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05-12-08 07:48 #570
Posts: 2149Disclaimer: Don't Get Fooled by My Stories
In the best interest of all ISG Managua readers and admirers of Meat Loaf tales I must disclose that my writing style may create the misperception that you too can rack-up wh*res in Nicaragua. Years on the stroll and having what the girls are looking for (ie. this Meat Loaf trophy) makes me successful.
Don't get fooled into thinking that Nicaragua is a prostitution haven because it is not. There is a reason nobody every posted much information on this country until I appeared!
Although I enjoy the compliments lent by others, my success is a direct reflection of time invested living in these brothels. My early years of experience living in brothels provides me with a good understanding of the scene.
For guaranteed success and a well-rounded existence Nicaragua is not the place to be.
Again, don't get fooled by my stories into believing you too can accomplish such Meat Loaf feats. Instead, visit or relocate to countries with a proven track record of success.
Thanks for the encouragement.
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05-12-08 07:33 #569
Posts: 2149It Doesn't Add Up
Originally Posted by Shark
If you're chasing an international hooker than you need some mental help!
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05-12-08 07:30 #568
Posts: 2149Originally Posted by Riggo
That place is also rather dingy with drunks downstairs and hardcore hookers up stairs.
I would not recommend this place although I frequent the locale on occassion.
Again, everyone considers it extremely dangerous.
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05-12-08 07:29 #567
Posts: 32I need to find a hotel near the metrocentro area (don't know why she told me it would be better one in that area) and has to be one that allow girls to stay for the night.
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05-12-08 04:41 #566
Posts: 41Next visit
Hello, how are you doing, well first of all I'm shark an American son of an Canadian and a Salvadorean, well about a year ago I met a girl from Nicaragua working in a "girl house" in El Salvador, and she became my regular and then she visited my house and had long hours of sex (including videos ad photos) she became "my girlfriend" suddenly a few weeks ago, she called me and said that she has to leave to Managua for an emergency and gave me her phone number, I called her a few days ago and said she will be available for me when I arrived there so I'm asking for your help, I need to find a hotel near the metrocentro area (don't know why she told me it would be better one in that area) and has to be one that allow girls to stay for the night, I promise you photos of this girl she said she lives near the supreme court or something like that. If she agrees I will give you her phone number well I hope you can help me.
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05-12-08 02:50 #565
Posts: 101Polankos
Loaf,
Have you ever been to Polankos and and tried out any of the semi-pros? When I worked down there a few years ago, that's where I would hang out, and I was very successful.
Riggo
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05-11-08 17:04 #564
Posts: 2149Funny Story: Jocelyn (Perla)
So I'm at the bar a few months ago and am conversing with this girl from last year. She's asking me how the scene is at other brothels. I tell her the truth which is the life prostituting sucks everywhere. She volleys that she's making big money at her current location. I ask how much? She discloses. I calculate the figure via long division. I respond, "that's like 25 dicks in a week. " She replies don't be rude with such a statement.
Either she's lying about her success in selling p*ssy or I'm correct with how many dicks she's taking per week.
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05-10-08 13:56 #563
Posts: 214922 Year Old w/ Braids
Yesterday I decided to break-in some p*ssy so I rented this 22 year old w/ braids and a skinny body. My meat wasn't working after drinking 3 bottles of rum and playing dominoes with the fellas at the brothel. Nonetheless I tried. My performance was mediocre and I did shoot a load. Wanting to really bust this girl in I went to the farmacy and bought the pill. I returned and she was scared. She complained that her body hurt. I told the the owner and pimped her. We went into the room for another 1-hour session. She was bullsh*tting. I got frustrated. She ran from the room. I looked around for the normal wh*respects, but everyone was gone. I went looking for La Chela y La Morena but they were not at work. I returned home with some stiff wood.
Agenda for today starting in two hours is to bust open four (4) girls at the brothel including my old employee from last year. I drinking lots of water and trying to maintain my energy. None of the current crop of girls have been with me except two and one has been cock-blocking hard. The other is cool, sucks a mean d*ck, and has some deep and juicy guts that I really enjoyed beating-up three (3) times a day until she tried to scam me for an abortion.
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05-09-08 12:24 #562
Posts: 2149About Time Somebody Else Wrote Something
After months of dominating this board I am glad to see you guys writing something!
It's amazing that Julio Frippo, a cool ass senior citizaen, had to give you the confidence to write something anonymously.
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05-08-08 19:36 #561
Posts: 3Originally Posted by Julio Frippo
I contacted ML and provided a contact number so we could try coordinating a brief tour. Hopefully he will
Julio, based on your intel I may actually know where Fenix is. I just never knew its name. Thank you for that.
