FKK Harmony

[PussyLiccker]

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

Thanks for putting things in perspective Ben.

Just out of curiosity, can you answer what the break-down of number of girls, diversity of the nationities for each club? A lineup list with nationalities, and age would be most informative. Is there one I can find somewhere, a forum of some kind?

Is Fri Sat the best days to visit like anywhere? Is Sunday a good day to visit? What time the different clubs starts to get going?

[Ben1313]

This girl was very popular (obviously being the undisputed prettiest),

Undisputed? I'am sure I could easily find several men who would dispute that notion. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

The pretty blonde at the reception desk (I wanted to fuck her hehehe)..

If it's the one I'am thinking about, I can tell you this: you're far from being the only one with that wish.

Bambi..

I was curious who this "undisputed" beauty was. I find her looks okay but don't consider her very pretty. And I once overheard a conversation between her and a colleague. She seems to be very plain. Therefore I lost all interest in booking her.

Ben.

[The Cane]

Stopped by Harmony on a Friday evening around 7 pm, and the parking lot was full. This club was a good distance away from the Hamburg city center, but I think it's worth visiting if you're in the area. The club is small but well-kept with several comfortable areas to sit. The price of admission was 50 euros, and I found the food to be OK. Some brands of beer were for free along with the soft drinks, so I liked that too. Unfortunately, I didn't find a lot of good lookers though. If you like German girls, there were plenty of those, and I was approached by a few.

The one and only beautiful girl in the entire club was a tall, blonde German with a beautiful face. I didn't like the way she walked around with a towel always wrapped around her because that prevented me from spying upon her full body. This girl was very popular (obviously being the undisputed prettiest), and it was hard to get her attention. We "made eyes" when I first arrived in the bar area, but then she disappeared off to somewhere. Eventually found her in the kino talking to a guy, but don't think they sessioned. Later this beauty returned to the bar, but then two older guys were right on her, and one chose to session. Damn it!

Well, later in the evening I did get the tall, blonde German's attention, and we sat to chat for a minute. I could see that she was pretty, but did I want to session? Let's find out! I learned that the German was going by the name of "Bambi", which I thought was kind of cute / funny. I also learned that she had a bit of an attitude! First, she did not like my American pronunciation of her name. The pretty blonde at the reception desk (I wanted to fuck her hehehe) had already told me that the price for "standard" sex was 60 euros per half hour, and to speak to the girls about extras. To check Bambi's honesty, I asked her how much for a basic half hour. She told me 100 euros! I expressed my surprise, and told her I heard it was 60 euros. Bambi asked who told me that, and I said the reception. Bambi's cold reply was, "Well, I am not the reception. Maybe if you ask other girls they will say 60. But for me it's 100. " OK, OK. I'm really not liking this girl's attitude now!

Still, I decided not to give up on Bambi just yet. She was really pretty, and I thought I would see if I could strike up a deal. I told her that I usually go for hour-long sessions, so under her pricing I assumed an hour would be for 200 euros? Bambi replied no, and that for an hour she would go for 160 euros, BBBJ included. OK, now maybe we're getting somewhere I thought! What about CIM? She said that would be an extra 30 euros, now bringing the total price for an hour to 190 euros. I asked about massage, and she said that for an hour session she would throw that in at the 190 euros price (although, she wasn't very convincing that she gave a good massage). I then asked about anal. I figured that maybe I could give this blonde beauty an "attitudinal adjustment" if I could fuck her in the butt hahaha! Unfortunately, the "high-class" Bambi gave a definite no as her answer! Said she didn't like anal as it hurt too much, but that she would fuck me in the ass if I wanted LOL! Said she knew my dick would be too big for anal!

