Managua

[Jaimito Cartero]

Gee, I feel like Nibu here, asking if nothing is going on in Nicaragua? There's some nice action there, I only wish they had cheap flight there like Costa Rica.

[Jaimito Cartero]

T1GM - I stayed at El Almendro by the Metrocentro mall for $40 a night. Very nice accomodations, very helpful security guard. Their normal rates are $50 per night, but I'd guess they go 30-35 for a two week stay. I never saw them full any time I was there.

It is a bit of a ways away from Polankos, so if you have one place in mind, you may want to get a hotel that is close.

Find my recommendation for the hotel and a really great taxi driver earlier this year.

I don't recommend the casinos for fun. You might as well throw your money up in the air.

[Nicoya]

Hotel Mansion Teodolinda is a nice little hotel near a hot spot in Managua. Prices start at $40 a night there. It's located near hotel intercontinental. If you go to any club in Managua expect to pay a fee for either a room in the establishment or to take her out. Prices in the clubs out here are outrageous, and aren't really recommended. If you are into street walking, you can find a load of street walkers on Carretera Masaya. Going towards Masaya most of the beautiful looking ones are on the left, mostly near the local dance clubs. These girls are definately worth the 500-600 cords($40) you will be spending. Every now and then you can find a decent looking girl for around $20. The girls near Intercontinental usually charge around there. They post out in front of Lips and other spots around there. The massage parlors around here aren't as bad as some people in this board have been saying. If you can find some good ones you'll be in for a treat. Always carry just enough to pay the girl. A lot of girls out here have very sticky fingers. Spanish is very important, over here, if a girl notices that you are american they will jack up the prices just for you, so a guide is recommended. If your just looking to meet some people, you probably won't have a problem. The women out here can be very nice to gringos. I happened to know someone who would have been excellent at that, but he is no longer a taxi driver. I'm sure if you ask around here people can put you in contact with past guides. If I can come up with something I will. If you need any more info just ask.

[One Great Man]

Nicoya:

Thanks for your earlier post.

If I were coming to Managua for 2-4 weeks, where might I find a guest-friendly room (being careful not to bring rowdies home) for $40/night or under? The owner/manager would have to be out of it not to realize why I was paying for his room.

I'd prefer to spend the money saved on accommodations on the chicas, which I'm sure I can score. (Your tips, however, are invaluable). Anytime I trust a taxi driver, I have to realize they are taking me somewhere they get a cut.

I don't like paying "bar fines". I'd rather give the $ or whatever to the girl - it tends to inspire their expertise.

Picking up numbers in a bar, though, sounds like a good idea. How important is Spanish? Can non/lingual thoughts be conveyed if necessary? Telephone could be a problem, yes?

If two people are of the same mind, the "zig-zig vous" or "le gusta...", get the message across, in person. I suppose I would have to negotiate the scenario in advance before I called the lady, just so we both knew what was expected.

You've been there - done that. If you have suggestions, please pass them along.

[Happy Cat]

Managua is a rather complicated city, has no downtown as such and the areas are very far one from the other. You have to rely on taxis, that can charge you anything from 1 to 6 dollars for the same trip, depending on the hour, your spanish, and other factors. A regular fare is 20 cordobas (1.3 US).

The street scene is not bad, but you have to try your abilities from the car or while walking in unsafe environments. The prices are always around 10 US. The Clubs Lips, Vale Todo and Hollywood are similar (the same guy owns the three), the prices are outrageous and qaulity is fair. There is another club in C. Masaya called Kings Palace that is not worth the visit.

The best option is to buy a drink to a girl and get her phone number. Here you have three tested, good attitude and looks between 6 and 8.

Gloria Celeste 0888 6170
Willy 0600 7898
Fatima 270 9821 086794459448

Massage houses (see previous posters) were disapointing, quality and attitude.

Never pay the club price for girls, wine, etc.

Check with your hotel the guest policy. My Hotel (Princess) blocks the SW, but is friendly to club girls.

Didn´t find really good, enjoabble FS, the girls seemed always very concerned with money and far from a GFE, but of course YMMV.

[Nicoya]

Hey there Excat, some of the places you listed have been shutdown already. I'll try and make a detailed list when I have the time.

