Managua

[Grand Pollo]

Tickets from NYC will always be $700 or higher and closer to the holidays the more expensive. Remember the airlines have cut major percentages of their flights.

Flights to MGA have been cut a total of 0% on AA, DL, CO, TA, CM and MX, so well done making that absurd and baseless statement. They may have cut flights generally but the question is, to here? Nope.

[Grand Pollo]

I'm curious Xdred: What made you an expert on Nicaragua since you joined ISG on 05-08-08 at 1535 hours?

Everyone knows Grand Pollo is the self-appointed Nicaragua expert with more than one (1) trip to Nicaragua under his belt!

You obviously know dick-all about Xred. And he's here (so am I) and you , well you aren't are you?

[DougeFresh]

Just read your report from 6-16-08. Xdred is everything you said he is. He's cool like Cool Hand Luke and I consider him to be a subject matter expert on mongering in Central America. I got a kick out of reading it and the humor.

Second comment: I believe most post pictures , just to let the guys who haven't been here and are interested in coming, a very good reason too. The hot Chica's, and how pretty and exciting they are. In respect for her, the ones I took where cropped above the neck. In other words a photo is worth a 1,000 words. That's why I'm looking at going to Educador after a couple more trips to Managua, the photo's a senior member post and the reasonable pricing.

[Meat Loaf]

Article from "Hoy" newspaper on August 3, 2008.

Two (2) Americans, (a male of 68 years and a female of 54 years, ) escaped after being kidnapped in the wee-hours on Friday, August 1, 2008. They were staying at the Residencial Balcones de Majagual in San Juan del Sur.

The bandits broke into the home of the Gringos yielding guns! The criminals wanted Gringo money. They recieved two (2) laptop computers, the couple's wedding rings, and a Toyota Hilux pick-up truck.

The Gringos were placed into the pick-up as hostages. The crooks drove the pick-up recklessly through town, crassed-up the pick-up, and fled on foot. The Gringos remained behind fearful and wondering why did we come visit Nicaragua?

[Meat Loaf]

I'm curious Xdred: What made you an expert on Nicaragua since you joined ISG on 05-08-08 at 1535 hours?

Everyone knows Grand Pollo is the self-appointed Nicaragua expert with more than one (1) trip to Nicaragua under his belt!

[Meat Loaf]

Action exits in San Juan del Sur. Threre are three independent hookers that don't look bad and also a club at the end if the street with chicas available. Pricing is $10.00 per half and $20.00 for full hour. Be careful the club is in a bad area. Only take a cab. Do not go with locals you meet in the beach bars as they are are only intrested in robbing you. I generally take a chica from MGA and drive over. Nice beachfront hotel four star $80.00 per night.

The tickets will come down after all the summer travel vacations from Nicas who live in the US.

You guys are lame if you're sharing three (3) hookers on the scene.

[Meat Loaf]

Thinking about a winter trip down. One question. Are there any beach towns that also have P4P options? Or is it a bring your own from the city situation? I'm not looking for a Ho-town by the sea, like Sosua, just a nice few days beach scene where I can find some female companionship for a few $$. I'm well traveled and speak Spanish well, but have never been to Nicaragua.

Also, what is your experience with flight costs? They look very high roght now. Is there a history of them coming down as we reach the fall or is $700 what we should expect. I'm in the NY area.

Thanks for any help.

Tickets from NYC will always be $700 or higher and closer to the holidays the more expensive. Remember the airlines have cut major percentages of their flights.

[DougeFresh]

Wow, that's alot of money to fly. Go to Spiritair.com on net, the trip I took in July was a total of $160 roundtrip from atlanta. Also same sale from Fort Lauderdale which is their hub. They come out with the sales on Tuesday around 1 pm. Last week had it for $59 each way through November. Now of course it only for certain days not every day. But even if not on sale you can problary do better with them. Just checked the site, they do fly out of NY area. Enjoy the trip cause I know you will.

[Xdred]

Thinking about a winter trip down. One question. Are there any beach towns that also have P4P options? Or is it a bring your own from the city situation? I'm not looking for a Ho-town by the sea, like Sosua, just a nice few days beach scene where I can find some female companionship for a few $$. I'm well traveled and speak Spanish well, but have never been to Nicaragua.

Also, what is your experience with flight costs? They look very high roght now. Is there a history of them coming down as we reach the fall or is $700 what we should expect. I'm in the NY area.

Thanks for any help.

Action exits in San Juan del Sur. Threre are three independent hookers that don't look bad and also a club at the end if the street with chicas available. Pricing is $10.00 per half and $20.00 for full hour. Be careful the club is in a bad area. Only take a cab. Do not go with locals you meet in the beach bars as they are are only intrested in robbing you. I generally take a chica from MGA and drive over. Nice beachfront hotel four star $80.00 per night.

The tickets will come down after all the summer travel vacations from Nicas who live in the US.

