Managua

[Noguera]

Rick Rock

You were at the world renown ... Fenix. I have also known it to be called Jenny's, but pretty much only by the locals.

[Rick Rock]

Recently stayed at the Crowne Plaza near the monument.

I called a cab at 7 PM and asked for a strip club. I had the name of a few from the forum here. Speaking Spanish I was able to determine that these are not the best places. The driver offered to take me to a place where you can pick any girl of your choosing and have sex with her until you pop in a side room for 300 cordobas. At 21 cordobas to the dollar, that's around $14.25 Quite a deal. He offered to drop me off and then return after 1 hour to pick me up. He said I could pay when he dropped me back off at the hotel. We negotiated 200 cordobas for the whole trip.

We arrived at the place, which looked a lot like a funky club, after a short ride. I tried many times to get a name for the place, but neither the cab or anyone inside was able to produce one. The most I could get was the house of prostitution near the Jesus rotunda. With a lack of street signs and cab drivers who have no idea what the name of many of the streets they drive on are, this basic thing proved difficult. One customer told me the place was called "Jenny's", but no one else could or would verify that.

Anyway, to the place. I expected to get patted down by the guy working the door, but it didn't happen. Inside I found what is a pretty nice lobby (complete with a nice small bar and a flat screen TV showing hard core porn). To the left things aren't so nice, as it looks like a construction site.

I bought a beer (50 cordobas) and sat down in one of the chairs. The walls were lined with couches filled with woman of many shapes and sizes. There were quite a few chubby girls, but also some tall (for Nicaraguan standard) and thin girls and everything in between. More than a few pretty women. The view alone was worth the trip. The women walk around in thongs, nighties and high heels. Many come back from the rooms after sex half naked, putting their clothes back on in full view.

On top of the 20 or so women in the chairs, couches and at the bar, there was a constant stream of women arriving through the front door and coming back from the room in the "construction zone."

After talking to one of the bartenders I found that the place is open 24 hours, but most full of women in the early to late evenings, Tue-Sat.

There were plenty of guys inside, from young dudes to older gentlemen. There were no hard stairs or bad feelings directed toward this rather light skinned outsider. I felt comfortable and welcome.

I waited about 20 minutes for a girl to approach me with no such luck. Finally I decided to simply walk over to a good looking woman and talk to her. It turns out the women there don't like to approach men. Not because they are cold, but because they are deathly afraid of public rejection.

After some chit chat with a 23 year old woman with one daughter, I told her I wanted to go to the room with her. She directed me to the center of the bar where I gave the 300 cordoba fee to a rather large woman who appeared to run the place.

I was guided by the hand through the construction zone, over the broken concrete, up some uneven stairs, and down a hallway to a room in the back. The sounds of other people fucking echoed through the corridor.

For what it was, the room wasn't terrible. The girl showered. I declined, as I don't like ice cold water running on my body prior to sex. She had no problem with that. I brought my own condoms, as I don't like standard thick rubbers normally used in these kind of places.

She came out of the shower nude, stripped off my clothes, and gentle rubbed my cock to erection. I sucked and fondled her breasts. She opened the condom and put it on with her mouth, giving a CBJ that rivaled the best I'd ever had.

Then she climbed on and rode. After a few minutes she hopped off, laid on her back and spread her legs. I pumped her missionary for a good while. She was very flexible and eager. Finally she got up and turned around for doggie. It was almost like she sensed I was ready to blow. I grabbed her waist and pumped away at her round brown ass until I blew. She kept humping back at me until she milked out every last drop. Then she took off the condom and cleaned me up while we laid down and recovered.

I asked for her phone number or email. She whispered that it was fine but that it wasn't allowed. I had paper but no pen. She said they weren't allowed to carry either.

She kissed me on the cheek and I returned to the main room. I walked outside and my cab was waiting.

I returned several times in a one week period. Every cab I called knew the place. If you want to go, just tell the driver "Quiero la casa de citas cerca de el monumento de jesuscristo." They should know it. If you bring a pen and paper you can probably get contact info for an outside hookup that is possibly even cheaper.

