Managua

[Xdred]

Strength in numbers "Chicas Nicas" can aide in the quest for what you are seeking.

My suggestion is to read Meat Loafs "Guide to MGA" paying close attention to articulation and detail. How much you pay for pussy and quality is directly dependent upon your personal skill set inventory. Your will always be viewed here in terms of value to the provider "Nica" and the house, nothing more. It’s a game and like a Casino the odds are not in our favor. Can you win? The answer is there are winners and losers every day. With an understating of the language, culture, some game and willingness to venture walking into the barrios odds can be manipulated much as one would card count in a game of chance. You too can win. Do not try this at home as such activity must be performed by a professional and be detrimental to your safety and welfare.

I now realize why it is a waste of time documenting every location available to the MGA monger. They simply change and disappear too rapidly. The brothel owners also change business practices frequently.

Off to the barrios now.

[Meat Loaf]

I cannot imagine a non Spanish speaker coming to this shit hole or even a Spanish speaker for that matter Listen to the advice of others which is go to Costa Rica, Colombia or another destination where you will be sure to have a good time and enjoy your vacation.. It is very difficult to locate the clubs due to non existent street addresses. You must know prices of everything, taxis, cigarettes, bottled water, drinks etc. This is an absolute must.

Here for a week but already bored as shit.. If anyone is in MGA and wants to hang out PM me. It’s going to take me a few days to acclimate to MGA. Even if you are an experienced Spanish speaking Colombia, Honduras, Panama, Salvador traveler all I can say is MGA is unique and different. I am going to the brothels now.

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Dear Hombres hembramados (horny guys

Gentleman, please don't visit Nicaragua based upon Meat Loaf tails / tells / tales!

You guys that read these tales are located throughout the world, mostly North America, and probably are older than 45 years of age. The far majority of you guys are almost collecting social security if not already. I make this statement because most young guys my age, 33, are doing the family thing and don't have the disposable income to travel abroad solo. Their disposable income is spent on family stuff. Hence, I reference you older gentleman frequently.

I know my non-fiction stories are entertaining, encouraging, and very vivid, but this does not translate into being a source for tourism. What I have accomplished in my male-female relations could have, was, and will be achieved in any country I reside. (See Panama City, Panama; Cd. Juarez, Mexico; etcetera.) Being the same age as the girls makes all of interactions easy and my ability to communicate in Spanish makes a world of difference. As a resident of Nicaragua I'm a familiar face and personality to which they become accustom. A 1-week tourist will not have the same interaction that I describe in my stories: A 1-week tourist who cannot speak Spanish will definitely not have the same or even similar interaction that I describe in my stories.

Conclusion: The basis of my stories are not existant because I'm in Nicaragua, but becuase I'm Meat Loaf! Your visiting Nicaragua for 1-week based upon my stories is not going to yield similar experiences that I post.

Nicaragua has zero (0%) ambiance! Nicaragua has zero (0%) to do or see. Well, there is little to see here that justifies your visit. Of the sights to see: (1) Old buildings with pretty paint in Granada; (2) a volcano in Masaya; (3) the beach in San Juan del Sur; (4) MetroCentro shopping center in Managua; (5) the beach in Bluefields and Corn Islands; (6) a coffee plantation in Matalgalpa; (7) a poluted lake in Managua and a clean lake in Granada / Rivas; (8) statues of FSLN, the Sandanista political party; and that's about it. Things of culture like ballets, symphonies, museums worthy of international travel, sporting events of international caliber, etcetera are non-existant!

Conclusion: A 1-week vacation will yield little activity beyond what I've described above. Neighboring countries have built a tourism infrastructure that justifies international travel while Nicaragua has not. Your vacation to Nicaragua will yield little stories for your friends and family beyond the statement that you visited Nicaragua.

If you guys are reading my tales and using my tales as a reference for your next vacation or job transfer, please do not. Again, my stories are indeed entertaining, but should not be used as a proxy for international travel. Maybe if you're in the neighborhood passing through, but to board a plane with the fnial destination being MGA is not my recommendation.

