Managua

[Riggo]

Readers of Meat Loaf Posts do know that Meat Loaf required Chicas Nicas to complete a 9-page application / solicitud to gain entry into the Granada Mansion. No joke!

Chicas Nicas can not be trusted and Meat Loaf needed to know what exposure he was facing. For example, boyfriends climbing over walls; girls stating the wrong age; how many children they have; and all of the other lies Chicas Nicas state for no reason. They are so foolish that they do not understand there is no need to lie.

So, they had to complete a 9-page application that inquired as to who they are for 3-generations. Meat Loaf needed to know who their grandparents are and everything else.

My human resource manager supervised he interview and application process.

Understand that this was not for honorable employment, but employment as a "hanger on. " Some were intimidated while others completed the application.

Chicas Nicas have never completed an application because they have never applied for employment or schooling. They are under the impression the "p*ssy" has tangible value.

I managed my Chicas Nicas as a corporation with human resources and an employee manual. They also were fined and tardiness and absenteeism were grounds for dismissal.

It was 100% work which is why I had a human resources manager as to not waste my time.

She did the interview and I did the f*cking!

With Chicas Nicas you must manage them as a business for they have no structure and no experience at structure. If you do not provide the structure they will roam like chickens with their heads cut-off which is the Nicaraguan lifestyle.

The 9-page application was used so that we could start on an honest footing and I would not be wasting my time "buying" and believing lies.

Monelimar? US $150 for 2-nights. You must be crazy to offer such perks. That contaminates the populace. Instead, Pochomil for see $50 a fish plate and C$ 35 a Tona.

Keep it real and take them to the Malicon in Managua. Or worse, the lakefront in Granada where they will see Gringos for the first-time in life and assume that all Gringos are rich and suckers and return without your escort.

Chicas Nicas need structure otherwise they are destined to ruin themselves more. And then appear at your door with "sob stories" of needing see $500 for rice-and-beans or nino tuition or the classic "enfermo. "

Fresas?

"Chilicabro, " how do you like the kangaroo pouch that every Chica Nica has?

Hollywood buys scripts; Meat Loaf buys the truth!

My experience with Chicas Nicas was that they could not read or write. So how would they fill out your nine page application??

[Meat Loaf]

Nicaragua does not have any hot p*ssy. Nicaragua has sloppy and dumb girls always begging for money and never thankful. Costa Rica is "a fools' paradise. "

I met a few hot ones this past weekend, 20 years old, students, hungry to go International, told them to submit C/V so that I can forward to you, told them nude photos also required. Fresas my friend, sweet to the taste as they were to look at, 2 of them, no girly business, but they took turns petting the pony, over the course of 2 days at at Montelimar (oh how they love that shit). They could use a little polish, but the potential is there.

I fuck this pig slop almost every day, somedays I do it over and over. Maybe the readers have figured it out, I am a sick individual. I move through foreign countries fouling the female populations, I should be ashamed, I am not. There is free pussy here to keep a man working 24/7, I get tired, think about quitting the dirty business. Almost went to Church on Sunday.

I did the same shit back in the good ole USA, if you can't get it there, why do you think you are getting it here, Cambodia, Phillipines, Costa Rica, etc, $$$.
You is Daddy Yankee.

The other day I clicked on a link to read about one of these "sex resorts" $5,000 a week and more fine print than a Lexus lease agreement.

$5,000 for a week, Holy Shit. I understand the market, time is money, and free time in the States is scarce.

$5,000 I would buy a hundred cases of beer and nearly as many "friends", now that would be a vacation.

Readers of Meat Loaf Posts do know that Meat Loaf required Chicas Nicas to complete a 9-page application / solicitud to gain entry into the Granada Mansion. No joke!

Chicas Nicas can not be trusted and Meat Loaf needed to know what exposure he was facing. For example, boyfriends climbing over walls; girls stating the wrong age; how many children they have; and all of the other lies Chicas Nicas state for no reason. They are so foolish that they do not understand there is no need to lie.

So, they had to complete a 9-page application that inquired as to who they are for 3-generations. Meat Loaf needed to know who their grandparents are and everything else.

My human resource manager supervised he interview and application process.

Understand that this was not for honorable employment, but employment as a "hanger on. " Some were intimidated while others completed the application.

