Managua

[Meat Loaf]

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Meat Loaf

[Meat Loaf]

Just wanted to add my 2 cents on Good Time, they do actually run 24 hours a day now. In the past I have gone during the day and they have have to wake the girls up and I never saw one dance during the day.

Things have changed for the better there and up until this trip I have never been charged an admission price. I guess they figures they would get me inside. I only pay the C500 for a girl there and they really have some great talent these days.

Meat Loaf I know you know our mutual friend is working there now, Massiel and she was the star of the night last week. Of course she was showing me her carpet burns the next night in the room from sliding across the stage. That little one can work a crowd, and what a body.

I will post a few pictures on the next post, tomorrow and I have never had a stripper pass out with me before but one did. She had been drinking pretty heavy with some locals at the table next to us and then by the time she danced and we went to the room she was gone. No I did not ask for a refund I tried waking her up several times took some great shots of her and then got dressed and left the room. I never did see her come back out and I don't remember her name either.

That is quite a shock to walk into a stip joint in a foreing country no less and have someone holler your name out. I think Massiel was just as shocked to see me there as I was shocked to see her.

This is reason DrDewman is in the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."

Yeah, she did the same name shouting of me too. Repeatedly for the entire afternoon. Sure it adds to my popularity among the guys, but everyone already knows "I'm paid in full!" I wish she would shut the f*ck up!

Your girl, 19 year old, is just a few months away from making pornos. You should film her first movie.

Great body? I don't like the skinny-type, but she has some fat-ass p*ssy lips. She showed me one day.

Good Times does charge, and has for about 1-year, an entrance fee of C$100 during prime-time.

Sorry about not mongering with you: I'm tired of this bullsh*t.

You do know that most of these girls don't get that many p*ssy sales. Nica Guys don't have any money so all they can do is look, and travel from brothel to brothel looking. The strippers make more drinking than f*cking at all of the Top 5 Mongering Managua locations.

[DrDewman]

Just wanted to add my 2 cents on Good Time, they do actually run 24 hours a day now. In the past I have gone during the day and they have have to wake the girls up and I never saw one dance during the day.

Things have changed for the better there and up until this trip I have never been charged an admission price. I guess they figures they would get me inside. I only pay the C500 for a girl there and they really have some great talent these days.

Meat Loaf I know you know our mutual friend is working there now, Massiel and she was the star of the night last week. Of course she was showing me her carpet burns the next night in the room from sliding across the stage. That little one can work a crowd, and what a body.

I will post a few pictures on the next post, tomorrow and I have never had a stripper pass out with me before but one did. She had been drinking pretty heavy with some locals at the table next to us and then by the time she danced and we went to the room she was gone. No I did not ask for a refund I tried waking her up several times took some great shots of her and then got dressed and left the room. I never did see her come back out and I don't remember her name either.

That is quite a shock to walk into a stip joint in a foreing country no less and have someone holler your name out. I think Massiel was just as shocked to see me there as I was shocked to see her.

[Meat Loaf]

meat loaf delivers yet another shocker concerning nicaragua. in this volume, the self-appointed don of the streets, universally recognized capo breaks bread with international sex guide.

1. venus. directions: polanco, media cuadra a lago. exremely classy ambiance. in fact, they remodeled the place with 6 meses. why, they never have any customers? 10 non-money making strippers lounge around. always empty. bring your own cds. you might get shot or stabbed when entering or leaving the club, but that's the price for this location. sexy girls. us $50 for the wet stuff.

2. vale todo. directions: monsenor lezcano. same as above, but us $100.

3. diamonds. directions: in front of metrocentro mall. bring your wallet. us $150 for the pink triangle. tourists or people who want seclusion visit this lugar (place.) obviously, they price 99% of the population from participating. nothing more needs to be said exvept i f*ck these girls for us $7.50 and after three payments, i start getting paid from them. 'o yes i do! when you deliver orgasms like the usps (rain, snow, sleet, or ice,) you're job is done! if you don't have meat loaf, rent one. fantastic plastic can substitute, or you better call tyrone. she probably has his number on speed dial. excellent location.