[Papi Que Rico]

Thinking about a winter trip down. One question. Are there any beach towns that also have P4P options? Or is it a bring your own from the city situation? I'm not looking for a Ho-town by the sea, like Sosua, just a nice few days beach scene where I can find some female companionship for a few $$. I'm well traveled and speak Spanish well, but have never been to Nicaragua.

Also, what is your experience with flight costs? They look very high roght now. Is there a history of them coming down as we reach the fall or is $700 what we should expect. I'm in the NY area.

Thanks for any help.

[Meat Loaf]

The reason ISG members who visit MGA for extended periods or live here list Location A Location B etc. is due to the fact most of us do not visit places like Fenix, Goodtime and Diamond club on a regular basis. We have no reason due the the abundance of Chicas. We stay for the most part out of mainstream activity. After a while your will have built many relationships all waiting in various states. The cell phone contains enough contacts to keep pussy with you 24/7. When things are not good with the already known Nicas we visit the no name places or do the regular girls.

The reason locations are not listed is intended to be in your best intrest. If I were to post a non main stream locations and you get killed, robbed, it would be my post that was responsible. ISG members in country who know the scene have shared this with me

There is nothing wrong with the $20.00 per hour pussy here in the mainstream locations. It is great for mongers who stay a few days or week. If you are actually in country for a while, want to see the other side and don't want to pay for pussy by the hour there are members that will help. Before I forget some of us do not take pictures since there is no reason. We always have pussy.

Xdred,

What's your secret to keeping pussy by your side 24/7?

Is there hope for us?

Oh if we could only fill-up your condoms maybe we too would have pussy 24/7.

So true about those guys that take pictures. They're thinking about ISG posts and not the pussy-at-hand which is why they have to leave the country in search of pussy 'cause the pussy at home is not satisfied their impotence. Nor are the girls locally happy other than their "chump change money." I guess that just means more pussy for you Xdred!

[Xdred]

My experience in MGA was that the chicas always told me that it was my choice to use a condom or not. They did not care.

Riggo

My experience is a bit different. Some would offer BBBJ but insisted on condoms for fucking. Why so much discussion about condoms. It's your life and only you make the decision. If you value your health and life use a condom. If not just like in the casino take the chance.

I will be in country tomorrow if anyone wants to hook-up PM me.

[Riggo]

I have yet to have a BJ with condom insisted upon but for the rest, always.

My experience in MGA was that the chicas always told me that it was my choice to use a condom or not. They did not care.

Riggo

[Xdred]

"Xdred" is a cool USA guy that I enjoyed meeting, guiding him around Managua, and developing a friendship. This was his experience on day 7 of his trip socializing in a local, non-mainstream brothel.

"Xdred" is an adventureous mature individual. Everyday he chose to walk the streets solito (alone explore the slums, aka Nicaragua; and break bread with the locals. Had "Xdred" not possessed foreign experience on how to make friends with locals this story could have ended-up different.

As a visible tourist it was only a matter of time before the streets came calling. His daily entry into the barrio only meant one thing- he was going to the neighborhood brothel. The routine was becoming common knowledge among la gente (the people.) He was becoming a convient target and trophy.

"Xdred" entered the sector as he had done the previous six (6) days of his vacation. Dos ladrones (two thieves) sat at upon their motorcycle drinking a gaseosa (soft drink) when "Xdred" walked past them. Having assumed his destination as being the brothel the ladrones actually viewed him enter the brothel. To enter most brothels in Nicaragua the customer must be checked by metal detector; frisked by armed security; and all customers and workers are locked-in. Only the armed security guard can open the burglar gate to exit. At this particular brothel armed weapons possessed by the customers are present, but discrete. (ie. Concealed Carry Handgun permits exist in Nicaragua.) "Xdred" told me, Meat Loaf, that as he passed the ladrones they stated in accented English, "That's the guy I've been telling you about, " in reference to "Xdred. "

Not expecting to see "Xdred" at the brothel on Saturday, I was already working on my bottle of rum as I practiced my salsa dancing with the ladies. Witnessing "Xdred" arrive we exchange pleasantries for a few minutes before I adjourned to the bedroom to cure my "second girlfriend. " Having more shaft than an elevator she came in the cowgirl position and moaned caballo (horse d*ck.)

While I was curing her womanly needs "Xdred" sat among the 100% local customer-base. Having become a familiar face at this location through my introduction nobody molested (bothered) "Xdred" nor payed him any special attention. "Xdred" is searching for his own brothel or hang out and only using my location for educational purposes.

As I'm balls-deep in 'ol girl I hear accented, but gramatically correct English being spoken. Immediately I knew they were speaking to "Xdred. " The conversation was 100% anti-Gringo: "I use to live in the USA; my family lives in the USA; I served in the Marines; I'm back in Nicaragua, my country; what are you doing here; " and other words of preparation for an oncoming assault were spoken by the deportees. Fortunately, "Xdred" read my post days prior concerning these types of individuals and the anger they possess. This helped "Xdred" navigate the situation because the ladrone deportees went full-blown anti-Gringo 100% in English. "Xdred" trumped these cabrones by speaking Spanish.

