Managua

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[QUOTE=Justemp]Today I went to Good Times. I went there really early. Saw 2 fat ugly girls. The Mamasan told me to wait and went to get another girl. Now this one was hot! She kinda had Salma Hayek look. First she said 500cordoba for 30 min. I was like 300. And she goes 400. We agreed for 350 and went in. Full BBBJ and DFK. She had a hot body and I enjoyed session with her. Now that's $17. 50 well spent!

I went to Salvador II next door to check out the talents. Dam these girls are fat and ugly. Worse than Fenix. Did not find anyone fuckable to me. Decided to go back to Sol y Luna.

I got to Sol y Luna and sessioned with Johana again. She was hot and we had hot steamy sex that include 9 diff position and massage. Johana asked me if I wanted be her BF. I was like. Hm. I guess free sex is all good: P She told me to come over to her place tomm night so we can have good bye party for toda la noche since I am leaving back to CR on Saturday. I think she knew this fact too because I told her last night when I was having session with her. She even pulled out a ring from her hand and put it on my ring finger. Damn. It was a perfect fit![QUOTE]Hey - nice report.

Salvador II has the oldest fattest ugliest women.

I was wondering what Johana looks like ? Can you post pictures or maybe even describe her ? Is she a young spinner like 22-24 ?

[Meat Loaf]

This story was confessed to me by a "Gringo Sex Tourist, " ISG Senior Member, as we shared drinks, conversation, and sights in CR. Honesty and knowing one's role in the lives of prostitutes is a true virtue.

"Gringo Sex Tourist" is addicted to hunting prostitutes (putas yearns for their companionship; never leaves the house without camera in hand; and travels the world specifically for tourism of prostitutes! Sampling the various flavours (ethnicities) and razas (races) is his end-objective. Having sex is always an afterthought to the above activities. "Gringo Sex Tourist" is a 2nd-world and 3rd-world ideal tourist. For he costs the government infrastructure no expense nor does he pose a threat in the employment arena. This tourist is happily satisfied with sightseeing the prostitutes- lower class female citizens with little job skills or occupational ambition- and helps support these "forgotten children. " His safety is of no importance since he's engaging in illegal activities- prostitution- and a foreigner at that is the government's mentality throughout these worlds. He's taking advantage of their poverty so they'll take advantage of him. Win: Win! (Costa Rica, Argentina, Belguim, Panama, and Germany offer legalized prostitution which makes these countries safe for mongering! )

Tica prostitute rents pussy per hour at the Del Ray and achieves moderate success. It's not her stellar beauty that catches the attention of "tricks, " but is her warmth and genuine humanity. This is always more beneficial in the sex industry versus pure looks. Then again, if one doesn't mind banging-a-b*tch from jump street then you will never get that p*ssy to be live-in nore will she be a frequent f*ck! "A trick" (ie. You, ) must develop rapport with these vendedoras del culo (sellers of as*shole / pussy / mouth / tits / ass / her entire person, except emotion.)

"Gringo Sex Tourist" executed the above "salesmanship" (game / cassanova skills) and a "simp, " (ie. Most males) would be impressed by his achievement. He walks proudly hand-in-hand with Tica Puta; invites her to his hotel room; entertains her and her children with vacations, movies, and meals; and invests in her well-being. For "Gringo Sex Tourist" fell in love naively and bought Tica Puta a home phone. His AT&T phone bill is sky-high from the phone calls he makes to her daily. The 28-days per month that he's not in CR is spent on the phone with her.

Hundreds of d*cks prior to this particular "Gringo Sex Tourist, " Tica Puta had earned experience on how to fleece Gringos. She learned that (1) Gringos pay 50% of assets upon divorce; (2) she learned that Gringos pays 20% of gross income for child support, plus medical insurance and college tuition expense; (3) she learned that the U. S. Consolate will aide foreign-based women with USA child support enforcement; (4) she learned that unlimited legal resources are available for free when Gringo fatherhood is involved; (5) she learned that Gringos boast and brag about how much money they have and credit cards they possess; and (6) she learned that a few hundred dollars "is nothing" to a Gringo since they brad so much about the money they have. With all of this knowledge Tica Puta was ready to get paid! (The only thing worse than an educated prostitute overseas when relating to Gringos is your wife or "baby's momma" in the USA.)