4. good times. directions: vecino del salvadoreno #2. excellent management! i'm extremely impressed with what has developed here within two years. very impressed. great ambiance, good variety of music, jovial crowd and employees, and respect. comida nica vale c$50. cerveza bien fria vale c$25. air conditioning. 24 hours. rooms with mirrors and air conditioning. hooker-access vale c$500, media hora. lounge chairs, sofas, tables, and chairs, extended bar, una terraza (patio,) carpeted stage, vip area vale us $200. yes, us $200. it's worth it! if you don't want to purhcase vip, don't. almost 100% of the girls are skinny: the us-white model type. they're latina, but with skinny asses. the word is slender! i'd f*ck them and you would too. correction: i do f*ck and you read about it. worse yet, choke your chicken after reading meat loaf posts. get off the couch, executive desk, or palm pilor, and visit for yourself. almost always crowded, 24 hours per day. strippers dance 24 hours per day.

*i recognize good times as a "top-flight" location strictly based upon management. this is not my atmosphere, but when i visit, it's a great experience.*

5. casa grande. directions: barrio campo bruce, rotonda cristo rey (aka fenix / cristo rey hotel,) 3 cuadras abajo, turn right and travel 5 blocks a lago, around there somewhere. (these are directions / addresses in nicaragua.) for taxi drivers that take foreigners they are given a c$100 propina. big money para nada. so they are obviously taki extranjeros, but i'm local so i roll pinche. always empty with zero customers and five hookers.

* come visit the "heart of central america" and experience for yourself, the "top 5 mongering managua locations." who knows, you just might get some a*s. then again, we're discussing you and we both know that actually getting a*s is your fantasy 'cause your reality is 100% manual..catch a flight, get laid!*

[Meat Loaf]

hey, Ill be in managua from friday till sunday, anyone around there, ill be playing at club moods, drinks on me!!! leave pm

If I didn't know better, GuantMan, I would think you're referring to the Club Moods in Marbella, Panama City, and not the Club Moods near Carretera Masaya, Managua.

Are you the owner 'cause you love Club Moods?

I'll PM you.

[GauntMan]

hey, Ill be in managua from friday till sunday, anyone around there, ill be playing at club moods, drinks on me!!! leave pm

[Socrates69]

Good Times does not charge "Gringo Pricing." They charge that price regardless of citizenship.

The reason I mention gringo pricing at GT is because the bouncer out front warned me that there are some girls that quote higher prices for gringos which seem to go with the price quotes I received which ranged from 400-800c while reports here state an even lower rate as standard.

They are not. Plain and simple. You can take the chance but don't suggest others do the same, especially visitors and first timers.

You're 100% right. My experience in MGA was extremely limited so I might have just gotten lucky. Do you think it's more dangerous that picking up a SG in the states where you have to be mindful of law enforcement, gorilla pimps, and any weapon or drugs the lady has on her, not to mention the potential of theft, overdose, poor hygiene and stds.

[Grand Pollo]

Some updates on some clubs and the street scene

C. Masaya had a couple of cuties. Asking 200c/1-2h. Seems negotiable.

C. Norte. Nada but it was late.

Will someone provide a link to the dangers associated with street girls. The ones on c. Masaya seem fine to me.

They are not. Plain and simple. You can take the chance but don't suggest others do the same, especially visitors and first timers.

[Grand Pollo]

Meatloaf,



What I have figured out with the Nica's is that I don't let them "nickel and dime" me to death. I would rather pay for a decent meal at a moderately priced resturant and have them invite a few people they will get points for feeding (sisters, mother, father, children) and have it be one larger bill than have them make me go to the supermarket on my way to their place, have me take them to Metrocentro or Gallerias, pick up some beer, etc, etc. In essense I do not put myself in a position to be in a place with them where they can start possibly getting me to buy them things. The Gringo Gentleman in me takes over during these times even if they do not ask for something I find myself volunteering, so I just avoid the temptation.