Conclusion: Don't use my stories as a tourism source. When watching Rambo movies; listening to 50-Cents rap music; or Black Sabbath albums you do not try to imitate their action, neither should you attempt to imitate Meat Loaf tales.

Many ISG Senior Members have PM'd me and many stealth readers may be developing the notion that I'm attempting to hoard the girls and the country for myself. Am I? Yes, but I'm also being 100% honest and objective. You guys aren't my competition because you don't live here and wouldn't move here to compete for the girls and commerce. A 1-week vacation to bang my girls isn't worth concern so I'm really not worried about a few more snakes-in-the-grass (dicks in vaginas with hair.) Lastly, most of you guys don't have a chance with these girls beyond foreign direct investment nor would you really want to. I'm writing this post as a courtesy to my fellow-ISG members.

Conclusion: You guys aren't my competition, but are my fellow-ISG members. I'm not trying to cock-block, but am trying to tell you the reality of my intentions.

There are no pretty sights to see. The streets in Nicaragua are either dirt roads or torn-up cobble stone with pot holes throughout. The taxis do not have any shocks and rarely do doors open using the handle (see Dukes of Hazard.) Garbage is strewn throughout the streets, drainage canals, and yards. A cultural trait of throwing your garbage into the streets and not using garbage cans, that don't exist, is the norm. Conclusion: Nicaragua is a torn down country not pleasing to the eye and wouldn't make memorable pictures worth of international travel.

Fellas, as much as I enjoy writing these high-caliber stories please do not use these tales as a tourism reference. Your 3-day or 7-day vacation will be much better spent in a neighboring country that has built the infrastructure for tourism. Nicaragua has zero (0%) infrastructure for the citizens more less a tourist.

I'm glad that I have earned many admirers for my stories and respect all the readers, but please don't visit Nicaragau based upon Meat Loaf tales. For a well-rounded and real vacation I recommend visiting a neighboring country.

Thank You,

Meat Loaf

[Xdred]

Checked in to hotel Cristo Rey around 1pm. About a twenty minute ride from the airport. Went to Fenix which is a two block walk from the hotel. Over the course of the next four hours rented three pieces of ass. Had a one hour session with Samantha followed by a thirty minute session with Emma. Then found the lovely Marilyn as described and photographed courtesy of Dr Drew. Enjoyed an hour with this lovely.

Most of the girls at Fenix are young early twenties. Really enjoyed Samantha as she bought in a fan and side table and seemed sincerely interested in my comfort and satisfaction. Since it was Sunday afternoon I had expected the establishment to be slower that it actually was. As it got later the traffic became heavier to my surprise. Man do these girls get fu** a lot. I am not really a fan of the young chicks but they do try hard and all were able to follow instructions as directed.

I cannot imagine a non Spanish speaker coming to this shit hole or even a Spanish speaker for that matter Listen to the advice of others which is go to Costa Rica, Colombia or another destination where you will be sure to have a good time and enjoy your vacation.. It is very difficult to locate the clubs due to non existent street addresses. You must know prices of everything, taxis, cigarettes, bottled water, drinks etc. This is an absolute must.

Here for a week but already bored as shit.. If anyone is in MGA and wants to hang out PM me. It’s going to take me a few days to acclimate to MGA. Even if you are an experienced Spanish speaking Colombia, Honduras, Panama, Salvador traveler all I can say is MGA is unique and different. I am going to the brothels now.

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[DrDewman]

Wow! I was quoted C300 for 1/2 hour. The 1 hour price is a real bargain.

Are you sure it was 400C for one hour?

Sorry about that, I called my buddy who did a girl there and the rate is 400C for a half hour. The girls were really hot but, I was not up to it that night and passed on the one I was hanging out with or at least buying drinks for.

I did finally make it over to the Diamond Club and those are some beautiful women and for only $176.00US you can go to the VIP room. I did buy a cute one a drink and that was $14.00 but it came with some benefits, the usual kissing fondling and actually let me put my fingers in the panty area. She had on a red mesh see through outfit. She was real petite and had a nice C cup with the nipples sticking out of the outfit.

She did say she would come back to the hotel at 4am when she got off work for $100.00 for an hour I am sure of.

i passed on the 4 am deal as I planned on being aslepp at that hour.

