Managua

[Meat Loaf]

Some "squares" believe that their female significant other has not, does not, nor would she exchange p*ssy for payment (P4P) and I contend everyone needs faith, especially when facing tough realities.

So, I’m working within my office and a neighborhood "non-pro" girl stops by to visit. This is customary and invited. We talked while I worked and I heard the topic of money leave her mouth. Something in the realm of doctor’s visit and needing 100 Cordobas (US $5. 50.) Of course, after months of residing in Nicaragua I’m tired, worn-out, of people asking for money all the time and have taken a stiff "No Tolerance" policy!

As customary I went for the goods and she gave them to me. Not really wanting to make lust, but rather make money, I had zero stamina for the session and called it quits after about 15 minutes of effort. Not knowing if she had intended to re-ask me for the 100 Cordo after my orgasm or if she was just mentioning it in passing, but I suppose a price tag was attached. Nonetheless, I gave her $0.

In conclusion, does every Chica Nica offer P4P? I say yes, especially when real-life expenses arise. And for those "squares" they’re paying through the nose and being rationed on the p*ssy portion of thier P4P.

[Stevewxly]

Myself and wingman will be visiting Managua for the first time in about 2 weeks. We need information on a few decent hotels:

Would like to find a hotel that would be: inexpensive; safe; clean; private bath; AC; and nica friendly without any extra fees to bring a gal back to your room.

Our budget would be in the $ 20.00 per night range, and we would want separate rooms. A swimming pool would be a nice, but not necessary.

Recommendations please ?????

Thanks, Steve

[Meat Loaf]

Although I’m a long and strong 32 years old it’s been a long-time since I’ve has to work for the "kitty kat. " The last time was September 2006 when I resided in Mexico City and spent 1-month romancing my then girlfriend, Irma. Prior to that effort I can’t remember such a laborious feat.

Then: Irma "non-pro, " age 34, and Meat Loaf dated for a month attending various restaurants, futbol matches, and cultural events. One evening Irma and I were walking around el Parque Mexicano getting amorous. Being the great salesperson I am, I was able to convince her that spending the night at my house was in her best interest due to crime. She agreed.

So we started out conversing on the sofa and her disclosing jealous tendencies. (In one ear and out the other.) In a show of strength I carried back into the bedroom for my trophy to awarded due to the long work I had endured for 1-month. Of course, she started bullshitin’! I utilized my sales tactics, but kept getting the run around when it came to getting down. Then finally, about 30 minutes before I was to permanently dismiss her, my voiced: " I want some pus*y! Give-up the pus*y and stop bullshitin’! We gonna’ f*ck, now pull them pants down! " Like always, she was turned-on by my emotional displace of truly wanting her and gave up the goods. We laid in bed for the next 2 days f*ckin’.

Now: I have this 21-year old "non-pro" deep brown neighbor who’s grown an attraction for me. I can’t blame her. Anyway, she’s been coming to my house, but always with her sister or friend present to facilitate cock-blocking. Last week, I told her I wanted to have sex with her and let’s start bangin’. She resisted, played hard-to-get, and other games constantly thwarting my physical efforts, but the mental imagery has been planted within her mind. For the past few days it’s been more and more of me telling her that I want to bone and need some good meat like she has. Well, yesterday she stopped by and got kind of frisky dry-humping, grabbing Meat Loaf, passionate kissing. So reciprocate by pulling those pants down. She didn’t mind and let me penetrate that "Sweet Meat! " But only for a few strokes and then stopped. She took a bite from the Meat Loaf, but didn’t eat her entire meal. She provided me with a beverage of dry breast milk and hair pie.

Having already experienced her sweet nectar it’s just a matter of time before I plant seeds with no expectation of reaping what will be sowed. But the moral of this detail is how hard I’m having to work and patience required with a youth playing "coochie games. " I too play games, but they’re called "Cock Tales. " So I’ll knock-it out the box sometime this week and report the details of exercise of effort.

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[Meat Loaf]

I was Cd. Jardin a while ago ago at that place with the Tona banner on the street, la cocteleria. See $200 for 1-hour. Feeling pretty buzzed I began walking from Cd. Jardin to Bello Horizonte so I could sober-up for more adult beverage consumption and to get non-pro action.