Sometimes I take them out with me to the Casino and I tell them that if I win I will give them some and if I lose they get squat. At least when I take them to the casino they get free drinks and I give them $30, $40 and up to $50 to play and I can monitor them playing and I would say about 60% of the time we come out ahead and I end up putting $20 to $50 in their pockets and am out nothing on drinks. They like that, it makes them feel like a big wheel as they don't have the money to go to a casino on their own.

Texan, one of the best reports and useful information about this place in quite a while. Good Spanish and appearance really gets you far. My driver and I , no Brad Pitts by any means have been quite successful in this type of approach with girls from 18-30.

Frankly the fact we are neat, sober, pleasant, flattering and reasonably generous makes us stand out certainly amongst their usual circle of deadbeat drunk wife beater types without 2 pesos to rub together.

[Grand Pollo]

Other ISG Senior Members suggested that I reveal locations so here is one:

Address: Carretera Norte, Enebas, 1 cuadra abajo, mano izquierda.

Daily, between 2- 5 "crackhead-type" wh*res can be found sitting / standing on the street corner. They look really dingy and intoxicated: Chipped nail polish, mis-matched shoes, dirty toe nails, and other "tell tale" signs of street life are present. Their chosen location for turning tricks appears to be within the condemed they loiter near. Within walking distance are "flop houses" for the wh*res to earn their botella del leched (bottle of milk.)

This location is only two (2) blocks removed from el Mercado Oriental.

I josh about Meat Loaf but he is 100% correct on this stretch of road. These girls can probably be paid for with the glue they buy with the small amount they charge.

[Grand Pollo]

I've received PMs from ISG Senior Members who have inquired about the best places to find / meet available ladies for long-term relationships.

Computer usage in Nicaragua is extremely limited so forget about finding her on a computer. This includes www.amigos.com: .

Actually for a while I had about a dozen on the go in Amigos. The trick is a) write well (spelling is not a huge issue as Nica girls spelling is truly horrible and worsens with their sending SMS messages by cell) and b) carpet bombing anyone that looks OK.

I wrote a good introduction and sent out maybe 300 identical messages over a few days (too few days they think you are spamming, which you are), and got maybe 30 decent responses and met about 12 girls some of which were pretty good.

There is cheap and nearly limitless internet access, cafe's etc., all over the place so I don't know what you mean about limited. Maybe delayed but not hard to find or expensive.

[Grand Pollo]

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Fellas, write some reports: International Sex Guide is an interractive venue and your contributions are greatly appreciated!

Sorry Loaf, or Meat. This has become a one man show and is tiresome. I see they did a separate area yet all you do is post everywhere about everything and see to be unhappy with others. I am still in Managua each month but have found different opportunities and rarely look for monger hangouts anyway.

[Meat Loaf]

I had about the same experience at soy y luna except 3 fat lazy chicas. I went late so no mom or pop.

Glad you didn't pay the 600c gringo pricing at good times.

Might have to try diamonds next time i'm done there.

Fenix. What's nice about this place is that it's open 24h. Stopped off there there on my way to the airport early one morning. Most girls are fat there, I agree.

Should have tried the sg scene. The ones I had were real performers. Of course, take precaution like you would with any sg anywhere.

Good Times does not charge "Gringo Pricing." They charge that price regardless of citizenship. In fact, we're tired of seeing Gringos at this local strip club!

Next time you need to PM Meat Loaf for the real deal Socarates. With a name like that, I know you're smart enought to PM Meat Loaf, but then again, you didn't PM last time, so maybe the name is fraudulent.

Just writing "BS" 'cause I'm a "BS-type" of guy.

Thanks for the report!