Months of 3-day per month "sexcapades" provided her the rouse of pregnancy. Months of turning tricks at the Del Rey empowered her to get pregnant. Stories and tears of faithfulness led the "Gringo Sex Tourist" to "believe" he was the father. "Gringo Sex Tourist" began to increase his monthly remittances to CR soon approaching US $1, 000 per month!

Tica Puta was confident. Tica Puta demanded that remittances be sent once per month and not bi-weekly. Tica Puta claimed the baby needed things and doctor expenses were high. Tica Puta earned the admiration and "expert" status among Del Rey Putas and is offering classes on Gringo extortion for a fee.

9-months had finally passed and the baby was born. "Gringo Sex Tourist" was excited to see the baby. Having a child overseas was exciting for "Gringo Sex Tourist" since he's in his 50s and Tica Puta is a young 20-something. "Gringo Sex Tourist" caught a flight to CR to visit the mother of "his child. " Upon viewing the baby for the first-time "Gringo Sex Tourist" was shocked to see the baby was Chinese when "Gringo Sex Tourist" was blond-and-blue eyed. She claimed that her great-grandmother was Chinese although everyone in her family were Spaniard. After 1. 5 years of Western Union remittances "Gringo Sex Tourist" finally woke-up and realized that he had been fleeced by a prostitute and broke-off relations with tears in his eyes. "Gringo Sex Tourist" changed countries and is no "looking for love" in Mexico where honesty is more common.

The Whole 9

[Meat Loaf]

The Whole 9,

I have a six month lease on a one bedroom apartment near Metro Centro. Very private where I can change girls at will without anyone knowing my business.

Xdred

It's very important that the less people that know / see you with a girl, the better! These Nicas gossip so much it's ridiculous. Every girl they see you with is your girlfriend and they are always asking who's your girlfriend. If they see you with more than one (1) girl then you are a mujeriego (womanizer.) They have no understanding of USA-style dating: They burn their bridges so early by having babies, without having any education or financial resources, that almost all relationships exist due to force. Motherhood / fatherhood responsibilities.

It will help you out if you describe USA-style dating often and frequent so she can understand her role in your life. This is mandatory if she's live-in 'cause she'll think that you are man-and-woman (una pareja) and the money you give her is not sex-employment, but "love. "

I turned my cellphone back on, but with no minutes for outgoing calls. I got tired of local hookers, all the women I know, calling my cellphone in search of money and orgasms. This 9" reputation travels quickly.

[Meat Loaf]

I was curious about this meatloaf managua mongering guide so on Thursday I read it and went to visit one of the locations listed. The guide did list some addresses and commentary, but did not detail if the places were located in (1) good neighborhoods, (2) Gringo friendly, or (3) safety. Nonetheless, I considered myself adverntureous and not a scary guy so I went to La Cocteleria en Cd. Jardin.

The taxi driver took from MetroCentro Mall to Cd. Jardin. The taxi driver knew the address with confidence so that was good. I departed from the taxi and went to La Cocteleria.

While drinking a beer and viewing the girls everything was okay. The girls look rather basic, but f*ckable since that's what Managua has to offer. Talking to the girls was easy since I speak Spanish, but no Gringos were present and everyone just looks at everyone else. Lots of "mean mugging" made me begin sensing something dangerous was brewing.

Like always, some drunks started talking drunk. The "mean mugging" continued. The drunks responded. The girls moved out the way as to not catch an "ass whooping." I too took caution in case a gun fight started. Fortunately guns were never brandished with the establishment.

It was smart for the drunks to leave the business establishment, but the "mean muggers" has other plans.

Not wanting to be a witness, I left the establishment within seconds of the drunks leaving. When I left the "mean muggers" were still present in the establishment. The remaining portion of this story was captured by the police and media. (Source: http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/sucesos/24245) In the middle of the street it went down: MURDER!

Evidently these two groups had a problem from the week prior and someone chose to resolve it violently. The most sensible of the drunks was stabbed in the heart and neck four (4) times and died instantaneously in the middle-of-the-street with the *****house only feet or meters away.

