Managua

[Meat Loaf]

Just got word that I will be heading to NIC for work. Will be staying at the Hilton Princess for a week. Does anyone know that place or how close it is to good places to pick up chicas for the night. Got lot of travel in Panama and Bogata, so I know the deal, just need to be pointed in the right direction. Anyone have any problems bringing ladies to the hotel?

Thanks, will post when I get back.

You'll be close to the university (UCA) and Metro Centro mall.

All the strip clubs in that area are USA-priced. Carretera Masaya which is in the area is street walker central.

I don't know anything when it comes to hotels.

[Fat Fax]

Just got word that I will be heading to NIC for work. Will be staying at the Hilton Princess for a week. Does anyone know that place or how close it is to good places to pick up chicas for the night. Got lot of travel in Panama and Bogata, so I know the deal, just need to be pointed in the right direction. Anyone have any problems bringing ladies to the hotel?

Thanks, will post when I get back.

[Meat Loaf]

I passed Both Caribean Morena and Fenix and they had no cars parked and a lots of construction material (boards, wooden, piled up). Both looked closed for some long time. Are these places closed or only such getting repaired or something like that?

Grand Pollo can you please let us know about Caribean Morena?

Fenix is still open!

[Riggo]

"Dy-no-mite!" While most are repressing their sexual urges, like Elliot Spitzer, Meat Loaf is fully embracing his lustful desires.

My "girlfriend" doesn't "trip" or perform in a jealous manner when I look at new pieces of ass of the street; on the television; or walking in front of house. In fact, she reiterated that within my house she's the one-and-only; but outside my home she is #1, but not the only one!

While most of you guys are sneeking (mispelled) overseas or in USA crackhead neighborhoods to monger so your wife won't find out, I'm being honest. Unfortunately for the above gentlemen, this deceit is what causes their downfalls and dramatically changes lives whereas transparency in romance qualifies your counterpart.

My honest intentions and frank discussion with my "girlfriend" has enabled me to acquire more p*ssy because the aroma of vagina oozes from my pours and other females, just like sharks to blood, swarm upon me.

What more could a man ask for? Answer: More "girlfriends" like her!

Meat Loaf

I guess the differences are that (1) she is not your wife, she is your girlfriend, and (2) she is an ex-hooker.

[Meat Loaf]

Ladrillo

Did you get my PM with my e-mail address? If you want a couple of shots of the sweet young thing we discussed, send me an e- and I will forward them to you. Then you can decide your interest level and we can workout an introduction.

Damn, she was fine Noguera! If that's just a sample of what you're hittin', DAMN!

I have no words just salivation.

[Ganon]

I passed Both Caribean Morena and Fenix and they had no cars parked and a lots of construction material (boards, wooden, piled up). Both looked closed for some long time. Are these places closed or only such getting repaired or something like that?

[Noguera]

Ladrillo

Did you get my PM with my e-mail address? If you want a couple of shots of the sweet young thing we discussed, send me an e- and I will forward them to you. Then you can decide your interest level and we can workout an introduction.

[Meat Loaf]

"Dy-no-mite!" While most are repressing their sexual urges, like Elliot Spitzer, Meat Loaf is fully embracing his lustful desires.

My "girlfriend" doesn't "trip" or perform in a jealous manner when I look at new pieces of ass of the street; on the television; or walking in front of house. In fact, she reiterated that within my house she's the one-and-only; but outside my home she is #1, but not the only one!

While most of you guys are sneeking (mispelled) overseas or in USA crackhead neighborhoods to monger so your wife won't find out, I'm being honest. Unfortunately for the above gentlemen, this deceit is what causes their downfalls and dramatically changes lives whereas transparency in romance qualifies your counterpart.

My honest intentions and frank discussion with my "girlfriend" has enabled me to acquire more p*ssy because the aroma of vagina oozes from my pours and other females, just like sharks to blood, swarm upon me.

What more could a man ask for? Answer: More "girlfriends" like her!

Meat Loaf

[Meat Loaf]

Oh my God, this sh*t is cool! Who would have thought that Hugh Hefner's "pussy-model" works. They don't teach you this growing-up. Nor do they teach you money management concerning dating / romance / marriage / p*ssy. And they say no child left behind: Millions of men left behind is more accurate. The blind leading the sheep.

