, eating place great, but the mainroom is so so.

Now compared to Harmony, the big problem for me and I guess others is if you don't have a car. Is it worth the 50 euro taxa trip? I've read so many good posts about Harmony. But is it really that much better than Atmos?

BTW if anyone planning visiting Atmos or Harmony 8th April + 3-4 days give me a heads up.

[Ben1313]

You know it sucks when the one you want more than any other at the club is the girl behind the reception desk as opposed to any of the ones with the meter running who you could actually have! I've run into that a few times in my mongering career, especially in Brazil and Germany. There was one who used to work at Artemis a long time ago. Blonde and German and pretty, but still kind of "trashy" looking in a porn star kind of way with lots of make-up. I wanted that LOL!

It's often the same with bars and female bartenders. We have two sayings for this phenomenon: "Was verboten ist, macht uns gerade scharf" and "Die Kirschen in Nachbars Garten schmecken immer am besten" Both mean basically that the things that are out of your reach tend to have have a strong lure. They appeal to our archaic hunting instinct I suppose.

Ben.

[Ben1313]

Just out of curiosity, can you answer what the break-down of number of girls, diversity of the nationities for each club? A lineup list with nationalities, and age would be most informative. Is there one I can find somewhere, a forum of some kind?

Problem is, things have changed during the last six month or so. There are currently more girls at Harmony than ever during the last 4 years. The percentage of Romanian and Bulgarian girls used to be a bit high for my liking but that seems to have changed. More German girls than ever work at the Club. You can always check the rota on the website. It's accurate with the only exemption that a few girls don't want to be listed. For reasons concerning the IRS I suppose. And bear in mind that a number of girls leave quite early. It happened to me that I checked the rota at home but when I arrived at the club an hour later half of the girls had called it a day.

I think there is a forum for the north of Germany but I don't use it. From time to time there are reports (in German) about the Harmony at Roemerforum which I use for my visits to Frankfurt.

Is Fri Sat the best days to visit like anywhere? Is Sunday a good day to visit? What time the different clubs starts to get going?

I can only deliver reliable-ish information about Harmony, as I don't visit Atmos and Babylon (any longer). Thursday and Friday tend to be the days with the highest number of girls. And each Friday is FKK-Day, so the girls are completely naked. But the decisive factor is the ratio between girls and customers. You can make a guess about the ratio when you look at the rota on the intent and count the cars in the parking lot. Although it has happened (especially on warm summer days) that there were tons of men in the club but many of them were satisfied with lying in the sun, chatting with each other, drinking and eating and for that reason were no competition. And I experienced surprisingly bad and good ratios on every day of the week. So it comes down to (bad) luck, as it is often the case in life. By the way: the receptionist is of course not helpful. She wants your 50 bucks, so she'll always claims that there are enough girls present even if that's a blatant lie. The best time to be at the Harmony in my experience is late afternoon, about 4 pm When the girls from the early shift and those from the late shift are in the house.

Regards,

Ben.

[HardOnMonday]

Did a visit to Harmony today. Arrived at about 1630 HR to a nearly full parking lot. Despite that the ratio of girls to men was still OK. Did a final work phone call on the unheated back porch. Then wandered the club until I settled down in the small room off the bar area. Hooked up with Mascha who is a slender 22 yr old from Kazakhstan. Mascha sat with me for awhile and did some nice flirting. Headed up to a room where we got right down to an extended session of DATY. Went at until she got good and wet. Then we did a switch where she did a CBJ. Despite the cover it was a pretty good BJ. Finally the cover started to fall apart. Mascha tossed it and switched to BBBJ action. Ended up needing 90 minutes to finish. Mascha was concerned that she did not turn me on but I am just slow; always have been. When I finally came she let me deposit the load completely in her mouth. She was so happy to succeed that she jumping up and down to celebrate. In our last 15 minutes she taught me some Russian words and gave me a light massage. I continue to be impressed with this facility. It is clean and the staff is friendly. Will be back.

[The Cane]

If it's the one I'm thinking about, I can tell you this: you're far from being the only one with that wish.

You know it sucks when the one you want more than any other at the club is the girl behind the reception desk as opposed to any of the ones with the meter running who you could actually have! I've run into that a few times in my mongering career, especially in Brazil and Germany. There was one who used to work at Artemis a long time ago. Blonde and German and pretty, but still kind of "trashy" looking in a porn star kind of way with lots of make-up. I wanted that LOL!

[The Cane]

Undisputed? I am sure I could easily find several men who would dispute that notion. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. I was curious who this "undisputed" beauty was. I find her looks okay but don't consider her very pretty.

But of course. I said "undisputed' because on the night I was there, she was the one getting most of the attention without a doubt. No shortage of interest in guys at least wanting to talk to her and check her out, including this guy, while many other girls just around bored with no action. So you don't find her pretty. That's just you and your opinion, and I respect that. But, I think I have good taste in women. That means that when I say a girl is pretty, I'm very confident that most other men would agree. Based on the looks and stares and approaches "Bambi" was getting when I was there (that's fact versus my opinion), I feel quite confident that a whole lot of guys would find her to be physically quite attractive! And on the night in question, that conclusion could not be disputed. Now her personality? Well that's another matter! Seems like we both got turned off by that part of her. But for a guy like PussyLiccker who likes them white, blonde, and Nordic looking? I don't think he would call Ms. "Bambi" a "stunner", but I do think he would find her to be pretty hehehe! Go look and see and tell us PL!