Obviously, if people are getting murdered at yet another location recommended by Meat Loaf's Mongering Managua Guide, I will stay clear of his "recommendations." It may be cool, fun, or "safe" for Meat Loaf to visit those places of danger (ie. Polanco, Cd. Jardin, Tio, San Judas,) but I like clean, safe, and honest mongering.

Thank God I made it back home safely, The Whole 9

[Artisttyp]

First and foremost, I respect any ISG member who has 600+ posts under their belt. Grand Pollo has a few hundred.

Why don't you do some homework and read ISG Nicaragua thoroughly!

Do you want us to f*ck the girls for you too? I guesss this is why- laziness- some guys have to pay for p*ssy while others get paid by p*ssy.

I hope you don't consider this post "in-fighting?"

In-fighting no but hostile maybe. I guess the energy on this thread is different than what I am used to. I am here to help and be helped. I've never flamed over helping each other get laid and I never will...not my style.

I have read the nicaragua thread before and it still doesn't make things clear. I've read alot of personal insight and theory but I haven't seen the "bottom line" in a nutshell so to speak. How many clubs and in what price range and how easy they are to access....the basis of any monger trip if you ask me. I don't know one monger who doesn't appreciate a list done by tunghuruara or WT69.

I guess I will take a back seat on this and watch the cars collide.. maybe pick up a few pieces after the aftermath.

By the way the number of posts a member has doesn't mean anything..It is the quality of the posts that counts. There are members with not even a third of my posts that contribute more than I do. What I do stand by is "respect" . If you need and I got it the info is yours...visa versa.

By the way grand pollo was one of the few people on here for a long time. I appreciate his efforts .

[Xdred]

Thank you for such a frank discussion.

Yes, while the "mark" is at the Western Union sending money to the internationally-based prostitute, she's laughing at him along with her love interest.

Keep up the good work Xdred!

Are you renting an apartment / house or staying in a hotel during your MGA life?

The Whole 9,

I have a six month lease on a one bedroom apartment near Metro Centro. Very private where I can change girls at will without anyone knowing my business.

Xfred

[Xdred]

I got to Sol y Luna and sessioned with Johana again. She was hot and we had hot steamy sex that include 9 diff position and massage. Johana asked me if I wanted be her BF. I was like. Hm. I guess free sex is all good: P She told me to come over to her place tomm night so we can have good bye party for toda la noche since I am leaving back to CR on Saturday. I think she knew this fact too because I told her last night when I was having session with her. She even pulled out a ring from her hand and put it on my ring finger. Damn. It was a perfect fit!]

Justemp,

Johana is not interested in having free sex with you. The chicas here do not have apartments. They rent small shit hole rooms where you are not welcome. If she were to bring you to her room the landlord would immediately raise her rent due to her association with a Gringo. In MGA your are nothing more than your monetary value. Nothing here is free!

All hookers here do what you are describing. You are in Nicaragua! You can loose your life here. Have you not read the many posts of people who actually live here? Have you bothered to read La Prensa or watch television and see the daily display of dead bodies?

What Johana is attempting is to lure you to a third party location where you will be robbed, stabbed or held at gun point. She is most likely working with local organized crime. The other explanation could be to get you into her story on hope you will feel sorry for here miserable existence and provide a gift or financial assistance.

My gut would bet on the first option, however rolling the dice is a game of chance. You are playing with odds beyond your control with total lack of in-country knowledge or experience.

Xdred

[Meat Loaf]

Today I went to Good Times. I went there really early. Saw 2 fat ugly girls. The Mamasan told me to wait and went to get another girl. Now this one was hot! She kinda had Salma Hayek look. First she said 500cordoba for 30 min. I was like 300. And she goes 400. We agreed for 350 and went in. Full BBBJ and DFK. She had a hot body and I enjoyed session with her. Now that's $17. 50 well spent!

I went to Salvador II next door to check out the talents. Dam these girls are fat and ugly. Worse than Fenix. Did not find anyone fuckable to me. Decided to go back to Sol y Luna.

