General Info

[Tj Texan]

Concealed weapons are considered a serious crime in Nicaragua

It is San Juan del Sur where folks might be upset about Voltz, or more so Rivas where the girl was from. From all the evidence it is highly unlikely that he actually did the killing, was he involved somehow that is the question?

[Meat Loaf]

the american eric volz has been released from prison. he was sentenced to 30 years for a [CodeWord123] and murder. politics and money aided his release.

warning: tread lightly in nicaragua if you're a gringo 'cause the citizenry is upset that a gringo killed a chica nica; got let out of prison after 1 year; and returned back to the usa. the citizenry want revenge, especially in the state of rivas and the town of san luis sur.

san luis sur is the tourist attraction of nicaraguan real estate and the residents don't care about the money available from tourism or real estate sells. the citizens want gringo blood and nothing else.

so gringos should stay out of jail; avoid the police if possible; avoid politics; and watch those whom you associate.

[Meat Loaf]

I was waiting for the bus on Carr. Norte across the street from the police station and down the road from the immigration office when I witnessed a robbery! There were about ten people waiting for various buses and the #266 had just pulled-up. The bus was extremely crowded with people standing up. As the passengers exited the bus the awaiting crowd gathered to enter when it happened.

Being a Sunday at 1 p. M. , this 20-something slender female had a book-bag, not purse, when a fellow 20-something tall male thug began pulling the bag from her shoulder. He yelled at the girl to give-up the bag, which is how I noticed something was going down. Accompanying the tall thug was a short teenage thug holding a large kitchen knife about 6-feet from the girl and tall thug. The short thug was holding the long knife in his palm where it could have been used in a up-and-down fashion; slicing format; or jabbing manner.

After the tall thug yelled at the girl another calm female voice said "roban. " This lady was not involved but was answering someone's question as to what was happening. A quiet, calm, and observatory mood overtook the crowd.

After the tall thug gained control of the girl's bag the two thugs ran around the corner and up the street into the neighborhood. The short thug was smiling.

The jam-packed bus watched! The bus driver watched! The boarding passengers watched! Unfortunately, nobody had a machete with them to chop the hands off the thugs or to perform an "outpatient castration. "

Both were wearing sneakers to facilitate a quick exit. The girl was dressed moderately in black slacks and a white dress shirt with rubber-soled shoes. No jewelry was apparent.

This occurred not on the bus, but on the street as people were boarding. The time for the robbery was less than 10 seconds. A LONG 10 SECONDS!

The bus driver waited about 60 seconds before continuing his route. The victim crossed the street and flagged down a patrol car where they went in search of the two thugs.

I considered catching the next bus, but decided a $2 taxi ride would be more convenient!

These criminals exited the crowded bus in search of a victim. I don't know if they robbed any other people on the bus either. These criminals invested 15 cents to ride the bus in search of a victim. I also don't know if those thugs lived in the adjoining neighborhood or not.

(Current social culture celebrates thuggery so I use the word thug not in admiration, but disgust. Guns are legal in Nicaragua, but I'm not sure if they allow concealed carry.)

[Permanent Damage]

Excerpted from a report by Meat loaf.

"Make your life easy by flashing lots of pink bills and never buying or paying for anything. Be proud when they call you "pinche" (cheap) or tacano (stingy.)"

If you plan on staying in any place in Central America, for an extended period of time, this is the advice to heed. Short timers might want to take note, but for the semi-, pseudo-, and regular- residents, playing this "role" is essential. Drive the point home! It immediately shows that you are not playing "their" game, with "their" rules. Here is a side benefits: as I mentioned in a post in the Panama section, C. A. Girls seem to respond better when you a bit of a d*ck. Get, grow, or rent some b*lls.

This is great: you get to complain, act aggressively, get your way, and still get the p*ssy. It is not difficult to convert. Even if you are not that way in the U. S. , you need to get an attitude. Try it on for size. Self preservation, is reason enough. Don that new cloak, and "don't leave home without it! "

P. D.

[Meat Loaf]

You're no slouch in the prose area either!

[Member #4167]

With non pay/non-pro episodes, I get the thrill of the hunter's high. With P4P, however, one can more easily control many more of the elements of the game. I like the ideas of that. I have a feeling that I'm soon to be initiated into the P4P club.