[Tall Dark]

This should have been written 4 years ago, but better late than never. I have been inspired by all the posts lately, with the every entertaining and inspiring meat loaf leading way ahead of the pack! Truth be told, I am planning another short visit back, and felt I owned the group the very late narration in return for the info I have picked up.

Was tipped off to Fenix on a previous trip to MGA, (thanks to ISG, then known as another forum). Stopped off one afternoon and bought a beer. At the entrance, I asked the bouncer what kind of a club it was. Didn't speak more than a few Spanish phrases, but I got "sexo" and "chicas. " Ordered a beer, sat down, and scanned the room, noticing the porn videos, and the large number of girls who were chatting with guys. Were it not for the videos and the scantily clad girls, it could have passed for an average bar/club.

One chica (can't remember her name) approached me soon. She seemed quite ok (perhaps a 6-7), so I humored her and struck up a very limited conversation. She gave me the low down on how the system worked, but omitted the 30 min rate, saying that it cost 400 cordobas. No problem, I was rewarded with a BBBJ as soon as the clothes came off. Decent technique, and she kept going as long as I wanted. Interestingly enough, she seemed to carefully wipe off precum before sucking, probably to limit exposure to bodily fluids, which I commend her for. Eventually the glove was rolled on, and I came as she rode me. Afterwards, we lay on the bed, and she expected to entertain me for the rest of the hour, but I had to leave.

Had a couple visits to strip clubs, and my experiences/impressions are the same as most people on the forum. Hot girls, but a general waste of time and money unless you know what you are doing (I didn't).

If it works out, I hope to return in Oct 08, and would be happy to meet up with anyone in town then. Gracias.

[Meat Loaf]

Hey Grand Pollo, how are you doing?

I went to Caribbean Morena last evening and was impressed by the atmosphere. Gina does present a nice atmosphere. I haven't seen her in almost a year, but she remembers me as being the "loud mouth America. " Can you believe that?

The location is excellent with an outdoor patio for beverages, food, or conversation. I didn't see any girls on the patio except Gina and her cashier. Inside the establishment is aire conditioning, a couple of sofas, and a couple of tables, along with the bar. She has a second room which has a dance floor with mirrors, dj booth, more sofas, and more tables.

I entered with my 70-year old mongering buddy and had a beer. We attacked two (2) Latinas that were sitting on the sala sofas. One abandoned my friend so I was sitting next to the other. She liked Meat Loaf immediately and began giving me a handjob on the sofa trying to get me excited. I was in no mood for ass 'cause those two (2) bottles of rum were wearing me down. Meat Loaf is an honest guy so I told the girl that I wasn't gonna' rent any ass that night, but to give me her phone number for some home delivery. Of course she jumped at the opportunity and entered her contact information into my cell phone. Not shortly after she asked me to dance. (I hate Caribbean music of the Nica variety, but love dancehall reggae.) Nonetheless we danced.

While dancing she backed-that-ass-up to my delight. She was sexy wearing a long black dress to her knees. The dress was a thin material so while holding her meat the dress felt good. We danced a few songs periodically and the next thing I knew I was holding the girl up in my arms simulating sex. She was embarrassed while the girls cheered. I got a glimps of her red panties in the mirror. My 70-year old friend could only remember his younger years as I entertained him with my mongering techniques.

We got bored after two beers and tried to leave. On the exit I always give the girls a hug, kiss, a free grope on their bodies. Kind words like "You'r all woman, " or "You got a nice ass, " or "I'm gonna break your spine the first time we f*ck" are also offered and received with smiles and intrigue.

As we were leaving we ran into his buddy of 60-years who invited us to another beer. We drank another beer although that guy was drunk. I saw two (2) guys at a table and went over to talk with them. (Meat Loaf always introduces himself to strangers and establishes relationships.) These two young adults were computer software programers. We discussed Nicaragua and jobs and Nicaraguan lifestyle. Gina's cashier knows me for talking a lot of sh*t with anybody I can and told me not to be talking sh*t to those guys who I just me since the girls that work at Morena should be talking to them. I agreed and received the contact information from the young adults. My partner, I, and his friend left for another brothel.