Yesterday, I bought the viagra, but to no avail, and banged the 20-year old shooting 2 loads. The days of me shooting uzi clips are gone.

So, I was calling my "girlfriend" more than a teenage-girl giggles, but only out of lonliness. Understand: Every hour she's not in my sight is the potentiality that she may revert back to habits of past, although she assures me that's not a possibility. I'm playing with fire, yes, but it's cheaper; more transparent; and more honest than the majority of marriages. No offense.

She told me that the brothel called her and told her I banged four (4) of her former co-workers on Friday night. Normally I would have, but only banged two (2.) Since they are player-haters we expected that to occur. Since they are loosing money we expected that as well.

My "girlfriend" and I have over 9-months of "dating" and have already established the separation between relationship and sex. After all, I'm able to deliver quality Meat Loaf to her due to practice and training. I consider my stroke-skill an art, not science, and with the help of brothel employees I'm able to master my craft. NFL wives expect their husbands to practice in preparation for Sunday and that big paycheck as well, right. Same here!

In summary, she returned last night and we resumed our life together with zero (0%) jealousy, envy, nor anamous.

How great is this? Lesson learned: My plan of living with three (3) sex-employees is possible and almost a reality.

Tambien si se puede (You can do it too.)

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[Meat Loaf]

You disappoint me.

Five times a day? What kind of average is that?

Yeah I know. The past three times I've bought viagra don't help either. And I can't replenish the bank account of sperm 'casue she jumps on me harder than Hulk Hogan

I hate to say it, but I might need some help from some of you ISG guys: Call in the reliever or second-string and let the MVP grab some bench.

[Chinchuliar]

deep penetration; and vaginal bliss three to seven times daily.

You disappoint me.

Five times a day? What kind of average is that?

[Meat Loaf]

Criminals are caught by their habits and mistakes. Adulterers are caught by their mistakes and tattle-tales. Mongers are known by their vice: Within North America mongers are exposed by arrest and public record. I too am a creature of habit and f*cking new women or aiding their pursuit of capital is my M.O.

Since I have a piece of live-in with me I'm taken care of. It's been three (3) weeks of oral jubilation; deep penetration; and vaginal bliss three to seven times daily. Unfortunately to say, I find myself missing the hunt: Buying Latin American "pros" is like shooting fish in a barrel.

My sex-employee is paid handsomely and of course wants to eliminate any competition. Recognizing that she needed a break, I sent her home (her mom's house) for the weekend. She knew I was gonna' get some strokin' done, but just requested that I play safe and not bring any girls back to the bed we share. The other two bedrooms are still vacant in search of additional occupants.

Being that I "pulled" her from a brothel and all her co-workers know she's at my house enabled her to receive a phone call as to my whereabouts.

I found myself asking for permission to bang some of her former co-workers and she graciously said yes! So I banged two!

We had a discussion weeks prior about my intentions to bang other girls and still maintain the relationship we have together. She was sad, but said it was fine. Understand: She is not allowed to share her body with anyone, but Meat Loaf. If she does and I find out, she's fired! And the huge benefits she's reaping will be forever gone.

Her compensation package is one of dreams: Guaranteed weekly salary valued at 500% per capita income; employer-paid health care to keep my coochie clean; wardrobe allowance; entertainment allowance; university tuition paid; and the compansionship of Meat Loaf and his professional global exposure. In return, I receive exceptional domestic service and her assistance in corporate affairs. (I don't know if I'm a fool or what, but I'll spend this money chasing ass anyway. So I justify the expense as foreign direct investment. Needless to say, her family (mother and daughters) love her employer. Officially my title has changed to boyfriend.)

So I recognized a new girl in the brothel with huge tits, but no pepperonis (mispelled.) A phat cat too. She just began work yesterday and I was to be her first client. Shy, tiimid, and soft spoken was this lovely flower and gentle were my words. 19 years of age never really intrigued me, but was her youth. (In fact, I enjoy banging "vets" 40, 50, and 60 years of age, so keep your grandmothers within sight. For this reason I do miss the USA divorced market.) In search of tuition for the semester beginning Sunday was her motive for prostition. And she's pursuing a degree in finance which is my profession of 20 years plus. (Any girl with a head on her shoulders most certainly can rest her head on my lap.)