I got to Sol y Luna and sessioned with Johana again. She was hot and we had hot steamy sex that include 9 diff position and massage. Johana asked me if I wanted be her BF. I was like. Hm. I guess free sex is all good: P She told me to come over to her place tomm night so we can have good bye party for toda la noche since I am leaving back to CR on Saturday. I think she knew this fact too because I told her last night when I was having session with her. She even pulled out a ring from her hand and put it on my ring finger. Damn. It was a perfect fit!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

Where is Sol y Luna located?

All Nicaraguan hookers want to advance their careers by going to Costa Rica to prostitute. With you being a CR resident it's too easy for her to go with you; live with you; and threaten to leave you for the Del Rey if you don't pay her demands.

A little bit more about this Selma Hayek girl. Is her hair long and luscious? Is she slender? Does she have a little fuzz on the p*ssy? Does she have a little fuzz on her legs? Does she have breast milk?

Every now and then even a blind squirrel finds a nutt: Nicaragua must be the capital of "Basic B*tches."

[Meat Loaf]

The Whole Nine,

I do not believe the ISG forum to the place for such a discussion. Remember most ISG members are sexual tourists, thus have little knowledge or interest in great part as to what I will add. It is simply impossible to be here or anywhere else for that matter a few days weeks or months and have the type relationships we are discussing for the majority of members. I will however share a small part that could save marriages and financial stability to readers of the forum.

“Meat Loaf Embellishments”

As other ISG members that regularly visit MGA I personally know the legend in person. The “loaf” without financial gain helped the “Member In Need” (See Posts). He is an educated complex “Alpha Male” I think the embellishment was in how many sex employees he actually had living with him at one time and for how long a period. While the Loaf probably did his best to keep multiple chicas in his home it simply failed due to Latina jealously. This is a cultural thing that cannot be overcome even if you can fuck ten times a day and please the girls as Meatloaf did.

Anyone interested in hooker mind mentality or living with a prostitute should read the “Meat Loaf posts and treasure every word.

I agree with your first two paragraphs but am confused as to why we are discussing hiring sex employees. Both you and I know this option does not exist in MGA without living here.

Xdred, is 24/7 pussy only possible in Nicaragua? I ask 'cause you wrote to come to Nicaragua.

24/7 pussy is available anywhere on earth if you have the money to “PAY” for it. MGA is not different in this regard.

“Chump change money mentality”

The more money you have, designer clothes and car etc. does not impress Nicaraguans as most would think. They actually resent and hate you because you have things that are very hard (impossible to obtain) here or in other third world countries.

Now on the other hand they will work unbelievably hard beyond belief to make you think they are in love so you will give them more money, buy a house or rent an apartment for them.. The deceit, deception regularly practiced here is at the highest mental level I have personally witnessed anywhere in the world. Let me explain this way. If an Alpha female hooker here in MGA fucks ten mongers seven will fall in love and become victims. This statistic only applies to the Alpha female however even with the normal prostitutes percentages are off the charts compared with Costa Rica or Colombia. I only work with the Alpha chicas and speak from what I witness on a daily basis with my live in situation. When you are sexually deprived in your home country strange events happen. Remember the hooker knows you won’t be here very long. They next things that happens is you suddenly find yourself at the Money Gram or Western Union office regularly sending them money which they laugh about while I fuck them and occupy their heart, mind and soul.

As to the danger factor here refer to many posts on the subject.

Thank you for such a frank discussion.

Yes, while the "mark" is at the Western Union sending money to the internationally-based prostitute, she's laughing at him along with her love interest.

Keep up the good work Xdred!

Are you renting an apartment / house or staying in a hotel during your MGA life?

[Meat Loaf]

I hope you're not and do not write checks that your pecker cannot cash! 8 times per day, WOW.

When you have hookers offering and giving you their "goods and services" with no requirement of payment then you're accomplishing something. Boasting about how much or how little you pay a girl is not success, but failure. After all, you're so lame that you have to pay girls to undress before; allow you to take their photo; allow you to penetrate their mouth, vagina, and / or anus; and allow you to converse with her for up to one hour. Even worse, if you're traveling internationally for this purpose and / or attention. How lame is your life, and you, in your hometown?

I probe more vaginas than Tampax!

P.S. The majority of times when I write these posts, I'm receiving a BBBJCIM! The majority of times when you read ISG you have a bottle of Curel close by.