Despite the name, Caribbean Morena, all I saw were Latinas. One Latina has worked there from last year. They all look good and can get f*cked by me.

I wanted to ask Gina if she has seen you, but since I don't know your name and you haven't written anything in months, I didn't. We miss you in Nicaragua Grand Pollo and wish you would post again. Nonetheless, I know that you're her biggest fan so I just wanted to share this story about your favorite Managua Mongering location.

Sincerely,

Meat Loaf

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[Member #4167]

Did go to Good Times one night, beautiful women and was quoted 400C for an hour.

Wow! I was quoted C300 for 1/2 hour. The 1 hour price is a real bargain.

Are you sure it was 400C for one hour?

[Member #4167]

I will also include some pictures of a few of my favorites from Fenix. These pictures of course were taken in the Hotel CristoRey as they made me check my camera every time I walked in the door at Fenix.

Suggestion: take one of those inexpensive (appx $100) slim digital cameras.

Empty out a pack of cigarettes and put it inside. Hold it in your hands as you walk in the brothel. They automatically assume it is a pack of cigs. They don't frisk it, (and feel the hard metallic shape) because it is in your hands and in plain sight. Alas, the only problem is, that even with the promise of a propina, many of the girls do not permit fotos in the rooms at Fenix.

By the way, they let you take your cell phone in, and most cells have cameras. The pic quality sucks and there is no flash,

I was wondering: you paid the girls $40 for offsite session. Did you also have to pay an extra propina for fotos?

[Member #4167]

Thanks, Dewman, I appreciate those awesome pics!

As you said

most of the places can be hit or miss.

When reporting, I give my honest impressions of the place.

First impressions can be decieving. As well, in MGA, quality varies wildly from day-to-day (and by time of day). For example, I found Claudias to be horrid on my first visit because the girls had zero enthusiasm. There were only 2 putas, and they could care less about servicing me. This was also due to the late hour in which I visited. On the next visit, things had changed. Had I not returned, I would have wound up giving Claudias a bad rap.

Thanks again for the great report (and especially the pics) of Sol Y Luna.

[Ganon]

Thanks Meat Loaf, you are just too kind. I love the Nica's what can i say.

Sol Y Luna like most of the places can be hit or miss. The first few times this trip it was different girls from when I was there in March. While they may not have looked as good as the 22 year "Betty" from Leon. I saw her last trip and is not only very beautiful but speaks English very well.

They did provide an excellent service and at a very good price, 250C or $15.00 for 30 minutes.

I will also include some pictures of a few of my favorites from Fenix. These pictures of course were taken in the Hotel CristoRey as they made me check my camera every time I walked in the door at Fenix.

The girls are very open to coming back after their shift is over. I try to be very discreet and give them the card or information while in the room with them as they could lose their jobs for working off site.

I paid them $40.00 for 2 hours and that was probably too much in Nicaragua, but a great value to me and really enjoyed the time spent with each one.

Don't worry Meat Loaf I am not trying to take over and I do not have any sex employees on my payroll or do I?

I still love Nicaragua and in my opinion it is well worth the visit.

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Nice pictures DrDewman. Might I ask where is Sol y Luna located physically? And for everyone else, Caribean Morena, is it true it's no longer open where it used to be (casi semaforos El Dorado) but now is somewhere on Calle Altavista? Also might I recommend for those looking for something out side of the Managua area, Dina's Sopa Night Club opposite the entrance to Volcan Masaya. Try late at night, they're is a venue and a dance about every 30 minutes, depending on what the demand is.

[Meat Loaf]

Thanks Meat Loaf, you are just too kind. I love the Nica's what can i say.

Sol Y Luna like most of the places can be hit or miss. The first few times this trip it was different girls from when I was there in March. While they may not have looked as good as the 22 year "Betty" from Leon. I saw her last trip and is not only very beautiful but speaks English very well.

They did provide an excellent service and at a very good price, 250C or $15.00 for 30 minutes.

I will also include some pictures of a few of my favorites from Fenix. These pictures of course were taken in the Hotel CristoRey as they made me check my camera every time I walked in the door at Fenix.