Chicas Nicas have never completed an application because they have never applied for employment or schooling. They are under the impression the "p*ssy" has tangible value.

I managed my Chicas Nicas as a corporation with human resources and an employee manual. They also were fined and tardiness and absenteeism were grounds for dismissal.

It was 100% work which is why I had a human resources manager as to not waste my time.

She did the interview and I did the f*cking!

With Chicas Nicas you must manage them as a business for they have no structure and no experience at structure. If you do not provide the structure they will roam like chickens with their heads cut-off which is the Nicaraguan lifestyle.

The 9-page application was used so that we could start on an honest footing and I would not be wasting my time "buying" and believing lies.

Monelimar? US $150 for 2-nights. You must be crazy to offer such perks. That contaminates the populace. Instead, Pochomil for see $50 a fish plate and C$ 35 a Tona.

Keep it real and take them to the Malicon in Managua. Or worse, the lakefront in Granada where they will see Gringos for the first-time in life and assume that all Gringos are rich and suckers and return without your escort.

Chicas Nicas need structure otherwise they are destined to ruin themselves more. And then appear at your door with "sob stories" of needing see $500 for rice-and-beans or nino tuition or the classic "enfermo. "

Fresas?

"Chilicabro, " how do you like the kangaroo pouch that every Chica Nica has?

Hollywood buys scripts; Meat Loaf buys the truth!

[Chilicabro]

Nicaragua does not have any hot p*ssy. Nicaragua has sloppy and dumb girls always begging for money and never thankful. Costa Rica is "a fools' paradise. "

I met a few hot ones this past weekend, 20 years old, students, hungry to go International, told them to submit C/V so that I can forward to you, told them nude photos also required. Fresas my friend, sweet to the taste as they were to look at, 2 of them, no girly business, but they took turns petting the pony, over the course of 2 days at at Montelimar (oh how they love that shit). They could use a little polish, but the potential is there.

I fuck this pig slop almost every day, somedays I do it over and over. Maybe the readers have figured it out, I am a sick individual. I move through foreign countries fouling the female populations, I should be ashamed, I am not. There is free pussy here to keep a man working 24/7, I get tired, think about quitting the dirty business. Almost went to Church on Sunday.

I did the same shit back in the good ole USA, if you can't get it there, why do you think you are getting it here, Cambodia, Phillipines, Costa Rica, etc, $$$.
You is Daddy Yankee.

The other day I clicked on a link to read about one of these "sex resorts" $5,000 a week and more fine print than a Lexus lease agreement.

$5,000 for a week, Holy Shit. I understand the market, time is money, and free time in the States is scarce.

$5,000 I would buy a hundred cases of beer and nearly as many "friends", now that would be a vacation.

[Chilicabro]

Again and again Loaf refers to this. I am a man of small staure, I was trained how to use that, I can and will hurt you badly.

I fucked a girl in Costa Rica, her brother layed outside in a pool of [CodeWord140] and blood. Stupid fuck should have stood down, sister was a PUTA.

I am the most sedate person you ever met. Just hate ass holes.

[Meat Loaf]

The problem with Managua is: There is no LT available. Sure you can take a girl from a brothel back to your hotel, but that would be very unusuall and ain't cheap.

My friend, the real problem is getting rid of the LT in MGA. These bitches are like a bad rash you can't shake. Use "decoy" hotels, have 2 (or more) cell phones and stay on the move.

I have found several comfortable hotels around the city for around $35nt. Apartments are less expensive, but for anyone visiting less than a month really not worth the trouble, unless you find a short term deal on one.

Personally I do not like to bring women back to where I am staying, most of the places I stay are family run and they kinda (half-ass) watch out for me. I have a variety of "fuck hotels" all over the city that a man can get a room for less than $20nt and not have to worry about unexpected visitors.

Cheap or free? No, you are always going to pay someway, but I have seen some where I came out ahead, was recently bought drinks by a woman, but I paid for the fuck hotel.

I do have girls that come to my habitacion, these are ladies I know, allowing a common ***** to your place of residence is asking for trouble.

Nicaragua will never be regarded as a "first class destination", fine by me, could not agree more, for someone with limited time this is not going to be what you could get in Asia, but you save 3-4 days of travel (if coming from the States). I laugh when I read the Costa Rica forums and hear about all the hot Nicaraguan pussy, do you really believe it all got exported?

