Managua

[Meat Loaf]

When I would go there, there were many semi-pros on the first floor. You are right, it can be dangerous there.....twice when I was there with my buddies there were shootings, one inside, one outside. And one stabbing. We had to drive ourselves there because the taxi drivers wouldn't go there, they said it was too dangerous.

But again, I got a number of gems from there, and they were $20 a night or less.

Riggo

Where are you currently located Riggo?

[Riggo]

Semi-pros don't exist at that place. Everyone considers that area extremely dangerous. The girls are hardcore! It's in the middle of nowhere so if something jumps off (ie. Gunshots or a stabbing) you will have a long way to go for help.

That place is also rather dingy with drunks downstairs and hardcore hookers up stairs.

I would not recommend this place although I frequent the locale on occassion.

Again, everyone considers it extremely dangerous.

When I would go there, there were many semi-pros on the first floor. You are right, it can be dangerous there.....twice when I was there with my buddies there were shootings, one inside, one outside. And one stabbing. We had to drive ourselves there because the taxi drivers wouldn't go there, they said it was too dangerous.

But again, I got a number of gems from there, and they were $20 a night or less.

Riggo

[Meat Loaf]

Lucky you Meatloaf!

Enjoy while you can.

But yes I really enjoyed my one!

Here is a photo of the girl.

I'd knock the stuffin out of muffin! I've always liked my girls with some meat.

It's soft to lay upon and squeeze. That skinny stuff doesn't do much for me. And better yet a little kangaroo pouch is cool to hold onto from doggie style. A fat ass works well to bounce upon.

In summary, if she has a good personality and a vagina she might get "Loafed. "

How is it possible that your short visit to my territory yielded an addition to the photo gallery, but I can't post any pictures? How sorry am I?

[Nabradi]

Good Report Nabradi! And thank you for your contribution.

I never get amazed at the sexual appetite of you seasoned citizens.

I did realize recently that I should get as much poon as I'm capable 'cause one day I too will get older and my equipment may be compromised. Currently, I'm able to bust 7 loads per 24 hour period!

Lucky you Meatloaf!

Enjoy while you can.

But yes I really enjoyed my one!

Here is a photo of the girl.

[Meat Loaf]

Here is a belated report on my one day in Managua, which took place is February. Most of the time I was with my wife. But at the end 5 days by myself.

I came back to Managua from a four day soft adventure on the Rio San Juan, where I ate the freshest, best fish of my life, as well as fantastic river shrimp (3 huge ones for $12).

I speak decent Spanish, so Nicaragua is easy for me. I took a taxi from the airport and asked the driver to call the hotel I chose (from Lonely Planet) on his cellphone: El Conquistador in Martha Quezada district. Yes they had room.

I dropped a hint to my driver, and he right away recommended a chica he new. He assured me that she was good looking, and since he was to be my transport back to the airport the next day, I figured he would not get me a "dog". After calling her he handed me the cellphone. She asked $100 for 2 hours, but quickly came down to 50. The hotel was chica friendly, but charged $10 for having her in the room. That was OK.

Milagros (the name means miracles) arrived in time, which I appreciated because I took the little blue pill half hour before the agreed time. She told me that she came from Masaya with bus. She was rather more "meaty" than I like them (not fat though). But she had quite a lovely face and absolutely incredible smooth beautiful skin. So I was satisfied with her appearance. We did a bit of chatting, with kisses, that lead into DTK, and we started to undress each other. I asked her to take a shower with me and she obliged, but was not too active there, orotecting her hair and makeup. Nevertheless it was fun. Now, I am 68 years old, had prostate operation and even with viagra I am good for only one pop. So I hoped it would be a good one. She started to give me a very nice BBBJ which she kept up for quite a while. Finally I had to stop her, otherwise it would have been all over. Then I did some DATY and I have to say that her nice big pussy lips were tasty. The old solder calmed down but still hard, so I was ready to get in. She put on a condom and had a hard time, because Nica condoms are way too small. I don't think I am that large, but they barely fit.

Well, when it comes to Fk I am rather old fashioned. Many of you young mongers probably laugh, but I like best the good old missionary, and a variation with the girls leg all drawn up to her chest. And that what we did all the way. And I was pleased because her soft but not flabby body felt great, her skin silky and her pussy quite tight. It was yummy and went on for a time that made me feel younger than my age.

She cuddled and kissed me softly for a time afterward. But about 15 min short of the two hours she said that she has to go because the last bus to Masaya was leaving soon. I actually believed her. She let me take a photo too.

It was quite a nice end to my trip. The only sex I had in Nicaragua.

Good Report Nabradi! And thank you for your contribution.