The girls are very open to coming back after their shift is over. I try to be very discreet and give them the card or information while in the room with them as they could lose their jobs for working off site.

I paid them $40.00 for 2 hours and that was probably too much in Nicaragua, but a great value to me and really enjoyed the time spent with each one.

Don't worry Meat Loaf I am not trying to take over and I do not have any sex employees on my payroll or do I?

I still love Nicaragua and in my opinion it is well worth the visit.

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Why you posted a church picture on a prostitution forum will remain comment-less. Nice paint.

What's funny is that Granada is the biggest tourist attraction in Nicaragua and all it is are some old houses and a few buildings with some fresh paint. True.

As I looked at the photos I was hoping I knew someone.

Good job "Dewman."

[DrDewman]

"Dewman" sent me the photo gallery a few months ago and the girls he banged at Sol y Luna looked good. The majority of the ass he rents looks good. This guy could be the purchasing manager on Madison Avenue, New York City, for having such good eyesight.

Thanks Meat Loaf, you are just too kind. I love the Nica's what can i say.

Sol Y Luna like most of the places can be hit or miss. The first few times this trip it was different girls from when I was there in March. While they may not have looked as good as the 22 year "Betty" from Leon. I saw her last trip and is not only very beautiful but speaks English very well.

They did provide an excellent service and at a very good price, 250C or $15.00 for 30 minutes.

I will also include some pictures of a few of my favorites from Fenix. These pictures of course were taken in the Hotel CristoRey as they made me check my camera every time I walked in the door at Fenix.

The girls are very open to coming back after their shift is over. I try to be very discreet and give them the card or information while in the room with them as they could lose their jobs for working off site.

I paid them $40.00 for 2 hours and that was probably too much in Nicaragua, but a great value to me and really enjoyed the time spent with each one.

Don't worry Meat Loaf I am not trying to take over and I do not have any sex employees on my payroll or do I?

I still love Nicaragua and in my opinion it is well worth the visit.

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[Meat Loaf]

Great report, Dewman!

I found the girls at Sol Y Luna to be old, overweight and unattractive. See my earlier trip report:

http://www.InternationalSexGuide.nl/forum/showthread.php?p=662026

"Dewman" sent me the photo gallery a few months ago and the girls he banged at Sol y Luna looked good. The majority of the ass he rents looks good. This guy could be the purchasing manager on Madison Avenue, New York City, for having such good eyesight.

[Member #4167]

I have been to Sol Y Luna and while there is a smaller selection of girls, they do have air conditioning in the rooms. The ladies are very good and all 3 of the different ones I did provided GFE, 2 of them did BBBJ and just a great experience. I actually sat around with them on Friday and Saturday and we drank and had a really good time.

Great report, Dewman!

I found the girls at Sol Y Luna to be old, overweight and unattractive. See my earlier trip report:

http://www.InternationalSexGuide.nl/forum/showthread.php?p=662026

[Meat Loaf]

Yesterday a suspected prostitute was found murdered in broad daylight resting upon the sidewalk in front of the Conrad Hilton Hotel on Carr. Norte. Of course, anything associated with wh*res, hookers, sl*ts, and other sexual activity is never too far from a Hilton. Paris Hilton we adore you, skank.

As detailed in other Meat Loaf posts the area in front of the Conrad Hilton Hotel or al sur from all of the governmental buildings is a street-walker sector. Normally, about 10 or 15 SWs service the area with a shady neighborhood right behind the Carr. Norte for your pleasure.

Speculation has it that the her "husband" (marido de ella) learned of her income source was furious. Her body rested face down upon the sidewalk with high-heels in her hands indicating that she was trying to run away. The trail of blood was about 10 feet long leading from the gutter to her head. Slicing someone's throat is never a pretty picture nor was it in her case.

Further speculation has it that her husband fled on motorcycle and is being sought after. Local SWs in the area did not know this joven (young person) of 25 years old so she may have been a brothel worker murdered in a SW area for disrespect.

Murder in Nicaragua carries a maximum of 25 years of incarceation with no death penalty.