Hi PD, I am late to the party, but here are my observations:

1. I never met a Nica Puta who didn't shave her legs and honey hole.

2. I find Nica women to be VERY attractive. White and Morena (Morena = lighter than a mulatta .. but slightly darker than a white). Very cute faces. Alot of them have a little belly or pooch. I love Nicas.

3. Very cheap mongering it is a good value.

4. As for the non-pro action in Nica:

I too am an afficionado of the non-pro action. I find it preferable. In my trip to Nica, I looked for non-pros. I did not find the normal Nica on the street to be too friendly. Not too approachable. In fact, alot of normal Nicas seem to have a bit of a scowl on their faces when you first meet them. They open up and smile after the second or third date. Women in Ecuador are somewhat friendlier.

I wouldn't try the pay/non-pro action in Nica unless you are going to be there for an extended period of time, you have good spanish and some game. You could definitly take Meat Loaf's expert advice and hire a sex employee. Sample the variety offered by the chongos, and make your selection. I would stick with P4P in Nica.

- Water Boy

[Permanent Damage]

ya' know meat loaf, i had the perfect answer for you regarding bear and monkey hunting, and the security of placing a bet based on a female's arm hair, but that was a few years ago. i really thought that i had it down to a science, but was more than occasionally proved wrong. for me, arm hair quality is still one of the best hints to go on. i try to follow the general rules outlined in the paragraph below, but am sometimes actually dumbfounded with my findings.

the general consensus is: look at the eyebrows, sideburns area (coverage, and texture), and back of the neck (3/4s of the way back on the neck from the skull downward). if you can, catch a glimpse of a treasure trail (or signs of shaving), and look for a few stray chest hairs (or signs of shaving): these may be hints. a low hairline, large pores on the calves, an slightly acidic body odor, coarse hair on the hands above the smallest finger, thickness of hair on the head, wiry nose hair, and rough skin in general, are a little "out there" on most peoples' lists, but are sometimes good indicators. the quantity and texture of arm hair, the "bigote" (i do not know it this rule applies to dominicanas though), the texture of the hair on toes (or signs of shaving) seem too, to be telltale signs. finding large pores on the face, oily skin. especially on the face, and some acne or acne scars on the face, seem to often lead to finding what i constantly crave. male characteristics on a female face (large brow, square jaw, strong nose, rough skin, or protruding chin) sometimes are reliable clues.

i have had bouts with women who seem to posses all of the "indicators" mentioned above, but have been lacking in that "oh so important" area.

i have also met several women with smooth skin, smooth hair, and none of the telltale signs, who had actually made me gasp in delight as i peeled back their panties!

the ideas of certain ethnicities having all the blessings is not a totally reliable indicator either. most agree that arabic, and north indian women have it "going on", but alas, this is not always true.

although sometimes quite hairy, oriental women never possess the "jungle" mat that i really enjoy.

caribbean women (whatever that means) are thought to be hairy. jamaica, allegedly, is supposed to have a corner on the market (or maybe the corner market is where the hairy girls are to be found).

in my humble experiences:

orientals seem to have silky, straight and sometimes wispy hair (where it counts).

northern europeans seem to generally have fluffy, oft light colored, soft muffs.

southern europeans seem to have more coarse wiry hair.

native indigenous peoples (of the americas) seem to be lacking, when it comes to having the "goods"!

it is hard for me to generalize about women of african heritag, because i have had "oh" so many differing experiences when it comes to hairiness. i do not dare touch the thought of breaking down the differences based on the various regions of their forefathers. differences of skin shades provide no clues for me. my crazy, nonsensical observation is that skinnier black girls seem to have hairier crotches, with more wiry hair.

in our part of the world, what people call "latinas", and also the black girls, are most likely to be blessed in our favorite department. as to specifics on which latinas, from which country. or regions. possess which traits, i defer to anyone with a wider scope than i have.

my favorite considerations, when quickly sizing up a girl, are: texture and fullness of the eyebrows, the thickness of hair on the head, oiliness of the skin, and lastly, the amount, length, and texture of the hair on her arms.

i think that if a girl has oily skin on her face, that it is a pretty sure bet. i have, however, been "tricked by nature" on this one too!

for me, a clean thick bushy mass of wiry hair with an earthy smell always does the trick. we are extremely lucky that we can more readily access this "situation" close to where we work, play, and love.

without getting into a lengthy discussion on pcos (large backs [whoa! ], hairy arms, moustaches, sideburns, male-pattern baldness [help me jesus! ], a predisposition to diabetes and cardiovascular disease), nor mentioning much about women who possess extremely high amounts of testosterone (steroid enhanced weightlifters and women who are receiving testosterone therapy for some ailment), i have covered the basics here.