As I got near the street where Migracion is, I noticed a chica crossing the street by herself. Despite the constant rejection that's given my Chica Nicas when approached on the street, I spoke anyway. "Vos que haces al fueda soltera. Hay cabrones. " (Translation: Hey you, what are doing outside all by yourself. There are some bad guys around.) She replied, "Trabajando. " (Transalation: Working.) I almost sh*t myself; my ears perked up like a hunting dog; andmy mind went to instant monger mode. I told her to come over towards me. She was walking in the direction of "that other" brothel located about 10 blocks al sur from Migracion, but I knew she wasn't going there to work, but to catch SW action.

She approached and we talked. She looked about 21 years old due to her skinny frame. I told her I wanted some action, but only had see $40 on me. Of course, I was holding more, but one can't change a stack of see $500s. She thought about it for about4 seconds and said ok. Wow, I was thrown-aback. Never in my whole life have I ever gotten a prostitute for US $2. Yeah, I converted the price real quick 'cause it got me more excited about her acceptance.

Since we were both on foot we needed a location outside or within a hotel, but no hotels exist in this area. Little did I know that she's a real outdoor pro 'cause we walked to the Shell gas station on la calle principal de Cd. Jardin. Immediately entering the parking lot one attendant shouted to her "no, no, you have to ask the manager. " Damn, I aint gonna' pay him was my silent response. She knew what she was doing and I don't know when she was going to do him, the manager, but he told her to go behind the shed near the moving trucks. Wow, what great service for US $2.

She began to give me BBBJ, but my excitement would allow me to finish. She stayed on the meat loaf for a good 15 minutes while maintaining a squatting position. I tried to ram the Meat Loaf down her throat, but I couldn't concentrate due to my voyeuristic tendencies. So, I took out a condom from my wallet and told her I want her "flor de mujer. " (Transalation: A woman's flower.) Hence, she pulled down her blue jeans and I penetrated from the back while we both stood-up. For balance she held onto the chain link fence which further protected the shed from "ladrones. " (Translation: Thieves.)

Her womb was so tender, young, and skinny. She didn't have that pelvic area meat I'm accustomed to from women with kids so I knew this was some "fresh meat. " I banger her for about 10 minutes and called it off. Hell, she had worked for 30 minutes at the price of US $2. We pulled our pants up and went our separate ways.

To this day I'm searching for a womb similar to hers: skinny, tight, and small. Some refer to this style as "All Pussy, " cause there is no flesh stopping you from hitting all that pussy. " US $2.

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[Meat Loaf]

Advice stands, don't assume every cantina with a beer sign is a suitable place to hit on girls or ask for girls if you are a gringo. be careful and don't offend people.

Gents take this 'advice" very carefully and with a large grain of salt.

Not a good place for fiction since there are a bunch of decent guys needing advice based on facts from experience.

Hello Grand Pollo and "Sex Tourists,"

I was reading this last post of yours and wanted to inform the board viewers that I forgot some of you may not be residents, but 1-week "sex tourists." If that's the case then some of the information Grand Pollo wrote in this post is true: (1) Monthly salary of US $85 - $165 for a sex-employee may not apply to you. (2) Tona banners may not be the smart thing for you to rely upon if you don't how to do it. I personally walk the streets; ride a motorcycle; or take the bus throughout neighborhoods in search of new *****houses. (3) I visit all kinds of *****houses and only return to those I like due to their ambiance, pricing, and friendliness offered by the staff. It's safe to say I'm rather popular around town, make friends quickly and easily, and blend-in among the populace.

Hence, my style and available time for Managua Mongering may not be conducive for the 1-week visitor. I frequent various locations for various purposes (ie. music, quiet, scouting, business opportunities, etcetera.) P4P is not always my objective. Different mongerers have different turn-ons and for those that like added adventure or a more localized interaction you may choose to follow my advice while others may choose Grand Pollo's advice. But remember: I live here without a "chofer," although I could buy one for under US $150 and I don't have a "armed-bodyguard," although I could buy one for US $150 per month respectively.

Thank you gentleman, enjoy your time here, and happy Managua Mongering.

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[Meat Loaf]

So I intended to return back to work today since the holiday had past yesterday, but I knew better. After mongering all Labor Day I was still excited and half-drunk so things were in slow-motion. Then suddenly, at the right I might ad, I received a phone call. One of my amigas called to let me know her sister was in need of money; you know, a job. As a business owner I'm always looking for talented new help and offered her the opportunity to gain.