I never get amazed at the sexual appetite of you seasoned citizens.

I did realize recently that I should get as much poon as I'm capable 'cause one day I too will get older and my equipment may be compromised. Currently, I'm able to bust 7 loads per 24 hour period!

Tequila is correct about his "love for a fellow monger" regardless of race, religion, creed, etcetera.

[Tequila]

Shark,

Regardless of you nationality, race, color or taste you still a monger bro. So here is a suggestion:

I had stayed a couple of times in a small hotel called " Casa Naranja" it is quite nice, about 20 meters away from Elite (expensive but reliable table dance) and is chica friendly (took there a girl that I met from Elite and spend all night without any additional charge.

The web site of this hotel is www.hotelcasanaranja.com, it is quite affordable (about US$60 with breakfast and internet included). Be sure to ask for room #2 (it is the nicer) and they can also take care of your transportation (they usually send somebody to pick me up at the airport)

Enjoy the lady and please post her info, I travel quite often to Managua and always looking for good options.

BTW, was in San Salvador a couple of weeks ago and went to couple of places, this chica house to mentioned is Casa del Sol, please post some recommendations about San Salvador.

Salud!

T

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[Noguera]

Shark

No one seems to have given you any help. The Supreme Court is located on Caraterra Norte which is the main drag going out to the airport. Actually, if you can find a decent hotel near Bello Horizonte that should be only a 3-4 minute cab ride from the supreme court. Sorry, I don't know hotels in this part of managua. The barrios around the Supreme Court are not dangerous at all.

Best of luck.

[Shark]

Explain to us how it's possible for you to be an American son of a Canadian and a Salvadorean?

If you're chasing an international hooker than you need some mental help!

Want to know how? Maybe it's because my parents lived in the US all the time, that's how I was born there, grew up there, and roght now I'm planning to die there and by there I mean the US.

Don't know if it is clear enough for you?

Need another explanation? Let me know.

[BlackSultan]

You need to clean your PM Black Sultan. I know what Black is, but what is a Sultan?

No Senor. The scene is not worth it!

Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Peru, Brazil, Mexico, DR, and Argentina are worth trips. Nicaragua is not worth the trip or relocation!

Ill clean out my pm's. Thanks bro.

But come on. Are you holding back?? Are you trying to keep all that Nicaraguan pussy to yourself??? LOL

Blacksultan was my name given to me by my frat brothers when I pledged my frat in college.

[Nabradi]

Here is a belated report on my one day in Managua, which took place is February. Most of the time I was with my wife. But at the end 5 days by myself.

I came back to Managua from a four day soft adventure on the Rio San Juan, where I ate the freshest, best fish of my life, as well as fantastic river shrimp (3 huge ones for $12).

I speak decent Spanish, so Nicaragua is easy for me. I took a taxi from the airport and asked the driver to call the hotel I chose (from Lonely Planet) on his cellphone: El Conquistador in Martha Quezada district. Yes they had room.

I dropped a hint to my driver, and he right away recommended a chica he new. He assured me that she was good looking, and since he was to be my transport back to the airport the next day, I figured he would not get me a "dog". After calling her he handed me the cellphone. She asked $100 for 2 hours, but quickly came down to 50. The hotel was chica friendly, but charged $10 for having her in the room. That was OK.

Milagros (the name means miracles) arrived in time, which I appreciated because I took the little blue pill half hour before the agreed time. She told me that she came from Masaya with bus. She was rather more "meaty" than I like them (not fat though). But she had quite a lovely face and absolutely incredible smooth beautiful skin. So I was satisfied with her appearance. We did a bit of chatting, with kisses, that lead into DTK, and we started to undress each other. I asked her to take a shower with me and she obliged, but was not too active there, orotecting her hair and makeup. Nevertheless it was fun. Now, I am 68 years old, had prostate operation and even with viagra I am good for only one pop. So I hoped it would be a good one. She started to give me a very nice BBBJ which she kept up for quite a while. Finally I had to stop her, otherwise it would have been all over. Then I did some DATY and I have to say that her nice big pussy lips were tasty. The old solder calmed down but still hard, so I was ready to get in. She put on a condom and had a hard time, because Nica condoms are way too small. I don't think I am that large, but they barely fit.

Well, when it comes to Fk I am rather old fashioned. Many of you young mongers probably laugh, but I like best the good old missionary, and a variation with the girls leg all drawn up to her chest. And that what we did all the way. And I was pleased because her soft but not flabby body felt great, her skin silky and her pussy quite tight. It was yummy and went on for a time that made me feel younger than my age.

