FKK Oceans Düsseldorf

[MaximDuck]

Took advantage of the Freikarte which I received earlier in the month for responding to an internet offer.

Arrived at 4:30 pm, was issued a robe, a towel, a wristband, and the previously described card for food and alcohol which one dare not lose or pay 100 Euro on the way out.

The reception lady was a bit preoccupied and muttered something in German about the door to the men's lockers. Usually when visiting a place like this for the first time one is offered a quick tour, but that didn't happen. I found myself staring at the lockers. You could choose whichever one you want, however there are no instructions for how the combination lock may be set, so I played around with an empty one for awhile until I figured it out, and then I really liked it.

I decided to start with dinner to build up strength for the evening ahead. It's not a buffet where you kind of graze as you go throughout the day. You get one free meal and you want to make the most of it. And if you're only going to eat one meal, this is the place to do it! OMG, this is the best food at any FKK I've ever visited! The free menu included one's choice of 5 options: 1) tomato / mozzarella plate, 2) Carbonara with egg, 3) Traditional Bolognese, 4) Fish filet with fries, 5) Pork schnitzel with mushroom sauce and fries. Everything is made to order by a chef who clearly knows what he's doing. I ordered the Schnitzel and it ranks among the best I've ever had in my life. It was also easily 1. 5-2 times larger than any schnitzel I've ordered in a restaurant before. The mushrooms weren't just thin sliced. The chunks were probably each a quarter of the mushroom, and the serving size was generous. The french fries were fresh from the fryer and served in a heaping pile. I think each dinner was accompanied by a fresh salad with a nice lettuce blend, sliced carrots, cucumber, and red bell pepper. When it was brought to my table (the dining room is the nicest I've seen at an FKK, and there are candles on each table as well as salt and peppercorn grinders), the presentation was so astounding I practically wanted to take a photograph and upload it to my social media (but obviously thought the better of that! But seriously, we've all seen food advertisements which look a lot better than what you ultimately end up with. Not the case here. You would be hard pressed to find a more visually pleasing and better tasting dinner even at a decent restaurant. I actually said "Wow!" aloud as the waitress put the plate in front of me. A far cry from the heat-lamp monstrosity at Oase the night before! I'll take this meal over an endless buffet of crap any day. If that weren't enough, they have a larger menu one can order from if one really wants to spend the extra money for it. I heard the chef is from Italy for what it's worth.

The advertised free non-alcoholic beverages include Coke, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, Sprite, Fanta orange, apple juice, orange juice, and multivitamin juice. I suspect one can also get things like coffee, tea, milk, etc. , but didn't ask. The sodas are served in chilled 0.2 liter bottles.

Most of the facility is really one giant warehouse with a tall ceiling, with the bar, dance poles, and couches occupying the main area, all of which is fairly dark and absolutely all non-smoking. The music early in the day was fairly soft, which pleased me. They turned it up at 8:00 pm, but it still wasn't too loud at all. The restaurant can be observed from the main area, so if a girl you are looking for is anywhere on the floor you can probably see her from almost anywhere. The Kino is tucked around the back of the bar. At the end of the main area there is a door which connects to the wellness area which contains the steamroom, sauna, and other interesting stuff that I didn't take the time to familiarize myself with. There's an unusual odor in the place which might somehow be connected to the wellness stuff. It's not bad, just different and noticeable.

By 5:30 pm I was through with dinner and ready to check out the ladies. All of them were clothed to some degree or another. Comparing to Oase, Sharks, and Artemis, I felt that the average gal was a little older, a little fuller-figured, with not as many pretty faces as at the other clubs. That said, all legal age levels were adequately represented, and there were some petite girls to go with the more healthy assortment. A quick walk around yielded a count of 14 ladies and 18 guys, not including anyone who might have been in a room or the locker areas.

I took up a position on a couch somewhat central to the main area, expecting to be approached. The overall feel of the club at the moment was lifeless. Most everybody present was just sitting there waiting for somebody else to do or say something. Ultimately a few girls did wander around to introduce themselves. This definitely isn't a club where visitors get ambushed by an aggressive throng of eager providers. I was told that an additional wave of ladies would arrive after 7:00 pm, so I didn't rush into anything. I did notice that the blonde bartender was cuter than every girl on the floor. That never changed the rest of the night.

Because the club is new and everybody has recently worked somewhere else in the recent past, I decided to take a little time with each girl who approached me to find out where they previously worked and what they were known as (if different), just in case it may interest some of the readers here who may know them from other places and perhaps had wondered where they had disappeared to. Assume the same name unless I say otherwise. I also approached a handful, particularly if I thought I might be interested for later. I avoided a fair number as well. So here's who I spoke with:

Kathi - Polish, blonde, a bit chunky. Has been at Oceans for a week. Was previously at Zeus in Kussnacht, Schwyz, Switzerland.