please, if anyone has any ideas on this subject, or has any experience on taking a certain verifiable path when on the jungle hunt, please let them be known for the benefit of this group.

p. d.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Meat Loaf]

P.D. and Señor Carne

I stand corrected …… (and, by the way, El Daño …… platitudes of flattery will get you everything you want … be they women or information on the ISG), I have “known” one delightful young Nica with the thatch, and she was divine. I picked up a girl waiting at a bus stop one time and offered her a ride. She was cute, sweet, didn’t smoke, didn’t drink …… but, oh lordy …… could she ever f xxx!!!! She was just a poor girl from the barrio, lived in a hut with about 2000 kids under 9 years old, and was looking for a good time. The fact that she hooked-up with a gringo gave her god status with the surrounding neighbors in the barrio. She had quite a jungle down there but it was clean and oh so wonderful to floss with.

A stay at home barrio girl is a sweet young thing, very poor, not a dancer or working girl, who just lives with a billion people in a one room hut in the poorest barrios of Managua (Villa Venezuela, Villa Libertad, Barrio Carlos Marx). These girls are very sweet, usually quite uneducated, naïve, and really know very little of the world …… but, man, can they fuck!

My recommendation is to listen to any advise available from Señor Carne because he can find these girls better than I. I know quite a few of them but there is no way I can direct you to them. You would get lost in the jungles of central Managua and never be found again.

TGAM-nog

Sr. Noguero is our resident Spanish teacher. ¿Matriculas Abiertas? (Open Enrollment? )

Thanks for the barrio info. 'cause I never knew of them by name, but by site- Oh Shit!

Sr. Lodrillo dijo (Mr. Meat Loaf says, ) lots of foot traffic goes a long way!

Honestly, I'd rather give a girl with nothing a shot at something than these broads that think they're worthy of a Hollywood, Acapulco, or Sinaloa lifestyle.

I've invited Putas Nicas to my home for them to turn cigarettes out on my tiled living room floor. I've invited Putas Nicas out for a 500 cordoba meal for them to throw used napkins over the railing. I've invited Putas Nicas out to 400 cordoba dinners for them to complain about walking 6 blocks versus a taxi. I've offered Putas Nicas 3, 000 cordoba salaries mensuales (monthly) for them to complain about the job duties. I've offered Putas Nicas lots of opportunities to learn that charity and good intentions must be measured.

Lastly, I've experienced my Gringo neighbor's girlfriend never ask my Gringo neighbor for anything, but appear at my front-door, uninvited, with 3-friends, and state, 'we're hungry! "

Make your life easy by flashing lots of pink bills and never buying or paying for anything. Be proud when they call you "pinche" (cheap) or tacano (stingy.)

It's just like fishing where the lure attracts red snapper only to be released after the capture. Yet, despite these frustrations, Soy Nicoya (I'm Nicaraguan!)

[Noguera]

P.D. and Señor Carne

I stand corrected …… (and, by the way, El Daño …… platitudes of flattery will get you everything you want … be they women or information on the ISG), I have “known” one delightful young Nica with the thatch, and she was divine. I picked up a girl waiting at a bus stop one time and offered her a ride. She was cute, sweet, didn’t smoke, didn’t drink …… but, oh lordy …… could she ever f xxx!!!! She was just a poor girl from the barrio, lived in a hut with about 2000 kids under 9 years old, and was looking for a good time. The fact that she hooked-up with a gringo gave her god status with the surrounding neighbors in the barrio. She had quite a jungle down there but it was clean and oh so wonderful to floss with.

A stay at home barrio girl is a sweet young thing, very poor, not a dancer or working girl, who just lives with a billion people in a one room hut in the poorest barrios of Managua (Villa Venezuela, Villa Libertad, Barrio Carlos Marx). These girls are very sweet, usually quite uneducated, naïve, and really know very little of the world …… but, man, can they fuck!

My recommendation is to listen to any advise available from Señor Carne because he can find these girls better than I. I know quite a few of them but there is no way I can direct you to them. You would get lost in the jungles of central Managua and never be found again.