[Meat Loaf]

I was in Managua a month ago, and on the recommendation of postings here, visted several places. Here is what I found:

1) I started at Soy y Luna. This is the supposed massage parlor, located 1 block south of Tica Bus. It was about 10pm on Christmas eve. First, the front door was locked, so they motioned me around to the side. I go in through a kitchen where mom and pop are making food (! ) Weird, I think. There is a small homemade bar with one bored chick sitting at it, a tv on, and that's it. Pop brings me a beer, and I try chatting with the girl, but she is sooo bored. Then pop comes in, sits at the bar, and starts eating his dinner. Then mom comes in and sits on the couch. Not a very sexy environment! They were not welcoming, didn't tell me anything, etc. Then a group of guys shows up and before he lets them in, pop asks me if I'm going to take the girl. Um, no. I leave this strange place.

2) Taxi to Good Times. This is a medium-scale strip club. Meaning, not high-end, not grungy either. It was crowded and fun, nice relaxed atmosphere. Their stripper pole comes down from the second floor, the girls enter like firemen down the pole. They were in the 7-8 range. (But tell me, why do so many Central American chicas look like they're pregnant even when they're not? ! )

Entrance was C30, drink for a girl was C80. One hot girl approached me and we chatted for a while. She quoted C600 for an hour to go to a private room and fuck. That sounded pretty expensive to me, so I said how about half an hour? She wouldn't do it, which I thought was odd. Didn't seem like I was going to get much action there, so I moved on.

3) By this point I'm pretty horny, so fuck it I say, I'll try Diamonds. You guys said it was upscale, but I had no idea. As soon as I walked in, there were hot chicks all over me. Two of them planted me on a banquette and immediately started rubbing themselves all over me while the waiter got me a drink. These girls were hot. Taking my hands and putting them in places where the sun don't shine. It's a strip club with a couple of stages, but I didn't see much of the action since I was off to the side with these two.

Cover charge is $5. Drinks for you are fairly cheap. $3 range. Drinks for girls, however, are $16! I wanted to take these two upstairs and have a three-way, but get this. The guy told me it would be $180 for one hour (including a bottle of wine for the girls). Damn, I could live on a week down here for that kind of money! I tried to talk him down (one girl, etc.) but he said that was the cheapest he could go. Huh. The girls said if I bought them drinks and tipped them, they would do as much as they could on the banquette. Which they did. I fingered them, and one of them was such a good grinder/lap dancer that I came in my pants! (He says sheepishly. It rarely happens, but when the girl is that good, it's hard to avoid! ) Overall this is a nice place, friendly staff, the head people speak English. I'm glad I didn't have my credit card on me, otherwise little head would have gotten me in trouble.

4) At this point I'm still horny since I still haven't actually fucked. So I cab it to The Fenix. This is a slightly dumpy *****house, but all the same I liked it. No cover, drinks for me are C20, drinks for girls C80. There is a big main room with a long bar and couches where you hang out and see who looks good. Most of the chicas were overweight and not that attractive, but then one skinny nice looking one came around, Camila. I paid C200 for 1/2 hour, we go to a slightly skanky room and go to town. She wouldn't do BBBJ, ok. But she was passionate and we had a fun time.

Happy Mongering!

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Floyd Dylan's report summarizes Managua! And "Diamonds" is for International tourists or "business people" maintaining a "standard" for prostitutes. I f*ck the same b*tches for US $7.50.

But again, I'm Meat Loaf and you are who?

Great Report Floyd Dylan.

[Meat Loaf]

(But tell me, why do so many Central American chicas look like they're pregnant even when they're not? ! )

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Floyd Dylan: Pink Bob.

Eating rice for lunch and dinner everyday of your life; eating beans for lunch and dinner everyday of your life; eating rice and beans everyday for breakfast; eating rice that's fried; eating a sh*tload of bread everyday; eating fried doe everyday; drinking soda; drinking beer; etcetera.

If you lived like we, Nicaraguans, live everday, you too would have a "kangaroo pouch" too. I, Meat Loaf, have a panza- panzuco- and look five months pregnant!

Every Chica Nica has a gutt! Every Hombe Nica is a fat-a*s with a huge belly! If not, he's poor. (live here, live like the community, learn the society.)

Hope that helps Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan.