Managua

[BigTimeFun]

New Knowledge. Espero que it is helpful.

(I think this Post should be worthy of anyone who comes through Managua often who knows even more tucked away places to PM me the details.).

I looked and looked for Palanco and the place (a big red building) is now called the Barcelona Night club (actually it has been called that for a while).

The name Palanco is gone but everyone knows it as that...

How accurate are the GPS cordinates and how would I use them on my phone. Sorry but I need help. Technology not my thing but I am trying to learn. Will be in Managua in 2 weeks if anyone wants to help a newbie. It will be my first time in Managua.

[FoolOnTheHill]

Why is good times so expensive? How do the girls get away with charging this? 80 us dollars that's insane. Can someone confirm real prices!

I am Ready RU's friend from Hotel Yolaina, I went with a beautiful somewhat Asian looking light skinned dancer from there. I did not get charged $80 USA I don't remember how much it was, I was pretty drunk but it was not 80. I speak decent enough Spanish, so maybe she wasn't trying to rip me off?

[World Travel 69]

I am having trouble with the location on this web site. Maybe some you guys can show me and us how this works.

Longitude and Latitude is really needed for Managua and Nicaragua. Even Costa Rica.

http://www.findlatitudeandlongitude....e=G_NORMAL_MAP

http://latitude-longitude.net/

128′27″ and 8611′45″ W (Bar la Cabana de York).

[NinoGordo]

12°8′27″ and 86°11′45″ W (Bar la Cabana de York).

It is basic. No cover that I know of. I walked in and there is only Tona for beer. It is a basic working class kind of club. Well stocked with a lot 8-10 females on Sunday afternoon at 2 PM.

It is for the working Joe. The place is kind of run down and it is not for anyone that does not like being around locals. It is rough but down the street from Night Club Barcelona (the old Polancos) and it is basic.

200 cords for 20 min.

Every chica is a madre and they all show the wear and tear of living so not cutey-pie spinners acting like you are important and playing the role of your college sweetheart. This is what I like about the Nicaraguan bars, people are basic and real.

Bar la Cabana de York (white and red building and it is rough looking from the outside but secure enough).

I still though like a mellow and laid back place where you can CHILL and RELAX and the best place for how much you spend, service, etc is Caribbean Morena if you ask me.

You might have a different taste in girls so to each his own but just to chill out with low pressure from the ladies and you do not have to fear security stuff with a ton of young dudes crowding the place.

If you are over by the airport area / Mercado Montayero, La Cabana de York is a possibility, but not for anyone just passing through Managua. You are better off at the more major night clubs in town.

[NinoGordo]

Dina's Night Club.

12°0′7″ and 86°7′18″ W is for Dina's across the road from Caretera Masaya Volcano. 55 to enter and $38 for 30 minutes in one of the back rooms.

The place is set up for lap dances (but not really) and pole dancing (but not really). Girls hustle for drinks to get paid as well.

[NinoGordo]

New Knowledge. Espero que it is helpful.

(I think this Post should be worthy of anyone who comes through Managua often who knows even more tucked away places to PM me the details.).

I looked and looked for Palanco and the place (a big red building) is now called the Barcelona Night club (actually it has been called that for a while).

The name Palanco is gone but everyone knows it as that.

I went around looking and found some NEW KNOWLEDGE to share. Much like the Porky's posting I did to link that section of town where El Salvadorena.

La Vida en Rosa and Porky's are just meters away from each other, here is a new joint.

12°8′27″ and 86°11′45″ W (Bar la Cabana de York) Did anyone know about this place from before?

Bar la Cabana de York (white and red building and it is rough looking from the outside. Joints like this I want to "discover" on Sundays or early in the day.

Thus, I found it, but not more to tell other than there have to be more! I feel good adding two places to the forum. If I can find more I will.

Since I have an iPhone that had this funky compass app on it, I went driving around and now we all have a better idea where to find stuff:

12°9′3″ and 86°14′10″ W is El Salvadoreno.

12°9′3″ and 86°14′10″ W is La vida en Rosa.

I did not bother to pin Porky's because it is right accross the street as well.

A block away on two different streets are great little hotels that are there to have you create sticky floors.

Street action is usually what you take to these:

Hospedaje La Costena 12°8′59″ and 86°14′17″ W is a joint with rooms. Maybe 60 to 80 cordons for a session.

12°9′1″ and 86°14′11″ W is for Hospedaje Fuentes which is about 60 cords and up for staying with a new friend.

12°8′47″ and 86°14′29″ W is night club Good Time.

12°8′47″ and 86°14′29″ W is night club Cueto.

12°8′47″ and 86°14′29″ W is BAR GLORIA. 40 cords for beer. It is a mellow house with nice ladies. All are mothers already and late 20's and 30's.