She cuddled and kissed me softly for a time afterward. But about 15 min short of the two hours she said that she has to go because the last bus to Masaya was leaving soon. I actually believed her. She let me take a photo too.

It was quite a nice end to my trip. The only sex I had in Nicaragua.

[Meat Loaf]

she's a hooker not for the money, but for the sex! of course the money does not hurt either. i make this analysis based upon her attitude towards my proposition for employment; her emjoyment in being my employee last year; and her reputation as a neighborhood sl*t from peers. she does have love for based upon her giving me a gift last week and expressing her lack of interest in fighting with other b*tches for me and her desire to be my amanate (mistress.)

wanting to hit some fresh, non-comtaminated by prior sex, p*ssy i arrive at the brothel at 9 a. m.

while many a man chase non-pros, date non-pros, and hope for the chance to get some sex from the non-pro after lots of money has been spent, i choose an alternative route. after all, what if the p*ssy is lame then what will you? normally you will accept her lame ass sex, but not me. instead, i choose to test the p*ssy first from the perspective of quality control: iso 9000 is the uniform process of quality control where standardized traits are required for an individual product. in women this quality control is manifest in (1) blowjob capabilities, intensity, and admiration; (2) the appearance of the p*ssy with hair; (3) the texture of the p*ssy meat; (4)the stamina of the p*ssy to endure several sessions daily; and (5) the body being easily manuevered during sex. if these five (5) standardized traits are not met than it will be rejected within five (5) sexual encounters of meat loaf.

i want that ass in my house everyday like last year. she has some good p*ssy and can suck a vicious d*ck at the drop of a zipper! so i went into salesman mode.

like most hookers she has problems with honesty. why do i say such? 'cause the ho* hustled me for chump change last year and got madd when i kept asking about it! why do i say such? 'cause last year the ho* tried to hustle me for an abortion, told me she received the abortion, and then i hear she had a new baby. the latter was verified by that sweet tittie milk on saturday. my mentality: i don't give a f*ck as long as you can f*ck. we aint getting married and i aint lookin' for someone to share a mortgage with, credit card payments with, and all of that other jazz. i'm lookin' for some good p*ssy to put on the pill or shot and bang out 7 times daily!

there i am conversing with some buddies about me needing a new attorney of which he is. she walks into the brothel looking cute! (i spend more time at the brothel than the girls.) i tell her i want some p*ssy and she replies of course. after my glass of rum we enter the room. (why these hoes are commenting upon my drinking comsumption is beyond me. i don't comment on how many d*cks they take per day while i consume these beverages. it must be that irish in my blood.)

we enter the room, but only after she exhibits much affection for me by adjusting my shirt, laying her head upon my lap, rubbing the tape of my neck, and other signs of attraction. (the day prior i had broke-in the 22 year old with braids and everyone was laughing about the girl being scared and sore.) i don't know if this was in her thoughts, but she showed me much love.

not wasting anytime we start f*cking! that p*ssy looks good and cute. nicely trimmed hair. a fat cat. and much passion. some good and thick meat. i crush that p*ssy dumping a load within her jaws. she loved it as i have known for years. she blew my trumpet afterwards in the shower.

session #2 occurred a few hours later. with no panties underneath her skirt we entered the room. curious on who i've been f*cking and what everyone is talking about, she inquired about the other girls i've written about. i told her about those girls and our exploits. she included her locuras (crazy sh*t) within the bunch and had the courage to call me loco (crazy.) after 15-minutes of talking and her disclosing in confidence that all the girls want me to be their boyfriend / husband / man / etcetera i gained curiosity. i disclosed that the only reason is that i have more money than bill gates. she said no, it's cause you're meat loaf using my isg sobrenombre (nickname.)

i crushed that p*ssy again for another hour. immediately afterwards i departed the brothel to sleep and she inquired if i was to return later that afternoon. no se (i don't know.)

on sunday i sent her a text message on how that p*ssy is the bomb and i want to hit it three (3) times per day as last year. again, she said no.

today is monday and i'm about to leave for the brothel and more f*ckin' and more conversation. i was there all day and she didn't show up to work. everyone was talking about how she enjoyed her time with meat loaf. i'll go say what's up to her today (tuesday.)

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[Xdred]

Certainly there are no raving posts on this or other sites suggesting MGA as a premier type mongering destination. Certainly disappointment could occur quickly if comparing to Costa Rica, Colombia or even El Salvador. I certainly would not go unless curious or well nothing else to do or if a young guy on vacation seeking fun excitement in a land of exotic chicas.

Now why would one that has been around consider such a destination? To start with US$10.00 30m sessions and certainly no shortage of brothels in which to play your hand. Having been in most of the other central American countries this is just another stop. The hunting is cheap and mistakes light on the wallet.