[Excat]

I was in Managua in Dec 2002 and got the following from the local newspaper. Visited a couple of salas de belleza, which appeared to be beauty parlors, but had available chicas for on-premise or take-out. In the evenings, suggest hiring your taxi by the hour. I paid 100 colones per hour, which probably can be negotiated down a little.

Codes: “c.” is cuadra or block, domicilio is at your place or hotel, the word “de” followed by a name can be the name of a store or building, Bo is barrio, and numbers beginning with 0 are for a cell phone.

1. Sala de Belleza Claudia, 266-3066.
2. Masaje Corporal, Cabrera 3 c. al sur, 222-5509.
3. Oriental Massages, 150 cordobas permanente, 278-6401.
4. Sala de Belleza Acuario, masajes corporales, 249-8706.
5. Nuevo Centro de Masajes, 249-5161.
6. Club Lady, M-Su, 248-6030, 077-87906.
7. Peluqueria Yami's, 244-0969
8. Exquisitos Masajes a domicilio, 077-78487.
9. Tantra, C150, BBB, servicios a domicilio, M-Su, donde fue La Estatua Rene Schick 3c norte (lago), 289-5073, 086-61035.
10. Los Faroles, salon de masajes, 266-8689, 077-65540.
11. Masajes Corporal, 268-6345.
12. Mileydy, masajes a domicilio y local, 088-80349.
13. Masajes Profesionales, locales y domicilio, 088-21764.
14. Masajes Bellamar, domicilio y local, Bello Horizonte, de la Iglesia Pio X, 3c. arriba, 3c. al sur, 2c. abajo, casa rosada No. 55, 244-1395, 088-30105.
15. Sol y Luna, 200 cordobas, 9am-0pm, 861-7078, 222-7732.
16. Mercedes No. 1, Monsenor Lezcano de Telcor 2c. arriba, M-Su, 8am-10pm, 268-1283.
17. Centro de Masaje No. 2, Altagracia, Repuestos Resadom 1c. abajo, 8am-10pm, 266-8012.
18. Cleopatra, sala de belleza, 266-0593.
19. Centro de Belleza Bolonia, masajes corporales, saunas, 268-4677.
20. Masajes a domicilio unisex, 088-80257.
21. Sala de Belleza Gloria, masajes corporales y saunas, De la Tiendona, Calle 14 de Sept 2c arriba, 1/2c al lago, 248-3824.
22. Centro de Masaje, Altagracia, Bo. Altagracia, de la Fosforera 3c. al sur, 086-81681.

[Carlitos LA]

I just came back from Managua for a 4 day visit. My mother is from Nicaragua and I had found a tremendously in-expensive internet airfare that I decided to go down for a few days after a 5 year absence.

Things have changed since my last visit. My first night there I went out with a couple of male relatives to go to a strip club. On a Thusday night (May 15), things were quiet. We first drove by Vale Todo, around 9pm or so, and there was no one there. Next we decided to go to Lips, near the InterContinetal Hotel in old Managua. We got there around 10pm. It was empty. I didn't mind more chicks for us. Well needless to say it is very expensive here, but the women are beautiful all 7-10's, and young. As soon as we sat down, and ordered our drinks, 3 latina lovelies came over to sit with us. WOW! They were beautiful!! As I said the drinks are expensive and that is how they make money, our bottle of whisky was $40.00, and the girls can not drink from our bottle, their drinks are ordered separately and are $13.00 a pop. Ouch! We spent hours with these lovelies, and unlike the US, where their may be rules on lap dances and touching, but here THERE ARE NO RULES!

In the club, their were 15-20 girls taking turns dancing, including ours. Nude dances, these girls grind you, and are generally all over you, and you can touch anywhere you want, feel them everywhere and kissing is all part of it. It was great! We had a blast! Dancing with them, one show was they get all soaped up and you dry them off with a towel however you want. My girl sat on my lap and I was making out with her and touching her everywhere. She kept asking me to take her to a private room in the back for $94.00 (the cost of a bottle of wine, being the pretense) where she said we could do anything we wanted! I never had so much fun in my life. but we paid a hefty price! $$$$
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After the club, we left around 2:30am, we drove around Managua , looking for SW to have fun with. In the old part of town, we chatted with one (about a 5), and her charge was 50.00 cordobas (around $3.50, yes 3.50 US!)

Then we drove to Carretera Masaya where most of the SW hang out, and wow, we saw some 7-8's. They were gorgeous. They wanted 150.00 cordobas ( $10.00 US). WOW We drove up to some other ones along they road and chatted with them for a while and one came to my car window and started feeling me up, my chest and my member! It was fun.

