FKK Oceans Düsseldorf

[Joe Shmoe]

Living Room is 20 km away from the airport, Oceans 5 km. Both clubs are good but they are very much different as you might have read. Oceans is much bigger than LR and girls don't smoke inside. I visited both the past week. LR on Wed and Oceans on Friday.

Monday is surely a slower day in the clubs but at least Living Room should be quite alive in the evening. There was one blond german girl with silicone tits and the Greek Miranda (fake blondes both). Mostly are brunette romanians and many dyed red haired babes around these days. Oceans had a few more blondes in the lineup if I remember correctly.

Visit both if you have money to burn. First LR and later Oceans and then back to the airport. And ask the taxi driver to drop you off 200 m from the Oceans entrance to avoid the surcharge, don't drive all the way to the door.

How's the LR line up during the day? So it seems Oceans will be dead until at least 7 pm that's when I can probably head there if I go to both. As far as taxi, is there a landmark nearby I can tell the driver?

[Finnish Fucker]

Hey guys,

I'll be arriving noon on Monday and my layover will go until 6:45 the next day. I'd like to hit my first FKK in the area, close to the airport. It looks like Oceans and Living Room are a short cab ride away. How are these places on a Monday? I'll probably head in around dinner time and leave around 3 am or so to catch my flight. I've only been to the FKK's in the Frankfurt region (oase, palace, mainhatten). Any tips? I'm really into curvy women, love blondes as well. I want to choose the right club since I don't think it would be practical to go to both in a day. Thanks!

Living Room is 20 km away from the airport, Oceans 5 km. Both clubs are good but they are very much different as you might have read. Oceans is much bigger than LR and girls don't smoke inside. I visited both the past week. LR on Wed and Oceans on Friday.

Monday is surely a slower day in the clubs but at least Living Room should be quite alive in the evening. There was one blond german girl with silicone tits and the Greek Miranda (fake blondes both). Mostly are brunette romanians and many dyed red haired babes around these days. Oceans had a few more blondes in the lineup if I remember correctly.

Visit both if you have money to burn. First LR and later Oceans and then back to the airport. And ask the taxi driver to drop you off 200 m from the Oceans entrance to avoid the surcharge, don't drive all the way to the door.

[Banana Boi]

My recommendation would be LR

You feel there are more "curvy women" at LR than Oceans?

[Joe Shmoe]

Yeah I'm currently reading now. Oceans website says 30 euro surcharge if arriving by cab! Anyhow, I'm not too fond of smoking and small spaces so LR might get annoying. Will continue reading.

[PussyLiccker]

You should read up the threads, check the webpage, find out the pricing, girls talked about, transport, ambiance, food etc. It's all there.

My recommendation would be LR and when you are able to check into Duss on another stop-over (if still limited to Duss area), Oceans can be an alternative.

[Joe Shmoe]

Joe, for curvy women Oceans will likely be more suited for you. Don't expect much on a Monday night.

Yeah I figured, but how bad? Any recommendations for a better Monday LU?

[Banana Boi]

Joe, for curvy women Oceans will likely be more suited for you. Don't expect much on a Monday night.

[Joe Shmoe]

Hey guys,

I'll be arriving noon on Monday and my layover will go until 6:45 the next day. I'd like to hit my first FKK in the area, close to the airport. It looks like Oceans and Living Room are a short cab ride away. How are these places on a Monday? I'll probably head in around dinner time and leave around 3 am or so to catch my flight. I've only been to the FKK's in the Frankfurt region (oase, palace, mainhatten). Any tips? I'm really into curvy women, love blondes as well. I want to choose the right club since I don't think it would be practical to go to both in a day. Thanks!

[Pistons]

Maybe if you ask, she hands you a vacuum cleaner? LOL.

[Finnish Fucker]

'Girlfriends' of Romanian pimps / "managers" maybe? The job interview probably takes place in the form of a blow job, LOL!

I would not be so sure that this airhead knows what is a blowjob.

[Horny Harry]

Where do they find these fucking idiots.

'Girlfriends' of Romanian pimps / "managers" maybe? The job interview probably takes place in the form of a blow job, LOL!

[Finnish Fucker]

Customer service by Oceans staff is definitely one of, if not the worst, in NRW. There are times when the wait staff are too stupid to even take your order. Try waving one down and you get yelled at. Front reception is so chaotic. Staffed properly but maybe make 3 lines. Enter, exit, and for the girls. Bartenders are the only good staff they have there.

Especially the young round faced romanian girl at the reception was a desaster. She did not know prices of drinks, girls etc. Every question I asked she told me she don't know. Where do they find these fucking idiots.

[Banana Boi]

Unfortunately there were 2 moron ladies working at the reception. What a waste of space. Please Oceans employ someone from GT or LR to give punters some customer service.

Customer service by Oceans staff is definitely one of, if not the worst, in NRW. There are times when the wait staff are too stupid to even take your order. Try waving one down and you get yelled at. Front reception is so chaotic. Staffed properly but maybe make 3 lines. Enter, exit, and for the girls. Bartenders are the only good staff they have there.

[Finnish Fucker]

Just got back to Dus airport hotel from Oceans. First visit for me to this club. A short review here.

I went in too early at 18.00 and the place was empty. A few bored romanian hookers sitting on the bar chairs playing with their smart phones. At 21 the place was getting some life in it and later on the atmosphere improved.

I had 2 fucks. Lucy and Timea. Both 25 YO, both have big well shaped natural Cee cup tits. I wonder how I chose these girls, hah. Timea was going around topless all night long showing her well shaped big tits. Lucy was wearing denim shorts and a top and looking really sexy. I enjoyed Lucy more in the room. Such a sight looking at her riding and her boobs swinging. She gave a nice pole dancing show later in the main stage. A girl who stood out in the club. Her friend Marina from Aca was also present, more slim and fit as before.

I liked the place and the girls. A good change of routine to LR, GT and Aca. Unfortunately there were 2 moron ladies working at the reception. What a waste of space. Please Oceans employ someone from GT or LR to give punters some customer service.

[PussyLiccker]

I dunno how much of an effect that has. Lately, LR has been pretty busy even with 60 Entry. Even on a Thurs, that place was overcrowded with punters at night. Tuesday my fav was on wait for key when I got there. So, the business is sufficient for the size of LR. Oceans can take a larger crowd.

Oceans is def trying to gain notoriety handing them out to hotels. When I visit, I still only noticed minor percentage of other ethnicities. Mainly Turkish or more younger crowd with the free entry.

Given the significant Turkish crowd the Oceans is pulling, it makes sense Aca dropped their happy HR special to 20 Euros.