Managua

[Grand Pollo]

Morena is open in two spots - one a restaurant mostly for locals with dancing at night and firls from her casa, and one a casa in Cd. Jardin which I will try to see if I can. She only charges me C$400 though I suspect that if she sees casual tourists willing to pay US$50 then she just might.

I haven't been near CC yet but I would like info on the place apparently across the street, like which direction, e.g. which street.

[Member #4167]

By the way the buses that go from city to city are very cheap and very fast (the expresses). The only problem is they cram you in - that I felt like a sardine. You can pay $3 and go to a city several hours away. the buses are safe as taxis.

[Member #4167]

Welcome Back, Gran Pollo,

Caribean Morena has closed

Caribean Morena has closed - this is a good thing The jefa / administrivadora / madam was very rude to me. The 3 girls eran feas.

Cueto Club is easier financially

Cueto Club. I wasnt in there that long to be an expert, but it seemed it has a bunch of old chubbies. .I got out of there fast. Good Times is better.

With manners, decent dress and deportment , good Spanish and a smile you will get hit on even if you are twice as old by girls who are average pretty girls who want to try someone with a chance of an opportunity .

Yes, I agree this is important. I believe I have all three. My spanish not the greatest, I'll admit. This is further complicated by the fact that Nica spanish is very different from spain spanish. Still I managed to go all over the country.

I smiled at alot of normal Chicas Nicas. I didnt get very many return smiles. I just didnt get a good vibe that the normal Chicas Nicas wanted to hook up with me.

It is different for you as you live there, so you have a longer time to let your presence sink in.

Welcome Back, Gran Pollo, You were sorely missed

[Meat Loaf]

Welcome Back buddie, everyone missed you including myself. Your last post mentioning "other than Meat Loaf" will not be taken personally. I look forward to reading your future posts "Grand Pollo. " And remember, I moved from Managua to Cd. Panama so you're the "on-site Nicaragua expert" again. Please take care of these mongers, but I'll be looking over your shoulder. Welcome back "Grand Pollo."

[Grand Pollo]

I read the last few posts other than Meat Loafs.

Claudia II is still open except Sundays. I visit every time there , last time was mid October.

Several that had opened in August that were quite good all closed after the ads were cancelled due to the VIP Peppers issue.

Caribean Morena has closed and opened a new "hotelito" in Cd. Jardin that is a subtle way of saying a casa without it being a casa. The client is renting a room for an hour like an autohotel and arrangements with a girl wel, that is his friend not a casa employee. She also opened a bar/restaurant closer to Centro Commercial which has OK food. No girls though. Well for some there is a way to use a special room and the waitresses but generally no.

Vale Todo I (in Lezscano) is a place to talk to the strippers and arrange dates during the day offsite. Vs. paying on premises for whatever which is too expensive. They earn about $1.50 of a $8 drink - give them 30 pesos to talk to you instead - they earn more and you save 75%. They will gladly meet you offsite next day for maybe 500 for a 3 hour session in an autohotel. I spent a lot of time with two different VT strippers on a daytime schedule - they'd come to the hotel from noon to 7 p.m. for C$400 and some TV then go to work.

Cueto Club is easier financially with paying the salida and negotiating with the girl. Last I heard the salida was 375. Plus how well you can haggle. At least they are all strippers so you can see what they have before you make an offer. I have an acquaintance who loves CC and takes out the girls all night after spending a lot of time there getting drunk and groping them all. He has taken 3 girls out of there, two of whom were cousins (different days, not at once).

Salvadoreno II is the biggest bar I have ever seen. They are indifferent to gringos. Cheap beer for blue collar workers. You can do the waitresses for 1/2 hour for C$130 which is cheap. Looking at the waitresses it not that cheap. During the day the bar is extremely hot inside.

Claudia I is very hit and miss but I seem to find a fit one or two whenever I go in there out of maybe 4-6 in total.

The place mentioned across the street from CC is new to me and I will have a look next week when I am there.

I have met quite a few girls from Amigos.com and a classified ad I placed in El Nuevo Diario. You must have Spanish, post a realistic photo and send out more than a few messages but they respond. If you are in your 40's going for 18-20 is not as successful as 24-29 age range. 24 -29 year old girls with jobs are a great deal and are no shrinking violets in bed.

I got picked up by a girl at Hospital Metripolitano who was doing the EKG on me for a cardiac stress test (they have a great full physical for US$450 which does the gamut). I am not that great shape or young and she was doing all the EKG stickies on my chest and with two buttons undone on her blouse gave a great view.

She just asked me if I was seeing anyone and if I'd like to see her after she got off work. Nice girl , pretty had a good hospital job, not a bad opportunity to pursue.

With manners, decent dress and deportment , good Spanish and a smile you will get hit on even if you are twice as old by girls who are average pretty girls who want to try someone with a chance of an opportunity .

[Meat Loaf]

Dittos to WaterBoy and Meatloaf comments--trying to contact women online on several sites without any success whatsoever for the last couple of months.

Some countries are better than others, with Nicaragua being one of the worse.

