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10-27-07 14:38 #418
Posts: 2149Originally Posted by Water Boy
Since I'm a young guy nobody every tries to challenge physically, my perception about safety maybe tainted.
$30 is too poor for me. Hell, I'm a professional that has a masters degree and speaks three languages. (Laughing as I type.) You're more authentic that I.
Keep up the hard work "Water Boy!"
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10-27-07 01:48 #417
Posts: 518What up with Salvadoreno? Claudias?
I heard tiny bit about Salvadoreno club. What up with Salvadoreno? Any good reviews?
As for Cueto Club, I was wrong about the barrio. Thank you for correcting me. It is not in Lezcano.
Also my driver said there is a new club near Cueto Club. It is pretty good. Anybody here of this? Is this bullcaca?
May try Claudias again tonite they had some cute girls. Maybe it was an off nite. Thank you guys for setting me straight with the barrio sitrep.
Am I going to the RIGHT Claudia's? A non descript house on a side street? Basically a private house. Is this the right Claudias?
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10-27-07 01:36 #416
Posts: 518Club good times and the barrio question.
Yes it may be true that the guide books say Barrio Lezcano is reasonbaly safe and Barrio dimitri is considered dangerous.
Thank you for letting me know about Barrio Lezcanao.
I feel safer in Club Fenix which is in Barrio dimitri than in Barrio Lezcano.
So yes, I have a weird perception.
In fact Balonia has some really dangerous parts yet Hotel El Con is located there. However El Con is located in a supersafe zone.
So really it depends on which particular part of the barrio you are in.
At home, I go to the worst parts of town to ppursue the hobby. In Nica, I am a stranger in a strange land. So I prefer supersafe places.
As for Good Times that place is a dump. . I was only in their for 3 seconds. Some big bellied Nica latched on to me. Not my cup of tea. Waaaay too downscale for me
I would suggest to everyone to avoid Good Times.
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10-27-07 01:25 #415
Posts: 518Safety and Response to Noguera and MEat Loaf
Originally Posted by Meat Loaf
I ride with the Nicas and eat in hovels with dirt on the floor. I have been in some really nasty places where the rent is $30 per month. I talk a passable spanish. have talked to many Nicas. They nearly all say that MGA is a dangerous place. True, MGA IS safer than other LA cities. Still to the Nica, MGA is a very dangerous place.
There are safe barrios and bad barrios.
Dont be telling people that the entire city is safe. This is irresponsible on your part. Totally irresponsible.
And yes. If you read MY REPORT. I am mongering.
Thank you very much
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10-26-07 07:04 #414
Posts: 37Looking for partner in crime
Coming to MGA November 15 and am looking for some backup. Plan on staying at the Almendro. Get back to me on this forum if you have any interest in a couple of drinks and some mongering.
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10-26-07 05:24 #413
Posts: 10I "heart" Managua
I loved this thread! I have been to. I think. Every strip bar in managua. At elast 3/4 of the MP and have tasted the delights of the SW's on carr. Masaya, and in front of Plaza inte an yes. Yes. Have even picked up a SW near el estadio at 3 AM for a nearly toothless BBBJ! YEAH! Seriously I love Managua.comedores on every corner, fritangarias on many porches! And the chicas.
I personally have founf that Plaza de las Americas has some very nice single moms who are surprised when a gringo comes in. Politeness. Decent spanish, no shorts. Dress like a casual date. Dockers and a guayavera. Be wise. And you could end up with the beauty I live with now. Who, by the way lets me bring the girls home so we can play together. Q le vayan bien!
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10-25-07 14:22 #412
Posts: 2149Originally Posted by Riggo
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10-24-07 22:56 #411
Posts: 101Polonco
I have been in Polonco many times, and taken home numerous women. I personally have never had a problem in there. However, one time a fight between locals broke out, and the place cleared out, except for my buddies and me. Another time, somebody outside shot a gun into the place. They didn't hit anybody, but again, the place cleared out again, except for my buddies and me.
Riggo
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10-24-07 13:41 #410
Posts: 2149Apologies
Water Boy,
Apologies are extended in advance if my last post seemed rude or aggressive.
That was not my intention.
Sincerely,
Meat Loaf
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10-24-07 13:37 #409
Posts: 2149Originally Posted by Noguera
I like that photo. She' my new screen saver.
Water Boy,
Get real! If you want ambiance stay in the USA. Don't travel America Latina with your same USA standards. That's not why we're in America Latina to compare our expectations, but to live like Kings! Besides, what do you expect when you're buying sex for $8. $11 per lay, Beverly Hills. Heidi Fleiss is back in business though.