I could fly to St Louis to see Gringos, why would I go to Hotel Del Rey to be surrounded by white men, for me it does not make sense.

Everyone has their thing and in this hobby there are more subtopics than you could discuss in a lifetime.

I am about to write about one such sub topic and interested to hear Mr Loaf's thoughts on it.[/QUOTE]They always come back, always. This is why I had security guards at the Managua house and the Granada Mansion. So many stories of them coming back and they only show up when they need money which always at the last minute. Nicaraguans are so foolish!

That's right "Chilicabro" one can find numerous hotels for about US $25 all over the city.

Again he is correct: Never have hoes come to your primary residence unless you have other people there as to ensure your safety.

It's guaranteed that a Chica Nica will advertise around the entire country your address and possessions in general conversation. They will invite people to your address without permission. Nicaraguans are quick to reveal all they know about you and especially if a Gringo. Example: I know a Gringo and he lives at XYZ location and always has money, see $150, is how it goes.

Nicaragua does not have any hot p*ssy. Nicaragua has sloppy and dumb girls always begging for money and never thankful. Costa Rica is "a fools' paradise. "

"Chilicabro", you know that Gringos are not tough unless they have the military with them or a police force. Individually, Gringos have no courage because they were not socialized for such. In the USA they are a protected class and therefore don't know how to exist when they are the prey. This is why Gringos flock to the Del Rey Hotel in search of safety in numbers.

*** I like "Chilicabro" and he is moving quickly to induction into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame. ***

[Chilicabro]

The problem with Managua is: There is no LT available. Sure you can take a girl from a brothel back to your hotel, but that would be very unusuall and ain't cheap.[/QUOTE]My friend, the real problem is getting rid of the LT in MGA. These bitches are like a bad rash you can't shake. Use "decoy" hotels, have 2 (or more) cell phones and stay on the move.

I have found several comfortable hotels around the city for around $35nt. Apartments are less expensive, but for anyone visiting less than a month really not worth the trouble, unless you find a short term deal on one.

Personally I do not like to bring women back to where I am staying, most of the places I stay are family run and they kinda (half-ass) watch out for me. I have a variety of "fuck hotels" all over the city that a man can get a room for less than $20nt and not have to worry about unexpected visitors.

Cheap or free? No, you are always going to pay someway, but I have seen some where I came out ahead, was recently bought drinks by a woman, but I paid for the fuck hotel.

I do have girls that come to my habitacion, these are ladies I know, allowing a common ***** to your place of residence is asking for trouble.

Nicaragua will never be regarded as a "first class destination", fine by me, could not agree more, for someone with limited time this is not going to be what you could get in Asia, but you save 3-4 days of travel (if coming from the States). I laugh when I read the Costa Rica forums and hear about all the hot Nicaraguan pussy, do you really believe it all got exported?

I could fly to St Louis to see Gringos, why would I go to Hotel Del Rey to be surrounded by white men, for me it does not make sense.

Everyone has their thing and in this hobby there are more subtopics than you could discuss in a lifetime.

I am about to write about one such sub topic and interested to hear Mr Loaf's thoughts on it.

[Chilicabro]

You are either a hardcore chap or are getting hardcore!

Years of reading Meat Loaf posts have given you a good foundation to grow upon.

I bet you "d*ck to donuts" that Cambodia has hotter hoes than the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.

But you can't walk to Cambodia.

[Meat Loaf]

You are either a hardcore chap or are getting hardcore!

Years of reading Meat Loaf posts have given you a good foundation to grow upon.

I bet you "d*ck to donuts" that Cambodia has hotter hoes than the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.

[Chilicabro]

This past week the price of beans doubled, imagine your weekly grocery bill just doubled.

I like Nicaragua for many reasons and if you ever hit the right girls you will understand.

Unlike Mr Loaf, I do not seek drama (even though it often comes into play). I enjoy the game, talking a bit, maybe some dinner, drinks, then a bad fouling. Yes what Loaf reports is true, buy a girl a fresco (less than $1US) and you can get pussy, usually I am wanting to get out and about so I take them along, often times allowing them to see spots in their own city they would never see.