If you want to get laid, Managua is great...not too expensive, except maybe the strip clubs, but the women are beautiful. It is great for mongers. We had a blast that night. The subsequent evening we went to Mirador de Tiscapa, then Montelimar which is a beautiful resort on the pacific.

Happy Hunting!

[Jaimito Cartero]

I went to Managua from Costa Rica recently and found the information pretty lacking.

You can take either Tica Bus or TransNica from San Jose. About 9-10 hours including the border stuff. About $20 round trip. $14 in border taxes if you're not a citizen or resident of CR. These are very nice buses, and have movies and a/c and such.

Dollars are readily accepted almost everywhere (gas stations, fast food places). Bring $1 bills for taxi's, tips, etc. $100's are hard to change.

Exchange rate changes all the time, but it was 14.8 Cordobas to the dollar when I was there in late Feb 2003.

I decided to do an in depth study of the whole scene, and to try a little bit of everything.

First night:

A nice small hotel near the mall is El Almendro. Normal rates are $55 per night, but ask for the special $40 rate and they will give it to you. (No taxes or anything extra.) Nice place with small frig, microwave, stove, sink, dishes. 100 channels of cable, hot water, nice place overall. Phone number is 505-270-1260 or 277-2476.

Guest friendly, and the desk help speaks good English.

I first tried the girls on the Masaya freeway near the Metro Centro mall. 200 Cordobas was the standard price (About $13). Service was very mediocre, and the girl had her friend waiting in a Taxi out front my hotel. (This was near the big Metro Centro mall).

Not a good sign.

She would only give a CBJ, and did it very half heartedly.

She then asked for cab fare, which I thought a little ridiculous since I had already overpaid the cab that was waiting for her outside.

Conclusion: You may be able find a good street girl, but I don't know that it's really worth the trouble.

Second day/night:

A quick note on Taxi's. The normal rate for 1-6 kilometer trips was 10-20 Cordobas (66 cents-$1.35). None of them have meters. Before you get in negotiate. I had a few drivers who tried to charge me 50 Cordobas, where others had charged me 15.

I found a good taxi driver who knew a lot of the good places to go
and was reasonably priced. The Taxi driver, Martin Pineda was a real help the whole time I was there. His cel number is 07781445. You can hire him by the hour (About 80 Cordobas per hour), or he'll take you where you want for a reasonable (15-30 Cordobas) fee.

There was some mention of crackdowns on massage parlors. There might have been some hassling awhile back, but they're in full swing now.

He took me to the Sol Y Luna massage. I saw Nicole there, who is a 30 something Nica. She was not the hottest babe there (about 10-15 girls all the time!), but she had a good attitude.

The room and the girl cost $25-$30. You can get a room with A/C, for a few bucks more but the room fan was fine for me.

We showered together and then she gave me a nice little massage before we started. She was very orally inclined and was licking and sucking everything in site.

She also took direction quite well, and was really attentive. She's about 5' 5", with B size breasts. She gave me the best BBBJ in Central America I've ever had!

She didn't rush me at all, and we talked for quite a long time after the deed. I think I spent 70-80 minutes with her.

I was totally drained after that experience, and went to the hotel and crashed.

Third day/night:

Martin drove me to Granada for a tour of the old city. This is about 45 minutes driving each way from Managua. He spent about 5 hours driving and going around Granada. Cost $27.

That night I wanted to go to Polancos. Martin wasn't too thrilled about going there since he says there are lot of fights, and it's a bit of a bad neighborhood. I kept insisting on going there. I'm glad I did.

It's a pretty normal club with Nicaraguans dancing there. There is a strip club upstairs, but I was looking for normal Nica girls. No real pros, this time.

I'm a big guy and didn't know if any of the girls would come over to me or not. Not to worry. Within 10 minutes, I'd had my shoulders rubbed a couple of times, and very nice Nica in her early 20's came over.

Her friend came over and sat next to my Martin, but he's married, and wasn't out for adventure himself. My Nica was very nice, and we talked in Spanish a bit, and then we danced a little bit.

She thought I danced a little funny, but we had fun doing it. We sat and drank and kissed a bit afterwards. About 20 minutes later, one of the Nicos got pissed because someone was dancing with his girl (or something like that), and he threw a chair at another guy.