Lots of respect but no spinners. 60 cords for the girls to get beer and 500 for a brief moment of friction and wetness.

There was a big butt girl (BBW) in there that I just had to tap on (nice shaved Bush today) because I needed to tap a big booty.

Great little spot to grab a drink and release a load.

12°8′33″ and 86°14′51″ W is where Fenix is and it is by far the best place in town for quantity and quality after the day shift changes out for the night shift.

I have heard the day shift is more homely which is just fine by me, but dudes like to be fickle so that place is for the night.

12°7′20″ and 86°15′9″ W is the Caribbean Morena.

It has a great group of females from all parts of the country and is mellow and laid back and these females can network you into getting quantities of party favors.

For sure. They are chill. 400 seeórdoba for the back rooms, 100 seeórdoba for drinks for the girls. Hands down the best value in town.

I release in there on a regular basis just because it has a downhome feel.

This town beats those fucking Canadian winters any day!

I will try and pin more GPS coordinates for other places so we all know where things are and if I get any of this wrong, sorry in advance.

But I think this could help out people, especially the ones too lazy or too scared to venture out. Managua is ideal.

It is so cheap AND I really do not even go to these laces much because I rotate through at lease 4 girlfriends and hit these joints when I feel like drinking.

And driving around. The local girlfriend action is nice and tender (it is just that they get too damn clingy and want too much stuff and when that happens.

Bounce to the clubs if you like).

[Keeper50]

What does this mean?

Posted while inebriated. Ignore if possible.

[John Gault]

Is these guys into setting up people?

If you mean introducing you to Chica's then if you are a decent guy you will get all the help you need.

[Ready Ru]

Is these guys into setting up people?

What does this mean?

[Keeper50]

Is these guys into setting up people?

[NinoGordo]

About a week ago, mi primo why mi hermano went out just to check on things.

Fenix has improved. The stock of chicas after 7 PM are quality (cordoba 100 to enter, 600 for time behind any of the closed doors). The litter of chicas was plentiful.

The Carrib. Morena is just a nice bar to chill at. The stock there varies a lot but the chicas are real and take good care of you. 400 cordoba for any back room is a great bargin.

Spa Sobell is still high priced and not worth it, but si te gusta chicks that are trying to look more like models, go for it. $30 to get behind the door with any of them and $50 to $150 for fun. Muy muy caro!

[Chrchr]

Did you have the directions that said near SINSA Altamira and across from the Ceca music store. Impossible to get lost at at that point.

The beer is Toa. No "j" in it.

Now understand the mistake. The map shows Morena opposite to SINSA / PROFYSA, but indeed it is 3-4 blocks more south / up the hill. That was misleading me.

[Ready Ru]

Why is good times so expensive? How do the girls get away with charging this? 80 us dollars that's insane. Can someone confirm real prices!

That's why I rarely go there. Diamond club is worse. They get away with it because crazy drunk gringos pay it. Thats why I took my own with me last time. LOL.

[Jorgesos]

Why is good times so expensive? How do the girls get away with charging this? 80 us dollars that's insane. Can someone confirm real prices!

[Ready Ru]

I haven't been writing much about my recent trips, because I lost interest in recanting what I remember. I like to think of this sight as my journal that I can reflect apon from time to time. Anyway, I started out my 4 day stay by immediately hooking up with 2 of my usual girls at El Pirates for a couple of buckets of beer. Before long was headed back to the hotel for the usual roust about. Ended up sticking with the same two for most of the next day. Made our way to Laguna Apoyo for beers with several stops to and from. The Bucaneer is also a very nice outdoor resteraunt about mid way to Caterina from Managua. My little cuties had never been to Good Times, so we started off not before asking a fellow guest from the hotel to join us. Had the best time ever for Good Times. I generaly stay away from the place because it isn't worth the money to me. One of my girls go so excited, she got on stage and stripped. What a blast! We all danced around, grinding and simulating sex to where I almost forgot where I was. LOL.

Day three. Started early with my new friend from Hotel Yolania. Went to Bar Amendro and drank for a good 3 hours. Was tempted to take a chica but had already been draining leche for two days. Met up with my nephew around 7:00 and hit several bars. By 10: met up with his girlfriend and several very attractive ladies. Ended up at El Chaman, ladies in tow, and danced till about 1:00 am. Before I realized it I was headed back to the hotel with 2 of the girls. What a fucking night. Swear to god I wasn't expecting it. Day four, which was Sunday, I was pretty wore out. I had one last lady to see, to round out my trip. She came over about 1:00 in the after noon and took me for three rounds over the day. Needless to say, I'd had enough. Usually by this point in my trip I'm ready to go home. LOL Watched most of the Superbowl in the airport. I may rent a home in Managua soon, but I'm afraid it might kill me.