Michelle - Half-Romanian, half-Moroccan, tall busty brunette. Has been at Oceans since it opened 3 months ago. Was previously at Mainhattan.

Chanel - Romanian, brunette, a bit chunky. Has been at Oceans since it opened 3 months ago. Was previously at Magnum, Samya, Acapulco, and others.

Rosa - Romanian, cute, petite, fit blonde. 20 years old, 152 cm tall. Does not kiss. Has been at Oceans for 1 week. Was previously at a club in Austria (couldn't understand where she said it was). I did an ISG search for her name in Austria and came up empty.

Giselle - Romanian, tall brunette, great figure, face so-so. Does not kiss. She visits Oceans off and on. Has previously worked at Dolce Vita.

Aria - Romanian, pencil-thin blonde. Does not kiss. For part of the evening she had this sort of Taylor Swift with nerd glasses look going on. She really needs a burger. Make it a double. Has been at Oceans for 2 months. Was previously at Acapulco.

Samira - Moroccan, older brunette. Has been at Oceans since it opened 3 months ago. Was previously at Freude.

Vicki - Bulgarian, medium build with light brown hair. First day at Oceans. She came for the boat show. Has previously worked at Dolce Vita under the name Alexandra.

Alena - Bulgarian, petite brunette. Also first day at Oceans. Came with Vicki for the boat show. Not sure if she's never done this before, or just didn't know how to answer the question of what clubs she may have worked previously. I would have thought Dolce Vita as well since she came with Vicki, but can't confirm.

Andrade - Romanian, curvy brunette. 180 cm tall barefoot (196 cm in heels). Does not kiss. Has previously worked at Acapulco under the name Casey. Oceans felt the name sounded to much like a dog and asked her to choose something else.

Monika - Bulgarian, petite brunette. Cute face. New in Germany, speaks almost no German, no English. Unable to ask her anything else because we couldn't communicate.

Sena - German-born Turkish. Red hair, extremely pale skin. Petite. She's probably a natural redhead to begin with, but her hair is so shockingly orange that it looks like she strolled through the hair dye section at the department store and found a bottle with Ronald McDonald's picture on the front and just knew she had to have that! Has previously worked at Oase under the name Layla.

Another way that Oceans distinguishes itself from other clubs is the dancing area. Other clubs may have a stripper pole which is used for that precise purpose, and by whatever system the club employs the girls end up taking turns or getting assigned over the course of an evening, generally losing whatever articles of clothing they may have been wearing in the process. At Oceans there was nothing like that. At 8:20 pm the spotlight illuminated the two poles and the column between them, and out strutted three girls wearing what might best be described as showgirl attire, with some sort of interesting feathered headdress. They danced wearing these outfits for about 5-10 minutes, and then retreated to a staging area back by the private rooms. Over the course of the evening this would periodically recur again and again, each time with different girls and interesting costumes. At one point Andrade came out wearing a beautiful purple belly-dancer outfit and really made an impression. I asked her about it later to find out if it was some sort of Romanian dance that she was doing, and she laughed, responding that it was a terrible attempt at an Arabian dance and she thought she was horrible. The guys apparently didn't share her view, as she was largely booked the rest of the evening, including by me. Other outfits included Victoria's Secret-style angel wings and other feathered attire. All things considered, I like what they did more than how this sort of thing is done at other clubs.

Of the girls mentioned above, I sessioned with Andrade and Rosa. Andrade was quite warm and pleasing. I'm not normally a boob guy, but hers are about as nice and lush as they come. Very pleasant personality, and a nice 30 minutes. Rosa isn't as warm a personality type, but her petite little frame is phenomenal and it was pure fantasy touching and caressing her young flawless skin for another 30 minutes. To be 25 years younger!

Final Analysis: For all intents and purposes, Oceans almost holds its own against the other clubs I've visited in Germany. When I did another headcount at 10:15 pm I ended up with 22 ladies and 35 guys, not accounting for anyone in a room or in the locker areas. Still nowhere near the 200 figure the club has previously advertised. There was probably a higher peak of ladies around 8:00 pm. Not quite the selection I've seen at the other clubs, yet it suffices if there are a half dozen girls one might be interested in, and in that respect it was perfectly acceptable. Nobody was booked solid despite the ratio of men to women. If there was someone you wanted to spend time with, you could have it. Much like the other clubs, there is a heavy Eastern European demographic. No Asians or Africans in the mix. One gal 'might' have been of Latin origin. And as mentioned before, the overall feel is a slightly older, slightly more full-figured, but probably someone for almost anyone's fancy. And did I mention the outstanding cuisine?! I don't know that I would go out of my way and make a special trip to Dusseldorf to visit Oceans again, but wouldn't think twice if already in the area. Might actually consider a special trip if I knew for certain that Rosa would still be there.