The Whole 9

Sorry, if I didn't make it clear, but I was not and am not addressing this post to "Xdred." This post is referring to any guy that executes the above actions!

This post is not a rip at "Xdred!" "Xdred" has more hoes than Santa Clause!

[Justemp]

Today I went to Good Times. I went there really early. Saw 2 fat ugly girls. The Mamasan told me to wait and went to get another girl. Now this one was hot! She kinda had Salma Hayek look. First she said 500cordoba for 30 min. I was like 300. And she goes 400. We agreed for 350 and went in. Full BBBJ and DFK. She had a hot body and I enjoyed session with her. Now that's $17. 50 well spent!

I went to Salvador II next door to check out the talents. Dam these girls are fat and ugly. Worse than Fenix. Did not find anyone fuckable to me. Decided to go back to Sol y Luna.

I got to Sol y Luna and sessioned with Johana again. She was hot and we had hot steamy sex that include 9 diff position and massage. Johana asked me if I wanted be her BF. I was like. Hm. I guess free sex is all good: P She told me to come over to her place tomm night so we can have good bye party for toda la noche since I am leaving back to CR on Saturday. I think she knew this fact too because I told her last night when I was having session with her. She even pulled out a ring from her hand and put it on my ring finger. Damn. It was a perfect fit!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Xdred]

If you have read all 400+ Meat Loaf posts he admits to "the use of embellishment. " I wonder how much of what he wrote, he actually lived (did? )

Although ISG commentators discuss sexual conquests through commerce, the law of male-female relations dictates that personality, strength, attractiveness, and other traits of romantic interest still supercede payment. The ability to transfer wealth only satisfies one (1) of a females' desire: Security in satifying financial responsiblities (foods, shelter, clothing, and health) is achieved through money, but the aforementioned mandates are non-existent. Therefore, having the ability to transfer money with her emotional investment will always produce 24/7 pussy.

Don't pay these prostitutes! Let them know that you have the ability to satisfy their financial responsibilities of food, shelter, clothing, health, and supporting thier child (ren) will win more 24/7 pussy than Bill Gates could purchase.

Observe the prostitute in at work for a up to three (3) days; allow her to witness your behaivor when surrounded by "pussy on demand" as to educate her that "pussy on demand" does not impress you; converse with the prostitute so you may determine your interest in her personality or "story; " and finally on day three give her a few loads of three (3) day "hard on" which she will forever remember. After the first deliver of your load she will offer you more pussy access: If the pussy is good and you enjoy her personality "story" go ahead and employ her as your personal, dedicated, exclusive sex-employee. (This practice is performed worldwide and is known as "giving someone a job. " Whether it's hiring a new secretary in your Boston office; paying for a girl's junior college tuition; or hiring a television camerawoman as John Edwards did, it's all the same- "Sex-Employee. "

Xdred, is 24/7 pussy only possible in Nicaragua? I ask 'cause you wrote to come to Nicaragua.

Tell us aabout the "chump change money" mentality. Are you saying that walking around with designer clothes, credit card debt, a few hundred dollars in my pocket doesn't impress Nicaraguans? Or are you saying that if I do the above things, I will get robbed and maybe killed? I remember Meat Loaf writing about other USA poverty-ridden cities and if I'm scared to walk around with the above assets in the USA ghetto, Nicaragua is worse! Wow. Many things are in complete reverse in Nicaragua?

The Whole 9

The Whole Nine,

I do not believe the ISG forum to the place for such a discussion. Remember most ISG members are sexual tourists, thus have little knowledge or interest in great part as to what I will add. It is simply impossible to be here or anywhere else for that matter a few days weeks or months and have the type relationships we are discussing for the majority of members. I will however share a small part that could save marriages and financial stability to readers of the forum.

“Meat Loaf Embellishments”

As other ISG members that regularly visit MGA I personally know the legend in person. The “loaf” without financial gain helped the “Member In Need” (See Posts). He is an educated complex “Alpha Male” I think the embellishment was in how many sex employees he actually had living with him at one time and for how long a period. While the Loaf probably did his best to keep multiple chicas in his home it simply failed due to Latina jealously. This is a cultural thing that cannot be overcome even if you can fuck ten times a day and please the girls as Meatloaf did.