[Grand Pollo]

You can meet and arrange with the Diamond girls dates etc., at the Star Mart as they come and go there a lot before they work and it is pretty obvious who they are. It is next door as is the new McDonalds.

[Chukie]

Visited this nightclub last week. Saturday night.

There was an entrance charge of 3-4 dollars. Beers are 3 dollars. Drinks for the women $14, I did not purchase any.

About 20 women hanging out along the bar and in the lounge chairs around the dance floor. Maybe 3-4 of these women in my opinion were decent. Hard sell as soon as you hit the seat for "company" or a drink. Too aggressive in my opinion.

The rate to go to a back room was $175. Loco.

VIP room up front with a bottle of wine was $120. Loco.

Take out was $300. Although I was told you could bargain with the female bartender and get the price down. Supposedly includes a bottle of booze or wine. What a bargain.

Before I went there I wrote down my name and hotel phone number and gave it to several chicas and told them to call me the next day. I met up with a girl the next day and paid $40 for a great time. I don't know if that was a good price or not but it was certainly better than what was being offered inside the club.

[The Dirty Pirate]

It still will never offer the comfort level mongers find elsewhere, which is why I like it.

[LuckyEddie]

A bunch of monger friends(and some non friends) who have made the tours through Latin America over the past 2 years have all gotten together and I am here to report that Nicaragua was only 2nd to Brazil in Mongering destinations. A lot of factors were involved. This is based on 36 guys. Last place? Uruguay.

That is something to be proud of. Some of the other boards are getting really hot on Nicaragua.

Keep up the good work and reports guys!

[Chinchuliar]

for sandal-wearing, short-wearing, Che t-shirt wearing, liberal yuppie gringos who hate their own kind, never changed a sparkplug or lightbulb filthy Gringo!

The irony is, that these filth come down here in some sort of emotional unity with the locals. How the locals despise and detest them. Me, more so.

A letter of hate.

Hatred shared and seconded.

Case study: A 21 year-old Norwegian "building houses" (yeah, right) for the poor in Matagalpa. Ran into her at the agricultural fair there, and she proudly presented "my family". Yes folks, her very own personal poor people.

[LuckyEddie]

You are so obsessed with other men - is this obsession just old fashioned insecurity? Can you really be that worried and upset about other guys? Who cares, losers make real me look better, yes?

Sorry that should have been:

"losers make real MEN look better, yes"

[LuckyEddie]

I dislike these sucker a&s Gringos that come to Nicaragua to "save the Nica" from thier chosen existence of poverty!

Worse yet, are those Gingos that come to teach them Christianinty; or save them from poverty if they sell their soul to Christianity. In Jinotega, you will meet one such Gringo who employees hundreds of Nicas and saves thousands.

Fortunately, these good-herted Gringos are truly only present in droves in the sucker a*s town of Granada. The Gringos in SJDS are of a different breed.

Also, these Gringos don't last long, usually 1. 3 days or maybe 1-month on their volunteer mission.

You are so obsessed with other men - is this obsession just old fashioned insecurity? Can you really be that worried and upset about other guys? Who cares, losers make real me look better, yes?

[BluntForceTrauma]

Don't mention SJDS anymore

. It hurts too much.

Once a pure Nica fishing village, now a *****house for sandal-wearing, short-wearing, Che t-shirt wearing, liberal yuppie gringos who hate their own kind, never changed a sparkplug or lightbulb filthy Gringo!

This is Al-Quieda No. 1.

Please, get your priorities straight.

I best shut up.

I have to stay away from there.

The irony is, that these filth come down here in some sort of emotional unity with the locals. How the locals despise and detest them. Me, more so.

A letter of hate.

[Meat Loaf]

In the blessed name of my own father, "Gawd save me from all the people in the world who wanna save me."

Gawd I detest those people. Was in a restaurant yesterday, unfortunately had a table next to a gringa scum, OMG she was a disgrace, the memory of her voice takes days off my life. Here to save the Nicas.

I dislike these sucker a&s Gringos that come to Nicaragua to "save the Nica" from thier chosen existence of poverty!