Then one of the guys threw some sort of stink bomb or shot some mace. The place halfway cleared out while the bar personnel restrained the two guys.

My Nica got some of the stuff in her eyes, and was coughing. We decided to head out before things got too bad. As we were hitting the door, one of the guys got away and rushed the other guy. Luckily we were outside, and all 3 of us left in the taxi.

My Nica went home with me all night, and stayed 24 hours in total with me. Very nice, a little shy in some ways (wouldn't let me eat her out). We went out to eat, to the movies, and a lot more the next day.

She never even asked for any money, though of course I gave her a fair amount when she had to leave for home.

Very affectionate, and fun to be with. She made me feel like I was 18 again.

[sfo]

Does anyone know anything about “Camino de oriente” mall? Five years ago, it was the spot for the best free lancers, of course they were extremely expensive. Most of them were 7 to 10’s, but their prices were between $60 - $100. I never got one for the last reason. Are they operating on the same place? Have the prices vary since then? Anyone with upgrades on this? Thanks.

[fununcle]

I just got back from a 4 week trip to Managua. I stayed at the Intercontinental Metrocentro Hotel. The street right beside the hotel (I believe it was Reuben Dario or something like that) had a lot of prostitutes on it at night. I was told be a cab driver that the going rate was 200 Cordobas (around $15.00 U.S.). I was very leery of the street girls due to high crime rate and risk of disease.

One night I visited Club Valle Todo. Any cab driver can take you there. The girls there were fantastic! It's a lot different than any strip club that I have been to. It was sort of expensive, but not outrageous. I did give my hotel name and room number to one of the better looking girls there. She said that she was 21. She had a great body! A couple of days later she called me up and then came to the hotel. This hotel allows females in the room if you escort them. For $50 American I had some of the best fucking and sucking that I have ever had. She even called me up two days later and came over again.

If you go to Managua, visit Vale Todo! Ask for Vanessa.

[Hawk_28]

This is an Up date on Hotel Mercedes, they had re built it and now is a Best Western, I didn't stay at the Hotel because I made a one day trip to Managua last Friday, but it looks nice from the outside.

Magic,

I haven't been to Nica in about two years, but here is what I remember in Managua.

The clubs that have dancers are expensive! A couple of clubs that I went to (I can't remember the names) wanted about $100 for 20 minutes in a back room. They even charged for the condom!! At a club called Josephine's (I think the name might have changed) near the Intercontinental Hotel, the manager wanted $200 plus I had to buy a bottle of champagne for $50 to take a girl out. I said no thanks.

You will see a lot of SW on Careterra Masaya (spelling?) I have had some nice ones from this street, and they were about $20 for about 45 minutes. You can take them back to your hotel or rent a room at a local hotel. I did the latter for about $8-10.

Be careful, don't drive in Managua, and there are also a lot of transvestites on the streets.

I ended up going to Polanko's most of the time. It was near my hotel (Las Mercedes), there was a good slection of girls (they don't work there, they are customers just like you), and I NEVER had to pay more than $20 plus cab fare home for a girl to spend the whole night. I never had a problem with any of the girls. A friend of mine did have his laptop computer stolen by a girl he brought to his room, but he ended up getting it back.

Stay at the Hotel Las Mercedes. It is across the street from the airport, it is cheap, clean, safe, and they let women in for an additional cost. Most of the hotels will not let you bring women to your room.

In Managua, most of the street girls I have seen are pretty nasty looking. I have seen a number of them with no front teeth. I wouldn't have anything to do with them. However, I do recommend a bar called Polanko's that is not too far from the airport. It is two stories. The second floor has nude dancers, but the girls are expensive to take out. The first floor has either a DJ or a band (depending on the night), and a lot of local women go there for dancing. Any woman in the place will dance with you, so don't be shy. On slow dances they will grind the heck out of your crotch. Most will go back to your hotel and spend the night for $20 plus cab fare home in the morning. Have your own condoms (I recommend bring them from the US) because most of these girls do not have condoms.

Most of the larger hotels will not let you bring women in at night. However, the Hotel Las Mercedes, directly across the street from the airport, will let you bring a woman in. The girl has to register at the front desk when entering, and you will be charged about $10-15 extra for the night. I have stayed there numerous times, never had a problem, and the hotel is clean.

Doodads

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