Anyone interested in hooker mind mentality or living with a prostitute should read the “Meat Loaf posts and treasure every word.

I agree with your first two paragraphs but am confused as to why we are discussing hiring sex employees. Both you and I know this option does not exist in MGA without living here.

Xdred, is 24/7 pussy only possible in Nicaragua? I ask 'cause you wrote to come to Nicaragua.

24/7 pussy is available anywhere on earth if you have the money to “PAY” for it. MGA is not different in this regard.

“Chump change money mentality”

The more money you have, designer clothes and car etc. does not impress Nicaraguans as most would think. They actually resent and hate you because you have things that are very hard (impossible to obtain) here or in other third world countries.

Now on the other hand they will work unbelievably hard beyond belief to make you think they are in love so you will give them more money, buy a house or rent an apartment for them.. The deceit, deception regularly practiced here is at the highest mental level I have personally witnessed anywhere in the world. Let me explain this way. If an Alpha female hooker here in MGA fucks ten mongers seven will fall in love and become victims. This statistic only applies to the Alpha female however even with the normal prostitutes percentages are off the charts compared with Costa Rica or Colombia. I only work with the Alpha chicas and speak from what I witness on a daily basis with my live in situation. When you are sexually deprived in your home country strange events happen. Remember the hooker knows you won’t be here very long. They next things that happens is you suddenly find yourself at the Money Gram or Western Union office regularly sending them money which they laugh about while I fuck them and occupy their heart, mind and soul.

As to the danger factor here refer to many posts on the subject.

[Julio Frippo]

Having spent several great days in Managua with MeatLoaf as my friend and guide, I agree with Whole 9 that I experienced no danger or fright during my time cruising the honky tonks and cat houses. Did some of the places try to rip me off (unfamiliar with local money)? Yes, but where, including US large cities doesn't that occur? I hope to return to Managua again next year as the girls were nice and the pussy good and cheap. Whole 9, keeposting and I did respond to your message in the San Jose photo thread. Keep balling my friend!

[Meat Loaf]

I'd love to see an updated list of what places are available and how many they number. I remember a long time ago grando pollo posted such a list.

Is there a meatloaf list I can look at ? What I am trying to figure out is what are my options as a monger if I show up in managua and how much it would cost. Can I spend the day going from place to place like in quito or medellin or are there just a handful of places available at night.

Thank you for any advice. I've done el salvador and thought the sex was great. I've thought about nicaragua for awhile but I find central america to be a weird somewhat depressing part of latin america.

Hopefully the in fighting will stop and we will see more in depth reporting.

Thanks,

Artisttyp

First and foremost, I respect any ISG member who has 600+ posts under their belt. Grand Pollo has a few hundred.

Why don't you do some homework and read ISG Nicaragua thoroughly!

Do you want us to f*ck the girls for you too? I guesss this is why- laziness- some guys have to pay for p*ssy while others get paid by p*ssy.

I hope you don't consider this post "in-fighting?"

[Meat Loaf]

Whole Nine,

You are now talking my game. I do it everyday "all day and night".

You must be able to f*ck up to eight times per day without the aid of drugs. While they f*ck you for chump change their true desire is to return to my apartment as soon as possible to satisfy their womanly needs.

They feel nothing when you f*ck them. When a hooker truly profess love and is doing it for free (No Money Exchange) you have no idea of the depth and beauty of such a relationship.

Xdred

I hope you're not and do not write checks that your pecker cannot cash! 8 times per day, WOW.

When you have hookers offering and giving you their "goods and services" with no requirement of payment then you're accomplishing something. Boasting about how much or how little you pay a girl is not success, but failure. After all, you're so lame that you have to pay girls to undress before; allow you to take their photo; allow you to penetrate their mouth, vagina, and / or anus; and allow you to converse with her for up to one hour. Even worse, if you're traveling internationally for this purpose and / or attention. How lame is your life, and you, in your hometown?

I probe more vaginas than Tampax!

P.S. The majority of times when I write these posts, I'm receiving a BBBJCIM! The majority of times when you read ISG you have a bottle of Curel close by.

The Whole 9