TGAM-nog

[Meat Loaf]

"Permanent Damage," I was wondering how do you know if a girl is going to have a bear or not? For example, I was next door buying my lunch (meatballs, rice, beans, potato salad, and plantain, for $2.85) and saw an HSBC bank employee eating her lunch. All along her forearms were wild, thick hairs, so I immediately thought damn! I bet she could have a huge bush: I'm talking a bush like they carry at Frank's Nursery and Crafts. Her eyebrows were trimmed so there was no evidence of the one-eyebrow trait.

Question: Do hairy forearms dictate a hairy bush?

[Meat Loaf]

I enjoy your comments and your zeal for the chase of the illusive Nica pussy ...... OK, so its not so illusive!

Just an insight ... I lived for several years in Nicaragua and still travel and work there on a monthly basis. In the dozens of NIcas I have been with over the past ten years I have never been with one that was not shaved as bald as my head. As to arm pits .... only the stay-at-home girls from the barrios.

I too love a bit of the peach fuzz on the old landing strip. If you come across any, please let us all know.

Tgam nog

¿Que onda Noguera? (What's up? ) I agree with those above statements which is why I was so entralled by "Riggos" photos. By the way, "Riggo" has been on the ISG boards since 2002- WOW.

I probably banged over 50 girls in 8-months of "Ma-mongering. " That's no "Wilt Chamberlin" statement either.

I can't wait to get back there, process my immigration papers, buy my finca (estate, ) and live my "Hugh Hefner" dreams. Or at least fulfill the ladies "Meat Loaf" fantasies.

[Permanent Damage]

Thanks for adding a few comments. Even if the news is bad (at least in my book), it is exactly what I need to hear.

Although others here have given their ideas about how, and where, to root out the hairy girls, I still do not have your suggested course of action for someone in search of such a jungle trek. I'm sure that you have some solid ideas on how one might specifically go about this, even if you, yourself, have never felt inclined to "weed whack" such a path.

Tell me, exactly, what a stay at home girl from the barrio is. I think I know, but go ahead and humor me.

Tell me, also, how to find a willing partner of the hairy persuasion. Would I need to go into "questionable" areas checking underarms, and risk my life, or should I just pay some guy $10. 00 to distribute 100 business-type cards (1. With my phone number, 2. An offer of a finders fee to someone who receives the card and can set me up with a willing "homeslice", 3. A vaguely romantic, "euphemistic" description of what I am dreaming of, and 4. A quarter taped to said card, for the girl to use to call me)?

My tongue is placed in my cheek, but not too firmly. Do tell!

In all sincerity, though, thanks for your many truthful reports, and your attention to details. You are somebody who knows his stuff, tells it straight, but always is tolerant of differing opinions.

A stoic, stalwart of this section you are! Your contributions are appreciated by many silent readers, in addition to the few vocal ones.

P. D.

[Noguera]

I enjoy your comments and your zeal for the chase of the illusive Nica pussy ...... OK, so its not so illusive!

Just an insight ... I lived for several years in Nicaragua and still travel and work there on a monthly basis. In the dozens of NIcas I have been with over the past ten years I have never been with one that was not shaved as bald as my head. As to arm pits .... only the stay-at-home girls from the barrios.

I too love a bit of the peach fuzz on the old landing strip. If you come across any, please let us all know.

TGAM nog

[Permanent Damage]

While Riggo and Meat Loaf's posts specifically addressed my recent questions, I failed to acknowledge Noguera, Grand Pollo, and a whole host of other contributors who have provided the information one needs when seriously considering making an extended stay "trip", or when contemplating relocating for a good while.

Up until now, I have been interested in only no-pro action. Although I really enjoy the thrill of the hunt, I think that I will soon be walking on the "other side".

Thanks to all the writers here for providing the information needed to make informed "manly" decisions.

I'm sure that most members would aggree that ANY contribution is welcomed here. Soooooooo. Lurkers, git yo' hans out o' yo' pants and get t' typin'.

P.D.

[Permanent Damage]

You guys are a great help!

Riggo, your "hairy" photos originally inspired me to go through the whole Nicaragua photo section, and consequently, the whole body of literature of the Nicaragua country sections. I was not entertaining thoughts of visiting Nicaragua. Now, thanks to you and your photos causing the "the more I see, the more I like" deal, I am thinking of doing the 6-8 month "thing" like Meat Loaf has done.

Meat Loaf, what can I say? You have only been a posting at ISG for a short while. Your posts are interesting, informative, and sprinkled with humor. You are a true champ: sharing your vast wisdom in true Maverick form.

You gentlemen, among others here, MAY be responsible for changing the course of my life!

P. D.