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[Meat Loaf]

Permanent Damage.

There is one location I know has nothing, but hairy ladies, but they may be older than 20-something. The bar is called "Tio. " Read my "Managua Mongering Guide" for the address.

You know you're gonna' have some hair-pie when a girl has more hair on her forearms than most middle-age men!

Thanks for compliments on my prose. All of those years in the university paid for something. My fault, ISG posts are free and non-compensatory.

[Riggo]

I have been with some Nicas in there 20's while in Managua. All of them had hairy legs, most of them had hairy pussys, and two of them had hairy underarms! But they all knew had to take care of me. They were all women I picked up in Polanko's. A long time ago I posted a pic of two of them in the photo section.

Riggo

[Meat Loaf]

Dear "Permanent Damage, "

Thank you very much for the compliments and encouragement of my routs in the P4P arena. With such admiration I'm obligated to continue this way of existence and not hobby! As I discussed with a friend earlier, we all pay for it either cash-in-hand (prostitutes) or lease with balloon payment (marriage.)

(If you like women with hair then Mexico is your place! Every girl that's not trying to be Americanized has a monkey out-of-this-world! )

Nicaraguan females don't shave their legs. Every Nica has hair on her legs. Some more than others and regardless of her skin tone she will have her natural hair, black or blonde, on her legs. Every Nica has hairy legs! Every Nica has long hair. Armpit hair is shaven, unless you have a Senora of 40 years plus. Most Nicas in the "pro" game shave. "Non-pros" in Nicaragua don't exist if you're a foreigner 'cause they've never had access to a foreigner's wallet and will ask for everything under the sun.

Chicas Nicas are willing to do what you say if you are their sex-employer! As a matter of fact, I called my old employee to inform her of my return so she can find me a residence and resume her career.

Cd. Panama is not worth the time or money it costs to live there. Cd. Panama is a place for those that want the USA in a Latin American location. Cd. Panama is on the same level as Cancun, Tijuana, Acapulco, San Juan Puerto Rico, and other tourist destinations. Government stats tout 1. 5 million tourists per annum with a populace of 3. 4 million.

In Cd. Panama I've been dong the boyfriend/girlfriend thing 'cause I hate this place and don't want to waste time mongering although I've partaken a few times 8 weeks. All the "pros" were Colombian. The non-Black girls shaved while the Black girls had fuzz and were from Colombia too.

I will upgrade the membership to facilitate pm as-soon-as-possible.

Nicaragua is ridiculous and unknown. I thought to myself, why am I telling wh*re mongers around the world about this gem, but fortunately nobody has interest in this place. (70, 000 tourists per annum.) Ecuador looks great as well, but the cold weather isn't very inviting.

By the way, "Permanent Damage, " it seems everything you write gets nominated by "Jackson" for a distinction. I enjoyed your post about Chiriqui after the second reading.

[Permanent Damage]

Meat Loaf,

I just tried to message you directly, but ran into a problem. So then I thought, why not post my letter to you here, so that you may answer, and anyone else who has 2 cents, might feel inclined to throw them into the pot.

Dear Meat Loaf,

Let me say it once again. I really appreciate your comments on the various boards on ISG. Your combination of stories, comedy, truthful observations, and original ideas, are extremely entertaining and informative.

I see from some of your recent posts that you are leaving Panama, and going back to Nicaragua.

To tell you the truth, I'll be back in Panama in about another month, and I will be living there once again but.

I am seriously thinking about going elsewhere. Cost of "existence" is pretty high in Panama compared to what I've been reading the costs are in other C. A. And S. A. Countries. Both Nicaragua, and Ecuador interest me.

You might have seen from my posts that I have only been indulging in non-pro action. This might change, and soon!

With non pay/non-pro episodes, I get the thrill of the hunter's high. With P4P, however, one can more easily control many more of the elements of the game. I like the ideas of that. I have a feeling that I'm soon to be initiated into the P4P club.

I am also seriously interested in jungle pussy, and I think that you might be also. Hombre, the humble little unshaven girls in some of the photos in the photo section of Ecuador really do it for me! If the sex workers don't always shave, I think that some of the regular "girl" might not also.

Now, in Managua, and elsewhere in Nicaragua, with the 20-40 year old non-pros, what are the chances of striking a unshaven crotch?

Also, can you find some girls with unshaven armpits?

In Panama, because the middle and lower class women all ride the busses, they all shave their armpits. For me this is a cryin' shame. I do not know much of the situation outside of Panama, as my scope has been limited.

In your experiences, are the women in Nicaragua harier than other Latinas, less hairy, or about the same? Is what you find in the underarms areas, in Nicaraguan women, the wispy "Oriental girl" type hair, or is it a tangled hairy nest like you find in some Latinas, and Caribbean Ladies?