So, still not ready to commit, I playfully asked Bambi if she was any good in bed hehehe. Well, her answer turned me off for good. She says, "No, I am shit. I am total shit. I'm telling you the truth. I am shit. This is the truth. I am shit, so do you want to go to the room now?" Well now very, very turned off by her prima Donna "tude", I decided not to session. Looking for a graceful way to exit, I asked when food would be served. It was about 9:30 pm, and she said that some fresh food had just been put out at 9 pm, and that there would be pizza around 11 pm. I used the excuse of wanting something to eat to end the conversation. Bambi said, "OK well maybe if you see me later. " I did see her later, smiling and grinning and willing to go for a fuck, but I chose not to bite. In fact, the only thing I bit last night was my food LOL! Sometimes it feels good to not go with a "Bambi" type just to let her know you're not desperate to fuck her (or anybody). There's always another good-looking tute somewhere else at a better price hahaha! On the way out, I saw Bambi coming down the stairs after a session. And once again, I lusted for the pleasant blonde behind the reception desk who looked like a former working girl to me hehehe!

Upon my return to the hotel, I did a quick search on ISG looking for any intel I could find on a "Bambi" at FKK Harmony, just to see if she was really any good, and that I had misjudged and let a good provider slip through my fingers. Or, was she just a prima Donna who knows she looks good and who uses her looks to squeeze a monger for extra cash while delivering an only average to sub-par performance? My search turned up nothing. Perhaps somebody here knows a little something about her? Well as I said, I didn't session at Harmony, but I'm still glad I went to check it out, as the visit adds to my already growing FKK knowledge base. If and when in the Hamburg area again, I would definitely give FKK Harmony another chance. I saw a lot of potential there, and again especially if one likes German girls, which I do when I can find a really pretty one!

[Sirioja]

On my first visit at Harmony on 30 December 2015 , on first time I met delicious, sweet Nicole. Ro, she didn't ask about how long I wanted to stay in room, for sweetly kissing, but she seems busier than others and she deserves for her GFE behavior. Unfortunately, she is so far in time to drive there and not on my way to mountains.

[Ben1313]

Thanks for the report Ben1313, and welcome to the forum!

Am not a lot in Hamburg, but is the service of the girls (DFK, BBBJ, etc) comparable with the clubs in NRW?

Well, the service differs much. I've never paid extra at Harmony for BBBJ, but I was told that some girls don't offer it or want to be paid extra for it. In my experience, about one third of the Girls don't offer DFK at all, another third wants extra money for it, and the last third offer it for free if they like you, if you book them for an hour or more or if you are a regular.

And did you ever visit FKK Villa (Hannover)?

No. One reason is that I heard more bad than good things about the place, and the other is that it's two times two and a half hours by car for me and I'am not especially fond of driving.

Are.

[Maxime]

Thanks for the report Ben1313, and welcome to the forum!

PHG and GT are not what they used to be few years ago, but ok, enough other good options in NRW at the moment.

Am not a lot in Hamburg, but is the service of the girls (DFK, BBBJ, etc) comparable with the clubs in NRW?

And did you ever visit FKK Villa (Hannover)?

Enjoy!

[Ben1313]

Hi everybody!

I live about 50 miles from Hamburg and since 2013 I'am at the Harmony once or twice a month. The place has the right size for my taste (about a dozen rooms upstairs) and it's not located in a commercial area like many other clubs but out in the countryside without any direct neighbors. Another good thing is that several girls who never disappoint are working there for quite some time now. Martha, Nicole, Helena. Harmony's main problem is in my opinion the unreliable men-girl-ratio. Sometimes there are many girls and hardly any men, which causes a rather unpleasant atmosphere of gloomy frustration, or there are too many men which in my case mostly has one of two annoying effects: either I chose a girl I don't really fancy or I drive home unlaid. And for quite a long period I've been discontent with the fresh faces because none of them was to my liking. But that has changed sometimes last year. As both Atmos and Babylon are not my cup of tea and as I'am hardly ever in the mood to drive several hours just to visit a club, I'll probably continue to be a regular at the Harmony in the foreseeable future. As we say in German: unter den Blinden ist der Einugige Knig. Among the blind someone with one eye is king.