Sexy! Granted, I use to bang sister #1 on the regular and even spent several nights with her. I recall her style of BBBJ and that super-tight and small vagina she possesses. What's cool about it is that she knows I'm a "Super Mongerer" that bangs all women deep and long. In fact, she's passed out from the Meat Loaf as well. Nonetheless, sister #1 told her sister I was packing the "Big Bat, " yet my style is one of romance.

So I bought sister #2 breakfast; talked with her so she could become comfortable; joked with sister #1; and tried to make it not appear that sister #1 was pimping out sister #2. When they offered two-for-one, a threesome, I declined for the simple fact that it's sister #2's first-time and I wanted her to know how the Meat Loaf is without distraction. Granted I'm gonna bang both in a threesome maybe tonight or tomorrow, but sometime this week for sure.

So, sister #2 and I go bang! It must run in the family this small vagina trait 'cause I didn't think I would fit. I had a hard-time inserting my index finger! Just like her sister.

By the way sister #1 is 30 years old and sister #2 is 24 years of age.

I banged sister #2 for a few hours like I do all women; gave her three orgasms; offered her a job, just she wants US $200 monthly and I typically US $165; received her phone number; will call her after this post; and planned a weekend trip to Leon for this Saturday.

Sister #1 asked if I liked her sister and I responded thank you. So we'll see what happens with this sister #2 being my full-time sex employee starting tomorrow, with weekly paydays on Friday, or if she'll just call me when in need of money. By the way, I only spent $700 Cordo for this experience.

Some Family Business. P.S. It's becoming normal place that sisters pimp one another out to me when in need of money. This is the third time this has happened to me in Nicaragua.

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[Meat Loaf]

Let's try this one more time. Where/what is Rahim? Meat ... you said it is a nickname. For where? Which casa?

Sorry Senor, "Rahim, " the name of the owner: (location: Puente Lareynaga, 2 cuadras abajo, 3. 5 cuadras al sur, white door next to mechanic shop.) Hours 9 a. M.. 9 p. M. ; cost $150 Cordo for 30-minutes; $500 Cordo for 2-hours. Weekdays are best since it's a daytime spot. See you there, I'm the person with the biggest mouth and the most money!

[Noguera]

Let's try this one more time. Where/what is Rahim? Meat ... you said it is a nickname. For where? Which casa?

[Fantasy]

I am in church on Sundays at 10. But thanks for the very inviting offer!!

[Meat Loaf]

Hey Meathead,

1. I really don't know you, so it would not be fair to say that you are probably full of shit. But I will say it anyway.

2. Many here call me an asshole

3. I am only commenting because someone might actually believe your advice of knocking on casa doors displaying beer signs and asking for *****s is good advice. It is good advice if you want to come home (if you make it home) in a body bag.

4. Grand Pollo has know business being respectfull to anyone making these suggestions.

"Fantasy" what kind of screen-name is that for a guy? I've read your posts and you don't appear to be an asshole. I'm not full of shit: Stop hatin' and put down that "Hater-Aid" you're consuming. Granted, my "casa advice with Tona signs" may get someone other than myself in trouble so I'll just leave that topic alone: After all, the less "sex tourists" visit these casas the more action I'll keep receiving. Grand Pollo is an educated mongerer who has earned his stripes therefore he carries a sense of respect and can continue being a good source of information.

On Sundays, starting at 10 a. M. , me and my crew tear-up Managua's mongering scene so if you want to learn what I'm talking about I invite you and others. Spanish and English is spoken.

[Lorenzo]

I'm receiving free pussy for such advertisement.................
Mongering is not a past-time, but my living so I may possess techniques unique to getting paid.

There is a word to describe people like you. Can you guess what it is? I'll give you a hint: it has 4 letters and begins and ends with 'p.'

L

[Fantasy]

Hey Meathead,

If you're in the sex trade business there is another thread here for your remarks. I really don't know you, so it would not be fair to say that you are probably full of shit. But I will say it anyway, as most here know that I always say it the way I see it. Many here call me an asshole, and I do believe that is a fair comparison, but I am only commenting because someone might actually believe your advice of knocking on casa doors displaying beer signs and asking for *****s is good advice. It is good advice if you want to come home (if you make it home) in a body bag. Grand Pollo has know business being respectfull to anyone making these suggestions. Hey, there is room on the French Guiana board if you are just trying to add to your post count.