I have a need to know. Any help would be appreciated.

Keep up the good work. You are a great asset to ISG.

Permanent Damage

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[Meat Loaf]

Here is my theory - I think that the girls who can AFFORD to go online are well-off or downright rich, and therefore, they have no NEED for me and my money.

Thanks for keeping the board alive.

I hope somone goes back to nicaragua and does a trip report so I can live thru them viacariously.

It seems that every 2 or 3 blocks has a brothel and an internet cafe which charges 5 Cordoba or $0.25 per 30-minute session. But they can't type and have never learned how to use a computer, the majority of them.

[Member #4167]

Here is my theory - I think that the girls who can AFFORD to go online are well-off or downright rich, and therefore, they have no NEED for me and my money.

Thanks for keeping the board alive.

I hope somone goes back to nicaragua and does a trip report so I can live thru them viacariously.

[Meat Loaf]

It appear that the online Nuevo Diario no longer has the classfied advertisement for massages, or any other services. Any luck with other online Nica periodicos?

http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/

You are what's called "Ass Out." Nicaragua has very little online exposure, so you're out-of-luck. You just have to wait until you get back to MGA and hit the streets. That does suck about Nicaragua not having a decent online community.

[Ganon]

It appear that the online Nuevo Diario no longer has the classfied advertisement for massages, or any other services. Any luck with other online Nica periodicos?

http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/

[Member #4167]

It's was this and the non-pro's not responding to gentleman gestures that wore me tired of Nicaragua after 8 months. You simply get tired of everyone asking for money at all turns.

Do you at least get a little ASS with your gift of money?

[Meat Loaf]

40. They attempt to invite their "sister" to activities that cost you money.

So true! Or their brother, and their freind. It is one of the things that I intensley dislike about the Nicas. Of course, the objective is to sponge off the rich extranjero.

It's was this and the non-pro's not responding to gentleman gestures that wore me tired of Nicaragua after 8 months. You simply get tired of everyone asking for money at all turns.

10. They aspire to live in Miami or Costa Rica?

I spoke to many Nicas. CR was never mentioned, but Miami, OH BOY.

Please note, to the Nica, their only exist 2 destinations: Miami or Los Angeles. As these are the only two cities in the USA. The rest of the USA is a barren, desolate wasteland and should be avoided.

Among the prostitutes Costa Rica is paradise 'cause many Gringos live there and pay $100 ver $8 for sex. Plus it's only 8 hours away via Tica Bus for $15.

Costa Rica is to Nicaraguans what L.A., or the entire USA is to Mexicans.

I'd never take a Latina to a highly populated Latina city within the USA. If so, you're begging for trouble. Furthermore, I'd never take any Latina to the USA! I don't offer papers just plenty of "Meat Loaf. " How would that look taking a 3rd world girl to the #1 country, on paper via marriage; exposing yourself to 50% divorce settlement, when she's earned nothing; and then the 20% on-going child support payment for up to 25 years? Talk about the lottery or casino. And what did you receive? Sex, at a cost! A la Panocha Guey (That's some pussy shit dude.) ** That my version of "A la Verga" **

[Member #4167]

10. They aspire to live in Miami or Costa Rica.

I spoke to many Nicas. CR was never mentioned, but Miami, OH BOY.

Please note, to the Nica, their only exist 2 destinations: Miami or Los Angeles. As these are the only two cities in the USA. The rest of the USA is a barren, desolate wasteland and should be avoided.

[Member #4167]

40. They attempt to invite their "sister" to activities that cost you money.

So true!

Also, their brother, and their freind.

Taking a bunch of people out in Nica is cheap (even 4 of them).

But, when you want romance, it is very uncomfortable. I want to take the girl out for a little romantic evening, and seduce her with my [CodeWord140] poor spanish, but I have 4 strangers sitting at my table. It really crimps my style.

It is one of the things that I intensley dislike about the Nicas. Next time: I will PAY the others NOT to come along.

Of course, the objective is to sponge off the rich extranjero.

[Meat Loaf]

I compiled this post over 6-months while living in Managua. Some of the statements may be generalizations, but unlike posts by "King of ****s" (KOS), they shall carry no racial undertones. May this information be useful to you while you interact in Managua.

1. They ask you to invite them to and for everything.

Example: "Me invita viajar; " "Me invita comida; " "Me invita bailar. " It seems they have never been taught that any invitation is only extended by the person inviting and that an invitation cannot be requested. When you respond "No" to their solicitous request drama ensues.

2. Don’t laugh, be in amazement, or immediately dismiss your companion as an idiot is she can’t insert a VCR tape, operate a disposable camera, or use a computer.