The 100% capitalano (city resident) brothel became shocked and impressed when "Xdred" switched out of English, which was being spoken by the deportees to a Gringo, and into Spanish so all could understand. In Spanish, "Xdred" said some sh*t and everyone immediately stood alongside "Xdred. "

Armed security approached the deportees; the caja (cashier) secured her area behing burglar bars and bullet proof glass; the girls came running into the back for safety; and the customers continued drinking their adult beverages while being entertained. The bilingual, former USA residents were instructed to leave at gunpoint with no further tonterias o playto (bullsh*t) being said; just hatred in their eyes being directed towards "Xdred! "

I, Meat Loaf, was still working on load #2 with my "second girlfriend" during this episode and didn't know the danger "Xdred" was placed in. Finally, I fertilized her flower, showered, and we left the room in tandem. In the hallway the girls who had sought refuge were gossiping about the altercation. I overheard the laughter and went to the table where "Xdred" oversaw my bottle of rum. This courageous, non-timid mature Gringo, "Xdred, " told me about what transpired just minutes ealier. "Wow" was my response as I had a trago (drink I informed "Xdred" that he's an easy target due to visibility and at anytime things can get really dangerous for him with the blessing of the government! Little interest will be given by law enforcement because you're a Gringo. It's actually a negative.

"Xdred" informed me that he had to speak Spanish "in order to get the people (la gente) on his side. " Had "Xdred" not been able to communicate in Spanish the situation could have went anti-Gringo among all fourty (40) Nicaraguans. I, Meat Loaf, would have not been in peril since I no longer possess USA citizenship nor passport. (Bolivarian Movement is Real: Eradicating the influence of North America throughout Latin America.)

These two individuals entered the brothel looking for Gringo blood and possessions. For they didn't purchase ni bebida (not a drink) and attempted to open a barrel of whoop-ass immediately upon entrance. After about 30-minutes of story telling by "Xdred" he received a phone call and had to attend the meeting he had scheduled for 1400 hours. Curious on who the ladrone deportees were I walked the block with "Xdred" in search. I do know one neighborhood resident with three (3) strikes for armed violence, but wasn't able to locate him. "Xdred" and I exhausted our efforts and he boarded a taxi to his destination. I, Meat Loaf, returned to the brothel where everyone told me the story and how they were impressed by the strength of "Xdred. " They confessed that his association with me, Meat Loaf, liberated them to aide "Xdred" in the event something kicked-off.

Advice: This aint no joke, Nicaragua! If you have zero (0%) experience ultramar (overseas) in slums this aint for you. "Xdred" is seasoned ultramar and that education was valuable in him sqaushing this episode. Again, this is the #2 ghetto in the hemisphere of 33 countries which represents 2/7 of the world's continents. Only Haiti is worse!

"Xdred" passed his first unsolicited test beautifully and now he can wait for the second, third, and fourth through infinity "Gringo-check! " I was amazed to learn that "Xdred" extended his trip another week after this episode: Either "Xdred" has some balls, is foolish, or loves uncertainty in life and limb to have extended his trip.

Maybe "Grand Pollo" is right in regards to protection and the need to have armed bodyguards!

The reason ISG members who visit MGA for extended periods or live here list Location A Location B etc. is due to the fact most of us do not visit places like Fenix, Goodtime and Diamond club on a regular basis. We have no reason due the the abundance of Chicas. We stay for the most part out of mainstream activity. After a while your will have built many relationships all waiting in various states. The cell phone contains enough contacts to keep pussy with you 24/7. When things are not good with the already known Nicas we visit the no name places or do the regular girls.

The reason locations are not listed is intended to be in your best intrest. If I were to post a non main stream locations and you get killed, robbed, it would be my post that was responsible. ISG members in country who know the scene have shared this with me

There is nothing wrong with the $20.00 per hour pussy here in the mainstream locations. It is great for mongers who stay a few days or week. If you are actually in country for a while, want to see the other side and don't want to pay for pussy by the hour there are members that will help. Before I forget some of us do not take pictures since there is no reason. We always have pussy.

[DougeFresh]

Damm, sure is alot of anger on theses post. Do some pushups you will feel better. I'm looking forward to your strip club report. Starting to get withdrawals from my first trip last month. Come on November, hurry, please. P.s. One other thing, until you pay my yearly fee drop dead. Oh, and since you can't deal with my writing about some true facts - "I think you are Meatloaf" dumbass I was just agreeding with Whole 9 about Atlanta, and wrote a few comments. And why are you angry about being called Meat Loaf, anyone with a lick of sense can tell your post are much, much better and provide useful information. Just curious how much more did you pay for the uncover cuntmouth ? Hey, at least I posted some pictures and this was my first trip. Managua is heaven, $10 for a hot young Chica, I love my job - retired and happy as a bee One last comment (I hope) thanks too everyone with all the useful information from ISG, it was a great basic fountain for my trip and thanks again to Xdred, he is a great guy. Chow Chow.