Looking forward to game with the non smiling, greedy, bad attitude chica nicas.

[Meat Loaf]

So are you saying don't come down to Nicaragua to visit the country, experience the culture, and fuck hoes??? That the scene is not worth the trip?? What gives?? The reason why I ask is because I have been reading your funny and informative stuff for a while and Managua seems very interesting (I guess it is way that you write). Just curious.

You need to clean your PM Black Sultan. I know what Black is, but what is a Sultan?

No Senor. The scene is not worth it!

Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Peru, Brazil, Mexico, DR, and Argentina are worth trips. Nicaragua is not worth the trip or relocation!

[BlackSultan]

So are you saying don't come down to Nicaragua to visit the country, experience the culture, and fuck hoes??? That the scene is not worth the trip?? What gives?? The reason why I ask is because I have been reading your funny and informative stuff for a while and Managua seems very interesting (I guess it is way that you write). Just curious.

[Meat Loaf]

I use drugs! I use viagra 100mg and destroy wombs like Hiroshima. Doped-up for two (2) days with viagra I've been providing my direct-foreign investment.

I'm sorry "J Europe, " but I can't concentrate without getting p*ssy 3 to 7 times daily and with easy availability. Every since the drama of last week forced my live-in to get fired I've been sleeping alone. I've been on the prowl for a new live-in.

Fact: Like most d*ck, most p*ssy is lame! One must kiss many frogs in search of something decent not to mention good, and not to mention with the stamina for my sexual appetite.

It's so much cheaper to have sex-employees than pay-per-session. I've been hitting the street in search of a new b*tch and believe you me, it's a full-time job. I can't even concentrate on my job duties during business hours.

My normal spot was lame and I was in no mood to speak Spanish. I switched-up locations just 'cause I needed the physical exercise. (I'm waiting for my old employee until Monday.)

So I go to this spot I frequented hardcore last year and built-up a huge reputation. These girls gossip more than Entertainment Tonight.

The broad in particular never experienced vaginal sex with me so I wanted something I could pound on. With 2-days of viagra running through my system I needed someone that could handle (take) some meat. That skinny sh*t most of you guys are fascinated with can't take that much meat especially if they don't like having sex. Knowing this fact, I needed a female with some meat.

With Dominican-looking features I called her over to my table. She asked why I was consuming a gaseosa (soda pop) and not my normal beer or rum. I replied that I was there for business and wanted 1-hour with her to start. My strategy was to bang four (4) girls in succession. To the room we went.

Last year, I had her co-worker in lust with me and that same b*tch started cock-blocking. These girls get jealous real quick! Using a Spanish word from a different country I told the jealous girl that she was floja (lazy, ) but in Nicaraguan slang it means a loose-and-sloppy p*ssy with no fealing (floja.) Making this statement within a brothel in the presence of patrons and hookers caused the jealous girl to blow-up. The b*tch lunged at me to fight, got a few shots in, and was restrained. Later she was lying in wake around the bathroom corner and jumped me again. Evidently, this caused her to loose attraction for me. Too bad 'cause she was cute, but on some bullsh*t.

So the Dominican-looking girl was her main buddy and this memory still is within earshot. This is the backdrop to our relationship.

We enter the room and derobe. I begin to squeeze that meat as if I'm the president of an NFL team at the combines. She told me to calm down. I replied I'm gonna break your spine. She grabs the jimmie-hat and places it upon my Meat Loaf via oral skills. With half-a-dick I enter the womb and grow about half-a-foot. She comments, "Gran Turco" (Big D*ck.) She opens her eyes wider than Nancy Grace. I excavate her as if I'm Haliburton looking for oil in Iraq.

We sweat-up a Hurricane Katrina. I pound that ass hard. She asked me why I was so possessed. I told her this is the real deal and I know she's been wanting it. I attack that p*ssy with precision in my stroke and in every direction. She learned her lesson and hopefully is talking to the other girls about Meat Loaf. She served her purpose in helping me build my reputation as I search for new employees.

Strategy: Deliver USDA Grade A beef; let the girls talk; deliver more beef to the girls who are curious; evaluate the girls performance; and finally offer employment to girl with the best p*ssy. Erections "By Any Means Necessary! "

In summary, the p*ssy was no good, but the body is. Maybe if she had attraction for me beyond my swole pockets or wasn't prostituting for survival the p*ssy would be Dynomite. But it's just a polvo (nutt.) And that's her purpose based upon participation and requesting more money to suck her milk free titties (tetas.) I'll stop by today to hear what she's talking about to the other girls. This particular location is fascinated by Meat Loaf's personality and friendship.