After I called my "girlfriend" to get permission, I took the 19 year old into the room. Her body is kind of whack, but p*ssy is p*ssy and she has a cute face and hair. She enjoyed the loaf although I was operating at 50% efficiency. I vowed to return on Saturday when they open the doors to pound her thoroughly. So I offered the girl an "internship" in finance with my company. She was thrilled at the offer. It would be fun for me too and also hit the books as a community service. (Always looking to help the community, Meat Loaf.) And I can bang her at will as Clinton, Inc., so kindly taught us!

After I banged the 19 year old I bought some time from my 20 year old stellar. Her breast milk is delicious! Her womb is wet and warm! Her body is very flexible! And she has a great personality and class about herself. I shot a big one because with her I had 85% efficiency: She can turn a wet noodle into filet mignon by the scent of her womanhood. Again, I will return on Saturday and bang her.

Agenda for Saturday: Purchase some new eyeware so I can see what I'm buying; purchase some viagra so I can have confidence in what I'm delivering; purchase four (4) hours of sex with these two ladies; and call my "girlfriend" so we can "curl-up" and have a Blockbuster Video night.

My "girlfriend" requested that I not bang her co-workers, but find some new brothel to frequent so those b*tches won't be gossiping and calling her cellphone about who I'm bangin'. And I couldn't even do that-- "Creatures of Habit!"

Meat Loaf

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[Permanent Damage]

From a recent post by Meatloaf....

..."I was on load #2 when the mother-of-four knocked on the door stating that two girls were at my front-door demanding their panties and skirt be returned. What two girls, la chela y la morena was my question. After about 5-minutes I arose from the p*ssy, grabbed the panties and skirt and delivered them through the front gate. Furious were la chela y la morena. I should have been the upset person since these two girls were making a scene by screaming for their clothes"....

Your writing style and your acute sense of how and when to deliver the goods are priceless! You are a master at providing vivid visual imagery. I am always inspired by, and frequently have a good laugh when, reading your posts.


Thanks for sharing,

Permanent Damage

[Chinchuliar]

Verily thou art the world's greatest lover.

[Meat Loaf]

(I'm catching-up on my stories as of late. This episode happened about four weeks ago)

Since I had just moved into a new house, I didn't have my previous laundry-lady available. Well actually, she over-charged me one-time and I vowed never to use her services again. So I was back on the street looking for a new laundry-lady. (Laundry in Nicaragua is performed by hand. Laundry machines are not common nor do I want to encourage USA ammenities.)

I went into one of the brothels I've been frequenting as of late and sparked some conversation with a usual wh*respect. Just because these girls are available for sex at a price does not mean they do not want to perform other occupational services for a fee. Therefore, I mentioned that I had some laundry that needed to be done and she kindly accepted. (Strategy: Get the pro into the home to perform laundry services and afterwards slam some Meat Loaf into her. Always pay after both services afterwards that way she'll be thinking about the extra money for the sex and spread the legs in kind.)

She arrived at my home around 6 p. M. She immediately asked where the clothes were and the laundry area. She changed from her pants, blouse, and heels into my long t-shirt and sandles. She began attacking those dirty threads of cloth.

Enjoying this "good life, " I turned on some music, bought a beer, and sat back watching her launder mi ropa. It was a beautiful sight watching her brown skin glisten with sweat and soap suds. Looking at those legs from heel to buttocks drove me crazy. Imagining me stroking her from the back while she continued to wash my clothes was the thought running through my mind. As a result of lust, I arose and groped her from behind: Kissing her neck, caressing her breasts, squeezing her ass, grinding my Meat Loaf against her bum were all par for the course.

After an hour of washing my clothes she finished and I was ready to thank her for such a fine job. Bringing her into my arms, I walked her from the laundry area into the master bedroom. She was easy to penetrate since all she was wearing was a t-shirt and panties. Away they went and we began f*ckin'!

I banged her for as long as I could and invited her to return the following day to assist me in looking for office space, which to my surprise she did. After looking for the office space we f*cked again.

Our relationship dissolved soon after for the simple fact that she didn't want to get f*cked all day long (3 or 4 times per day.) Result, today I have a new laundry lady who enjoys her duties!