ML, There is a whole community of Nicaraguans in Miami. Most of us there ARE US Citizens and bilingual for the most part. The funny thing is that I know all about the scene in S Florida and in Nicaragua I am almost as bad as any tourist. It is a shame to admit it I know but I am trying to change that.
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05-08-08 14:36 #560
Posts: 15ELnica
See my response on the other website. Even though you are a native of NIC, I suggest you PM Meat Loaf and monger with him. As I posted earler, he knows every mongering place in the city and I'm sure he would be glad to go with you.
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05-08-08 13:46 #559
Posts: 2149Originally Posted by ElNica
ElNica, contact me so I can show you around.
These places have phone numbers yes, but you can't f*ck a girl on the phone so what's the point. If you want phone sex wait until you get back to the USA.
On Saturday at 2 p.m. I will be mongering with my 70 year old running buddy.
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05-08-08 06:19 #558
Posts: 3Nice report
Originally Posted by Julio Frippo
ML,
I hope you don't mind at least providing the numbers for the casas in Managua.
I will be here until Monday before heading back to Miami.
Regards
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05-07-08 17:15 #557
Posts: 2149"Gringo Envy" Surfaces Once Again
On Saturday I offered that lame-ass 30 year old "All P*ssy" girl a job just because I needed a live-in replacement quick after Friday's drama.
Sometime last week I sent out a broadcast text message to all the wh*res in my cellphone directory: "Quien tiene mas reales que Meat Loaf? A nadie! " (Who has more money than Meat Loaf? Nobody! ) In mongering the monger must be bi-lingual. The monger must speak his native tongue in addition to wh*re speak: Money is the language of wh*res and is mandatory for effective communication. The broadcast fax was received with enthusiasm and served its purpose in sparking interest in Meat Loaf.
As she sat on my lap within ear-shot of the owner she professed on how I didn't give her hardly any money the night before. She then went on a tirate of "Anti-Gringo" nature. Caution: At anytime anti-Gringo sentiment can take over and place the Gringo in danger. This volatility is present throughout society especially since the government (law enforcement) is anti-Gringo. It is this mentality that make Gringo existence in Nicaragua a dangerous (liberty and property) endeavor!
"Anti-Gringo" sentiment is when your presence is marginalized to one of financial exploitation or citizenship anamous. Years of television viewing and other marketing ploys creates a perception of North America that may be true, but is tremendously exaggerated. "Gringo Envy" will always surface when discontent, frustration, or any other excuse is needed or a victim victimized.
While endulging in adult beverages on Monday afternoon the other hookers congregated around "All P*ssy" to ask her how is Meat Loaf since she's spent the night at my home several times (3.) Of course, she had to be a cock-block and make negative statements based upon the girls turning around to look at me. Feeling the stare of 16 eye balls afixed upon one Meat Loaf I knew that b*tch was talking sh*t. Discretely I sent her a text message telling her to shut up (callate! ) She received the phone call, read the message, and ended the "hen session. "
What could she have possibly been saying that was negative about Meat Loaf? That I am cheap (pinche) because when I asked her how much she wanted she had no figure in mind. Or maybe, that I banged her four (4) times in a 9 hour period. Or maybe, that I didn't give her all the money I had 'cause she never told me price. (I'm not a rude individual, but if you're in sales (business) shouldn't you know the suggested retail price? And if you don't then it appears to me that the goods being sold are listed at auction price. Her only problem was that I was the only bidder.) I paid her, out of compassion, the same price as the previous time. Never did she barter so shame on her.
Mintues later I sat beside her after watching her receive numerous rejections from other patrons of the male gender. (I never kick a wounded dogg.) We discussed on why she was "telling all" to the other girls and she said that it's open game for discussion. I arose and told her to quiet that noise and that it was her fault for not telling me a number: The next time I break you in I suggest you talk more! She replied that there will be no next time and I volleyed that there will be a next time if I choose to f*ck her again. The look of hate was transmitted from her eyes.
On Tuesday night she sent me a text message asking if I was at home so she could provide some home delivery. I telephoned her back that I had someone else in my bed and for her to get in line (hace la cola.) She hung-up but only after calling me a zorro (sl*t.)
Although I may bang up to five (5) women per week, how does that make me a zorro when the girls need to bang up to five (5) per day to eat? Hypocracy. And the proof is that if I wanted to bang them, they too will "drop 'dem draws, " which at such time makes them a zorra by association.
I know, this is too much logic for a prostitute to ponder!
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05-07-08 08:39 #556
Posts: 52Originally Posted by Julio Frippo
Nothing beats having a fellow monger with a good altitude to show another fellow monger the ropes as it cuts your learning the lay of the land down to nil.
Great report Julio!