It sounds like you may want to wait for "Grand Pollo" to get active again on the message board and tour you around the next time he returns from the USA to Nicaragua 'cause you're sounding a little timid.
In my opinion, Managua is super safe. I lived there for 8 months and never saw a street fight or even anything close. I hung out in nice and bad neighborhoods, but then again, I blend in with the populace.compared to Mexican violence, Managua is safe. The police don't do anything, but direct traffic.
I lived (San Luis Sur) 3 minutes away from Cuento Club, Salvadoreno #2, and Good Times and never had any problem walking the streets from 0000 to 2400. The neighborhood is as safe as your USA barrio. I paid a lot for rent there too.
I walked to Vale Todo from my old Linda Vista house as well with no problem. My Gringo neighbor who can't speak Spanish one lick walked those blocks as well.
True Noguera, Polanco is in an ugly neighborhood and I would be a little more prepared when walking those blocks, but never had a problem either.
I liked Cuento Club, but they charge too much.
Water Boy, aint nobody gonna' stick you up. After all, you're driving or taking a taxi to those locations, right. Furthermore, there's a universal unwritten code: If you want to really get yourself fucked-up with the police, courts, and jail time; rob a USA tourist, especially one that's white. Assuming you are white. Hell, if you did get robbed and told the police, they might take you to a safe cat house, buy you a piece, wait for you, and drive you back to your hotel. That's your USA tourist value.
Additionally, everyone in Managua knows that prostitution is big 'cause it's a job to earn money to eat!
Stop reading reports and start mongering. Then again, if you don't that's just more for me!
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10-24-07 03:28 #408
Posts: 362Monseñor Lezcano
Originally Posted by Water Boy
Regarding Claudia’s … YMMV. Attached is a sweet young thing I met/did there and she was an incredible lot of fun. I have had great experiences here.
Now I do agree with you regarding Cueto Club. It is a dump and the girls are not very good looking (chub-lettes). Not really a bad part of town though. Again, I have friends that only live 50 meters from Cueto Club and their place is very Nica-middle class. Cueto Club is no where near Vale Todo and is not in barrio Monseñor Lezcano. It is a good 20 minutes away by car.
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10-22-07 06:36 #407
Posts: 518Part III The Hotel El Conquistador y Streetwalkers
Side Note About MGA
MGA will never be invaded by a foreign power. This is because MGA has the worst road system and the worst numbering system in the universe.
There are very few road names. There are no house numbers. The address is expressed as a function of distance from a particular landmark. If the landmark moves, (like a bank) then you're screwed.
The address starts with the barrio. Very important. Also could start with a rotunda.
Example for Hotel El Conquistador, the address is
Hotel El Conquistador
Barrio Bolonia, BDF Beatriz, 1 Cuadro Abajo, 0 varas (could be a few varas)
Tel 011-505 222 4789 . Do not use their phone number on their website. I tried it and doesnt work from the USA.
The form is Neighborhood, LAndmark, So Many Blocks in a certain direction, Then so many varas. I think a vara is like a yard
As long as BDF does not move then the Hotel will still get its mail.
BDF is a Banco by the way.
Hotel El Conquistador, a Review
It is in Barrio Bolonia, one side of the barrio is a horrid and unsafe ghetto. The Hotel itself is in a quiet and safe part of the barrio. There is literally a guard on every street corner in the surround.
The price is right 57.50/nite plus impuesta. Free internet. The only caveat with the internet is you will use the worse keyboard known to man. All the punctuation is mislabelled. They serve an awesome free breakfast. The immediate surrounding neighborhood is safe a few blocks in a three of the directions. IT is conveniently located across from the Crown Plaza hotel and a very nice mall. The staff is supercool. I asked about the guest freindly policy. They were cold on the idea of me bringing back a chica. They said OK perhaps for a LITTLE BIT of time. but not all nite. I didnt test this policy.
My shower head was broken. No hot water. Most of the water shot out the side onto the floor. Light was busted. This is not a Holiday Inn express.
Street walkers do frequent this neighborhood, mostly on the main drag. Friday nite I was accosted by a street hooker who rubbed my crotch with one hand and tried to take out my wallet with the other hand. El Gran Pollo was right, never trust a street walker.
WINDOW SHOPPING - HOW TO FIND A SW AND NEVER LEAVE THE HOTEL
They hang out in a little plaza right next to the hotel. You can go in the internet room and look out window and get one. Very convenient. Slection is minimal, and not always one there.