[Meat Loaf]

Good post Grand Pollo for you wrote with sense and calm this time. "Rahim" is the nickname, but known throughout the community. I just got back from Cuento Club which has some good ass right now. "Good Time" is really jumping right now too. Gloria is too small in my opinion, but they have sexy broads too.

"Big Chicken," you are correct that for the 1-week visitor my advice regarding
Tona banners may not be the best, but since I live here in Managua it's ok
advice for we ciudanos. I too have spoke with the owners of Managua brothels regarding the listing of their businesses within this forum, except I'm receiving
free pussy for such advertisement. My current rate is 5 free sex sessions.
Really.

I stopped by Ave. 35 on the way home and it's full of drunks and SWs. $160 Cordo is way too much anyway.

Grand Pollo, I'm glad to see your post was more respectful than last time and I invite you to roll with me one time when you return. Mongering is not a past-time, but my living so I may possess techniques unique to getting paid.

I still stand-by my $3,000 cordo statement since I pay it and my foreign friends do too.

Fellas check out Good Time right now! By the way I don't need to create fiction since I'm more interested in having sex than writing about it so take my posts as truth 'cause my trunk has the rings to prove it.

[Grand Pollo]

1.) The price quote of see $300. 400 is depends on if you want aire conditioning in the room and what location you're at. I've witnessed and have had "visitors" confirm this US $100 price via there credit card receipt. But like I said, "if you look green" this may occur

2.) Walking into any neighborhood bar, drinking one beer, and talking with the other patrons will put you on as to where the neighborhood spot is.

3.) You need to get out more and get some real Managuan experience. See$ 3, 000 per month = US $2, 000 per year; over double the per capita GDP. Have you read the unemployment stats for Nicaragua?

1. Well nobody gets charged $100 if they were literally or figuratively green as a leprechaun, unless you go to Elite or Club Hollywood and then $100 is not enough by 2/3 amazingly enough.

Suffice it to say this is a gross exaggeration and the board members need not fear ever encountering $100 or even close. The worst so far recorded here is Bellamary and their propensity to charge $50 when the rate for locals is $20. And Gloria with $40 on top of the C$400 room charge. And those who fell off the pineapple truck pay that. they have a website though now.

2. I was pointing out per your post that "2 or 3 blocks a place with a Tona sign doesn't have girls and again, board members could get hurt trying this lame idea. I'm not putting words in your mouth, you said:

"Second, just about every 2 or 3 blocks has a house on it with action for sale. They usually have the Tona banner on display outside."

There are hundreds of places with Tona or Victoria or Brahma signs. Stick to casas that are obvious casas to play it safe. Now you say it's a place to get directions to casas. Not a place with girls, which is what you said. You can go to Bar Salvadoreno 2 and get the waitress for C$140 but nobody with normal vision would take that bet. Advice stands, don't assume every cantina with a beer sign is a suitable place to hit on girls or ask for girls if you are a gringo. be careful and don't offend people.

3. You were the one that said C$1500 a month for a live in concubine which we both know is total nonsense.

See?: "You can hire a girl to be your employee, exclusive, and serve your needs up to 8 hours per day, 5 days per week for C$1,500 (US $80) per month if you speak Spanish."

Now you say C$3000 which is equally unlikely. And it won' t help a one week visitor at all except to say, if you try to get a girl to stay with you for sex 3 times a day even for a week for $3000 you are out of luck. She won't go for that.

Gents take this 'advice" very carefully and with a large grain of salt.

I and none of my contacts in Managua have heard of Rahim either, Noguera. May be a bit of work to find if it exists.

Every place I recommend (or don't if a rip-off) is a place I have gone in, talked to the madam, got the price, looked at the room and bathroom and viewed or sampled the girls. Every time.

I tell them I am doing this to get them business from a club of internet guys and if it is a good deal I will report if it is and if not I tell them I will tell you guys that it is a rip. And I have told a few that I am telling you guys they are a scam or a dump (in the vain hope they will get half a brain).

When I get a chance I will read my notes for the 4 new places we tried. Well 3 - the 4th told us they have security cameras and videotape. Just what we all need.

Everyone here should do this. Not a good place for fiction since there are a bunch of decent guys needing advice based on facts from experience.

[Noguera]

Tried to send you a PM but ISG says you do not receive PMs.

I used to live in Managua and have never heard of Rahim. Would you please send me a PM with a detailed description of the location of Rahim? Also, any photos of the place or the girls therein.

PM to me an e-mail address and I will send you mine.