As this is my first post here, some information about my life as a punter. I'am in my mid fifties, have lived in the Hamburg area most of my life and started to pay for sex about 25 years ago. I never felt comfortable in red light districts, so I first went to Hamburg's upmarket brothels (Funny Club, Relax, Aphrodite). I did so every other month for about 10 years till I discovered Sauna / FKK Clubs on a business trip to Dusseldorf 15 years ago. I'll never forget my first time at PGH. I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Please note that PGH was a much more appealing place back then, seeing as GT and such didn't exist yet. Meanwhile I've visited about 20 Sauna / FKK Clubs in Germany and Switzerland, and had- surprise, surprise. Many good and many bad experiences. Apart from the Harmony I like the Living Room in Kaarst and the FKK World in Pohlheim, although I've visited the latter two not often enough to deliver a reliable verdict. And last but not least I treat myself to an overnight date with an escort whenever my financial situation allows it. Usually once or twice a year. The agencies I mostly use for this are Venus Escorts and Excellent Escorts.

Regards,

B

[Sirioja]

My favorite Hamburg club, quiet, beds to sleep, lovely blond on desk who gives me candies and chocolates, with her jealous dog, and of course Nicole and her eyes. Only 1 problem, too difficult to drive from Paris, too bad German autobahns, I prefer Kraftwerk song.

Early happy hours at Harmony.

For German girls, Atmos and street around Babylon, may be better.

[HardOnMonday]

Finally made it back to Hamburg for a weekend and so decided to visit Harmony. Arrived at about 4 pm to mostly empty parking lot. Settled into the small TV room on the left at the end of the hall. After 5 minutes I looked up to see Nicole asking to sit with me. Had a nice conversation and some nice flirtation. Nicole has a beautiful slender body with a smallish but well proportioned breast. Nicole has an excellent sense of humor and we had some good laughs together after a short time. Went upstairs for an excellent session. Nicole is a genuine GFE provider if you hit it off. Decided to go for a one hour session right up front. After some passionate DFK I started an extended service of DATY that Nicole really enjoyed. I was a little concerned she might relax so much and fall asleep. It was a very beautiful sight to see the sparkling droplets of her juices running down to her anus before dropping onto the bed. Her flavor was a sweet essence. Only an imminent neck cramp provided the reason to stop this vaginal worship. Luckily Nicole perked right up when I stopped and was eager to start a gentle soft wet and slow BBBJ. I lasted for a long time as she slowly built me up. When it was clear I was about to finish she avoided the CIM. No issue; I was still in heaven. She did a detailed and tender clean up and then we had time to embrace and kiss until the hour was up. Will definitely repeat ASAP. It seems that Nicole is there most of the time based on her comments. By the way I love this club. It is clean and people running are very friendly.

[Sirioja]

I survived in Hamburg July night, 9 degrees, so decided to stay at Harmony on this Saturday 16 July, I knew Nicole worked of course. I arrived before 11 am, when Harmony open at 1 pm on Saturday, so I couldn't help having reflex from my first job, when saw staff arriving, very interesting, but I keep it for me this time, for pretty blond on desk kindness, and her little dog on 30 December, becoming a little jealous guy now, balls grew. Had good breakfast with good salmon, before tasting Nicole again for 1 hour, Nicole is a real GF, but she is so far for time to drive to Hamburg, both A1 via Bremen, or A2 via Hanover, are Hell with works. So, after Friday and this Saturday room, after receiving Romanian message, I decided not to repeat and to leave to drive at night. I hope pretty blond said goodbye for me to Nicole, I couldn't go to her, without repeating to go to room, one more time, so better not to have gone to her. Unfortunately, impossible to have fast average speed to Hamburg, but thank you Nicole, I enjoyed so much to look you in the eyes and chicken skin.

[Sirioja]

When I read about Nicole, a spark light in my mind. When FRA clubs are not on top for look at the moment, when I don t want to lose my time at GT, when I prefer to wait for next Kate Globe tour, even it will be long with my holidays, even Hamburg is so far, even German autobahns are just hell now and it was really, on this Friday, stopped or at 70 km / h, more AC / DC song than Kraftwerk one, but as soon I was confirmed Nicole was working, let s go to Hell. At the desk, blond quite old, asked me: Did you call for Nicole? Yes. Half hour after, Nicole came to me, asking: You didn't come for long time? Very far, You come for business or holidays? No, You come to visit Harmony? No, you come for me? Smiles, then she took my hand, saying: You are shy, I answered: what You call to be shy, is just what I call respect. She had chicken skin when sitting close, Nicole is just the sweetness and sensuality of Romanian women, smiling, looking You in the eyes, just pleasure with such white skin brunette with nipples becoming hard and dark, clit growing.

