FKK Oceans Düsseldorf

[Sirioja]

Would be happy to see pretty faces who are rare in FKK land, even at Globe or Aphrodisia, and Romanians are more interesting for me than Germans, but I don't like to be fucked by desk, why I don't return to Oceans. Rooms I tried were also quite dark, I need good light to contemplate beauty.

[Kuni042]

So this should have been the most crowded Friday eve of the year. Yet, the line-up was very poor. Admittedly some good-looking ladies (faces quite in the 8-range), but they neither busty (natural) nor german. Essentially mostly were albanian, romanian, a few from Hungary, and whatever. I spotted one girl from Germany, Nora, arabic-descend. But she asked me if I would either want to book special service or stay 1 HR. When I declined both options, she essentially told me that she has no time for me.

(This is essentially like the taxi. Driver who tells you to get lost, after he understands your destination is not excellent business).

BTW: I got like 30 free entrance cards, upon my exit. Not sure what to do with them, because I don't plan to come back anytime soon. The information in this is, that you should even get free entrance easily.

[Sirioja]

When Oceans aimed to become club and°1 in Germany when they opened on end of 2014.

[Tp273]

I visited Oceans last year and had a nice room & a very good steak. This year I took a friend with me. Entry was 65 E. Outside the entrance the Menu was posted listing two types of Steaks with many other items. Inside the club we were told no steak. Only Penne, Pizza, or schnitzel. We ordered the schnitzel which was very thin and dry. In the main club the girls we talked to said 50 E for 1/2 HR plus 50 E extra if we wanted kissing & BBBJ. We both decided to cut our loss and live with paying 65 E for bad schnitzel and a few bottles of water so we left. When the receptionist asked if everything was good I told her about the false advertising of food and the girls up-selling. She just looked at me. I told her we were going back to Babylon where we were the night before for good food & reasonably priced service. Time to remove Oceans from my GPS favorites.

[Tp273]

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[ZimmerBaby]

I won't be defending Oceans for. I find it silly.

Then remains the key point of the visit. Problem is every negotiation / question is a nail in the coffin for my libido. Then my penis communicates only with bladder and kidney. The stuff in my balls sleep like Amy Winehouse. Then I need Netflix.

[Pistons]

What are your favorite clubs? LR and Gold? I agree with you about libido killing atmospheres. Is Dusseldorf the place to go for the best treatment?

Given the upselling atmosphere in Hessen these days, its a give or take I suppose. I personally get around most of that in Hessen, but for many people, many NRW clubs would be a comforting break.

[Pistons]

. What I read is initially taxi scam, robe scam.

Well, the robe stuff is not a scam. Its even a sign there saying the new robes, or special robes is an extra 5 e.

The taxi thing is something all clubs have. It is just different how they bake it into the procing. But try to take a taxi to Oase for example. Or to Sharks. The drivers will always get out of the car to get their little bonus. But its baked into the entry price. So instead of just the person taking the taxi having to pay for it, everyone entering the club has to share the cost at Oase / Sharks etc. And for me not taking a taxi, I know which solution I prefer at least.

The different pricing with or without food on the other hand, is something I won't be defending Oceans for. I find it silly.

[ZimmerBaby]

What are your favorite clubs? LR and Gold? I agree with you about libido killing atmospheres. Is Dusseldorf the place to go for the best treatment?

Absolutely. No bullshitting and respectful girls and staff. The way Artemis used to be 10 years ago.

[MaxSquatter]

What are your favorite clubs? LR and Gold? I agree with you about libido killing atmospheres. Is Dusseldorf the place to go for the best treatment?

For the benefit of the forum; what works better than sarcasm is useful info. Never been at the club. What I read is initially taxi scam, robe scam, energy wasted before even talking to a girl. Then negotiate with girls. The reason I quit Artemis is the same libido killing atmosphere. Dusseldorf is nothing compared to Berlin for recovery days which is bad. It compensates with respectful and nice girls / good service at LR and Gold. Bad vibes kills boner. Then Netflix certainly is a better option for me. You have previously mentioned Lily or Aisha at DV, and at Oceans: Maya or Julia. If you have any remarks on this or new info I would be delighted. And as always reporting will follow, though I sometimes wonder why some members use energy to question my choices, weeks after I have left the clubs.

[ExpatLover]

For the benefit of the forum; what works better than sarcasm is useful info. Never been at the club. What I read is initially taxi scam, robe scam, energy wasted before even talking to a girl. Then negotiate with girls. The reason I quit Artemis is the same libido killing atmosphere. Dusseldorf is nothing compared to Berlin for recovery days which is bad. It compensates with respectful and nice girls / good service at LR and Gold. Bad vibes kills boner. Then Netflix certainly is a better option for me. You have previously mentioned Lily or Aisha at DV, and at Oceans: Maya or Julia. If you have any remarks on this or new info I would be delighted. And as always reporting will follow, though I sometimes wonder why some members use energy to question my choices, weeks after I have left the clubs.

Turkish club for Turkish man, are those guys willing to kiss obviously not their wife is waiting at home for them, 50 euros sex with condom, it is far than enough.

[ZimmerBaby]

Better to stay at home then, while watching Netflix, than to take chances in life.

For the benefit of the forum; what works better than sarcasm is useful info. Never been at the club. What I read is initially taxi scam, robe scam, energy wasted before even talking to a girl. Then negotiate with girls. The reason I quit Artemis is the same libido killing atmosphere. Dusseldorf is nothing compared to Berlin for recovery days which is bad. It compensates with respectful and nice girls / good service at LR and Gold. Bad vibes kills boner. Then Netflix certainly is a better option for me. You have previously mentioned Lily or Aisha at DV, and at Oceans: Maya or Julia. If you have any remarks on this or new info I would be delighted. And as always reporting will follow, though I sometimes wonder why some members use energy to question my choices, weeks after I have left the clubs.

[Pistons]

I would also love to visit Oceans. But with Netflix (or even better Amazon Prime, or even much better internet porn) I can avoid wasting 50 euros and 2 HR of traffic, showering, bathrobe, running around and being frustrating.

Unless I can see some favourable & trustworthy reviews here. I am especially interested in big natural boobs or german ladies. (I know I am totally simple minded).

Well, my comment was sarcasm. With only 2 HR of driving, I would have checked it out more. Unfortunately German ebay is less helpful with these cards nowadays, so its riskier to double it up with another club too with restricted time, and I have gone more to Austria myself. A few of my old fav Oceans girls also migrated to Artemis. But I know 4-5 of them are still there. Elena, Alina, Andra, Maja etc. Plus probably new girls also.

[Downandup]

I would also love to visit Oceans. But with Netflix (or even better Amazon Prime, or even much better internet porn) I can avoid wasting 50 euros and 2 HR of traffic, showering, bathrobe, running around and being frustrating.

Unless I can see some favourable & trustworthy reviews here. I am especially interested in big natural boobs or german ladies. (I know I am totally simple minded).

Same here, I only have so much holiday time and so much money, I have to invest in where it makes sense. In less than two weeks that will be Thailand but the next time I visit Germany I will only visit the clubs I know are good enough.

[Kuni042]

I would also love to visit Oceans. But with Netflix (or even better Amazon Prime, or even much better internet porn) I can avoid wasting 50 euros and 2 HR of traffic, showering, bathrobe, running around and being frustrating.

Unless I can see some favourable & trustworthy reviews here. I am especially interested in big natural boobs or german ladies. (I know I am totally simple minded).

I really want to visit Oceans and DV. Then I read reports like this, and I end up at LR and Gold (which obviously are the only safe bets close to Dusseldorf?)