Managua

[Grand Pollo]

For some reasons, despite of the drink hustling, I find the GT girls very down to earth. My Espano is limited, but many girls still try very hard to communicate. A trip to the back room will cost C$600.

It appears the clientel has changed some what since my last visit, about 2 years ago. The crowd seems a bit older, in the 30. 40 range, which is good. Young drunk adults tend to fight and that was what happened last time 2 years ago. And it didn't leave a good impression on me. I like the current Good Time. I would say they have about 20. 25 girls. Most of them decent looking. I'm bad with names, but other than Kiera, I also remember Mia. She resembles my ex- Japanese girlfriend. She will do anything for a lady drink. Try it.

Spaceman

Anything beats Solid Gold and the trio (Diamond and Elite) you are right on there.

The C$600 is an hour or a half?

Well said on the change in clientele as the one or two times, some years ago I went in the chavalos all over the place were a turn-off and your point on the risk of drunken hooligans is right. That's the problem with Lorena now, same young crowd, not going with girls but getting pissed and loud.

[Grand Pollo]

Grand Pollo. Nice with the insults. Try getting to know me first. It was my report. I speak spanish fluently. I agree I got overcharged. Also, you do understand that the price quoted is just for a massage. PERIOD. Once back there thats when they hit you up for the extra. In my case I agree $100 was too much. In anycase. Are you sure we are talking about the same place. Beauty Parlor in the front and Small area behind the back door. I can't see them fitting 7 girls back there honestly. Bartender was behind the little bar the whole time.

It is moot now anyway since it isn't Gloria's any more and the women inside are horrendous. I am sure anyone in any language, drunk or sober would not be able to justify US$100 as it is now.

What I was told was the premises are still Gloria's (property) and Piro seems to be a tenant.

Note on arrival there is a great big fence painted blue and white with a small people door to enter from the street.

The tall white girl with the big knockers was not there today so we booked after a soda. The weather here is terrible. The rain just stopped for the most part after about 16 hours of solid downpour.

[Grand Pollo]

Thank you for the lesson. Mi numbre es "Ready" to fuck. Como te llamas? Ready to be fucked?

Am I the only one who ever posts any pics on this board?

Numbre continues to not be a word. So your numbre is something ready to fuck, I guess.

The point was for the many guys here who seem to come with no Spanish, and you do read the occasional tip usually offering even more and worse, quite often, incorrect Spanish pointing how, I guess how they can try to speak. Iif you want a number Of a cell phone which was the point, that word is numero and numbre appears to be an attempt at the word "nombre" which means name.

Asking for a name when you want a number won't get you a number.

Gents, try to get even basic Spanish out of the way for this country. It has been said that 30 verbs, about 500 nouns and a few prepositions (plus numbers and salutations, etc.) will get you by in most situations. That is not a lot to learn.

[Grand Pollo]

Hi, Yes I was there a month ago and went to Glorias. Walk in its a Hair Salon in front. In the back a small bar with a couch and bar stools. Right next to bar is the "massage room" In a decent enough neighborhood. Its there. Two girls working on a Sunday Afternoon.

It is the same place, not called Gloria's. Still has Gloria this and that on the walls, and so on. No beauty salon. When you enter the main room is empty but for a fish tank. To the left is the bar and table area. The bar at the front and tables to the back where the bathrooms are.

It is now called Bar Piro.

Dropped in today. Dreadful. Two girls and both quite large. Gloria's did the small fee then try to clip you for more inside, even then US$100 is beyond the pale even when they did that. This place is just the prices mentioned but you are not getting much for your money.

[Ready Ru]

Number = numero (specifically el numero de mi cel es.)

Name = nombre (typically "me llamo" or "I call myself". Your Name). Como te llamas = what's your name. Not really que es tu nombre? Maybe if you are a census taker.

Numbre = nothing (not a word).

Thank you for the lesson. Mi numbre es "Ready" to fuck. Como te llamas? Ready to be fucked?

Am I the only one who ever posts any pics on this board?

[Mfins]

Ola mfins, is this your new destination ; - )

Kman- No This isn't it. .

Nicaragua is not a bad place very cheap even though Pollo said I overpaid. Tried it for a 3 day weekend and liked it for the most part.

[Mfins]

Grand Pollo. Nice with the insults. Try getting to know me first. It was my report. I speak spanish fluently. I agree I got overcharged. Also, you do understand that the price quoted is just for a massage. PERIOD. Once back there thats when they hit you up for the extra. In my case I agree $100 was too much. In anycase. Are you sure we are talking about the same place. Beauty Parlor in the front and Small area behind the back door. I can't see them fitting 7 girls back there honestly. Bartender was behind the little bar the whole time.

[Kman1]

Hi, Yes I was there a month ago and went to Glorias. Walk in its a Hair Salon in front. In the back a small bar with a couch and bar stools. Right next to bar is the "massage room" In a decent enough neighborhood. Its there. Two girls working on a Sunday Afternoon.

Ola mfins, is this your new destination ; - )

[Mfins]

So me and my driver tried a whip round to a few casas in Managua yesterday.

If Bellmary's Continues to exist in Ciudad Jardin we can't find it and there are no classifieds so assume it is gone.

We went to what was Lorena's In M. Lezcano (they are advertising massage in the "Bellaza" section of El Nuevo Diario). It is not run by Yugo and Lorena any more. Same spot though.

Full of drunken locals. It has a very small sala and there were maybe 8 local guys. First warning. Then the girls were, to be charitable, homely. One was pregnant. The massage rooms are at the back like before (and I bet as dirty and hot as before) C$300/500 30/60 minutes. We didn't stay.

Dropped in on Gina at Morena In Altamira. I have recommended Morena before for 2 reasons, one it is in a great area (across from CECA music store and just down from SINSA in Altamira) so no mugging risk etc, and close to Metrocentro. And two Gina speaks English and often the girls speak some as they are from Bluefields where English is more common.

They were sure fat this time. I mean fat fat fatties. Some guys like the meaty girls, my driver for one. I don't. There was one sort of chubby but pretty. I didn't partake but may go back.

Prices are C$300/400 30/60 minutes and C$500 for an hour with A / C. Since it was actually hotter inside than outside I'd say go for the C$500 for the air conditioning alone. But if you like the heat and larger girls and 1/2 hour C$300 is only $14 US.

As I don't do nightclubs, did not go into CC or GT. I may try GT just to see how it has changed in several years (maybe 4 or 5 since we were inside).

It is too bad about Club Hollywood Girls Vale Todo 2. They had hot girls and OK prices.

Finally we went to where Glorias Was and it isn't Glorias any more. I find this odd as someone a month ago said he went there (and I assume it said Gloria's). Anyway it said Bar Pipo or Tipo or Pepe or something, a big blue and white fence with a truck parked inside. On the other side of the carport there was an entrance. It was a barrio full of chavalos on the street, we weren't sure it was Gloria's or not at that point, we were hungry and left to eat. I am not sure, to be honest if we were in the right spot but we have been there several times before and my driver knows this town down to the fire hydrant so not sure what's going on with it.

Hi, Yes I was there a month ago and went to Glorias. Walk in its a Hair Salon in front. In the back a small bar with a couch and bar stools. Right next to bar is the "massage room" In a decent enough neighborhood. Its there. Two girls working on a Sunday Afternoon.

[AlLostInSpace13]

I visited the Good Time strip club more than a few time this past week. I like it. There were a few fat ladies, but most were adequate. This one girl, Kiera, has big tits, but likes to play hard-to-get. She was surprised when went for another girl the next day. Sorry, but guys like variety. If I wanted to stick to 1 woman, I could have stayed home! Every one of the girls will try to hustle lady drinks from you, but WTF, it's only C$110 / drink = US$5, which is a bargain compared to Solid Gold.

For some reasons, despite of the drink hustling, I find the GT girls very down to earth. My Espano is limited, but many girls still try very hard to communicate. A trip to the back room will cost C$600.

It appears the clientel has changed some what since my last visit, about 2 years ago. The crowd seems a bit older, in the 30. 40 range, which is good. Young drunk adults tend to fight and that was what happened last time 2 years ago. And it didn't leave a good impression on me. I like the current Good Time. I would say they have about 20. 25 girls. Most of them decent looking. I'm bad with names, but other than Kiera, I also remember Mia. She resembles my ex- Japanese girlfriend. She will do anything for a lady drink. Try it.

Spaceman

[Grand Pollo]

My spanish is poor, but I get #s everywhere I go there."Hola bonita, Quy es tu numbre, mi numbre is _, blah blah blah".

Number = numero (specifically el numero de mi cel es.)

Name = nombre (typically "me llamo" or "I call myself". Your Name). Como te llamas = what's your name. Not really que es tu nombre? Maybe if you are a census taker.