3. They become impressed when a man has well manicured soft hands and designer clothes.

4. They’ll try to tell you how you should spend your money although they’ve never had any money, don’t have a job, and never bought a large-ticket item. Example: You’re paying too much for rent; You should buy a house versus renting; Why don’t you have a car; You over-paid for everything you purchased in Nicaragua.

5. They complain about being poor, but when offered the opportunity for employment by you, they complain about the job duties or never show-up for their first day.

6. They always have their hand out in search of food. They are always asking for anything and everything.

7. They try to explore your home without permission. They try to snoop into your possessions without permission.

8. They become tearful when you kick-them-out of your house with instructions never to return.

9. After time everyone begins to look the same in the face.

10. They aspire to live in Miami or Costa Rica.

11. Becoming pregnant is not a big deal!

12. The Gringo is always being asked for something financially.

13. They attack your refrigerator without invitation.

14. They offer and share what you purchased with their friends as if they purchased the item, without permission. Example: food, beer, rum, and cigarettes.

15. They call you "pinche" (cheap; ) "tacano" (stingy; ) and "codo" (cheap) if you don’t buy them something when they ask for your invitation to buy them something.

16. They claim they’re married or have a boyfriend even though they are prostituting.

17. They overstay their welcome.

18. They claim to be successful and independant, but this fallacy falls apart within a few hours or days when they start asking you for money.

19. They claim to make C $6, 000 (US $300) monthly as a prostitute, but this is an exaggeration since the house / pimp gets 50%. Furthermore, this calculates to be 80-30 minute sessions per month if they were to earn C $6, 000 after pimp-fees.

20. Prostitutes get jealous when you’re the customer of more than one female since they believe you to be their personal meal ticket.

21. Non-Pros take too long to respond in friendship and become sad when you’re no longer interested.

22. Non-Pros don’t respond to friendly greetings, salutations, or small conversation on the street.

23. Every household has at least 5 people residing there with only 1, possibly 2 max, working.

24. They always say, "Hace calor, " even though they’re wearing pants and long sleeve shirts in 95 degree weather.

25. Everyone knows prostitution is the #1 employer of Chica Nicas!

26. Anything loaned is assumed to have been given or gifted.

27. 50% of the Chica Nicas have at least 1 child y age 19.

28. They attempt to entice a Gringo into marriage by touting their home-making skills.

29. They litter when a garbage can is accessible; they spit loogers; pick their nose without shame; and other "Gringo Society No-Nos. "

30. They have hair on their legs, but may shave their muffin.

31. Everyone wears sandals.

32. Everyone wears their hair in a bun or with a hair clip. You rarely see long hair although they all have long hair. Reason, "Hace calor. "

33. You cannot escape them asking for something that requires you spending money.

34. The topic of their career aspirations never comes up.

35. They never complain about "No tengo reales" (I don’t have any money, ) until you ask them to pay for something or give you a loan.

36. They ask your monthly income in curiosity and become amazed when informed, but they still can’t fathom its amount.

37. They attempt to discourage the Gringo from dating other Chicas Nicas by telling him, "Estoy Celosa y Vos Tambien, " (I’m a jealous-person and you are too right? )

38. They have little exposure and knowlege on how to interract with a Gringo beyond trying to raid his wallet.

39. Non-pros are bigger gold diggers than the pros, because they rarely get a chance to see or earn money, especially having access to a Gringo’s wallet.

40. They attempt to invite their "sister" to activities that cost you money.

41. They believe your car is for their family’s use and believe you should chofer them around town for free.

42. Non-pros attempt to claim they’re not a prostitute, but will give-up the goods for a meal or ask for meal shortly after the love-making session.

43. They never say thank you and if so it does not appear to be sincere.

These were some of the experiences I encountered time-and-time again.

[Meat Loaf]

Thanks Senor Loaf

I also am an ex-pat Gringo that lived in Managua for a couple of years. Most fun time of my life!

Noguera, your salutations kill me: Senor Loaf!

I'm living in Cd. Panama for 2 weeks now and I'm ready to go. Mongering is way too expensive after living in Managua. I mean, I'm scared to talk to the girls 'cause I know the price is going to be $100 versus $8.

I'm learning this Cd. Panama scene, but am not impressed whatsoever. If you want to spend $60 to get drunk versus $11 then Cd. Panama is the place.

I miss Managua although it's poor, but hell, not for me, it's paradise!

[Noguera]

Cool. Managua should do like everyone else and have real addresses and directions, none of this reference mapping.

Your clarification is accurate and better than mine!

Thanks

Thanks Senor Loaf

I also am an ex-pat Gringo that lived in Managua for a couple of years. Most fun time of my life!