Worse yet, are those Gingos that come to teach them Christianinty; or save them from poverty if they sell their soul to Christianity. In Jinotega, you will meet one such Gringo who employees hundreds of Nicas and saves thousands.

Fortunately, these good-herted Gringos are truly only present in droves in the sucker a*s town of Granada. The Gringos in SJDS are of a different breed.

Also, these Gringos don't last long, usually 1. 3 days or maybe 1-month on their volunteer mission.

[BluntForceTrauma]

Bft,

In Jinotega you will meet a very prominent Gringo doing "God's Work!"
Good Luck, BFT.

In the blessed name of my own father, "Gawd save me from all the people in the world who wanna save me."

Gawd I detest those people. Was in a restaurant yesterday, unfortunately had a table next to a gringa scum, OMG she was a disgrace, the memory of her voice takes days off my life. Here to save the Nicas.

[Grand Pollo]

I am assuming you are referring to Caribbean Morena? Can someone give exact directions to this "house"? I would like to take it for a test run.

Has anyone been to the new, remodeled Vale Todo within the past 6-12 months? Back in the late 90's the old Vale Todo was still "open air" and one time there was an inch of water covering the floor in a back room with cockroaches doing the backstroke. However ... the girl was really cute so the cockroaches had to fend for themselves !!!

Tell a taxi you want to go near SINSA in Altamira. It is a stones throw from there.

[Grand Pollo]

As recently as a couple of months ago, Diamond Club was the high-end strip club just across Carretera Masaya from MetroCentro. Also, Vale Todo was then called something like Girls Club, or Ladies Club, or Girls Girls Girls. Now, you are saying the old Vale Todo is called Diamonds? Is that correct? You mean the old Vale Todo in Monseñor Lescano … right? You are also saying that Fenix was “hopping” at 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon? With cute girls? Go figure …..

It was renamed "Girls" from Vlae Todo (I) and there was a sort of plaza added with some shitty restaurant and casino and karaoke.

If you are at the big intersection on the way to either Bolonia/Plaza Inter or Price Smart (where the Petronic is and they sell all the birds and iguanas, etc.) you can see the new billboard for it which now now says Hollywood Girls Club Hotel sort of using every word they can think of to attract people. Club Diamond is still where it was and next door to that is a huge new McDonalds between Diamond and Star Mart/ Texaco. I think the old Club Hollywood in the Zona Roja is closed.

Unless they renamed it since July 8th it is not called Diamonds. I'll have a look this weekend. I actually went in there a few months ago with a girl who had to see inside a strip joint.

Also I cannot be sure but it looks like this Good Times place might be open. When passing by recently there was activity near the door. Maybe they were clearing out, hard to say.

[Meat Loaf]

Yeah, listen, I am a Gringo living on a shoestring down here. My last credit card expired and soon thereafter the bank itself went bankrupt. Trying to roundup $500 to open a local Citibank account. That'll help alot.

Used to live close to CM. I'd walk my way over to Huembes and visit Sandinista girl. Last time I was there though must have been 6 months ago or longer. Pricing is somewhere like 500.

Me, I like Morenas.

I just adore the avg. Nica gal, just so beautiful, unassuming and well-mannered. But I cannot say the place is exclusively Bluefield/Negra types.

Just like everywhere else, the girls come and go.

Visited Fenix last week, all faces were new to me except for one gal who has always been there. Once she cried before me telling me of her life. The gal I went with was just so Nica hot. Gawd so sexy, from Reparto Schick.

Hours of CM dunno.

Have fun on the 19. Tengo una gorra perfecto. Es rojo y negro, y tambien NY Yankee!

A Gringo without a debit or credit card in Nicaragua is living dangerously! For you have 0% resources: This is why a Gringo needs to be active and known in the San Juan del Sur and Granada so that other Gringos can save you when the sh*t hits the fan.

My debit card too expired and it cost me US $1,5000 to go to the USA to acquire a new one. I have 4 separate personal bank accounts so that I will not get caught high-and-dry without access to funds.