[Nille Copenhagen]

So no serious answers from anyone? I was asking because I know Dolce Vita enforces the surcharge of 50 Extra for Anal, I wanted to know if it was the same at Oceans or if it was 100 extra.

Consider 50-100 extra for the backdoor service. You need to ask the girls.

If you come by Taxi just tell the taxi driver to stop before the club, to avoid extra charge.

I do that a lot in other countries, where this is a comment practice when arriving by taxi to normal disco and nightclubs.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Then you never has visited YinYang in Roermond (The Netherlands, http://www.yinyang.nl), near to the German border. All facilities missing in Oceans are present there: 2 Jacuzzis indoor, swimming pool indoor + outdoor, bio sauna, big and nice garden.

The wellness facilities at Artemis is not bad either.

But I like that things are brand-new at Oceans. The outdoor pool was cancel due to lack of permission from the local authorities.

Maybe they will find a solution one day.

[Delta Indigo]

You: I'd like to fut you in the arse.

Girl: Did you arrive by taxi?

You: Why does that matter?

Girl: Club says it's usually 50 euro extra but 85 euro if you came by taxi.

So no serious answers from anyone? I was asking because I know Dolce Vita enforces the surcharge of 50 Extra for Anal, I wanted to know if it was the same at Oceans or if it was 100 extra.

[Willi69]

But I never saw a better FKK club with such a wellness area connected.

Then you never has visited YinYang in Roermond (The Netherlands, http://www.yinyang.nl), near to the German border. All facilities missing in Oceans are present there: 2 Jacuzzis indoor, swimming pool indoor + outdoor, bio sauna, big and nice garden.

[RempNobbes]

No joke here. But I never saw a better FKK club with such a wellness area connected. Every hour between 8 pm and 2 am or later, they are making a sauna tisanerie with different fragrances. And new, also with birch branches or eucalyptus branches. It takes around 10 minutes in 90 centigrade environment. Ending with a served fresh plate of fruits or vegetables. Everything made and controlled by the Saunameister Oliver. Good job.

Not to say how the "Salzgrotte" is. Spending 30 minutes or more. Relaxing, to load your energy for the girls, waiting next room in the club area. A must do are the wonderful shows. The food is fresh made in the own kitchen.

I was there Thursday during the big Boat trade fair in Duesseldorf. It was crowded starting around 9 pm. But not to many girls. That is something the club need to work on. It is only a question of time.

Waiting for the summer season keeping in mind a wonderful heated pool and more extras. Certainly it gives the club much more interesting. That is my opinion. By the way, stuff is friendly and everything around is proper and clean.

So far for today. Next weekend with some more reports from other clubs around NRW. The FKK club highest rate fantasy land. It is good to live here.

Cheers.

[Banana Boi]

Does anyone know the cost of anal at Oceans?

It all depends if you arrive by taxi or not...

You: I'd like to fut you in the arse.

Girl: Did you arrive by taxi?

You: Why does that matter?

Girl: Club says it's usually 50 euro extra but 85 euro if you came by taxi.

[Citizen Kane]

Does anyone know the cost of anal at Oceans?

It all depends if you arrive by taxi or not...

[Delta Indigo]

Hi Guys,

I am going to be in Dusseldorf soon and want to check out Oceans. Does it have an organized price structure like FKK Dolce Vita? In Dolce Vita the cost of anal was 50 Euros more, a pretty good deal, so I had a lot of anal sex there.

Does anyone know the cost of anal at Oceans?

[MaximDuck]

50 Euro per 30 minutes.

Thanks for the update, Willi69.

[Willi69]

does anyone know what the standard rates are for the girls' time at Oceans?

50 Euro per 30 minutes.

[Optimist]

As Varenne points out, public transport is always worth thinking about. www.bahn.de is superb and has an English option.

[NicMan]

TR FKK Oceans Dusseldorf Germany, mid-November 2014.

Visited Oceans, early December last year. I walked from Dus-rath station, it took 18 min to the club. If you can catch the bus from Dus-rath to Oberhausenerstr, it will be much easy.

My impression is similar. The place is nice except the smoking tent outside. There was no light, no seat, only heating.

The girls I met were from ACA, Magnum, Globe, Palace etc. A girl told me there are 40 girls at that time. Most of the girls are average looks to me.

[MaximDuck]

For all the talk of entry, food, and taxis, does anyone know what the standard rates are for the girls' time at Oceans?

[Horny Harry]

It's really beyond me why anyone would put up with the hassle of public transport or risks getting ripped off when arriving by taxi, just so that you can enjoy the 'privilege' of a questionable line up and paying 20 Euros for a meal.

What's up with you guys? Are you really that desperate to get ripped off? What world are we living in when you have to tell the taxi driver to drop you off one block from your destination?! Doesn't that say enough about this place?

This place just looks like one thing to me: a typical tourist trap ripoff place!