But contacting chavas online is only good if you're going to be in there country for the love-making. Good Countries: Mexico, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia (I don't know this is possible since most people don't have computers, but a lot of listings exist probably from the mail-order companies,) Chile, Argentina, and Brazil.

Basically, your countries with money, relatively speaking.

[Meat Loaf]

So true, so true

I posted some comments in General Info Forum.

Thank You for your help.

Viva Sandino!

I bought a "FSLN" hat and wore it around the city as a Gringo and everyone was so impressed and thankful. "Anti-Capitalista? " No, I"m a capitalist, but I'm glad you took control of your country via democratic elections versus the USA-backed dictatorship which lasted 40 years.

"Water Boy, ' how long have you spent in MGA or how many times have you been there? You're a quick study!

[Fillychaser]

Dittos to WaterBoy and Meatloaf comments--trying to contact women online on several sites without any success whatsoever for the last couple of months.

[Member #4167]

So true, so true

I posted some comments in General Info Forum.

Thank You for your help.

Viva Sandino !

[Member #4167]

It's a total waste of time! For more insights into the Chica Nica read the General Info thread for what me and my friends observed.

Gracias.

I will read the Gen Info thread !

[Meat Loaf]

So what you are saying then is this: In advance of my trip, I shouldnt even try to meet normal Nicas online, and chat them up, with the idea towards bedding them. It is a total waste of my time?

Yeah, I tried that and it was a total waste of time. First, Nicas don't know how to use a computer. I met two girls on line over 8 months: the first wanted to leave Nicaragua, had her passport ready, and was sad about getting deported from Guatemala. Not what I was looking for. She was strictly a booty call, but not worth the hassle. The second Nica was bullshittin' on meeting face-to-face so I stopped with her.

It's a total waste of time! For more insights into the Chica Nica read the General Info thread for what me and my friends observed.

[Member #4167]

Chicas Nicas will not respond. It's very difficult to pick-up normal Nicas.

All of my foreign friends of all races had zero (0%) success, but sure, you can buy sex all day long. Chicas Nicas are stupid in this regard. If they don't know you through the friendship / family network, then you'll get nowhere.

So what you are saying then is this: In advance of my trip, I shouldnt even try to meet normal Nicas online, and chat them up, with the idea towards bedding them. It is a total waste of my time?

[Member #4167]

Meat Loaf,

I have been told to use the online dating sites to meet and chat with normal Nicas. I was told that this is a good way to line up normal nicas in advance, so that I can have a fun visit.

Is this approach a waste of time? Should I just stick to putas in the casas?

[Meat Loaf]

Don Meat Loaf:

An attractive idea. Of course every GF I have gotten in a 3rd world country has tended to drive off other chicas or threw a fit when I wanted to pursue a little variety.

YEs, I know that I am the Don of Mi Casa. And that I pay all the bills. I am an employer so therefore I can set the rules. No chica likes competition.

Are the live in Nica open to this kind of sharing arrangement?

If you found the employee at a brothel, what does she think is going-on?

My first employee, Carolina, was a great worker who had children to tend at night. Therefore, her schedule was 10 a. M. Until 6 p. M. , Monday. Saturday.

She received free lunch everyday. She lasted for 5 months, but got greedy with the money, started trying to work part-time, and got fired. She also provided me with "gofer" services.

My third employee was great as well. She was 100% live-in. My second employee was lazy and got fired.

"Water Boy, " we're not talking about GF. We're talking about prostitution on salary. Instead of her waiting around all day for someone to choose her, she can choose to be your employee and receive a weekly salary. Truth-be-told most prostitutes, especially in Nicaragua make zero money, except in their prime for a while. They'll lie and claim to earn 6, 000 Cordoba ($300 Dollars) per month, but don't believe it. If you wanted to be foolish and attempt to justify this quote then they have to split the earnings with the shop, of course. The far majority of MGA hookers would love $150 guaranteed per month. After all, the salary for minimum wage is $80 per month.

"Water Boy, " go to the brothels and speak with the girls. Try and find one who is living in the brothel. Ask how much she makes per month. She'll have a hard time calculating a figure. Then offer her your salary. When you want other action go to the brothel or bring them back home. Remember, with the strategy / job you are the pimp and thus determine how you manage you staff. Personally, I'd fuck every last employee at my brothel as part of the requirement if I were the owner.

All of the MGA hookers knew of my employment opportunities and said it was a good price and fair deal. I received many girls offering their services to me. I also provide free birth-control shot monthly as to not get set-up with the "pregnancy" angle.

Sex Ep=mployee:

I've taken girls from Rahim, Casa 14 / Claudias, Good Time.

(With me the owners know I've taken an employee, but don't really care.

I still go to the businesses to drink and buy new talent.)

My friend has taken girls from Caribbean Morena, Good Time and the street.

My friend has take girls from Vale Todo.

[Meat Loaf]

gracias, meat, to me seems a bit pricey for mga. plus the $25 upcharge attempt would cause this miserly mongerer to go into a fit of rage.
sl sur is out.

honestly, that's your best option and it's comfortable with high-speed internet.

you may be able to refuse that $25 attempt, but that will depend on your spanish.