Numbre = nothing (not a word).

[Grand Pollo]

In the interest of research we went to Glorias, now "Bar Piro". Same location as advised by more than a few painted wall signs.

It is similar if not close to identical to the old Gloria except there are few girls and most are hounds. A lot of the "decor" using that term loosely still says Gloria's.

You get ignored upon entry other than to serve a drink. There was an older woman and a male bartender either of whom could have gotten off their lazy asses to try to pitch the services, but no, too much effort. (Not that Fenix does much either)

Finally my buddy asked a waitress the score: 1/2 hour C$300 and an hour C$500.

This leads me to the question how did this guy in mid-September (a few posts ago) pay US$100 (C$2,270 at today's rate)?

7 girls at once for 1/2 hour? 4 in a row an hour each and a few beers?

This illustrates the need to know your Spanish Or go with someone who does.

There was one waitress very light skinned with a huge rack. It's almost worth the C$300 just to see her body. Maybe I'll do that.

[Grand Pollo]

Thank you Pollo for the detailed reports. Seems like MGA has gone down hill. On my last trip I went to Good Times. And some of the girls were hot, but I picked the wrong ones so I did not have a good time there. I forget the name, but the little bar that has a beauty shop in the entrance always had some 8's or 9's, but was on the expensive side. I wonder if that place is still open?

I think the best bet in Nico Land is Non Pro's. They really seem to like Gringos, and without even trying I have had a lot of luck with them. This is kind of rare for me as I usually do not even try to get them.

That little bar with beauty shop might be ex-Glorias. I might go back and see inside later today. I want to get the proper name. It was expensive years ago when I went and IIRC the temperature was about 5 degrees C inside for some reason. Someone posted here not long ago about getting duped for US$100 so either he's quite tonto and non Spanish literate, or they charge the moon. I suspect the former.

[John Gault]

Thank you Pollo for the detailed reports. Seems like MGA has gone down hill. On my last trip I went to Good Times. And some of the girls were hot, but I picked the wrong ones so I did not have a good time there. I forget the name, but the little bar that has a beauty shop in the entrance always had some 8's or 9's, but was on the expensive side. I wonder if that place is still open?

I think the best bet in Nico Land is Non Pro's. They really seem to like Gringos, and without even trying I have had a lot of luck with them. This is kind of rare for me as I usually do not even try to get them.

[Grand Pollo]

So me and my driver tried a whip round to a few casas in Managua yesterday.

If Bellmary's continues to exist in Ciudad Jardin we can't find it and there are no classifieds so assume it is gone.

We went to what was Lorena's in M. Lezcano (they are advertising massage in the "Bellaza" section of El Nuevo Diario). It is not run by Yugo and Lorena any more. Same spot though.

Full of drunken locals. It has a very small sala and there were maybe 8 local guys. First warning. Then the girls were, to be charitable, homely. One was pregnant. The massage rooms are at the back like before (and I bet as dirty and hot as before) C$300/500 30/60 minutes. We didn't stay.

Dropped in on Gina at Morena in Altamira. I have recommended Morena before for 2 reasons, one it is in a great area (across from CECA music store and just down from SINSA in Altamira) so no mugging risk etc, and close to Metrocentro. And two Gina speaks English and often the girls speak some as they are from Bluefields where English is more common.

They were sure fat this time. I mean fat fat fatties. Some guys like the meaty girls, my driver for one. I don't. There was one sort of chubby but pretty. I didn't partake but may go back.

Prices are C$300/400 30/60 minutes and C$500 for an hour with A / C. Since it was actually hotter inside than outside I'd say go for the C$500 for the air conditioning alone. But if you like the heat and larger girls and 1/2 hour C$300 is only $14 US.

As I don't do nightclubs, did not go into CC or GT. I may try GT just to see how it has changed in several years (maybe 4 or 5 since we were inside).

It is too bad about Club Hollywood Girls Vale Todo 2. They had hot girls and OK prices.

Finally we went to where Glorias was and it isn't Glorias any more. I find this odd as someone a month ago said he went there (and I assume it said Gloria's). Anyway it said Bar Pipo or Tipo or Pepe or something, a big blue and white fence with a truck parked inside. On the other side of the carport there was an entrance. It was a barrio full of chavalos on the street, we weren't sure it was Gloria's or not at that point, we were hungry and left to eat. I am not sure, to be honest if we were in the right spot but we have been there several times before and my driver knows this town down to the fire hydrant so not sure what's going on with it.