Eats
The mall across the plaza has a food court. The same food as in the USA. You can also get a temporary cell phone in the mall for C325 and also make long distance calls to the USA unlimited time for 45 Cordobas. (third floor)
Some cute girls in the mall. Didnt get any eye contact returned. No vibe.
Eats - Recommended
El Grillito is one block up the street Outdoor cafe. Great eats. some local action, mostly Nicas Ricas.
Other Hotels
Hotel Naranja is off of Carretera Masaya, near the Chinese Embassy. This is a quaint little place, much classier and quainter than Hotel El Con. Price is 75. They speak english there. Very professional staff. Free internet. Very nice neighborhood, very upscale. Didnt stay there, but I know it would be nice. Actually it is quite romantic.
Hotel El Conquistador,
Barrio Bolonia, BDF Beatriz, 1 Cuadro Abajo
Tel 011-505 222 4789
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10-22-07 06:22 #406
Posts: 2149Originally Posted by Noguera
That's funny about "El Arbole" (a tree that doesn't exist.) That's better than "Can't see the forest because of the trees."
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10-22-07 05:56 #405
Posts: 518Trip Report Part II (Barrio Lezcano) Vale Todo and GoodTimes
sorry that this trip report is in reverse chronological order and in three parts.
saturday i went to barrio lezcano. this barrio is kind of far and is imho in a bad part of town. i was really seeking to find claudias.
part ia, vale todo
vale todo is somewhat a dump and is in a badish part of town in barrio lezcano.
i stopped in. it was not really open yet. just a plain dumpy looking strip club. one girl and she was nothing special. i asked directions to claudias. no one had heard of it. however the following day on sunday (trip report part i) - they knew where it was.
the vibe and atmospher led me to believe that vale todo is not a good place. there are far better and nicer strip clubs on carretera masaya. this place is too far and in a bad part of town.
part iia, good times
good times is on the main drag in barrio lez. there is a casa del sexo on every corner here. my taxista took me to goodtimes. it is near cueto club i believe. i went in for ten seconds. bad idea. too much of a rough local crowd. i got a bad vibe instantly. a chubby nica with a big old flabby belly latched on to me. i exited good times with her attached. the taxista understood and pried her away from me. i escaped with my cordobas intact.
conclusion. you will not have a good time at good times.
also if cueto club is in this area, i am not sure if i would go there. i heard from a reliable source (a drunk at another bar) that the price was c800 at cueto club. the advantage of cueto club he said was that the girls do everything, swallow cum, [CodeWord101]. anal is c1000.
so i went to club fenix. see part iii
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10-22-07 05:39 #404
Posts: 518Partial Trip Report. Part 1 Claudias I y Claudias II
Claudias, This in is a non descript house on a non descript side street. There is no neon sign outside. There are bars on the front door, as with every casa. IT is really a private house converted into a brothel.
Take my opinion with a grain of salt, I came 7ish on Sunday nite. Probably the worse time.
Two girls both yng 20s. Both very cute. One was especially cute. Price quoted was C300 for 1 hour. Not bad.
I asked about Claudia II. The cajera said it was closed. This could have been a lie to keep my cordobas there. Anyway, I wasn't about to go walking down the street at nite to find out.
Does anyone know if CLAUDIA II is closed?
Decor was dumpy. No music. I was the only client. There was a broken beer bottle with shards of glass on the floor. Apparantly they were too lazy to pick it up.
As I Said both girls were cute, esp one. However they acted as if they could care less if I were there. It was the end of the day. They were both bored and lazy.
This place gave me a bad vibe. There was zero ennthusiasm among the chicas. This was NOT a party place that nite. They led me to believe that they would just lay in the sack with the same lack of zeal. One seemed particularly attached to a bowl of frijoles y arroz. If I brought her in the back room she probably would have insisted that she bring her dinner with her and eat it while a sessioned with her.
They should really put a TV on the ceiling to give these bored girls. So they can just lay there like a corpse and watch TV while you are screwing them. W
I didn't get a good vibe. My next problem, exiting. This is a street where few Taxi cabs go past the door, so when you exit you have to walk half a block. Fortunately the boyfreind of the cajera gave me a ride. He got a flat tire and I exited at a busy esquina and made it to my old standby, Club Fenix.
I do not reccomend going to claudias at nite. Frankly I don't recommend going to claudias at all. It is not a professionally run place.