This past week I was naughty and careless. I was feeling "it",when that happens who knows what. I went out and rented a room at a hotel I sometimes fuck at, just in case. Good thing I had the room.I got one screaming ***** from barrio Renee Shick (sp?) Screaming before, during, and after, told her I was going to get a beer and a fresco for her, walked out of the hotel into a cab and was soon at my abode. I bet she is still screaming, may not be able to use that hotel for a good while.

Woke up the next morning and had it worse. Drank some beer, then headed to Fenix (I like this place) why I do not know. 10 women only me, sat on the couch with them, drank more beer, told them all the terrible things I would do to them, one of the girls seemed excited by all of the talk so I grabbed her and another beer and did what little can be done in 30 minutes, went back to the couch and talked more shit then went home for a nap.

Woke up worse than the day before. Went out paid up for another room at another hotel I sometimes use for friends. Hit the town picked up another crazy *****, told her I was rich and that if she let me fuck her in the ass I would marry her and take her to La Florida. Wow, a good night, woke about 5am, snuck out and hauled home. Will have to cross that hotel off my soon use list too.

Neither of these woman cost anything other than a few drinks and a shot at the "Big Time". Both made it home with a full belly, a clean bed to sleep in, running water to bathe with and the c100 ($5) I left under both of their pillows.

Please tell me about the Phillipines.

[Chilicabro]

Meant to say many laugh at you, I laugh with you.

I am too generous, buy dinner, drinks, maybe a little dancing. Trying
to have a good time myself.

ML has laid it out for you cheap bastards, a soda (about .50 and maybe a Frito $1), for less than $2 USD you can be in pussy.

I agree with the others, fly half way around the World, me love you long time, give me a fucking break, are you crazy, you can get $2 pussy over there. Oops I forgot they speak English over there, and like old man.

Loaf will soon be back in Nicaragua, bad as it is, it don't get no better. This country is upside down and side ways, Loaf knows that, Chaos = $$$.

I recently had a girl buy me drinks (still trying to figure out the scam). Had her in every way, cost me 30 cords to get her a cab the next morning. Loaf she said she no know you. Filthy *****.

When we finally get together we may tear this place down. Or we could just get on a plane for 14 hours to find some bitches that like old weak dick guys. Better we work our way down the pennisula, spread hate and discontent.

[Meat Loaf]

Many may laugh at your reports, I have been here a good while, and laugh at them.

With glee I am happy that the pain-and-suffering experienced by Meat Loaf entertains you.

My question is: Why are you spending so much money on Chicas Nicas, US $13? You should know that an enchilada o gallopinto is all that it costs.

[Chilicabro]

The meaning of "LT" is Long-term?

For me it means till you can't stand no more, out the door.

[Chilicabro]

Many may laugh at your reports, I have been here a good while, and laugh at them.

Cheap Pussy? Buy them a soda, is that cheap enough?

Put my ass in an airplane for 14 hours to chase Pussy? Not likely.

I prefer Latinos over Aisians, everyone has their thing, I especially like dark meat and tore some up last night. Ass, Pussy, and an attempt on the Ear and Nose.

Me lo

Praising Meat Loaf as your first post will only get you inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.

Managua Mongering Hall of Fame Inductees:

DrDewman
Noguera
Grand Pollo
TJ Texan
XDred
Chucilliar
... and a few others I cannot remember.

Meat Loaf has yet to be inducted.

"Chilicabro," all you need to do now is pay Jackson his US $20 for International Sex Guide Senior Membership.[/QUOTE]

[Chilicabro]

Everyones has their opinion. You seem to be decided on this country.

Man did you bumb your head?

I read your posts this morning shortly after pulling my cock out of my new friends ass. Free, no. I had to buy her 6 Smirnoff Ice (about $10), then I gave her 50 Cordobas (less than $3) for a cab.

Another hour and she will be back for more.

[Bigcebu]

Personally I found it easier to learn Spanish then to fly half way round the World for cheap poon.

The problem is:
There is no cheap pussy in Latin America for LT (if you have to pay for it).

The last LT GFE I had in Managua stayed 48 hours with me, when she left I tucked a $20 bill in her pocket, she handed it back, saying she was no Puta.

That could happen anywhere in the world. If the girl is a working girl, US$20 won't be enough in Asia for 2 days (at least $50) and it will never ever be enough in Latin America (more like US$300).

The problem with Managua is: There is no LT available. Sure you can take a girl from a brothel back to your hotel, but that would be very unusuall and ain't cheap.