Hour is 120 in Harmony, but Nicole worth and I may return on this Saturday, even didn t confirm her.

Harmony is a quiet club on a small river, even also Turkish at night, but she doesn't work very late. Like at Mainhattan I have my bed to sleep until 4 am, they had to wake me up. At Hamburg, You have to survive at night with 9 degrees in July, but red sun wake up at 4. 30 am, nearly North Pole, but 900 kms from Paris and the worst: What happen now on autobahns?

[Sirioja]

Lucky guy to enjoy sweet candy Nicole. Ro, but Seevetal is so far on North.

[Tjohoo]

Its been a year since my last visit. The parking was almost full when I arrived a Saturday evening at 17:00. The club was full of white robes. I think most of them where there for football and BBQ, because the girls was not so busy.

This is a very nice and clean club. I was in Acapulco two days ago and the difference is lightyears. BBQ was excellent.

The line-up-was not in the same level as last year. Not so many gazelles. There where a tall, brown haired girl with a-cups and a face to die for, extremely pretty. I was tempted, but then Nicole entered the bar. We met on my last visit and the memories of this 26 year romanian girl where sweet. So we ended up in a room again. What a sweet girl, and what a great session. After that more BBQ and a long sauna talking with two guys from my nordic country. I hope to return soon.

T.

[RedJoe]

I just spend this weekend in Harmony. And I think at has improved since my last time. I have been there only once before (1 year ago) and was quite satisfied but at that day / time the LU wasn't too good. The LU had improved but there was still some MILF. That I didn't like to f. (is is still called a MILF then some with too much extra weight. All this only to say that the span was wide. There also was some really nice ones. We (my friend and I) arrived early and only 10 girls was present at 2 pm and they weren't nothing for me, so we chilled at the bar with free beers and in the garden with nice sun chairs (beers are not normally free. But they were this Saturday). They had a nice BBQgoing and even though the chef didn't know how long time 2 minutes really are we enjoyed it a lot. Some of the girls were quite pushy but not in a bad way. Just. Insisting.

At 5 or 6 a lot more girls came and some real high quality ones. I enjoyed time with these 3 (spelling might be off).

Geenee. Just arrive and I picked her up before she even made it to the lounge room. She was by far the prettiest and best body in my opinion. She had a small cross tattoo in the neck and some text on the shoulder. She didn't do DFK or DATY without an extra 40 and even though I said that normally the Harmony girls didn't charge for that she insisted. And I wanted her so I opted out of the that. But when she BBBJ she placed her butt on my chest and I couldn't resist the DATY. I never does that but. OMG she hat a nice one and super tight! I went on top and even though I am normal in size I had to squeeze it in. She held me back from getting too deep with her knees but still. The tightness did the job. Overall. Looks and body 9, GFE 5 - but very friendly and honest!

Amalia. Dark hair and restylane lips that was gone a big exaggerated but a real nice attitude and I went in the room with her only after 45 minutes since I came out and even though she really tried and gave me a nice experience (also 20 for kissing. And I had to try those lips) but no finish.

Karrissa. A big tattoo down her left side and blond with a nice smile. A bit of a charming hawks nose. But one of the BEST GFE I ever had! Thank you Karrissa!

Club is still small but well laid out and and well kept, nice food and atmosphere!

Enjoy!

[HardOnMonday]

Visited Harmony on a recent Tuesday PM arriving at about 530 PM. The weather was warm and sunny so it was pleasant to sit in the outside area and relax. I was impressed with the quality of the girls. I ended up doing a repeat session with Angelina from Latvia. Her BBBJ skills are outstanding. Will repeat on my next visit to the area.